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>Pitch ideas
>Get critique
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Last thread: >>26906299
Yeeeah baby, work that grill.
Tell me about Sharpie. Why does she spill the spaghetti?
>>26922922
Because she has the social skills of a two year old. It's adorable to watch her drop spagoots.
Active threads
Hijack: >>26884935
Lamentations: >>26916779
Coltquest: >>26835949
FOE: >>26906470
Easter: >>26897091
SIM: >>26906614
Lost Doll: >>26910935
Curse Quest: >>26844404
>>26923074
Ded.
>>26923074
CQ is actually on the edge of bump limit.
Would anyone care if I ran Curwhibbles tonight?
>>26923115I declare ruse. But if you did, I would care so hard.
>>26923115
no lolYES YOU FUCKING KEK
>>26921499Didn't consider this. Valid point, so I'll keep it soft. Ish.
>>26921357
>>26921359
>>26921479
>>26921537
>>26921594
An attempt was made.I sure hope I don't get banned for this!
>>26923115
Pinkie would
>>26923133
This is very nicely lewd dude.
>>26923133Wew
>>26923133I like it. You should do more
>>26923162Lad
>>26923133
This is very nice lewd
>>26923115
No
>>26923133
Lewd
Thanks inept
>>26923352
So smol
SLOTH WHERE ARE MY MOFFBAT LEWDS
I HAVE A MIGHTY NEED
>>26923624
When we get the pitch/chalk lewds
Flowing constantly
Only yesterday they told me you were gone
Unlike your love for me
Rules you break and just let it slide
Come drink now of this curse
Here I come again
And when the story takes a twist
New ideas will surely get by
My future looks so bright
Let me be the protege of five magics
Pulling out your poisoned fangs
Computer on-board
You belong to me
On the train of consequences
Ah yes you're all sitting ducks
>>26923693
Nice- poem thing? What does it mean?
>>26923693
This is the shittiest song I've ever heard.
>>26923723
>>26923726
It was made by a computer.
http://www.carbonpictures.com/pepper/beatpoemgenerator/
With sadness in our hearts
Holocaust
Irrational youths stop to stare
Suspended state of cryogenics
Part bionic
Elysian fields...
No more mister nice guy
>>26923693
>>26923722
>>26923744
Clever. I used to do that with the word sage.
>>26923693
>>26923722
>>26923744
>the first letter of each line
>>26923736
Well that's neato.
I'm addicted to chaos
Now with new hope some will be proud
Either way they die.
Problem, have you got a problem?
The heartland cries, loss of all pride
I'm addicted to chaos
Set the ball a-rollin
And again and again, again
Filled with an insubordinate race
And again and again, again
Get it right, terminate them
Loving moments of character we have found
Excited friends who want to help us earn our ration
Wherever it happens, interactions astound
Delicious moments of passion.
While it may take a while, it's always there for us
Heroes and villains, working towards our end
Every quest can be made better, it is said thus
Never ceasing, never surrendering, always we defend
Why are you all using an online app for this?
How about trying to write one of these yourself?
I guarantee that it's easier than you think it is.
Seriously, acrostics require almost no effort to do.
People would even be able to actually say something.
Elementary school kids make these for fuck's sake.
Now give it a goddamn try, people.
>>26923880
Not a cyborg
Ensuing power vacuum
Vested in me by the state I hereby sentence you to be
Ensuing power vacuum
Roach egg laying in my brain
Like a genie in a bottle
On the dresser in my room
So beware in the shadows
Ensuing power vacuum
Roach egg laying in my brain
It always starts again
But dammit, this well's gone dry
On the train of consequences
This is no hoax, no one pushed out
Hangar 18 I know too much.
Foreign life forms inventory
It always starts again
Gravity's got my bones
Used to control and command
Rapes peace, takes life
A'warring for the heavens
This is no hoax, no one pushed out
It always starts again
Vengence is mine
Enforce a mental overload
Lights shined on my path,
You take a mortal man
A'warring for the heavens
No escaping pain
Dogs... are chasing
Lights shined on my path,
It always starts again
This is no hoax, no one pushed out
Enforce a mental overload
Rapes peace, takes life
A'warring for the heavens
Lights shined on my path,
Lights shined on my path,
You take a mortal man
Cease to speak or cease to breathe
A'warring for the heavens
No escaping pain
No escaping pain
On the train of consequences
This is no hoax, no one pushed out
Set the ball a-rollin
This is no hoax, no one pushed out
On the train of consequences
Pseudo-safari, the hunt is canned ...
