>"HI Nonny! I have a message for you from Rarity!"
>Pinkie sticks out her chest, puts on a spiteful face and adopts a familiar yet certainly made-up accent
>"I've had it up to here with Sweetie Belle spending her evenings at the arcade, playing... "video games". When I said she needed a male role model, well, Anon isn't what I had in mind. He's so carefree. And lazy. And boyish, and reckless. Not to mention he thinks he's SO good with kids. I can make Sweetie laugh."
>Pinkie crosses her arms and huffs
>"I could make her laugh until she cried. I'm just busy. There's no time in my schedule for telling childish jokes to my sister."
>She huffs even louder
>"And what is WITH his hair? Frankly, it's embarrassing. Spending time with someone of his... standards... is undoubtedly bad for Sweetie."
>...
>"Anyway, he's waiting to pick her up at her piano lessons. Be a dear and relay this to him?"
>Pinkie spins around and walks five feet before tensing up
>"Oh, but take out all those mean things I said. We wouldn't want to hurt his feelings."
>Pinkie nods her head and beams in satisfaction with her accurate retelling
>Then her eyes bulge
Previous Thread:
>>26412405
>>26616505
>>26818369
Pastebins:
http://pastebin.com/u/Ponybones
http://pastebin.com/u/mediocrewritefag
http://pastebin.com/u/twilight_game_night
>>26916157
First!
:D
Did anybody capture my last update? I went to bed after I wrote it and didn't put it in the pastebin.
>>26916386
Just go back a few updates so we can make sure
Bump hoping the writefag didn't banigg.
I need my underage plot.
Also desustorage thread links in the OP.
>>26916386
https://desustorage.org/mlp/thread/26818369/
If you need to check.
>>26916919
Thanks, but this got posted as I finished rewriting it and I like this version more.
Story so far: http://pastebin.com/6pAVvJ4D
>You glumly record the round 1 results.
>The Fallen went 2-0 over the High Flyers.
>You had a feeling that that team wouldn't be returning anytime soon.
>Sunset pokes you in the ribs.
"You okay there, Anon?"
>You sigh and rest your head on your hand.
"Bulk and Scoots seem really upset about me broadcasting their loss to everybody."
>Sunset puts a hand on your arm.
"Hey. It's not like you knew it'd happen."
"That's a shock."
>You hear Bloody Mess' familiar, grating voice.
"I thought knowing exactly what people were going to do next was your specialty, Anonymous."
>The Fallen are staring at you from behind their masks.
"[Hey, cut him some slack.]"
>Shadow Slash tilts her head and puts a hand to her chin.
"[After all, it would take a lot of, what was it... 'precision, dedication and focus' for Anon to realize how embarrassing it is to be beaten up on the big screen in front of a crowd of people.]"
>Bloody Mess snickers.
"Well, he'll learn first hand after we win this tournament and embarrass him in the show match afterward. He'll probably have to give up his stupid tutoring program too. After all, nobody will be coming to a loser to learn how to play."
"[Especially after we flatten everyone he mentored on our way to the top.]"
>Shadow Slash holds up a fist and Bloody Mess fist bumps it.
>The two of them turn and walk over to the rest of the crowd watching the Spectacle Screen.
>Sunset crosses her arms across her chest.
"Wow. What crawled up their butts and festered?"
>>26916157
>>26917100
>Oh, thank God you're alright.
>>26917737
Better than alright, pic related.
>>26917100
>You smile in spite of feeling bad about Bulk and Scootaloo.
>Stupid Sunset.
>Always had such a way with words.
>You straighten yourself up and watch the spectacle screen cycle through random matches.
>Lemon Zest had the sound system blasting an eclectic mix of fighting game mash ups, remixes and chiptunes.
>Your playing card system made it easy for teams to find their opponents after they win, so things ran smoothly.
>People seemed to be having a good time.
>You start feeling better.
>You can apologize to Bulk and Scootaloo later, after they calm down.
>Still, Sunset was right.
>It wasn't your fault.
>You couldn't have predicted they'd get beaten so badly.
>You still didn't know who these Fallen guys were.
