601 & 602- The Crystalling Pt. 1 & 2
Written by Josh Haber
601: https://www.dailymotion.com/video/x407mqe
602: https://www.dailymotion.com/video/x407ox6
Both: http://www.dailymotion.com/video/x407tv9
Previous thread
>>26934914
>filly
>filly and colt
First.
THIS ONE'S FOR YOU MARKER
>crystal
NO FLUTTERSHY DON'T DO IT
THE LITTLE CRITTERS ARE NOT FOR EATING
>>26941339
HA ha fags, I bet you are really buttflustered right now /mlpg/
Shimmer's stealing all the purple girlfriends.
Leaving none for you.
>>26941532
Critters taste amazing tho.
>dragon
Ponies need cum to keep running. Make sure to fill them up at a nearby rutting station.
lewdboops
>New Filly
>>26941617
That's a dumb headcanon.
You're dumb, anon.
>>26941636
>dumb
You could have just said 'lewd'.
>>26941634
I want to give all my love to that filly
Post cute tiny horses.
look better?
![19367c1a6b[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/2dvxWP4.jpg "19367c1a6b[1].jpg")
What does her pony princess work involve?
>>26941647
You'd better.
>>26941654
Papyra is the cutest not-canon horse.
>>26941684
Filly is not for sexual.
>>26941686
But they've got the cutest rumps!
Filly has organized a committee to decide if she is for sexual.
>>26941674
>baby pones wear diapers
>child and adult pones are naked
???
>>26941748
>left filly
Normal filly
>right filly
Filly in heat or a slut filly that love to show her butt
>>26941758
child and adult ponies know how to use a restroom
>>26941753
The committee has agreed that filly is, in fact, for sexual.
Let the rutting begin!
>>26941766
>child and adult ponies know how to use a restroom
That's a funny way to spell "Fluttershys mouth"
>cats
How would you help her to become a better artist?
In your group of friends, which of the mane6 is the most similar to you?
For me it's Pinkie Pie, I feel like a stupid clown, but as long as I can make them laugh from time to time, I'm happy to be a part of my clique
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uriJOsWy_zU
>>26941842
>you well never snuggle Danny Ponebang
Fillies are for cute.
>>26941821
>using tail to cover crotch
thats pretty unf
Filly is always there beside you.
She said you watch the weirdest porn.
>>26941664
what did you edit?
>>26941895
Left hind leg
>>26941913
I see it know
you made her butt look good
My filly is running slow, should I upgrade her graphics card?
>>26941894
>you will never have a filly beside you
>you will never mindlessly pet her while browsing MLPG
>>26941945
Did you try giving her coffee?
>>26941996
She's now attempting to vibrate through space time.
A colt has joined her.
>Trixie Cosplayer
>Artificial Trixie Flavor
>Diet Trixie
>Trixie Clone
>Trixie in Training
>Trixie
>>26942018oppai loli Trixie
>>26942038_no
All I want is a cute mare who loves me. Is that too much to ask?
![1121277__safe_solo_twilight+sparkle_screencap_princess+twilight_faic_the+crystalling_spoiler-colon-s06e01[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/wHJEWJn.jpg "1121277__safe_solo_twilight+sparkle_screencap_princess+twilight_faic_the+crystalling_spoiler-colon-s06e01[1].jpg")
If there is no 4chan in Equestria, where do ponies shitpost?
>>26942064
Yes.
http://peekyforums.com/thread/26941498/my-little-pony/mlp-general.html
>>26942018
>Artificial Trixie Flavor
so blue raspberry then?
>>26942064
God tried to give people waifus once. Only once.
And that's why waifus and particularly those who like apples are forever forbidden.
>>26942071
they send fake friendship letters to twilight and celestia
>>26942072
>>26942082
Could we settle with a cute stallion then?
>>26942071
traditional public forums, like the romans had
>>26942071
Wall buildings.
>Weep all you mares, for my penis has given you up. Now it penetrates stallion's behind.
Do stallions also go into heat?
Your Waifu has been drinking,and she doesn't plan on sharing any of it with you.
Why does filly filly? Is it possible for filly not to filly?
>>26942196
when they exit their homes on summer days, yes
>>26942071
"shitpost" sounds like a nickname Moondumpster would give to one of her unwashed anal toys.
>>26942209
every filly one day stops fillying, and starts to mare instead
an unfortunate consequence of passing time
>>26942204
That's fine, I don't drink.
