Idiot Edition
All Dazzling lovers are welcome. It doesn't matter if you're an Adagio, Aria or Sonatafag, let's all join in one place. Post anything of the Dazzlings: drawings, discussions, stories, fetishes, re-edits, gifs, re-made songs (written or, if you had the guts to, sung), anything you like. Come here and show that you're under their spell!
Story Pastebin/Archived Threads:
http://pastebin.com/NjS5LgYv
Art Compilation:
https://www.dropbox.com/sh/2cryg0c1bk3v92s/AABPY1McXUInkwm3xrO5116ca?dl=0
For aspiring writers:
http://pastebin.com/V1ujiyJt
http://pastebin.com/whCQ2GpX
http://pastebin.com/bnMmZ2T3
Steam group: >http://steamcommunity.com/groups/PraisetheSirens
Old Shattered Gem: >>26904065
>>26950929
First for best Siren
Doing name check
>>26950929
I want her to bully me.In bed.With her thighs.
>>26951009
doesn't it always change?
![[Apalled Internally].png](https://i.imgur.com/yo3bZKy.png "[Apalled Internally].png")
>>26951133
Yep. The CSS also breaks any 4chan-related extensions if you're using them. Thanks, Hiroshima.
>>26951133
Probably. Moonbutt
I'm replying just to see what name I manage to get.
>>26951174
>Tfw you'll never get a Dazzling name.
These past two threads have been unenjoyable. The drawfags are kaput, the funposting wasn't fun and conversation was sporadic and not particularly interesting for most people. Fucking bummer.
>>26950929
>Luminekike
pass
Sonata a qt.
I'm all out. I do not have enough content to satisfy the slobbering dazzlefag horde.
I found more.
Is drawfag kill?
Should I keep dumping?
>>26951641
We've got a 30:24 post to picture ratio in the first hour, and the image cap is 250. I think we're good.
>>26951637
I hope not, I'd like to see more from them in the future.
>>26951637
I don't know but you'll always have a colorfag.I just noticed that it say "+(You) this post" when you hover over a post number.I also just got Rick-rolled by iheartradio.
>>26951488
This pleases me. I want tosnuggle herandholdherhand. I also want tohave her beat me senseless and use me for rape
>>26951641
Keep Sharon those pics
>>26952053
All is forgiven, simply post Dazzle.
>>26952087
>>26952112
WAIFU
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F
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>>26952087
DAMN IT CARLOS, STOP GETTING ON BARBARA'S ACCOUND
>>26952013
While I approve of your methods you must acknowledge that the woman is 3dpd and not your blueberry taco waifu
>>26952404
D: Also, holy hell, five fucking captchas
>>26952404
This. Such acts are unfaithful to the Dazzles.
>>26951973
I told you about the +you.
>>26953831
Those proportions are actually pretty tame for Sundown's standards. I like it.
>>26953831
noice
>>26953831
Holy shit those thighs
>>26952862
wut
>>26954567I want the Dazzlings to discipline me
>>26954567
>>26954590
don't we all.
>>26954615
Those eyes
>>26950929
What is happening in this image? Is Sonata hogging the tacos to herself? Is Aria mad at her for not sharing, or just being a bitch and telling her to stop stuffing her face? Is the whole thing a simplified conception of how Adagio views the two of them?
>>26955013
Sonata is a selfish pig, Aria is an angry bitch and Adagio looks down on both of them.
>>26955060
Adagio looks like the pig in that pic.
>>26955101
>The layering of Sonatas eyes in this pic.
>>26955117
She looks like a tard
>>26955192
Shut the fuck up Erivin
>>26955117
How's this familia
>>26951551
As someone who is 6'3, this almost physically harms me.
>>26955365
I know the feel. 6'3", 210lbs. I want to bully tiny-dagio.
>>26951467
I always got the feeling sonata isn't a bad girl at all. It's her friends that manipulate her into doing things. Not that she doesn't enjoy some of it. I just think that if there was a nicer way to do what was necessary she take it
More Love for Aria.