>You lose your train of thought as the spectacle screen switches to a match in progress.
>A black Teros and Asuri are against a green Ember and Scarlet.
>The Teros is flinging the Ember back and forth against the stage with his hammer while the Asuri juggles the Scarlet in the air with claws.
>You glance over at the hearts section and see the two hooded figures standing at a cabinet next to Lyra and Bon Bon.
>They glance up at the big screen.
>Suddenly they send Lyra and Bon Bon flying off in opposite directions, immediately killing them both.
>You look at the score.
>It was only the first stock from either of them.
>Those two had stalled until their match was on display for the whole arcade to witness.
>And it was a massacre.
>Lyra and Bon Bon couldn't mount an offense before The Fallen smashed one of them around and out of the screen, followed by the other.
>Again, they humiliate their opponents with a no fall victory in front of everyone.
>The crowd erupts in cheers.
Already dying?
>>26919938
people are likely just jumbled around after yesterday.
>>26918967
I never thought we'd have a new contender for Top Cunt, but I think Sweetie is giving Dash some competition.
>>26920288
Like I said in the last thread, anon will just have to have loud kinky sex with Rarity, whilst Sweetie Belle listens
>>26920333
He shouldn't forget to use this as proof that he did a better job raising Sweetie than Rarity did.
Broken Rarity is Best Rarity.
>>26920368
After coating Rarity in his cum of course
Leaving on vacation, will be back in a week with some fresh stuff.
>>26920333
>>26920399
Trips and dubs demand it be so!
>>26920411
Have spooky fun
>>26919938
I'm not sure the other Anon really caught he could be back.
http://pastebin.com/dAZhhZZq
He's still live though.
>>26920447
I live. I just forgot to post this. Apologies.
>>26891603
>A sudden thud awakens you from your slumber.
>Groggy, you begin to rub the sleep from your eyes.
>Wait a second...
>It takes a bit for your brain to adjust to your dark surroundings, but you realize that this isn't the side you fell asleep facing.
>Looking over your immediate surroundings, you see that you're face-to-face with Scootaloo.
>Who happens to be clung onto you completely.
>At least no one's around to see you in this compromising position.
“Scootaloo, I have to get up.”
>Your attempts to wake her up are unsuccessful, she just sleeps right through it.
>”No, Sweetie....raspberry...”
>She's sleeping like a log and talking in her sleep.
>This is Dash all over again.
>Except you're not even going out with Scootaloo.
“Dammit, Scoots, I have to go see what that was, let me go!”
>Scootaloo merely continues to mumble and cling onto you.
>You try to slip out of her grip, but she won't let you go.
>”Rainbow...got it...”
>Now she's dreaming about Rainbow Dash.
>You don't think she'll be waking up soon.
>Left with no other option, you get up and Scootaloo comes with you, as clingy as she is.
>She's light as a feather, thankfully.
>Unlike Applebloom.
>Though you think that might be from neglect and abuse.
>Regardless, you open up the door and walk out with your passenger.
>From what you can tell in the dimly lit room, there are no intruders.
>You flick on the lights and see nothing is out of place.
>Then you go to the window to see if something fell in the yard, and are shocked to see a Stu pinned to your window.
>Oh shit, it's windy out there!
>Random scraps of paper, small animals and a mop go sailing through the sky outside of your barely illuminated window.
>Under these conditions, you're not sure how easy driving will be.
>It's a good thing you woke up early.
>>26920679
Yaaaay.
>>26920679
Dawww we have to at least bring Sweetie around to this idea to bring Scoots along for the ride, we can use jokes of Scoots clinging to us like a chicken to sweeten the deal. Also fucken a that storm.
>>26920679
Good to see you're okay, this can't end.
Worse case scenario you can always continue it on fingerbang.
I'll get some Soarin written up tomorrow.
The last post got lost in the Storm of Scruffy, but I'm okay with that. Story would be better going a different direction, so I'm just going to pretend that post never happened.
It returns. .. (fluttershy volumed yay)
If this dies, are we moving to Age Difference or Fingerbang?