>>26941502
>>26941504
Sonata Dusk pls
>>26942221
it's also the name Applejack gave to her farm's fence corner that's furthest from the house
>>26942204
It's cool with me, I know jlhow much Dash loves her cider
>>26942204
Good thing I have my own
[Anons only]
[No Ponies allowed]
[Especially Dash]
>>26942311
dont leave your pony anon
she gets depressed when youre not around
>>26942322
I'm going to work, I do this every day. Let go of my leg.
>>26942322
I can't spend every waking moment with pony
I have bills to pay
>>26942373
Mostly pony related bills.
>>26942381
it's not my fault those damn pegasi keep breaking my windows.
'cause uptown pone gon' give it to ya
'cause uptown pone gon' give it to ya
Saturday night and we in the spot
Don't believe me just watch
>>26942439
>you'll never be the little colt who invited Sweetie to the school dance
>you'll never see her trot out in that lovely dress
>>26942234
>I don't drink.
Then how are you alive?
>>26942464
TWILIGHT WHY
>>26942464
Trial by filly.
>>26942464
Twilight had better put on some sunscreen before she starts freckling.
time for 0 pone
>>26942504
at least Twilight's freckles look somewhat natural.
Cadence just looks like someone poked her a bunch of times with a tube of pink lipstick.
>>26942542
Celestia looks like someone sprayed diarrhoea all over her face.
>>26942560
how do you look at something like this and say "yeah, this looks fine"?
Filly can fuck you betta.
>>26942573
Who knows. They should have been dark gray spots.
Do I marry Fluttershy or Rainbow Dash? Fluttershy would easily fit into the roll of a good caring wife easier, but Dash would guarantee a life that is never dull.
>>26942504
>pic
>>26942615
I assume that marrying both is out of the question?
>>26942573
Guy overthinking it.
>What's celestia's secondary color?
>Well she has gold things on.
>It must be gold.
Twilight: T-This destructive power!
Filly wants to renounce to her horse roots and become a human being.
>>26942373
AINT NO REST FOR THE WICKED
I'm bored. Let's talk shipping.
Do you have a favorite pair?
>>26942662
I can't ship, I have a bad back
>>26942615
I have a solution.
>>26942657
Well I want to renounce my human roots and become a pony.
Would she be interested in a trade?
>>26942628
Celestia will strike down those with more than one waifu
>>26942615
>marrying either of them
Literally shit ponies to marry, marry a good mare like Applejack
hey ponybros
still won't be able to post for awhile, but does anyone have some draw requests til then?
I'll post em all and have a long ass draw stream on like Sunday or something
>>26942662
>>26942662
The one you posted. I just wish it was more popular and had more material.
At least it has some great stories. Both the lewd and not-lewd kind
>>26942693
Pony in a baby bouncer
>>26942693Spike dating a crystal filly.
>>26942693
Rainbow Dash in a biker outfit
>>26942677
What's Anon resting his arm on? It looks like a butt.
>>26942693
Dash, Spitfire and Fleetfoot all curled up and cuddling with Anon while they sleep.
>>26942662n-no bully
>>26942724
Pegasus cuddle pile still best cuddle pile.
>>26942736
Does she release him and allow him to subjugate the masses?
>>26942693
Hey, when you get back from whatever it is that will keep you from posting, mostlky getting lost in the woods. I request youWORK ON THE QUEST
>>26942736
Does she keep Discord
hoooly shit so many clothes in the next ep
Be the person your pony thinks you are.
is this canon
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2Y386xug7ts
>>26942688
flip a coin.
>>26942704
>>26942712
>>26942713
>>26942724
>>26942771I'm in the southwest rn, just went through the grand canyon. I'll actually try and resume after like a week or so
>>26942778
THIS IS GOOD NEWS
>>26942810
Well yeah, she clearly doesn't have a banking cutie mark. You think the bank wants to show they're hiring non cutie marked individuals?
>>26942226
But can mare stop maring? Can it filly once more?
>>26942884
with the right spell, anything is possible.
https://youtu.be/qr6-YNVKcTQ
are those gay stallions in the park, it is pretty heavily implied
>>26942921
hey
>>26942921
They are flying kites. That's incredibly gay. But at the same time they are doing it with a mare so I thinkthey're just a bunch of friends
mmmm do I read or bully mlpg
>>26943065
Do the bully!With your dick.
Please do not corrupt the ponies.
