Mods: not afuckingRP thread. It's a story/CYOAescue thing. Should be ok, looking at the sticky.
For people searching for the thread:
>"Seriously, you're on the computer again?"
>"You know sunshine isn't fatal to you, right?"
Here we await Writefag No. 8675309 so that the story can go on.
>>26907539
STOP WITH THIS ROLEPLAYING BULLSHIT
(it IS roleplaying and you know it)
>>26907539
>implying they banned it for being rp
>implying they aren't covering their asses
>eating scruffy's shit
I want a new op.
>>26907589
Go ahead, create a new thread if you want to and watch it be removed for flooding/spamming. And don't mind me, I'm just going to go back to munching some chocolate starfish.
Did 8675309 update the pastebin link for what was added before the nukes?
>inb4 no ;-;
>>26908353
Many writefags got banned boardwide.
>>26908353
No pastebin update, but you can find last thread here: https://desustorage.org/mlp/thread/26850732unrelated: don't post via X forwarded ssh, shit sucks
>mfw fucking faggot homo gays cant define roleplaying and think this is roleplaying thread
apply kill to selves
>>26908659
damn those scruffy fucks, ruining all the fun, kill joy faggots
>>26908715
>>26906578
READ you idiots. Just read.
>>26908731
It was like the Jedi massacre but with writefags. One by one they faded. I'm afraid that 8675309 may have been one of the many lost.
>>26908736
ive read that 5 times, printed copies of it, and plan to use it to wipe my ass every time i take a shit now, this is what i think of that post
>>26908824
the feels?
What happened? Why all muh threads are 404?
I thought this story was dead, thanks based OP!
>>26908836
I read it twice. Roleplaying as defined in most circles (and by the mod-post) is a conversation between two or more anons under pretend identities.
Making a prompt that is nothing but "I-as-pony did this, how do you react, anon-as-another-pony?" is roleplay. Allowing such two-bit prompts opens the door to a path that only goes downhill.
You know how on the other boards, if you make a request, you are required to post a certain amount of content yourself? It's just like that.
>>26908979
The scruffy finally decided to hold off being a faggot for the time being, thank molestia, now we can relax
>>26909148
point not clear, too much autism, please rephrase post in clearer understanding and meaning please
Other writefag here https://desustorage.org/mlp/thread/26850732/#q26857017
Since CYOA's are allowed how about you tell me if the Rainbow Dash scene should just be between Anon and Rainbow or should it involve the rest of the soccer team.
>>26909560
If you have some good reason for bringing in the rest of thefootballteam, go for it. Otherwise some vanilla Dash-Anon interaction would be fine by me.
>>26910290
Noted I was kinda leaning that way to begin with
>>26907539
>not sure if applied to this thread, butt fuck it
ANONS UNITE
FAGGOTS, AUTISTS, EVEN SHITPOSTERS
>Attention all anons, I the cumdump Mod, declare for all threads to be banned, when ever, where ever, 7 years no trial
We can not let these fuckers suppress us, tell us that we can't have safe legal fun, ruin our rights, bully us into thinking they can do what ever they please, the time has come anons, a revolution is here, let us rise up against these tyrants, and not stand for the BULLSHIT that they are saying, fuck them,
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S3ubag7dtn4
FREEDOM!!!
>>26911070
the fuck are you on about
>>26911318
join the cause and support your right as an anon of this board, or stay in the crossfire where you are
>join Mods
>join Anti-Mods
>stay bystander
>>26908697
Oh my fucking god I just caught up. writefag please come back i need to know how this ends
>>26911963
IKR we were just getting to date time with Dashie
>>26908824
surely not he updates every other day or so
>>26907539
>not a fucking RP thread. It's a story/CYOAescue thing
Where are the CYOA elements? I dont see 'em
>>26912580
Right here: >>26908697
There's a long ongoing story here, and this is a (non-exclusive) continuation thread.
If you bothered reading any of the other posts, you'd probably have figured that out by now.
And actually, the fact that there is a popular story that came out of a shitty two line prompt is explicit proof of just how much bullshit the whole idea of eliminating them is.
>>26907584
Isnt it just a greentext prompt? Still has its own degenerate flaws, but how can you compare it to roleplaying when its one guy writing the story?
Well, sketch bump
If the Anon is not a self insert, but a standing character on its own, its okay right?
Please Welcome
Anonymous Goal!
>>26914256
the problem isn't the anon but the faggot RPing as a pony.
Where did you even get the idea this had anything to do with anon?
