601 & 602- The Crystalling Pt. 1 & 2
Written by Josh Haber
601: https://www.dailymotion.com/video/x407mqe
602: https://www.dailymotion.com/video/x407ox6
Both: http://www.dailymotion.com/video/x407tv9
Now that she's named and her excessive power has been constrained, Shining Armor and Cadance can get back to the usual reasons for parental insomnia. Raising a foal's tricky enough without the full alicorn suite! She'll grow into them, though; it might not be on their immediate mind, but they'll eventually have a teenaged Flurry Heart. Exciting years are ahead for the Crystal Empire!Think she'll go to Celestia's School for Gifted Unicorns?
>>26914104
Previous thread.
UPCOMING EPISODES PROMO
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HPvt2ArLEQE
603 - The Gift of the Maud Pie: While in Manehattan looking for the ideal location for her new store, Rarity has to help Pinkie Pie find the perfect gift for her sister, Maud - without Maud finding out.
604 - On Your Marks: Now that they've finally received their cutie marks, the Cutie Mark Crusaders struggle with the question of what's next; the friends do not all agree on how to embrace their destinies.
605 - Gauntlet of Fire: In order to save his friends, Spike is forced to compete in a perilous Gauntlet for the title of Dragon Lord.
606 - No Second Prances
607 - Newbie Dash:After Rainbow Dash achieves her dream of becoming a Wonderbolt, she makes a disastrous first impression and gets saddled with a mortifying nickname.
Season 5 episode links
http://pastebin.com/4teHjCbz
Season 5 summary video
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B_Cpv1AL0Jg
MLPG Event/Activity Calendar!
http://mlpg.co/htc/
The intro is finished!
HD: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8hJTHC5Dp2c
VR: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mLD9GfAQeC4
>filly
>griffon chick
>rape
>>26920218
That's a very cute image
cute
awkward
mares
>>26920240
That PTSD bit was kind of intense.
>>26920240
post one, then
>>26920225
Corrupt the griffon chick
>>26920246
y-yaranaika?
>>26920246
what the fuck
>>26920218
Nah, she'll be under the princesses' direct tutelage the minute she's old enough. She's an existence they can't afford to let run willy-nilly around, else they'll end up with another Sunset situation.
What are they watching?
>>26920280
Just report him
>>26920218
>Think she'll go to Celestia's School for Gifted Unicorns?
As an alicorn, she will probably receive direct lessons from the other princesses. Though I could still see her being send to school to make some frens
>>26920287
For what?
>>26920293
Shitposting
>>26920286
Space Jam
>>26920246
>tfw Ross is ded
>>26920304
It's a drawing though. A weird one but that's not shitposting.
>>26920318
Ross isn't a drawfag, he's a visual shitposter
It's not even identifiable as pony related for people who aren't familiar with Ross' abominations
>>26920338
Fuck off, BEA
>>26920316
>tfw
>>26920281
>>26920290
She'll definitely need frens if they don't want another Sunset/Starlight
FRENS KEEP THOSE MEGALOMANIACAL TENDENCIES IN CHECK
>>26920338
I know he's a terrible artist, but I'd be surprised if posting his "art" is a bannable offense.
WHERE'S THE BABY
pony should pony pony
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ysrc7xquQ2w
>>26920361
Sometimes it gets deleted
>>26920373
>My Little Pony: Other P
I drew a pony in a pretty dress.
>>26920381
So much for nostalgia.
>>26920286
>>26920246
>ross
He couldn't even finish life!
>>26920355
Or, if they make bad friends, spur them on.Which pony would try to become the power behind the throne?
>>26920388
Don't you mean
a pretty pony in a pretty dress
>>26920375
This was not approved by the boop commission
Who let this meme out into the wild
>>26920287
>people still think reporting shitposters does anything
>>26920404
That's what I meant to say, yes. Sorry for the confusion.
>>26920388
Fuck yeah you didis she on a date with Rose? Is rose wearing a pretty dress that matches her color scheme?
>>26920388
that sure is a pony in a pretty dress
>>26920401
Whatever happened to him anyway?
Did he stop coming here?
I remember he used to post his shitty art here all the time back when I was most active here a few years ago.
>>26920388
I want to date Mur
>>26920388
That's a very pretty pony in a pretty dress
>>26920424
I didn't think that far ahead. I just wanted a red dress.