>>26943087
ehh
theres no material to build on
reading needs a few more hours than I have too
I think ill read manwha
>>26942921
Where's that "behold, gay stallions" picture?
>>26943102
Just call it manga.
Actually just call it comics.
We don't call Irish beer Baer or some shit.
>>26943113
this one?
>>26943139
Das cute.
>>26943120
Korean Picture Cartoons
>we don't
speak for yourself pleb
when in Rome
>>26943120
>Just call it manga.
But it's not
>>26943139
my fav part of the horse is the gay area
>>26943148
YOU'RE cute.
How do I see the upvotes on 4chanx?
>>26943196Don't you sweet talk me anon. I know you just want my lucky charms.
>>26943187
I was commending the cute levels of the picture, idk.
Wah~ What are we going to do on the bed?
>>26943220
Oh my dear Anon, it's simple~.We're watching S3
>>26943220
make pizza
>>26943220
Make many, MANY foals.
Pony says you look really good in that suit, but you'd look a lot better between her legs.
>>26943242
Well that'd work on me.
>>26943206
>got some lucky charms recently
>they are reduced sugar now
>and reduced marshmallows
>they also changed the shapes
reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
>>26943249
You are now giving pony a piggy back ride to the Gala.
Poner
>>26943237
I love this meeeeeem.
>>26943264
>"It gets bigger when I pull on it!"
>>26943256
HEARST STARS AND HORSHOES
CLOVERS AND BLUE MOONS
POTS OF GOLD AND RAINBOW
AND THE RED BALLOONS!
Who /fruitshapedfrootloops/ generation here?
>>26943277
Do unicorns compare their horn sizes and have a subculture based around big horns?
>>26943220
you just walked in on pony mid autospankllatio
>>26943275
How is reproduction a meme, anon?
>>26942662
>>26943275
-1
Let's leave the meme posting to the pros, kid
>>26943256
Maybe there is black market grade lucky charms.
>>26943259
Jokes on them, either way i'm down with that.
ded
qǝq
>>26943234
Hey, I feel like shit! Let's post fun things til i stop feeling pain anymore!
>>26943402
>>26942111
>The Ponyville forums open up, allowing ponies from all walks of life to
>Purple Parchment (part-time writer) takes the podium.
>He clears his throat and begins to speak.
>"S-so, uh, what do you guys think of the newest Daring Do book?"
>Implying Implying (unemployed) jumps up onto stage with him.
>He grabs the microphone and gets it close to his mouth, as to ensure his message is as loud as possible
>READING DARING DO IN 1006
>SHIGGY
>H
>I
>G
>G
>Y
>The word echoes throughout the room.
>"Sh... shiggy?" Parchment asks, confused.
>The crowd goes wild, clawing their way up onto the stage to speak.
>IMPLYING DARING DO HAS BEEN ANY GOOD SINCE MOMMY YEARLING STOPPED WRITING IT
>I WANT TO CUM INSIDE DARING DO
>DARINGFAGS BTFO
>SWEET ADVENTURES AND RAD ESCAPES WILL COME TO YOU, BUT ONLY IF YOU REPLY WITH "GOOD LUCK DARING!"
>GOOD LUCK DARING!
>GOOD LUCK DARING!
>GOOD LUCK DARING!
>I WANT TO CUM INSIDE DARING DO
>The forum descends into an orgy of violence and screaming, everypony pushing each other out of the way to get a chance to speak
>Several people die in what is later known as the "Great Daring Do Debacle".
>The forum hall is torn down shortly after. A monument is put up in its place to commemorate the deceased,
>Every year, a single rose is placed on the base with a note attached:
>implying it wasn't worth it to die defending best pone
>>26943402
>>26943388
Carl posts always make me laugh
I dont know why
>>26943412
>>26943402
>til i stop feeling pain anymore!
I usually dick my gfs to help with that
then they cry and ask if theyre weird
i should date again
>>26943409
*faaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaart*
was it worth it, anon
>all my generals are dead
post you nerds
who else is playing Clash Royale?
>>26943532
I'm playing a game of pone
>>26943549
how is she holding the cards...
>twilight is an ant now
>>26943564
ONT
N
T
>>26943297
>censoring the diaper
anon, why
>>26943564
Our Twily has come a long way since Season 1.
>>26943617
a real pone bean
>>26943610
Oh god.
Why did I check derpybooru to see if you where trolling.
WHY DID I LOOK.
>>26943297
i bet fucking yourself with magic really feels like another person, no need for a gf at all.