>>26923423
Personally I'd say age difference
>>26923423
Age Difference makes more sense than Fingerbang
>>26920411
I see what you did here, but skeletons don't get vacations. If I had legit time off I would be writing more, not less.
>>26918967
>The second round follows suit.
>Shadow and Bloody each isolate a member of the opposing team and dismantle them.
>The crowd is fanatic.
>You glance over to Lyra and Bon Bon.
>They look crushed.
>You stand up and head over there.
>The Fallen leave the machine wordlessly, slipping back into the crowd which now consists primarily of the round one losers.
>Bon Bon looks upset, but Lyra looks furious.
>You're about to speak when Bon Bon lightly taps Lyra on the shoulder, and she responds by snapping her head around.
"Don't touch me! I thought we were supposed to be a team, Bon Bon. Why didn't you help me when I needed you? We looked like idiots up there!"
>She gestures to the big screen.
>Bon Bon flinches and looks downward.
"I... I tried, Lyra. I told you I wasn't any good at these types of games."
>Lyra pinches the bridge of her nose.
"Yeah, but I didn't you'd be that bad. I didn't think anyone could be that bad!"
>She sighs and looks up at the ceiling.
"I should've just asked Minuette to be my partner."
>Bon Bon looks devastated for a moment before her face becomes a mask of pure anger.
"Right. Maybe you should have. And maybe you should ask her to be your new girlfriend, too!"
>Bon Bon turns and runs out of the arcade, almost making it to the door before the tears start streaming down her cheeks.
>Lyra blinks, going wide-eyed as she realizes what she said.
"Bon Bon, Bon Bon wait!"
>She runs out of the door after her friend.
>You awkwardly slink away, back to sit behind the change counter with Sunset.
>You turn to glance at her as she looks away from the door towards you as you sit down.
"So. A unicorn huh?"
"Yep."
"From another dimension?"
"Yep."
"Full of magic and monsters I presume."
"Yep."
"Is it less insane there?"
>Sunset wobbles her hand in the air.
"Ehh."
>>26925676
>"So. A unicorn huh?"
>"Yep."
>"From another dimension?"
>"Yep."
>"Full of magic and monsters I presume."
>"Yep."
>"Is it less insane there?"
Inb4 anon decides to try and get to Equestria instead
>>26925676
>>26925676
>things Anon needs to learn for his next tournament:
>don't put assholes on the big screen
>rounds need a time limit to stop assholes from stalling until they get their moment in the screen
>soft scores can be a good thing
>sweetie a shit
>>26925774
Button mash had a hand at it.
>>26925797
Button Mash also a shit.
>>26925676
"Snails, come back here!"
>You blink and glance toward the source of the voice.
>Snails is walking towards you and Sunset with Snips following behind him.
>He has a serious look on his face.
>He slams his hands down on the counter, his voice filled with determination.
"Anonymous. Sunset Shimmer. We would like to forfeit."
"No we don't! Don't listen to him!"
>Snips grabs Snails around the waist and tries to pull him away from the counter, but he doesn't budge.
>You and Sunset glance at eachother.
>She steps up to bat.
"What's the issue here boys?"
>Snails points at the tournament schedule.
"That's the issue."
>You glance over, finding Snips and Snails' position.
>Oh.
"I don't feel like spending five minutes getting thrown around just to get beaten in record time in front of everybody else. I'd rather leave with my dignity in tact."
>Sunset raises an eyebrow.
"But, isn't just giving up even worse than being beaten?"
>Snips pops out from behind his friend, still awkwardly trying to drag him away from the counter.
"That's what I've been trying to tell him. If we give up, everyone will make fun of us. But what if we actually stand up to those guys? What if we do okay against them? What if we win?"
>He grabs Snail's cheeks and turns him around, looking him eye to eye.
"Just think of how impressed everybody here would be with us, Snails. We'd be heroes!"
>Snails looks apprehensive.
"We're not going to win, Snips."
>Snips sighs.
"I know. But we got this far. We have to try."
>Snails leans his head back and sighs.
"Alright. Let's go embarrass ourselves."
>You watch the two of them walk towards the heart quarter of the arcade.
>Those brave, doomed bastards.