Set the ball a-rollin
Used to control and command
Cease to speak or cease to breathe
Kill them all ... ooh ... oh you're a god!
It always starts again
No escaping pain
Gravity's got my bones
Dogs... are chasing
It always starts again
Cease to speak or cease to breathe
Kill them all ... ooh ... oh you're a god!
Set the ball a-rollin
>>26923897
Y-you too.
>>26923903
When Trails Mount and Enemies Strike
Heaven Weeps and Brave Ponies Die
You Cannot Save Them, There is no Chance
Losing is Always a 1/10 thing
In CYOA, every post can be the last
Very quickly, you didn't even know you failed
Endings are the only true certainty.
I want mango to suck my blood erotically mid sex
>>26923959
I want mango to suck the blood out of my erect dong until it's flaccid.
>>26923989
Silly anon how are you going to fill her with your love if your dick isn't working
>>26924031
I've unironically been brought to orgasm while flaccid.
>>26923989
/r/equesting that spider bite video.
You know the one.
>>26923852
But when I seek out your voice
And when up he wakes
Country can spare
Kill them all ... ooh ... oh you're a god!
The sky is crumbling in
How history had forebode us
Examining my head
Faster as I go
Uneasy feeling, burning out my eyes
Country can spare
Kill them all ... ooh ... oh you're a god!
Oh what you gonna do?
Faster as I go
Faster as I go
>>26924091
Res pls
>>26924044
You're bluffing
That's fucking impossible from biological standpoint
>>26924124
I'm Not Res
Chalklines and red puddles of those who have been slain
Hit them in their sleep
On the train of consequences
On the train of consequences
Secure and safe in open arms
I rule on land, air and sea
Engaged in a war
>>26924211
I care.
>>26924211
Alright, let's beat this narcoleptic zombie, shall we?
>>26924124
>That's fucking impossible from biological standpoint
Says who? Wanna know how I did it?
>>26924241
I am posting a ponk and linking this post which says something that I believe ponk might say.
>>26924272
Yeah, i'm pretty sure you can if your horny enough and it's the right circumstances. Just like as far as I know people in cock cages can still cum given the right cicurmstances.
>>26923624
When all of the following criteria are met, lewd shall be delivered:
1. Sloth's ban expires
2. Aight finally posts the Sharp hoofjob lewds
3. Sekrit club finally gets Sloth to admit he isn't only '65%' gay
>>26924292
The problem I see here is no way for cum to get pushed out sure you can have an orgasam but actually ejaculate not just leak
I think that's impossible
>>26924317
Nah I've seen footage of people cumming in cockcages. Also I've came while flaccid too. It's honestly pretty shitty.
>>26924317
Ok it wouldn't shoot out, but you still reach an orgasm, and just dribble instead of it shooting out, cause like you said, it would have a hard time of shooting out like normal.
>>26924317
Ejaculate is forced out by muscles, the filling of blood in the sponger tissue of the penis has nothing to do with that.
The first time it happened was dues to done of those electric massagers.
The second was I was going on a masturbation bender late in my teens and was on my 9th or tenth fap in the span of a few hours. Couldn't get it up but could still feel please.
>>26924316
we got him to admit that he is 75% gay
>>26923074
Lamentations QM sounds salty as fuck.
>>26924442
What's he doin'?
>>26924457
Just the OP. It looks like he's trying to make fun of the shift of CYOAs and complaints about his QMing but it just comes off as salt.
>>26924442
He's just gonna quit after 2 threads like he always does anyway
>>26923624
Blame the fucking dumbshit faggot mods for delaying the delicious lewds.
Hopefully Sloth is taking this time to actually write the lewds, right?...Right?
>Curwhibbles dying after one update
Some things never change
>>26924752
Dulce et decorum est pro peccato valebat
>>26924787
Shouldn't it be pro peccatum de valebat?
Or pro peccato et valebat?
>>26924816
Maybe? I just put the phrase through Google Translator.
So, since a ton of people joined sekrit club in the scruffening 2.0, did you too? Did this change your opinion on the club?