>>26954615
Rotated for you.
>>26955421
idk dude, she looks pretty bad here
>>26955568
My love for Aria!
We dead again?
Pre new episode bamp.
>>26957299
It habbens
>Anon come on! T-this isn't funny anymore!
>>26958026
Great, now I'm hungry.
>>26955557
Let me guess.
Put on your home screen so you can tap dat ass.
>>26958348
Not that guy but Ponut once posted an ass-tapping game idea in Taco Hell and then an anon made it into an actual app. Customizable too.
>>26957323
I can't believe the same who enjoyed the show in the past are still watching this garbage.
>>26958795
He says like anyone doesn't know this. That shit was all over the place when it happened.
>>26958938It's comfy.
>>26958795
All downloads of said app can be found here for those interested.
https://derpiboo.ru/960441?scope=scpeeb1beb910346ffc1397832e0cb3d6aeeaf476066
>>26958965
You never know. We pick up a newfag every now and then.
Does anyone have a download link for Taco Hell btw? I need it in glorious HD.
>>26959073
Maybe, but it seemed like he knew and was referencing it by the way he said it, to me at least.
>>26959153
I think whatever the case it doesn't really matter since we're having some meaningful bumps now.
Btw speaking of Ponut, some guy made a dA page claiming to be him. He hasn't uploaded a think and he has a bunch of watchers. If this isn't the real Ponut then I'll be pissed. Not because he won't be who he claims he is, but because I wish I'd thought of that.
>>26958938
I don't watch it anymore I'm just waiting for the next eqg movie
You ready to explore the ocean bottom with me Nonny?
tsundaria needs more love
>>26959329
People have been doing stuff like that for a long time so I wouldn't be surprised but for some reason I feel like it's not done as much anymore. I'm probably wrong but it just feels that way. I don't really visit dA though so I wouldn't know.
>>26959749
You're scaring me, Sonata.
Oh wait I read that as
>You NEED to explore the ocean bottom with me Nonny.
Like she was trying to lure me down to the dark where her sisters were waiting to eat me.
>>26955905
She didndunuffin
>>26958026
OK that's horrible, so what does he keep intentionally missing her when he eats? It's his way of teaching her a Larson in humility. Hell give the antidote you make her grow back to normal size once he's full
>>26955905
This. She's the one doing it out of pleasure as opposed to business or rage.
Thread needs more sideboob.
>>26960667
and more small boobs
>>26959073
I just have the youtube link and a postable webm.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lB9Z7saGuEs
>>26959840
Dat beautiful poof
Some crack shipping here.
>>26961738
SFM models of anything from Equestria Girls really fucking unsettle me and I don't know why.
>>26961738
>Shitty TF2 Map
>Shitty EQG Model.
>Shipped with Deadpool
Everything in this photo makes me want to uninstall and erase Garry's Mod from my library.Then again, I was this autistic once upon a time as well. Thank god that passed.
>>26961782
Same, I do not see the appeal, not even as a joke.
After their defeat in the Battle of the Bands, the Dazzlings fled and hid away from the world's judgemental stares. They sat behind locked doors and closed curtains and they blamed. They blamed and they cursed, but not the Rainbooms and not eachother.
"It's all my fault!" said Adagio. "I treated people like dirt and walked all over them! Worse, I dragged my only two friends in the world with me!"
"Don't blame yourself, Adagio" countered Aria. "I'm supposed to be the smart one and yet I didn't realize what was happening to us. I let us down."
"I-I'm sorry..." said Sonata as she wiped her tears. "I'm sorry I was mean. To you too."
Then they all cuddled together and cried. They were the only source of emotional warmth they had left in the world, and they clung tightly to eachother.
Eventually, the three girls ran out tears. That's when they decided to turn a new leaf and bring cheer to the world instead. They also decided to be true to themselves and their feelings from now on. As sirens, they loved two things in the world more than anything. The one was singing. They soon made a contract with a small label and released new songs.
http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=gLpfrhHSYoMThe other thing is sex, in case you can't tell.