>>26925774
There is an 8 minute time limit on each round by default, I didn't really have a way of shoehorning that information into the post though.
>>26926570
This has been true since the dawn of the universe.
>>26920679
>The thought of getting to school makes you think about waking Scoots up finally.
>But you aren't going to wake her by conventional methods.
>No, not like you did with Dash.
>You're going to employ one of the strongest wake-up calls you can think of.
>Heading back into your room, you make for the medicine cabinet.
>Looks like you may get use out of all the things Dash has given you.
>After retrieving your tube and a cotton swab, you position it just so.
>This isn't going to be fun for Scoots, but you know it must be done.
>After conservatively applying some Icy Hot, you tilt her head up slightly.
>Wanting to get it over with quickly, you move towards the bed and begin the application.
>Nothing happens for about 10 seconds, but then Scootaloo drops off of you like a tick.
>She clutches at her nose in desperation as she flails around on the bed.
>Not wanting to make her suffer any more than that, you get the removal supplies out of the bathroom and stop Scoots from moving.
>While she whimpers a bit, she doesn't fight you.
>The process is over in about a minute, and she's calmed down from the episode.
>At least you didn't apply as much as you did to yourself the first time.
>Shit burned.
>”Anon, wh-what was that for?”
“You weren't waking up and I had no choice. It's like armageddon out there and we have to get to school.”
>She looks at you with an abashed face.
>”S-sorry, it's just so relaxing sleeping here.”
>You shrug and walk to put away the supplies you took out.
“It's fine, just go take a shower and I'll go get out the rain coats.”
>She looks at you confused.
>”Raincoats?”
“Yeah, we're walking. I can't drive in these conditions without crashing.”
>Scootaloo doesn't give it a second thought and nods her head as she absconds to the bathroom.
>On the other hand, you know walking to school's going to be a bitch.
>The things you do for an education.
>>26925774
>>sweetie a shit
>>26925797
>>26926570
>Button Mash also a shit.
The solution: a loud kinky threesome with Rarity and Buttons Mum, whilst they have to listen from the next room
>>26926795
I support this.
Like I said, scratch the last post.
Continuing from pastebin: http://pastebin.com/MFzZybgA
>You look down at the girl, at her eager smile and the welcoming valley revealed by her deep neckline.
>Her cheeks are flushed - the bright red glow shining through her pale skin - but she's not embarrassed.
>You've dealt with embarrassed and this isn't it.
>Blossomforth tips her head to the side and gives you a lopsided grin.
>"Let's just have fun, okay? Nothing else has to happen, and if it does, well, I mean, if I have to, I can wait until the second date. I know you're a decent guy n' all, but that's one of the reasons you're so cute."
"I can't."
>"What?"
>She can't hear your whisper over the crowd and the band.
"I said I can't, Blossomforth."
>Gently, you pry her arm off of you.
"I want to, believe me."
>You do. To your shame, you *really* do.
>"But..."
"But you're right. I'm a decent guy."
>At least, you want to be.
"I *can't*."
>"Why not?" she whines, her fingers tightening around yours - the last bit of you she's holding on to.
"Because you're drunk."
>True as that is, it's just a convenient excuse and you know it.
"Let me drive you home. Let me find Spitfire and grab her keys -"
>"Nevermind," the girl practically spits back, tearing her hand away. "I'll just go find someone else."
"Look, I..."
>You reach for her, stopping just shy of actually touching her shoulder.
"Tomorrow. We can talk tomorrow. Tell me what you said tonight, when you're sober, and..."
>... and then what?
>You know your answer won't change between now and then; the only difference is you'll have to find a new excuse.
>"I'll just find someone else," Blossomforth snarls. "And maybe you should, too. I saw how you were watching Sweetie Belle. Or was it Anon?"
>She rounds on you, painfully jabbing a finger into your chest.
>"Whatever. You're sick."
"But..."
>She's right.
>"Just leave me alone," the girl growls, turning away and stumbling away from the party. "I'm gonna go find Thunderlane."
>>26926949
"Wait."
>"Fuck you!"