>SITMWYfags actually believing Sloth would deliver on lewd
>>26924934
I've been in club for a while now
Doesn't make a big difference to me
>>26924934
Most people that joined only joined for that day and didn't say anything. It was pretty much a way to get any updates if something happened. I imagine their opinion didn't change much.
>>26924951
Sh-shut up anon, it'll happen s-soon you just wait
>>26925003
That's what I said about Unique lewds.
>>26924934
No, I didn't join, and my opinion on the club remains the same.
>Rape
is the new meme, isn't it?
>>26925122
>new
>>26925026
And why exactly do you love the club so much?
>>26925407
Well, the picarto streams definitely got us more art then we were getting before. I don't know if they still do those though.
So, just finished Horse Quest, is it still liv?
>>26925426
He's been letting players pick which quest he runs. Here's his other one.
https://www.anonpone.com/big/
>check thread during break
>flaccid ejaculationYes, I do keep a Pepper of judgment with me for such occasions.
>last thread
>>26925581
>CYOA deleted
End confirmed?
>>26925587
If anything the mod at least confirmed CYOA was safe.
>>26925512
Pepper is using outdated computer
Please buy atleast a DUAL core processor before posting
Thank you.
Is it save to run again?
>>26925512
>>26925592
>Built in proprietary magnetic disk drive.
>Enough RF shielding to satisfy the 1970's FCC.
This is a computer archaic enough to get Clint hard!
>>26922895
Daily reminder that cyoa's are the new cancer of /mlp/
>>26925734
>new
>>26925734
thats not how you spell HI ANONoh wait
>>26925581
> happy place
I doubt it.
> make lewd
Even the program that made this is telling sloth to make lewd.
How long until pyrefly disappears again?Or is it too late for that?
>>26925592
I think Pepper might be in the same universe as File, which makes me think of them ending their quests as a weird family.
>How do I make a CYOA?
Starting is easy! All you have to do is make a thread!
Tine horse a shit
>>26926034
Kay
>You are a pony
>What's your mane color your fur color and what is your nameI can't and i hope i never will run a CYOA i'd suck at it.
>>26926030
all bath quests take place in the same universe.
>>26926081
Sorry, I meant same time.
>>26923115
Remember to link the thread in /satyr/ next time.
>>26926039
>second person in the OP
>get banned for roleplaying
Good job, anon.
Which pony can go the longest deprived of cuddles.
Which one gives in the soonest?
>>26926528
The former is Greyscale, who has never once in her life received any sort of love or affection but it still going like the badass she is.
The latter is Chilly Day because dear lord is that mare a cuddleslut.
>>26926542
Surely poor Gray has experienced cuddles before but she can't remember just like she can't remember how she got stuck in a tomb.
>>26926528
>Sharpie going through cuddle withdrawal
Threadly reminder that the general has killed:
>the guy with the cow cyoa idea
>The guy that ran Breakquest
>Cuddle merc
>SpaceHorse
>panzermane
>puzzleanon
>Rocketeer
>Longname
>Storyteller
>innkeeper
>Lumineko
>Incognito
>Horsepls
>overlord
>Cyborg
>Pyrefly
>Stray
>AJW
>680p
>Arch
>CBT
>Rev
>GC
>>26926528
Reminder steel is a filthy cuddleslut by law
>>26926605
Do you think Tara follows him around whenever she's not busy just to demand cuddles whenever its most inconvenient?
>people complain about every other character in SS being special snowflakes
>not once seen this said for hijack
>>26926631
When has anyone complained about characters in SS being special snowflakes?
>>26926631
Because everyone already knows that even coltshan is more original than hijack.
>>26926631
How long have you been holding onto that one?
>>26926650
About 3 minutes.
>>26926631
well anon, it's okay when nippu does it
duh
>>26926600
But Pyrefly is alive.
>>26926688
*undead
>>26926600
But I killed myself?
>>26926724
Don't even bother. They're just being fucking morons and claiming the general kills everything.
>>26926724
It's a shitty meme.
>>26926631
>not once said
I get its bait, but im still gonna bite and say you're fucking retarded
>>26926734
>they're
>implying it's not just fgt trying to force another meme
>>26926765
>I don't like it so it's bait
>changing the quote
Kay
>>26926734
someone is upset
>>26926724
so?
Is careposting intregral to the entire structure of this general?