>>26951436
I'm not kaput, just being slow.
>>26959329
Oh yeah, forgot about that. No it is me, I made an account and just never used it.
>>26962934
I usually use mine to contact people and give them feedback. I doubt you'll be hearing from me anytime soon. Critiques anyway.
>>26962934
Alright cool
Anyone have the dazzling version to this?
http://i.imgur.com/sz7PBo8.jpg
Enjoy
>>26963994
Is this it?
>>26964093
I remember when I requested that from Knighty. Was a good thread.
>>26964093
Wasn't there one with Adagio and a rubber chicken? And when it says "do it now" the chicken is the one saying it? Or did I just dream that?
>>26964093
Now I want to see a joke version with Adagio.
>"Touch the cow!"
>Anon/whoever just stares at her flat chest in confusion
>>26964261
I remember that one. It was "kiss the chicken" I think. I'll see if I can find it.
>>26964365
>Not choking it
Found it.
>>26964400
Next time a fucking rooster attacks me, I'll grab him by the neck and twist him like a jewish slingshot. That's gonna count as choking for a second there.
>>26964261
>>26964365
The situation is from a greentext.
http://pastebin.com/tARvKgdj
>>26964543
>>26964545
Holy shit thanks guys! Guessing the writefag never finished?
Any a youse knob ends gots da Adagio pic that`s wojackdagio with the words "did you feel that?" in it?
>>26964719
>>26964742
Cheers desu fampai
>>26964670
That story is finished. Uh-hmmm sometimes writes short vignettes for us
I WANNA FUCK ADAGIO IN THE VAGINA
>>26964905
I'm surrounded by sick fetishists
>>26964905
>Not wanting her to fuck you in the vagina
What are you, some kind of faggot?
Darkseed anon from a few threads back. Are you here? I'm the guy you'd responded to. My name really is Mike. It blew my mind when you addressed me by name. So imagine my surprise and confusion when I watched your link and it was a guy having his mind blown (though literally).
>Page 8
>>26965590
>>26965590
>>26965687
What a coincidence. I was working on this earlier.
Okay, ninjas are attacking and they can't catch the dazzles. Which Sonaynay silhouette is better?
>>26966131
The black one
>>26966145
Is it black? Or are two in black and two in slightly darker black?
I love how Dagi is a goldmine for reaction images. Her expressions and body language are overly expressive. I wonder if that's because she is the "dazzle". The show off. She's almost Freakazoid levels of cartoony and rediculous, and yet she is lovable, engaging and sexy.
>>26966561
You think freakazoid is sexy?
>>26966561
>tfw you will never claim quints for your waifu
>>26966575
That's not what I said but I fucking love anew Freakazoid show or at least the movie they kept mentioning in the intro.
>>26966597
Hey man, there's no shame on it
>>26966615
Have you noticed how Freakazoid's asscrack and junk doesn't show through his tight suit? If the answer is no then what the hell were you looking at?
>>26966753
I did noticed, you'd think it would be a "nothing at all" thing
>>26966777
Hah! Lucky sevens.
I've nothing to follow up with. I tied rewatching a bunch of old WB cartoons a while back. It was all terrible, even Earthworm Jim. Freakazoid was pretty much the only tolerable show. And speaking of those cartoons, there used to be a singing cat with a stupid dog in animaniacs. I fucking hated their sketches for being so depressing. I wonder if anyone here remembers them fondly.
>>26964543
Oh wow. Didn't expect to jump on today and find that. Ugh, I might go back and re-do that.
>>26964545
Actually the situation was from pic related. I think it's supposed to be some document with everything written in it or something I don't fucking know. Anyway some anon typed "Adagio says" or something into it and this came out. I saw it, thought it was funny, and since someone, not long before that post, posted WK's cow pic I thought I'd parody it.
>>26967011
Dude! I remember that. I remember people searched and found various things.
Welcome back btw.
>>26967011
I've been practicing more lately but I've been a bit busy, jacking off and playin' vidya but also moving, to drawfag.
