I need some cute mint pone
>>26942444
favorite
>>26942444
Nice trips
I have a green but is autistic as fuck
>>26942444
>>26942444
>>26942444
>>26942444
we just had one that died, give it some time.
https://desustorage.org/mlp/thread/26712715/
was our most recent, large one.
>>26942703
The LyLy must flow!
>>26942891
>>26942891
fair enough
>>26942444
>>26943129
That's a weird way to spell dedicated, Lyra.
Dose anyone have that picture of Lyra wearing a top hat and scarf? It's my favorite and my phone deleted all my pictures so I lost it. Ponies, expecaly Lyra and Octavia, with clothes are my favorite.
>>26943386
I really like it when she wears a collar~
>>26943070
>>26942444
>>26944783
>>26945158
Thank you!
How do we make a Lyra?
I say she is at least 15% Mint.
Not sure on the rest.
>>26945861
Don't forget 12% Gamma Radiation!
Fact: lyra loves human benis
>>26945861
gold for the eyes
>>26945861
7% Compassionate
>>26945861
Well the most plentiful ingredient is obviouslylove.
>>26949968
I thought it was sexual.
>>26949998
That pic has always reminded me of those foil stickers in the vending machines at restaurants.
>>26950236
And now I can never look at this pic the same. Thanks Esther
>>26945861
40% minty goodness, 17% unbridled enthusiasm, 15% concentrated pony essence, 8% gold (5 in her heart, 3 in her eyes), 20% sexy
>>26951020
Not going 110%
>>26945861
ethylene and sulfur dichloride
>>26951020
>>26951344
Martha's got a point, Helen.
I'm going to post mint pone, ut I'm drunk so sorry if I post shit that has been posted. Also my lyra folder isn't as big as I wished it was so it wont be much
This is the origin version. Posting this with appropriate text incites butthurt, and it's great
>>26951020
Needs more sass
>>26951709
Oops, my pic fell off
>>26951482
Any mint is good enough for us Kelley
>>26945861
100%Disco
>>26951344
>>26951709
Okay then girls, I'll amend it.
40% minty goodness, 17% unbridled enthusiasm, 15% concentrated pony essence, 8% gold (5 in her heart, 3 in her eyes), 20% sexy, 8% sass, 2%she's not real
>>26952011
I'm OK with this.
>2% Not Real... Muh Heart
>>26952011
Brittany you bitch
>>26952011
>2% she's not real
It's for the best.
She would only get tainted by reality.
Just a Reminder
>>26953145
>only 528
page nine ain't fine
Does anyone want me to post some green? I have a story or I can start something new if the demand is great enough. I won't get banned will I?
>>26955058
DO IT.
>Tick...
>Tock...
>Tick...
>....
>Tock...
>"Could this day go any slower?!" You say to yourself as you give the clock a scolding glare.
>Only a few more minutes of this shit left but you don't think you can make it.
>"Ahem! Mr. Anonymous, you have a client." Says your boss with her usual sassy tone.
>You look up to see a pony with cotton candy for a mane and a pair of blue eyes that could melt even the coldest of hearts.
"Hu? Oh how can I-Pinkie what are you doing here? I already told you that we can't put candy in your savings account."
>"Oh that's not why I'm here." She says as you can see her slowly put an oversized lollipop back into her mane.
>"I just wanted to give you this. It's an invitation to a party I'm throwing! You don't have many friends nonny and I worry about you. All you ever do is work and stay all cooped up in your house. I want you to have more friends then me and Applejack. You know there will be a lot of ponies there so I know-." Pinkie continues to drag on.
>There is only so much of her talking you can handle before it all becomes one big blur to you.
>"Soooooooooooooo?"
Hu? Yeah?
>"You will?! I'm so excited! I'll see you at the party. You know Applejack said you'd say no agian but I said no nonny is just shy if we keep-"
>What did you just agree to, a party?
>Worse it's a Pinkie Pie party.
>Well it's only one party what's the worst that can happen?
>>26955147
oooh shit, it's this story?
hell yeah, continue this shit!
>>26948048
Fact: Lyra also loves pony carpets
>>26955147
>Almost time to head out.
>You grab you things, only the basics.
>A granola bar just in case the sweets are too overwhelming, shades so you can fall asleep and not hurt the pink one's feelings, and lastly and most importantly your wallet and keys.
>You can't count how many times you locked your self out of your own house.