>>26920407
probably marker
she's such a screw upbut seriously does that song have any connection to us saying that? I've been going back through my mlp music to get hype for s6 and i found it
>>26920429
that sounds nice
>>26920428
I'm pretty sure he just hangs around furaffinity now
Either that or he stopped drawing altogether, but that would be a miracle
>>26920286
>>26920349
That's the happiest plushie I have seen so far
>>26920388
>I drew a pony in a pretty dress.
No you didn'tYou drew a pretty pony in a dress
>>26920454
>porn of themselves
but why
How big is your waifu, Anon?
>>26920403
>Which pony would try to become the power behind the throne?
Her 2nd approach will be more stealthy
>>26920440
It just really reminded me of this
Either way, it's very nice
>>26920388
too bad she's not a pretty pony in a pretty dress
>>26920467
Safe.For now.
>>26920472
Oh snap, that's a cool dress. I didn't know about that earlier, though.
>>26920467
PITCH BLACK
>>26920467
yellow
red in her ass area
>>26920286
>>26920501
Your waifu has negative mass?
>>26920388
I want to do sexual things to that horse
>>26920512
I love a good comedy.
>>26920286
>>26920501
I want to spank her suns.
>>26920514
Wrong direction, guy.
>>26920286
SUBATOMIC PONYTRATION
>>26920605
These are all almost painfully unfunny
please stop
>>26920583
Just let it happen princess.
>>26920286
>>26920625
Got one where they're looking at Twilight's baffling CMC venn diagram?
Also >>26920615
>>26920605
>>26920286
nevermind, I made it better
>>26920668
stop making that horse so cute
she is for official ponying only
>>26920674
I can't. This is my curse.
>>26920674
The mayor deserves to be beautiful from time to time, she has to govern a town with Pinkie in it.
>>26920637
>>26920700
Man, what does it mean?
>>26920774
>>26920774
Scootaloo can't sing, Applebloom is boring, and Sweetie Belle is a soulless abomination.
>>26920605
>>26920449
I liked a non-pony thing he drew semi-recently and asked for more of that character and he was pretty dickish about it. You can't even be nice to the guy.
Filly wears short shorts.
>>26920668
i really want to date that pon
>>26920674
i'd like to officially pony her
>>26920286
>>26920975
lewd
Do not pony the ponies. They will sue you for battery faster than you can say "touching Michelle Fields."
Reminder that touching the ponies voids the warranty.
the pony touched me
>>26921204
Do you expect us to believe that?
>>26921204
Where did the pony touch you?
>>26921233
Some ponies do get pretty touchy
>>26920981
i never ended up watching that
is it any good?
>>26921239
Yeah and others are kissy.
>>26921239
ponies are very touchy as they have no real concept of personal space
>>26921259
Tell me about it
>>26921204
It was simply timeIt's always time
![[lesbian horse kissing noises].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/6nZfVG8.jpg "[lesbian horse kissing noises].jpg")
>>26921259
I heard mares like to kiss other mares.
On the lips.
>>26921235
>Was it here?
>...Or here...
>...Or here~
>>26921267
...always?
>>26921253
I never felt the urge to find out. The screenshots were too much for me already
>>26921267
>>26921281
Makin' my way downtown walkin' fast and a horse passes.
>>26921271
its true
>>26920286
It's a blank screen, retard.
>>26921343
Sweetie Belle is the sluttiest CMC
Prove me wrong
>"Great-o daze, darling"
>>26921204
This may be difficult for you, but... please show the jury on the doll where you were touched.
>>26921395
What silly hair for a human
>>26921381
SLANDER!
>>26921395
S4 is within the next week right?
habbanings
Anon has been given an ancient artifact, it's a counter.
One that counts up every time someone masturbates while thinking of you.
And so begins Anon's quest to make those numbers higher.
>>26921468
wow what an original thread idea, I can't believe that nobody has ever thought of doing that before
Rut.
Rut.
Rut her purple butt.
>>26920222
Why does MLPG like fillies so much?
>>26921551filly
>>26921551
I prefer stallions
Why are her parents name shaming her? They're literally naming her after the time she almost killed everyone (or at least made the kingdom uninhabitable). It's like naming your child "RuinedMyLifeMyHopesMyDreams".
>>26921547
>Flurry will never learn the Sunshine Sunshine dance.
I have a bunch of old blindbag ponies I was going to give to a 6yo girl.
What do you think is the best way to give them to her in an april fools type manner.
>>26921566
>>26921547
would
>>26921551
You don't like kids?