Here have something I was working on and then stopped working on when my power cut. It was really cold that day and I was sleeping on the floor in a room with only my comp so I started drawin' to take my mind off it and thought about a snuggy smugy Dagi.
If anybody wants something you could ask and if I like it I'll draw it, I guess. I'm pretty slow though so it might take a bit but I'll put all I've got into it. I could use the practice. I prefer lel over lewd so go with that if you want something.
Also I still don't know how colors work so if you want something colored expect scribbles.
>>26967070
Thanks I wanted to be here for a while but I had to move and such. Anyway I'm in a sort of comfortable position now. Funny how shit like this happens and I just happen to see my pic.
>>26967105
>You will never a Dagi on cold night
>>26967105
Cozy
>>26967011
Does that pic predate the fic?
>>26967195
I'm not sure. I didn't even know that fic existed but thinking about it now it might have.
The guy probably searched it because he read the fic.
>>26967105
I like her smug bastard expression, though I feel bad for the other two.
I used to have a bunch of ideas but I've forgotten most of them while others I've decided to tackle myself due to lack of general interest by others.
Anyway, if you've nothing better to do, you could try pic related. It's a satire of how every other green is about anon scoring with a dazzle like it's nothing. I write such greens all the time though.
Anyway, anon is supposed to be trying to hold his pants up while Adagio is pulling them down with her right hand.
>jacking off and playin' vidya
Hear hear. I've two stories I want to work on but I can't be arsed because I'm playing Serious Sam 2 and replaying Halo 2 in preparation for Halo 3.
So how far away did you move? Another state?
>>26967128
I hurts.
I want her to lay on top of me while we watch scary movies and stuff.
>>26967105
Requesting Aria watching Mr. Roger's Neighborhood in wide-eyed wonder.
>>26967432
Still dying to see a drawfag take that pic on.
>>26967449
>Not wanting her to lie over you while you watch funny videos so you can feel her shake from laughter and rub against your back
>>26967432
>Halo 2 and 3
It still hurts. I miss it all so much. Halo 3 was probably my prime gaming years where all I did was video games with my two friends.
>Serious Sam 2
Holy shit me too. Just for that I will do your thing.
Like I said though I'm slow. But I'll go ahead and spend an hour or two on it right here after I eat.
>>26967497
Sure sure.
>>26967517
I want her told hold me when she's frightened. Not that there's any good horror left to watch.
>>26967566
Actually on second thought horror probably is like comedy to Dagi...still good I guess.
>>26967497
>referencing AWO
I suppose we're on a Uh-hmmm kick tonight.
>>26961738
Mistakes into miracles
>>26967566
Thanks mate!
>I'm slow
Pfft, take your time. Take days. I'm slow too, plus I think demanding things from someone who is doing you a favour is a douche thing to do.
Anyway, I need to sleep. It's morning.
>Holy shit me too
Really? Which level are you on? I'm currently on the first planet's suburbs, in the battle outside the prison. I always play games in the hardest setting though.
>tfw unique upbringing has made me almost unscareable
>tfw can't enjoy horror
>>26967686
>>26967690
>Really? Which level are you on?
I'm just about to start actually. Just finished The Second Encounter and was gonna start 2 soon. I'm playing several games at a time and I switch back and forth. Usually different genres so I don't get bored or frustrated fast.
>I always play games in the hardest setting
Same
>>tfw can't enjoy horror
I can still enjoy it even if most of it doesn't scare me. And even then the stuff that does is more of a "when you think about it that's pretty fucking creepy" or a "it didn't really get me but it's still good" kinda thing.
Alright now that I've had my crappy pizza for dinner and finished my blog post I'll get to work. With thoughts of dazzles drifting of to snooze land.
Sleep tight, Dazzle.
>>26968654
They look like newtsHissssssssssssssssss
>>26968654
cute~
bunmp
Anyone got some Dazzles with bedhead or in pajamas/sleepwear?