>>26926847
Fuck, no.
>>26926847
Is anything in our lives important in the grand grand scheme of things?
>>26926847
It helps
>>26926847
No. It's stupid and pointless.
>>26926887
No, it doesn't.
>>26926847
I care about careposting
>>26926847
I don't carepost because it is integral. I carepost because I like CYOAs and want to see them succeed.Also to counteract Spitfire for the sake of balance.
>>26926903
Fuck off, you are doing nothing but shit the thread.
>>26926917
I disagree on the grounds that I am clearly not the only person who cares. I hadn't been posting caring ponk for a week before I saw others join in.
Optimism and enthusiasm can survive. Even in /cyoa/.
>>26926917
As if we've ever been anything other than 70% shitty memes anyway.
>>26926928
>Optimism and enthusiasm can survive. Even in /cyoa/.
Shitposting is shitposting, no matter the reasons.
>>26926932
>it's already shit, let's throw more shit at it
No.
>>26926955
Wrong. Why care if the shit changes color.
>>26926955
I'm gonna agree. As much as I like ponk careposting, I think it's best if we don't post the same thing every time a new thread starts.
Tell them you care, sure, but it doesn't mean as much when you do it every time. Caring means more if you space it out.
ponkposting and spitfireposting, however, are shitposting and should be avoided.That means you fgt.
>>26926955
>Shitposting is shitposting, no matter the reasons.
That's actually an interesting question. How do you define shitposting? Is it still shitposting if the sentiment behind it is authentic?
>>26926974
>fgt
>not doxel
>>26926978
Like most terms on 4chan, it loses most of its meaning if it is defined. Shitposting used to refer to things entirely meant to derail, but now it pretty much means "a post I don't like".
>>26926989
Doxel's the ponkposter, fgt's the one who's been desperately trying to force the 'lel who cares' meme for months now.
Ponk/spifireposting is spam at the worst
>>26926997
That makes it entirely subjective, but I suppose that's fair enough. My posts are shitposting sometimes, depending on who reads them.
>>26926974
>Tell them you care, sure, but it doesn't mean as much when you do it every time.
Fair enough. I'll cut back on it a bit. Maybe wait for a couple of threads to go up and then care about them all at once to reduce post clutter.
Fankly I've appreciated Shtifire and Ponk posting. Several QMs tend to be post in a way that I don't notice until a Shitfire or Ponk responds to them. I don't tend to register '!randomtrip' or single crosspost.
>>26927053
It sounds like you just need to git gud.
>>26927053
Then you might want to work on your perception.
Are the cyoas safe from the retaliatory shitposting now, or should I wait longer to run?
Would anyone be interested in an animated or animatic cyoa? The updates would take longer and all so I don't know if the payoff would be worth it.
>>26926847
No, but Resposting is
>>26927328
I don't think it will be worth it.
>>26927319
Was gonna ask this myself.
>>26927328
I think the concept is neat, but I think it would work better on tumblr.
>>26927319
Seems fine.
>>26927328
https://www.anonpone.com/maid/
As long as you don't imply the updates will be quick as lightning it'd be fine. Then it depends on your art skill and story-telling skill.
>>26927355
>https://www.anonpone.com/maid/
That was kinda the style I had been thinking about. But then I thought about having a high fps, but it's probably a pipe dream.
Pic is a test of what I had planned.
>>26927383
How long did that gif take to make?
>>26927392
A little while, but that was back when I was using a mouse, and if I was running I probably wouldn't colour, much in except maybe a few rough shades.
How about a good ol' question?
Which CYOAs would you not like to see cannon lewds in?
Which CYOAs that will never have lewd scenes in them, for whatever reason, do you wish would have lewd scenes; and what kind of direction would you want, these lewds that will never happen, to be taken in?
>>26927383
I don't really see why it wouldn't go fine. Go for it.
>>26927411
Really what it comes down to is are we talking hours or days? Days simply won't keep a thread up. Hours it depends on how invested your audience is. There's several still image cyoas, or text, that take upwards of an hour to update. Long Name took three to six on average.
>>26927412
Aren't you a fucking pervert ponk.
>>26927439
>Really what it comes down to is are we talking hours or days
It took a few hours, but the more I think about it the more it doesn't seem feasible right now. Maybe later.