>You tend to be very forgetful and miss place things.
>You head out the door and start to walk in the direction of the party when suddenly, you are stopped by the force of some thing half your size.
"Ouch!"
>You did it again. You weren't paying attention and walked into something.
>Only this time it wasn't a something, it was a someone or rather somepony.
>"I'm so sorry!"
I'm so sorry!
>You both shout out.
>You look at the pony besides you. You've never seen her before.
>Her eyes are a gold so deep and bright it feels as if you are staring at the sun itself.
>Her coat is so minty looking you begin to taste it in your mouth.
>Mostly because her mane was in your mouth.
>which leads you to her mane, it wasn't quite grey more of a T-shirt when it's wet kinda color.
>"Ummmm....mister?" She shyly says as you state at her. Her face becoming knowledgeably more and more uncomfortable.
"Oh my, sorry I didn't see you there. Are you alright?
>" No, no. Well I mean yes I'm fine but it was my fault. I'm so sorry."
>She seems to be more awkward than you.
>"I'm sorry I'm just late for something I promised I'll be at and I lost track of time."
>And with that she ran off, what a weirdo.
>>26955206
>"Nonny, you came! " Pinkie says as she comes from virtually nothing.
"How many times do I have to tell you to stop calling me that?"
>Well your here now and you already wanna go home.
>You start to think to yourself, Pinkie has already seen you so you can sneak out with out anyone knowing.
>You wait for you chance and take it.
>Only a few more steps until your out.
>The door is right there aaaaand-*Smack*!
>The door swings open and hits you square in the face.
>"Oh my i didn't see you there, are you okay?"
>It's too blury to see who said that but the voice is some what familiar.
>"Nonny! You took that hit from the door like a champ! "
"Th-thanks Pinkie..."
>In all honesty you wanted to cry a little but you weren't about to let everyone see.
>I mean that door did hit you pretty hard but they will only remember you crying.
>"Glad to see you're okay. I'll just stick with you for the rest of the party. I mean what were you even doing so close to the door, you weren't trying to leave obviously since you only just got here. I mean who comes to a party only to leave after a few minutes.
"Geez thanks Pinkie and here I thought I wouldn't have anyone to talk to."
>You say trying to sound as sarcastic as possible.
>She still doesn't get it and now insist you meet everyone here as to see that you finally want to talk.
>You remind your self to "thank" whoever hit you with that door.
>>26955267
>This feels like forever.
>How many ponies are even here?
>You just want to go home and read a book or stare out your window watching fillies play at the park next door.
>Well maybe not the second one, seems kinda creepy and you sure as hell aren't a creep.
>"Uhhhhh, Nonny?"
>You look to see a confused pinkie and two other ponies giving you a cautious stare.
>What did you say?
>What the hell did you just say?!
>Keep calm, maybe they won't think your too weird.
>Yeah just ask, what could go wrong?
"Umm what did I say something wrong?"
>"Uh no you didn't say anything at all. Come on Nonny just tell them your name. You remember it don't you?"
>Pinkie says giving you a smile.
>However, it's not a pinkie pie smile.
>More of a, "whatthefuckareyoudoingjustanswerthequestionyoufuckingidiot." Smile.
"O-oh I'm Anonymous. Pleased to meet you."
>You say in your most gentlemanly voice.
>"So yeah well see you two around, hey there's someone we haven't met yet lets go over there Nonny!"
>Pinkie says as she pulls you away from that train wreak.
>You whole heatedly felt bad for her.
>She just wants you to make friends and she is trying her hardest.
>Better than Celestia that's for damn sure.
>Celestia's constant annoying updates and questions about friendship and making friends is what drove you to move to Ponyville in the first place.
>"Here Nonny I'm sure this next pony will be perfect for you. You two are practically the same."
>You don't have time to think about the meaning behind that since she was already introducing you to the pony.
>"And this is Anonymous but I call him Nonny, isn't that right Nonny? Oh and almost forgot. This is Lyra."
I'm not a smart man. I saw all these names and wondered why so many name fags were here today. Then looked at my post and wondered my it didn't say Lyranon. First this then the captcha gets me with its changing pictures.
>>26955363
April fools is war, my friend. All the anger that everyone keeps for himseof is realeased this one day.
Get this one though:
>>26946872
Btw, great story, keep it up.
>>26953943
>>26953145
None is Porn.
minty bump
>>26955363
Keep it going fellow anon
Bump 4 green