>>26969595
>>26969842
Good enough
>>26969842
that teddy needs a sonata edit
dunno if anyone cares at this point but I won't be writing for a while.
WrestleMania and college exams take up my time.
Dungeons of Dazzle will continue. Just not sure when. Feedback is welcome on the story thus far
>>26969595
This one right?
>>26968063
Heh, I'm tempted to let you catch up so we can have a friendly race to the finish.
dont know where to go with out getting banned for drawing a pony, does this need a little work?
>>26967690
Wait wait wait...you're playing a Serious Sam game on the hardest difficulty? Are youserious? The highest difficulties are a god damn slog to get through, especially when you hit the kleer planet. I don't knownid you're a madman or a man with too much time. Regardless, if you're trying o beat it that way that green is a long time coming.I'm currently on the swamp planet with the bee boss; been backlogging the game for a while now. First time in a while I've found anyone who actually remembers this game
>>26969979
Good to know, thanks for the update m8.
>>26971267
Why would you get banned for drawing a pony? This is /mlp/
So are they immortal or something or is their a timelapse between worlds? I forget.
>>26970095
this looks like it needs colors
>>26971267
Keep your shitty horses in there containment threads
>>26972306
im new to this kind thread, just looking for advice on how to draw ponys better so i thought i come here ask pros or any one with knowledge in the pony anatomy.
>>26972108
it happend alot on other boards, just looking for insight man.
>>26972329
Go through the catalogue, look for threads that might pertain to the actual drawing of pony characters and lurk there for a bit to see if it's what you want. This thread is specifically about a set of human/siren characters from one of the movies.
>>26972362
alright man, thanks for the help.
>>26972279
I think it's fair to assume they're immortal.
It seemed to be implied that they have been stuck in Humanestria for a while with the "this world doesn't have equestrian magic"-"it does now"-talk.
And it was Starswirl who banished them. That guy has been dead for a long fucking time.
>>26972566
The comic implies that they were deposited in the human world at around the time of RR, but the comic isn't canon.
>>26972566
>>26972674
It's really murky on their actual amount of time, I think we all can agree with that if nothing else. I can bet we've had almost a hundred separate debates through the general's life.
>>26972709
I remember we used to debate it literally every thread.
I wanna use her poof as a pillow
More sunny dagi
https://derpiboo.ru/1123693
>>26972566
I beg to differ. Let's have a look at the chronology.
>Starswirl banishes the sirens an unknown time before Twilight's birth
>Sunset is born
>Celestia makes adolesent Sunset her student
>Sunset studies under Celestia until she leaves. She's a teen at this point
>Celestia takes a new adolescent to become her student
>Twilight grows up and becomes a teen (though she looks and has the freedoms/responsibilities of a young adult
>The events of FiM take place
>Twilight passes through the mirror and appears to be the roughly the same age as Sunset, who is a few good years older
>During the events of Rainbow Rocks Twilight, Sunny Bunny and the three sirens appear to be the same age
This implies that Starswirl's portal works like the warp. Then the writers confirmed it by having Twilight mention being stuck in a time loop as an explanation of why she wasn't present in FG in a post-credits scene. Starswirl threw the sirens in the daemon-infested warp because he couldn't beat them in a music fight. He should had tried metal.
>>26973048
I always assumed the time loop Twilight referred to was the one she got stuck in trying to stop Starlight Glimmer from preventing the Mane 6 getting their cutie marks
>>26973048
I don't mind the idea of the time warp theory for the Sirens, but I think the comic and show have pretty half assed explanations for what went down in both the past and pre-RR Dazzle times, as well as anything to do with Starswirl or the portals.
>>26971267
Nice butt.
>>26972566
I like the immortal theory, but they don't really act like people who have been alive for that long.
>>26973048
Comic's ending was shit. Them appearing literally right before RR is a cheap ass pull.
Late Dazzles for being so busy.
>>26973497
Noice.
>>26970790
As fun as that sounds, and believe me I've been dying to game with others again for a while now, you should probably just go ahead. I'm a little busier than I make it seem so I wouldn't be able to dedicate enough time to it to put forth a serious effort. My gaming breaks don't usually last too long. It makes me sad.