>>26921420
I thought it was April 1st
>>26921574
Fill a horse head piñata with them and leave the head at her side before she wakes up.
>>26921586
that animation is so unf
I need more tutorials for the ponies
I want to be prepared
>>26921576
YOU HEARD ME
>>26921586
That's blinking.
You're terrible at this Fluttershy.
>>26920449
>>26920428
He's alive and drawfagging for 4chan or something. I recently saw his artstyle in a "drawfag artstyle pyramid" someone made
>>26921627
>blond DT
Bravo Ross.
>>26921593
Do you?
>>26921615
DD seemed like he was Starlight's go-to henchman. I wonder how he ended up in that position.
>>26921643
yogoat
>>26921627
did he stop calling himself ultrahand
>>26921627
>You will never draw someone using nothing but croissants
>>26921593
Fillies >> kids.
>>26921602
>>26921627
Does he have a damn site where he posts his recent art? I have a folder of his stuff but it's outdated
>>26921602
>>26920774
It means the show animators don't understand how Venn diagrams work.
>>26921424
Well, she does take after her sister.
>>26921737
what are you trying to say?
>>26921615
YEAH? WELLLL THIS HORSECOCK AIN'T JUST FER ATTRACTIN' MATES!
>>26920286Starlight + Spike > Twilight + Spike
>>26921744
SWEETIE IS A HUUUUGE SLUT
EVERY COLT ON THE PLAYGROUND HAS BEEN INSIDE HER
>>26921744
Sweetie would lift her tail for anyone.
ANYONE
>>26921813
BIG
MEATY
>>26921826
>>26921574
Glue them into a big ball. School glue, not super glue.
________Sweetie Belle.
>>26921854
>>26921862
what are you eating
>>26921862
>>26921854
Desluttify
>>26921897
...Boy?
>>26921885
Filly food.
>>26921854bigger
>>26921852
thats a pretty good idea, i would use yarn or something though.
but i do like the idea of her having to individually open them. its only 15 figures and a shitty pink celestia.
The omnijack has arrived!
>>26921929
can I have some?
STEAM IS FUCKING DEAD
BIG
STUPID
PONY!
>>26921940
wat
>>26921949
You're not a filly.
>>26921964
>pony invented a hay powered tv
>failed a stupid test
wtf appajack
>>26921973
you can't prove that
>>26921961
It'll come back.
>>26921977
she's like that kid who actually invented television
she saw the lines in the field and figured it out because she's a simple earth pony and that's all she's good for
the lines just happened to also apply to ponytv
>>26921961
probably just maintenance
guess they waited until after the major matches were over to do it
So we're all in agreement that if we could go to Equestria we'd all want to be fillies, right?
>>26922021
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R0jQ0SgFLKU
>>26922021
Yeah.
>>26922021
As long as I get a better color scheme than that, yeah.
>>26922021
No.
>>26922021
Nope. I wouldn't be big enough to cuddle mares and fillies.
>>26922021
No, get out.
Pegasus colt at the least.
>>26922021
Negatory good buddy. Unicorn colt.
![[donut intensifies].gif](https://i.imgur.com/VEcx2ww.gif "[donut intensifies].gif")
>>26922035
man i don't know about you but i really like ponies
>>26922066
I probably like them more than you, not to brag
>>26922068
no, i don't think you understand
i really REALLY really like ponies
>>26922093
but not really really really?
>>26922021
Fuck no, adult pegasus. I'd lose my mind if I didn't have the ability to go-fast.
>>26921897
>the Lewd Alphabet
>from Ass to Zebra
>>26922115
it's not like pegafillies can't go fast, look at the bullies and Dash
Scootaloo is just...special
>>26922049
>not wanting to be cuddled instead
>>26922112
no, really REALLY REALLY really.
>>26922021
If I was forced to be a horse, I'd rather be a unicorn colt, to be honest.
>>26922130
well now you're just exaggerating
>>26922130
I'd rather kiss the snootle
>>26922124
I'm not saying I wouldn't enjoy it. I would just enjoying doing the cuddling far more.
>>26922021
I want to be the special snowflake human that either everyone loves and becomes a legend, or everyone hates and has to live inna woods and prey on lost fillies.
Pony kept scrunching and now its stuck.
Mare wants you inside her.
>>26922148
Please don't eat the fillies.
>>26922150
but where
>>26922139
well now that's fine too
just don't startle the mares too much, they get spooked easily
>>26922148
>not being the mysterious being that saves lost fillies but they still hate you
>>26922156
Listen, if the fillies didn't want to be eaten, they shouldn't have bullied me so hard.
