>There are people on this board that don't have a pony waifu
>There are people on this board who changes waifu on a daily basis
>>26938311
>>26938333
>there are posts in this thread that aren't dubs, trips or quads
>There are people on this board with more than one waifu
>there are people on this board who think a waifu is who you fap to the most
I don't even have a waifu.
When the fuck am I supposed to find her?
>>26938369
The time will come and you will know.
>>26938369
Not having a waifu in the first place is excusable, but this anon >>26938386 is right.
>>26938367
>Fapping to anypony else
pony wanting to become anons waifu?
>>26938405
>using anypony ironically
>>26938311
>be me
>haven't clopped in 3 years since being a ponyfag
>actually enjoyed the show
>now anything that relates to mlp is a big turn off
feels good man.you can save yourself too.
There are people on this board?
>>26938428
Just you, the guy that agrees with you and that one contrarian faggot
To each their own
>>26938426
>Pretending to not be a brony
>>26938427
save yourself?
>>26938311
I'm sorry it's just hard to decide on one.
And I don't want be the anon that's a slut and changes waifu's like clothes.
>>26938442
That's a respectable position. Just wait for her to reveal herself to you.
>There are people on this board that don't worship space corn.
>>26938437
>Being a brony
>Not being a horsefucker
>>26938437
>being a brony and not a horsefucker
>>26938471
>being so much of a special snowflake that the original special snowflake term isn't special enough for you
>>26938480
what?
>>26938459
i worship the murder /k/ube
>>26938480
im sorry but i just cant help it
>>26938480
newfag found
>>26938480
>implying you're not just a contrarian newfag
I'm sorry my horsefucker brethren but how can I resist?
>>26938488
There's really not that much to be confused about. 'Horsefucker' is just a term /mlp/ spawned because we think we're too special to be called what we are.
>>26938505
Top taste.
seriously though, is /k/ the most based board on here? Used to be /tg/, but that went downhill a while back
>>26938522
/k/ would be okay, if it knew anything about its subject.
The uptight, miserable fucks.
>>26938520
we were always called horsefuckers from the first few post of pony on /b/
>>26938542
>>26938520
and we're called different names because we are different things
>>26938542
No, we weren't.
I did, once. Then I got burned so hard I think I lost my ability to feel love. Don't you fucking dare patronize me.
>>26938420
>Be anon
>Be at home watching my little pony
>Noises come from the bathroom
>Shit.PNG
>Somebody got inside
>Taking your trusty croc shoe you walk up to the door slowly opening
>You open your door and see a colorful horse
>too lazy to decide who you do it
>>26938601
who was your waifu?
My true waifu is an anime girl and I call my most loved pony, who leans more to a daughteru or good friend "waifu" here for the sake of being able to contribute to waifu discussion, but I'm sure I'm still more serious about her than most of the rest of the board who's not willing to go past claiming to have a waifu then just whining about "she's not real".
>>26938624
>Suddenly, aboard Motherbase
>"Boss, I can't help but noticed you've fultoned... A purple horse. With a spike out it's head."
"Just chuck it in animal preservation with the rest of them. Didn't even get any GMP for it."
>"Hey! I'm not an animal!"
>Kaz and you look at the strange horse
>That just spoke English
>"Boss, did you hear that?"
"Kaz, I haven't been eating my own tranquilizers and thinking that horse just talked have I?"
>"What the hell are you two things anyway? One moment I was minding my own business, doing some outdoor reading, when suddenly this jerk straps a balloon to me!"
>you motion to Kaz and whisper to him
"Kaz. I think my weird spike in the head is causing me to hallucinate shit again."
>"No Snake. I can see it too. Next time, when I say "You're going to extract him?", perhaps you should listen to me."
>>26938468
>>26938471
>Being a closet brony
>>26938667
>not being an open (only on the internet) horsefucker
>>26938676
>Trying to contain autism
>>26938311
>There are people who have only one waifu
>there are ponies on this board
>>26938311
Because Waifu Wars are for shitposting sperglords. Feck off.
>>26938925
>there are humans on a pony board
>>26938791
but two waifu mess up yo laifu
>>26938988
b..but my husbando
>>26938440
It's never too late.
>>26938311
>>26938333
>>26938542
Dude, /mlp/ originated on /co/. What are you talking about?
>>26938522
I miss old /tg/.
>>26939273
we didn't only form on /co/
>>26938311
>Having a waifu simply because others do.
There's nothing wrong with being waifu-less.
>>26939341
your kind is not welcome here
>>26938468
>thinking theres a difference
>>26939341
>>26939358
But he's right you know. Having a waifu isn't like having a smartphone where you get it because of peer pressure and wanting to look good among your friends. Having a waifu is something extremely special and not everyone needs or wants one.
In conclusion, you and OP need to off yourself.
I'm not sure if I can call her my waifu anymore. She's still my favorite but I don't feel the love like I used to.
Perhaps I should re-watch some episodes.
>>26939317
I guess.
>>26938480
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>>26938520
Kill yourself
>>26938311
>There are people on this board who still think their waifu is real
>There are people on this board without a furendo.
>no image can display my disgust at this.
>>26938433
Panko, is that you?
>He unironically calls himself a brony
>in 2011+5
>>26938311
T-this counts, right?My meme game is better than your meme game.