>>26967497
>>26967627
Question about this request. I haven't actually read this green so I was wondering if you'd sum it up and explain Aria's fascination with Mr. Rodgers Neighborhood.
>>26975037
Been a while since I read it but there's a part where she either mentions or is caught schlicking while watching Mr Rogers. Can't remember how it played out though.
>>26975073
Ah, alright see I was wondering what kind of interest it wasif it was sexual or not. Thank you, anon.
>>26972566
I dont think they are immortal.
I like to think that star swirl sent them in the future other dimension and didnt appear there until around twilight first did.
Be my wife, Sonata.
>>26975458
>>26975192
The passage in question:
"... But I have to ask, where does Mr. Rogers fit into all of this?"
> She gazes down into her memories, the knife held loose in her hand
> "I wasn't always...as happy as I am now. I tried to stop eating."
> Oh
> "I stayed inside, played nice with the girls, tried everything I could do to avoid conflict."
> Oh yeah, they do sorta feed on that
> "Mister Roger's Neighborhood was the most calming thing, I thought it would kill me. I must have spent days, watching reruns of that old man."
> She tucks a bit of hair behind her ear and smiles fondly
> "He taught me to love myself, and to find the little joys in life. You ever been so depressed, all you do is masturbate?"
> What
"Not...really."
> "I was. Then Adagio decided to put her foot down, and took away my videos. I got so angry, I beat the everloving shit out her. That's when I realized, I like being angry, I like being violent, and that is enough for me to keep on living."
"That's almost inspirational."
> "Isn't it though? Did you know I hugged him, once?"
"Really?"
> "Had to change my panties afterwards, but yeah. Good times."
>>26975874
Wow.
Ok perfect. Thank you very much.
>>26971322
I'm not a bad gamer and I don't see a point in playing an easy game. I want to fight for every inch I take. Preferably with lots of dakka. But yeah, you're right. I need to cut back and do other things.
I don't knownid you're a madman or a man with too much time.
I'mSeriousSal.
>>26970095
>tfw you will never learn that Adagio suffers from chronic insomnia
>tfw she will never mention to you during a conversation that she hasn't seen and smelt open flowers in years
>tfw she will never wake up one afternoon to find a pot of evening primroses with a ribbon wrapped around it and a letter with your handwritting
>tfw she will never keep the pot next to her computer and smile every time she remembers your kind gesture
>>26975874
>You ever been so depressed, all you do is masturbate?
>I like being angry, I like being violent, and that is enough for me to keep on living
I didn't ask to know that feel...
>>26975874
Mister Roger's is my fetish.
>>26976849
Oooooooooooooooooookay.
>>26976849
That's kinda hot
>>26976849
A-Aria?
>>26977274
Why, does poop come out from there?
>>26975037
Are we gaming now?
>>26977634
If we are blogging about gaming, then let me tell you about how speedrunning la-mulana makes me hate myself.
To anyone else watching wrestlemanina, does stephanie kinda look like Adagio tonight? cuz its kinda hot
>>26978251
More like Gene Simmons
>>26950929
Do any of you know where the green about the r63 dazzlings suck Anon's dick and balls is at? I need it because of reasons.
>>26975874
Which story is that one from? His ongoing one? I'm in the pastebin right now and he has so many stories.
>>26979068
Anon World Order is the title, its broken into parts
>>26979834
Thank you anon.
>>26950929
bump
Is Sonata offering to give the viewer a handjob or is it just me?
>>26981417
Obviously she's offering a fisting.
>>26981630
Oh, like in the Let's have a Battle song. >"This is going up your butt, bracelet and everything."
>>26981812
>>26981812
>tfw you'll never be subject to Sonata's violent anal fisting.
Posted once and then forgotten.
Does anyone know if Hasbro released any new info/pics about EqG minis during the Australian toy fair?
>>26982553
That one is cute.