>>26922149
>>26922175
I wanna fuck that...
>>26922156
You don't have to eat the fillies. You just have to arouse them and then lap up their fillycum.
>>26922136
i'm definitely not exaggerating. ponies are the best
>>26922173
>filly is about to be eaten by a manticore
>they faint
>hit manticore with tree, carry filly to safety
>vanish before filly wakes up completely
>become the new Bigfoot
>>26922175
>>26922182
Please do not fuck ponies arse-face.
>>26922158
Her wherever. She just wants to be with you.
>>26922156
what if they want to be eaten?
>>26922021
being a filly would be great
i've always wanted a redo of childhood, and being a pony with pony friends and a pony life would be just wonderful
>>26922121
I guess, but I would be pretty annoyed if I had to re-live childhood againFuck that shitAlso, I'm a guy, so I'd rather be a guy there too.
But seriously, I would probably lose it within a couple of months if I couldn't do speeds beyond 150km/h ever again. I haven't tried sky-diving yet, but motorcycles are the next closest thing to flying as if you had wings IMO, and life would become so painfully boring without that rush.
>>26922216
What if you rode a fast horse
>>26922228
You have to be the one controlling it directly though.
>Excessive speeds + barely being in control = literally the most 'alive' you will ever feel
I can't wait to see more of the baaaaaaby
>>26922262
You can't be more "barely in control" than having to put your faith in your Very Best Friend
>there are people in this thread who DON'T want to be the little filly
What's wrong with you people? Don't you want your voice to crack when you get really happy?
Colt's voice cracked.
>>26922274
Or you could be flying at near-Mach trying to set the best times flying between Ponyville and Canterlot.
>making friends
If that was something I wanted I would have joined a motorcycle club and not be shitposting on a norwegian sushi-appreciation forum.
>>26922021
that is the opposite of correct
>>26922021
I'd wanna be a pegasus, and i'm not 100 percent sure about being a filly cause estrus sounds fucking gross. Other than that though it'd be awesome.
>>26922325
>he doesn't want to make friends
>>26922330
>cartoon ponies
>having estrus
>>26922351
Ponies do have a "season", though.
It's called Festrus, and they're biologically driven to party.
Pinkie Pie is constantly in Festrus.
>>26922375
it's a serious medical condition
>>26922330
>not wanting to be the little filly in heat
>not wanting to beg each and every colt in your class to rut you
>not having them take turns as your scent drives them into their first horny lusts
I don't get it
>>26922351
Depends on how much realism you wanna throw in there, i prefer to pretend there is no such thing for them.
>>26922375
Shouldn't that be "Pestrus" though?
>>26922378
Why do you think Party Denial threw her into such a spiral of despair?
>>26922384
I'm combining the words "festival" and "estrus."
Festrus.
>>26922392
a Festrus for the restus
Which one would youadopt?
>>26922383
Eh, sounds pretty gross to me. If i'm gonna be pent up, it want it to be from being physically teased, not driven mad by hormones.
>>26922392
I was think of the word Party and estrus, but you make a very fair point.
>>26922343
My hobbies are riding (bicycle and motorcycle) and bushwhacking alone. I lost interest in trying to build friendships again a while ago. Embracing the autism here, I'm sure I'd frustrate the piss out of PurpleSmart and Ponk since I would probably reject attempts to make friends. I enjoy socializing, but beyond that it isn't worth the time.
>>26922418
I'd have to get to know them first, but the filly with the pigtails has a good headstart
>>26922427
Well, there's also how it sounds you have to take into account as well.
Pestrus just makes it sound like they're being a pest.
>>26922465
>makes it sound like they're being a pest.
Well Pinkie certainly qualifies
>>26922194
You just want to have all of the ponies to yourself, Shimbo
>>26922465
Festrus does sound a bit better, but if you really wanted to be cheeky about it, you could correlate it to the word "Festering". So you'd have to just go with whatever sounds better.
>>26922478
Well, yes, but I was thinking a wider application.
It's time.
http://strawpoll.me/7224931
>>26922516
>no dragon option
>>26922525
>wanting to be no hooves in hooves: the planet
>>26922531
>wanting hooves when hands are objectively superior
>>26922531
I'm rather attached to my fingers, thanks.
Plus, get to breathe fire and if I'm not a land-bound dragon, fly.