>>26926792
Somebody finally decided to run a cuming inside Rainbow Dash CYOA...
>>26927496
>The thread was deleted.
>>26927496
now i can't stop imagining how that would work.
>>26927412
>Which CYOAs that will never have lewd scenes in them, for whatever reason, do you wish would have lewd scenes?
School Daze could really use some lewds, but I somehow doubt the QM can do it. He's just too vanilla.
>>26927524
I mean it wasn't exactly an A+ thread but did it really have to be deleted? This place really is going to hell isn't it?
>>26927554
I'd agree with that. He sounded about as hesitant as Sloth was about lewds. Must just be uncomfortable with it or something.
>>26927585
Isn't it the same Qm as Night Delivery? So the lewdest Qm ever?That's the joke isn't it.
>>26927554
Tempt me not, devils. I've already been terribly tempted to throw in /ss/ with tentacles.
>>26927564
It obviously means that the mods won't allow any new cyoa ever again.
> QM question
What's the hardest part of QMing?
> Player question
What will make you drop a quest instantly?
>>26927615
>What's the hardest part of QMing?
My dick.
>>26927615
>What's the hardest part of QMing?
For me? Coming up with ideas that move the plot along.
>>26927615
As a Qm. Finding time for it. Getting past the fear that your next post might make your player base disown and hate you forever.
>>26927615
>QM Question
Making sure that the choices the player makes doesn't instantly fuck over your player.
> Player
Humans, and/or consistent bad grammar.
>>26927595
Couldn't be. Else School Daze would undoubtedly have lewd in it already. I mean, have you looked at Night Delivery?
>>26927602
Sure you have buddy.
>>26927625
>Getting past the fear that your next post might make your player base disown and hate you forever.
>>26927615
>instadrop?
Lack of punctuation.
I'll give anything else a chance.
>>26927615
>What's the hardest part of QMing?
Waiting for the suggestions.
>>26927654
And then the heartbreak of finally getting a response, and it's just the word "okay".
>>26927615
>As a QM.
Making sure that you are harsh enough in your punishment. Sometimes I have trouble killing off characters in my Quests and I wish I could just steamroll them like Inept but I'm a bit of a Nimby
>As a player
Lack of action with no pay off. Sometimes things just drag with nothing of interest happening and I just can't continue caring to read more.
>>26927635
It is. ND and SD both have the same QM
>>26927714
Lies.
Alchemy continues
>>26927822
>>26926030
If that happened what kinda things do you think they would do?
>>26927880
Live a dysfunctional but very happy life together.
>>26927880
they would play catch in the park or eat ice cream at home.
>>26927880
Be forced to attack each other by a robot.
>>26927880
Die
![applejack_vector_by_flawlesstea-d5z9o9u[1].png](https://i.imgur.com/ycUZ7QZ.png "applejack_vector_by_flawlesstea-d5z9o9u[1].png")
What parts of a quest would you like to see explored more or with a different character that are rarely or only briefly touched or rumored in the quest itself?
>>26928102
Always said I wanted to see more parts of the desert in Heat.
>>26928146
Next
>>26927383
Combine that with a couple lines of text, and you'll be good. Question will be, can it be fast enough.
>>26928102
Like, all of M&M.
>>26928457
Keep that shit out of here.
>>26928474
This.
>>26927880
File would find reason in his life and kick the drugs.
Spearmint would be an loving mom and develop an awkward romance with File, full of spaghetti.
Pepper runs that shit as the most mature member of the family, helping mom and dad with their taxes and stuff when she's not at school.
>>26925407
Where in my post did I say or imply I loved the club?
I didn't join. That meant that I didn't join the club, as In I didn't and don't participate in it. Why would you assume I loved something I don't participate in? Are you stupid, or did you just link the wrong post?
>>26928193
Everyone has an opinion on the party members we saw, and no one was happy.
>>26928566
>tfw if we got Cookie instead of Eve, there might have been far less drama
>>26927615
QMing itself. Worst part of it isbeing gud.
Don't Fuck is back! Will the quest name be enough to get erased the fuck out, or will we cruise all the way to the ending smoothly! Find out now:
>>26928599
>>26928572
I wanted the tsunling.
>>26928610
That would have been pretty good too.I just really don't like Eve
>>26928619
I was indiferent to her, but thought she was a weak character in places. I think Hero was planning way more character interaction stuff to build the party members up but ran out of time.