>>26982653
"In a world where nothing has colour except the bloodlust in your eyes". What was the drawfag's name again?
>>26982682
I miss fig...
>>26982860
same.
>>26982682
Aria cleans up nice
I wonder what it'd be like if the Dazzlings returned and changed their outfits along with their ways. Whoever's responsible for the various outfits in the outfits started out good and got better so it's possible the new Dazzling outfits would be nice. But on the other hand, their current clothes have become iconic.
is the adagio breastfeeding green that sal wrote not on the paste bin?
>>26983906
Nope. I've written a bunch of shory wanks that aren't on the pastebin. Which reminds me, I've yet to make a pastebin of my own. Why, you want it?
>>26984083
I would very much appreciate it
>>26984083
No? Is pastebinfag still around? If not we need to do something about that.
>>26984083
They haven't been left out intentionally, probably just missed it when scanning through the threads for pastebin links. It's loads more helpful when writers provide their own links.
>>26978886
This. Where is it? The paste is not working.
Anyone else just come here once every other day to collect lewd/qt photos?
>>26985248
Not me. I'm here posting something every day.
>>26985248
Sometimes.
>>26984148
It seems to get updated every now and then so he must still be around
>>26984140
Thanks guy.
>>26984187
No, no. I never said they were left out intentionally. I have no complaints to make about the pastebinfag and his service to the general. All I said is that I've written various shorts that are currently nowhere to be found around the internet. It's short, spur of the moment stuff and not really worth archiving anyway, hence why I called them wanks. I'm surprised that people take screencaps sometimes or that they remember something obscure like the Lactagio short.
>>26985248
Nope. I always have the thread open on my phone and check it every hour or so. Sometimes I post green or make fun of people's work and call it feedback.
>You are anon
>You live with Adagio Dazzle as part of a deal
>You "took a stray home" in exchange for her participation in a dare
>Apparently, all sirens can lactate as if they were pregnant human women
>You and two other guys are supposed to survive through the winter drinking the milk of your favourite Dazzling
>You are given a vitamin cocktail every now and then
>Drinking nothing but milk is a harsh diet and it has taken it's toll on you
>At first Adagio thought you were nothing but a sex-starved pervert who participates in a frat dare just to suck on a woman's breasts
>As you got weaker and weaker, she got more angrier and angrier at the lengths you'd go just to suck on a woman's tits
>"You disgust me!" she'd tell you again and again. "Putting your own health in danger for some dumb bet and your own filthy lust."
>One day after a big fight she left you with the intention to go find the dare organizer, stab-kick him for forcing people in need to participate in such degrading entertainment and then take her leave
>She returned a few hours later with tears in her eyes
>She let her coat fall to the floor and walked towards you with urgency
>She hugged you tightly and buried her face on your shoulder, soaking your shirt with her tears
>"I'm sorry..." she said between sobs "I didn't know...*Sniff!* I take everything back...All of it!"
>What she didn't know was that she wasn't there because she was some random poor chick as she initially thought
>The dare stated that you had to live though your "favourite Dazzling"
>She realized that you had chosen her specifically. Everything you were going through, you were going through just to be with her
>You endangered your health just to spend some time with Adagio Dazzle
1/4
>Even though she was flat and couldn't produce too much milk
>She didn't want to admit it but she knew it, and she knew that you knew but picked her regardless
>Ever since she realized that you love her, Adagio's been taking as good care of you as she can
>She bought herself a milking machine and spends her nights with it until she's raw
>She went out of her way to learn how to make cheese, butter and yoghurt to provide you with some solid food
>She never mentions other food around you
>In fact, she eats outside
>Like now
>You are sitting in your armchair, trying to conserve as much energy as you can
>You hear the key turn and the door open
>Like Pavlov's dog, the sound of Adagio's booted footsteps are enough to make your belly rumble
>"How is my baby?" she asks with a wink
>Adagio tosses her jacket to the sofa and shows off her new sweater that she was wearing underneath
>"Do you like it? They call it a keyhole sweater. Because of this" she says with a finger pointing at the hole exposing her chest
>A sweater with a hole is stupid if you think about it but your boner loves it, so shut up
>Adagio makes her way towards you with a playful walk, gingerly putting one foot in front of the other
>She takes a seat on your lap and puts her hands on the back of your neck
>She shuffles her ass around to get more comfortable and frowns
>She looks you in the eyes
>"Anon, are you having an erection?"