>With unexpected speed and grace, she heads towards the treeline, hand - and one solitary finger - raised high.
>You hesitate, but not for long.
>She's right.
>You are a decent person.
>If you weren't, you wouldn't be rushing after Blossomforth.
>Someone has to look after her.
>>26926985
Pagan cult time?
>>26925774
Also:
>Don't play, just host
>>26926949
>>26926985
Well that killed my future boner
>>26926985
>You call out to her, but she only goes deeper and deeper into the woods.
>Empty cans and abandoned plastic cups litter the ground - and couples occupy the shadows.
>In their own little world, they're sure of their privacy even when the next pair is only a few feet distant.
>You hate Flash Fucking Sentry's parties.
"Blossomforth! Stop!"
>"Fuck off!"
"Do you even know where you're going!?"
>"Fuck you!" she answers eloquently.
>You're almost close enough to grab her when your foot slides out from underneath you.
>With a surprised yelp, you fall to the ground.
>Fucking beer cans.
>Fucking mud.
>Fucking Blossomforth.
>When pick yourself up and look around, she's gone.
>The can that tripped you up is still there, though.
>Without anything else to vent your anger on. You kick it into the darkness between trees.
"Fuck this."
>>26927652
>You hate Flash Sentry's fucking parties.
ftfy
Everyone updated today? Nice.
>>26927652
>>26928022
I think I'm gonna work Flash Fucking Sentry into every green from now on.
>>26929161
that could get weird
do it
Biop
>>26926684
>After an hour of prep time, you are now ready to go.
>You're geared up in your rainwear, and you're only waiting on Scootaloo.
>She's still struggling to close her jacket, but your mind is on other things.
>”Anon, I'm ready!”
>Looking towards her, you see she has indeed figured it out.
>Without another moment to spare, you push out into the world and are immediately pushed back into Scootaloo by the winds.
>Looking down, you see the small girl below you has the wind knocked out of her.
>You decide to pick her up and foster her on you until she can walk normally again.
>But that's where the normal ends.
>The waters and winds are fierce as you trudge on through.
>Many more relatives of Stu go by you as you try to dodge the rest of the debris.
>Shit's bad.
>In order to keep from being blown away, Scoots holds onto you for her life.
>The trudge isn't any easier for either of you, though.
>Bits and pieces of various things occasionally ram you, and you nearly lose your footing in the rushing water.
>On your way through, you see the car of one of those Crystal Prep kids flipped over.
>Fucking hell.
>Glad you didn't take the car.
>Walking past the scraps of metal, you can see the school in the distance.
>Pressing on, you fight the forces of the storm as best you can.
>Until you feel a bit lighter than you used to.
>”ANON!”
>Oh fuck.
>Looking behind you, you see Scoots is fighting being thrown into the air by holding onto a lamppost.
>Running back to her, you grip onto her as tightly as you can to keep her from going off.
>The school inches ever closer.
>Grass crunches beneath your shoes as you and Scoots begin to reach the entrance.
>Relief hits you like a gentle ocean breeze when you enter into the doors
>You and Scootaloo collapse in the interior, holding onto each other stuck in your previous survival mode.
>Fuck what anyone thinks, both of you could have died out there.
>Both of you need this hug right now.
>>26933559
Survival hugs best hugs.
>>26933559
Why are they going to school in the middle of the apocalypse?
Shouldn't they be looting, screwing, or praying?
>>26916157
bump
>>26933620
> They should be screwing
See, that's what I'VE been saying!
>>26933620
>>26934776
Anyone remember that thread with anon trapped in a blizzard with the CMC, where he ends up bedding each of them?Good times
>>26934849
*cough* you remember that anon who was writing for that thread but wound up in hospital for a while and couldn't finish his story?
... :|
>>26935271
I do - you feeling okay now?
>>26935296
Yeah, don't know if I'll ever finish that story. It was a lot of fun to write though.
Maybe I'll take a stab at this one, or another thread if we ever get writebait threads back
>>26935304
Could work in Age Difference as well
>>26934849
What story was this and where can I read it?
>>26936007
http://pastebin.com/uZpEN319
>>26916157
bump