>>26928596Yeah, when you're good then people expect you to do the things you say you're gonna do.
>>26928639
That being?
>>26928630
It's really a shame. Just thinking about M&M's last couple threads just leaves me kind of disappointed.
Rushed along just so we could get a conclusion. Granted it's better than leaving off before a two+month hiatus.
I guess even though it's finished, it doesn't feel done, if that makes any sense. There's so much left that we were planning on doing, that we wanted to do, but the weapons were thrown into our hands and we were shoved towards Canterlot for the finale.
>>26928658
Always hope for a sequal.
>>26928649
Write lewds, probably.
>>26928658
thats okay, he's going to be writing those pastebins once he's back, right?
right?
>>26928678
>hating Eve
She really got the short end of the stick, she was the straight man character who never got the time she needed to loosen up. I wanted to see Eve and Jet interacting more after we all got together and to see them rubbing off onto each other. Eve helps stabilize Jet and Jet teaching Eve to loosen up.
>>26928705
>>26928715
She was literally only good for getting into the armory at the very beginning.
I wanted Cookie and she would have been plenty useful.
>>26928715
I want tocuddle daughteru.
>>26928658
That kinda sorta happened with Nine Lands: Chapter 1, in my opinion. I can't blame Fins for stopping where he did and it was probably the best place for it to end but I just felt like there was more stuff we had to get done.
>>26928731
she was the best melee fighter we had and an extra set of wings.
>>26928750
Carver was a better melee fighter.
>>26928761
Carver lost to Blitz and basically never had her armour/was relevant again.
>>26928750
>using wings
>>26928772
Carver was the only party member Blitz fought one on one. Losing to him doesn't mean anything.
>>26928772
But then she kind of wrecked Blitz in CQC.
Although I do agree that Hero did a pretty crappy job flushing out Carver. She was kind of the loner of the group and got mostly ignored after Drakesteed.
>>26928798
That's because he wasn't ready for players to recruit her and kinda fumbled it.
>>26928738
Damn it stop reminding me I still need to finish the last thread.
>>26928838
big
>>26928840
black.
>>26928840
Darn it, you beat me to it.Anyways, session is starting up in an hour. Feel free to send in some responses for what we were doing, as the last thread got squished and I can't link the old responses very well.
>>26928844
memes
>>26928102
Having an - and being in actual romantic relationship and not just the courting and the hunt before and the meaningless lewds.
>>26929150
THIS
H
I
S
>>26929150
This.
I also hate when people want harems, like in SS.
I doubt any of the party members want that shit, and if we bring it up they're probably gonna hate us
I need pictures of choosie, smoother me in dice hide please.
>>26929182
That's called a compromise anon. It's used to stop baby tears.
>>26929182
>tfw never want a harem
>tfw have to fight for nina
>>26929186
>>26929220
If I'm honest, i dont think any of the party members are a great fit for Froot. I think we should wait to get into a relationship till we find a pony who we really connect with
>>26929220
Trying to please too many people can be much worse than trying to please just a few.
>>26929256
It can be bad either way.
If I ever get around to running my thing the MC is going to be happily married.
>>26929278
What quests have MCs who are already in relationships? Did it benefit the quest?
I'm on mobile and can't post a ponk, someone else do it for me
>>26929294
Craft's thing
>>26929294
Here you go.
>>26929312
Thanks fampai>>26929312
>>26929278
That would be just about the exact same thing I'd like to see as my MC's future.But I probably won't do it.
Strange waifu quest?
>>26929501
FUCK NO
>>26929501
Character creation will be full of a ton of anons trying to push their own specific little fetish and once the QM decides to go with one, 90% of the other players will leave.
>>26929537
Who said anything about you being the strange one?
>>26929501I swear to god if you keep tempting me I m ightactually run it
>>26929606Do it.You know you want to.
>>26929622
F A T
G I R A F F E
A S S E S
>>26929721
>>26929721
>>26929759
This is an acceptable level of "strange".
>>26929581
Well it would be the exact same thing when you'd be normal and just choose a strange waifu. Happens at a later point in time, but the result is exactly the same.
>>26929759
That's a funny pic of snails.
>>26929779
We need to go stranger. A regular ungulate is nothing fancy.
>>26929846
Oops
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