>You nod
>She worries about you so much that she's forbidden you to talking
>She also claims that it makes you more attractive so what the heck, why not
>She shakes her head but smiles
>"You flatter me but you know I can't let you relieve that pressure..." she purs
>Now it's your time to frown as the last time you came she made you eat it "for the proteins"
>Brrr
2/4
>>26986376
>You shudder
>"Have you removed your cockring while I wasn't looking?" she asks in a more serious tone
>You shake your head
>"Good boy" she says as she relaxes and melts into your embrace
>She puts her head on your shoulder and just looks at you for a moment with a dreamy look in her eyes
>"You're a good boy, anon. Such a good boy. And you know what good boys get around here, right?"
>Milk
>"They get milk!"
>After checking the browser history one night you found out that Adagio was actually researching galactogogue meds and foods that boost lactation
>There's no doubt that when she does something, she commits herself to it
>Adagio pulls on the sweater's hole hard and reveals that it's actually quite stretchy and resilient
>Adagio must have noticed your perplexion because she chuckled
>"You like it? I got it from some trailer trash with a store downtown who thinks herself a fashionista."
>Oh yes you like it, but not a much as the treasured chest it barely concealed until a moment ago
>You grin like an idiot at the sight of Adagio's delicious flat chest and erect nipples that point at you
>You close your face to her chest and kiss her
>"Whoops, you missed. Try again..." she invites you
>You kiss her again and again, and soon you're raining kisses on her chest, neck and cheeks
>"Stop it!" she says with a laugh that translates as "don't stop"
>Adagio's laughter is like music
>Actually, she snorts when she laughs but it sounds cute and beautyful to you
>Adagio pats you gently on the shoulders
>"Okay. Let's calm down now."
>You stop and then kiss her on the cheek one last time
>She giggles
>You briefly wonder how the other two guys are doing
>You lower your head over her nipples and lick the one that seems to be the least overworked by her milking
>Adagio shakes and lets out a tiny moan
3/4
>>26986391
>You circle you tongue around her areola clockwise and then close your lips around the nipple itself
>Adagio takes a sharp breath
>You can't see her face, but she's closed her eyes
>"Y-you can bite it if you want to...But gently..."
>You don't really feel like it, but if she wants it then so do you
>You take it between your teeth and sqeeze very carefully
>Adagio licks her lips and moans audibly as her eyes roll back
>It really gets her going
>Even though the dare has a cash prize, the real prize for you is your relationship and intimacy with Adagio
>You plan on exploring that once the winter is over
>You start sucking and soon enough you feel a familiar taste as a wet warmth spreads in your mouth
>"Nnnnh! That's it...You're doing great."
>You keep sucking and soon more milk pours into your mouth and belly
>Siren milk tastes kinda saltier than cow and goat milk
>It's probably because they live underwater, like how sea fish meat is salty compared to that of land animals
>You briefly miss meat and consider biting Adagio's nipple again, but you decide not to
>Poor girl is raw as it is
>Adagio places her head on your and affectionately runs her hand over the back of your head again and again
>Your sucking, swallowing and Adagio's heavy, erotic breathing are the only sounds in the room now
>It's so nice and calming being with Adagio
>It's a warm and fuzzy feeling that you want to last forever
>With your mind at ease, your tummy full of milk and love, and Adagio's affectionate patting, you begin to drift into sleep
>As sleep overtakes you, you break your imposed silence to say the single most important thing in the world right now
"I love you, Adagio..."
4/4
>>26986559
WANT. Is this a legit thing? Can I have this?
>>26986559
That's not bad lookin'
>>26986680
Save it, friend. It's all yours.
