Hi everpony just wanted to let every pony know that I am officially making Pinkie Pie My Waifu. I love everything about Pinkie she's the most beatiful, sweet, fun loving, crazy, bootylicous pony in all of equestria and I also find Pinkamena arousing on so many levels. So anyways my point is if you were thinking about making Pinkie Pie your waifu or already think she is your waifu think again because, I will find you and use the skin I peel off your hands for a new pair of gloves and I will feast on your heart as I stand over your cold dead carcass if you think Pinkie can be your waifu too. I love my waifu so much my Pinkie Pie stuffed animal is starting to grow mold on her mouth because, I kiss her to much and her mouth isnt the only place I kiss her if you catch my drift.
This is now a waifu claiming thread.
Claiming Rarity.
>>26954766
Such a quality post
Just look at those numbers
>>26954779
Claiming Sunset Shimmer
Claiming this qt
>>26954766She's not real
Fucking fight me faggot, she's my waifu and I swear I'll put you in the fuckin ground you silly cunt
>>26954779
I would very much like to be with Twilight.
>>26954766
>letting your pinkie plush grow mouldy
It's like you don't even care about her at all. Also, if you think she's yours, think again you edgy faggot.Pinkie Pie is for everyone, she has plenty of love to go around. Such a nice pone.
>>26954779
I'll take Starlight, I feel like I would enjoy being around her.
>>26954766
Okey, so you are willing to fight for your waifu. That's good.
But what are you doing right now to actually please your waifu? If Pinkie Pie was real and looked at you RIGHT NOW, would she be happy with what she sees?
Or would she dump you right there and then because she can't stand your raging autism?Also, Pinkie thread is that way >>26910871
>>26955086
Where's the "Pinkie over a ball with a mustache" from? Is it from a fast food chain or something?
Claiming Trixie, which is Best Pony and always will be Best Pony.
Claiming best sun pone
>>26954779
Claiming appleqt
>>26956394
Die, stupid Seth-army!
Feel that feel!
>>26955086
where are the red and blue dildos from that slumber party set?
I didn't know Red Death posted here
>>26954766
>not wanting as many people to love her as possible
Disgraceful.
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>>26956486
Fuck. You.
>>26954766
I hoped it would never have to come to this. OP. You just started to love her, when I and many others have loved her for much MUCH longer. Not many people love both sides of her but I ask. If she's with you, why would allow her to get that sad? You're sick.
You think you can ward me off with that excuse of a threat? Think again edgelord.
The love I feel for her transcends time, space and death itself. I'm willing to sell my soul 1,000,000 times over if I could just see her face.
Tell me OP. Have you ever taken her to the movies? Or out to a nightclub? Even a fancy dinner? You haven't. Do you know her favorite treat, her favorite color, etc.? You don't.
You're not a real man OP. If you were, you would never have a reason to be sad again in your entire lifetime knowing that she's by your side.
Get out.