>>26943628
post the link
we need it
for great justice
>>26943640
https://derpibooru.org/1062688
"peanut butter hoof" is a euphemism for anal hoofing
>>26943646
ugh, why does this have to be the last image in my head before i go to sleep
>>26943655
gross but also unf
and slightly delicious
>>26943658
QUICK
CLEANSE IT WITH CUTE MARES
>>26943658
Sometimes I wish i can save posts and their context
these funny times are nonrenewable
>>26943655
>ponies assholes are full of delicious peanut butter.
And I'm finding out about this NOW?
>>26943686
Yes
and AJ owns a dog
take that as you will
>>26942221
Filly keeps whispering in your ear to invade Britain.
>>26943723
shit
how did hitler get to equestria
>>26943723
Hitler/Nasser pony leave me alone
>>26943723
take filly's beret away and hit her over the head with a baguet
Did you submit to your mare today?
>>26943723
[nazi dubstep intensifies]
Goodnight, MLPG.
HOLY SHIT OFFICIAL MOVE TRAILER
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oAwjSbIEalo
>>26943825
sweet dreams poner
>>26943753
of course
Filly wants to make sure she's on your romance path. Quick, invite her to the school festival!
>>26943845
>Anon waves over her shoulder
>Thanks Celestia!
>She winks and leaves the two.
Alright guys, we've had our single April Fool joke right here >>26943837
It was a pretty good one, so there's no need to post any other silly lies or misdirections
>>26943858
Winks on both ends?
>>26943837
https://youtu.be/oAwjSbIEalo?t=35
What the fuck is going on with Spike here?
>>26943837
>forgot to log out
>this is now in my youtue history
JUST
>>26943921
Such power
>>26943959
>Caring what overlord google thinks of you
Please, their botnet already knows the weird porn you look at.
>>26943407
What level is Sweetie Belle?
>>26943997
And what's the max level?
>>26944006
Celestia's well over 999, but her counter just shows a little sun icon so no one knows for sure
>>26943997
is this another one of those trash characters that becomes a god when you actually put in the time to level them up?
>>26944016
>is this another one of those trash characters
yes
>that becomes a god when you actually put in the time to level them up__probably not__
>>26944014
So this is some JRPG shit? Fuck this I'm going to play Nebula Fights: Th Board Game with Twilight
>>26944014
How come she's always getting bodied by lower CR threats then
>>26944029
she specced diplomacy
she alsodoesn't have any friends
>>26943921
upvoted
It's been a few days now. How do we feel about the baby episode? Serious answers only please.
>>26944033
I'LL BE HER FRIEND
>>26944048
I enjoyed it
>>26944048
Wasn't as bad as I imagined.
Wasn't as good as it could have been.
Baby was still unnecessary, and badly designed, but both those are probably results of Hasbro's fuckery. Good to know the creative team still cares though.
>>26943411
that blog is pretty fun
How many ponies and anons do you think Celestia touches in a day?
>>26944069
at least three
>>26944048
The Spimmer episode?
Yeah it was nice
>>26944069
Why would Celestia touch anyone?
>>26944048
I was surprised by how little anything happened. It felt more like a single episode. Not really an amazing one either. I was totally expecting the baby to have out of control magic, like in Baby Cakes, so maybe that's why.
>>26944048
Could've been better done with two separate episodes.
Ep1. The Crystaling, Ep2 Crouching Wizard, Hidden Neet
>>26944045
upvoted>>26944045
>>26944083
now youve done it
>>26944088
this upvote thing died incredibly fast, そう だね!
>>26944098
so u ga??? ne???
what does it mean
>>26944107
https://translate.google.com/
upvoted
>>26944123
and it didnt work, I guess it needs to be directly after post
>>26944069
>Princess of Equestria charged with battery for touching ponies at Grand Canterlot Gala
>>26944123
wow what a dick
downvote
and reported
![Sweetie_Belle_sad_S3E6[1].png](https://i.imgur.com/5WppYle.png "Sweetie_Belle_sad_S3E6[1].png")
>>26944139
Please dont report me, anon. I have bills to pay and fillies to feed.
>>26944160
straight to pony jail
Do filly treats expire?
ポニーの意味は次のとおりです。
「だから、人間のように小さくても
そして、もっと馬のように。」
>>26944166
please don't feed your filly stale treats
>>26944139
You are so bad anon. Remember that Luna see our while we are asleep
>>26944175
How can you tell, though?