>>26914269
Isnt Anon essentially a blank character, acting as a surrogate dick for degenerates? Thats pretty much RP in my understanding
>>26914313
Lets just go back to /co/ then if thats too much of a trouble
>>26908777
Nice trips
Bumpity
bumping for writefag again.
Rule 5. Ponies only—no anthro.
>>26908731
Once that sticky showed up I decided to pack my bags. Guess I'm just gonna be sticking with other boards for now.
>>26915521
okay see you tomorrow
This Suck's
>>26915555
Checked,
also i agree, mods do suck a lot of cock
>>26907539
Remember despite the rules most of the deletion yesterday was random and literally not because of it.
It's either: A rogue mod and the post is covering it, a new mod doing random shit before the other corrected him, or just our mod fucking with us, but ust calm down overall.
writefag when?
>>26918088
soon
>>26907539
CYOA is shit. Let it die.
Did the Scurffening realy kill'd n°8675309 ?
>>26908824
>>26918149
Not kill. Just had a 24 hour ban for creating the last thread that got pruned. But it is over, and I'm back. More green when I get off work.
>>26908353
I have everything saved in Notepad++, and there's desustorage as well, linked in the pastebin: http://pastebin.com/qDkgpC1N
In the event that I cannot post in a thread, I will leave notes in the pastebin, which I did during my ban.
>>26914256
>Another drawfag
Guys, seriously, you're gonna make me blush. I love it, drawfag.I'm also taking a liking to that version of Anon.
Pic unrelated.
>>26918539
Actually, pic related. It's me coming out of Scruffy's jail.
>>26918539
Welcome back! You're not alone in getting banned for making another one of these threads. I got a nice 24 hour ban as well.
Oh, well. I guess we're back in business. I'm glad this thread wasn't taken down. I know the thread has been monitored though seeing as off-topic posts have been deleted, which I guess is just fine.
>>26918539
Im the first drawfag man, not a new one
You are quite a bro yourself with that changing your story thing to that one with less drama, so I'll stick around
>>26919117
Also, I realized the pastebin is not updated until the last part. Can you so that mang?
>>26919242
I'll update the pastebin with absolutely everything before I post more here. I've been doing a fair bit of slacking with that.
Oh shit bump!
what happened to those anti mod fegits?
>>26907539
Been wandering where this thread went. Is it getting near the end or something writefag? You got plans to finish or you gonna write til you get bored
>>26907539
does RP stand for RainbowFutaDash Penis?
>>26920766
do you wanna kill yourself
>>26907539
Come up with a better OP then your greentext writefag bait then. You're not even trying at this point.
>>26920766
Rip paper
Rek posers
Roll posters
Rail police
Rice people
Russian Ponies
Rastafarian postulates
Rhino's party
Riding pirates
RUN PHOREST
Raiders piss
Rumors pictured
Remix playing
Relax pointing
Round prayer
Rusted pistol
Room part
Race pal
Rat's physics
Radio poop
Rug poisoned
Return please
Reduce Pyro
Road pyramids
River plants
Redstone pistons
Reading publications
RAM power
Ramadan public
Rest pills
Role pay
Regain preorder
Restart PC
Roaster pub
Rigged pesticides
Recommended portion
Rated porn
Remember Pascal
Recolor pastel
Real Pinkie
Restore plushie
Rhythmic pudding
Rising pH
Right politics
Rearranged pishing
Relationship parts
Rushing pigs
Revenge pigeons
Reused plastic
Recorded push
Retarded pilot
Risky plot
Rule's place
Raw pork
Rotten plastic
Rotational palace
Rainbow puns
Row path
Rich partner
Rhyming Pie
Raising pricks
Reduced prudence
Rollercoaster pride
Rarely paired
Reload penis
>>26921464
what do you think he wants, fegit?
>>26920766
RainbowDash Pants obviously?
>>26914256
WIP vector bump.
>>26922354
Damn, that's cute.
>>26922354
Damn man that looks very good.
>>26922354
Nice
I was just reading the thread that was pruned and i noticed that Writefag No. 8675309 mentioned something about a friend returning to michigan then something about a convention that was recent. There was one held in my town just a few days ago. I bet our glorious writefag lives near my town.
>>26925723
Find him and throw fucking flowers to his face. Also bump.
>>26907539
>>26925723
You must find the writefag.
>>26925723
If that town is Bowling Green in Ohio, then yes that is the convention I went to. I don't live there though. I AM a half-hour drive away though.I swear to God if one of you guys tracks me down and finds me I'm killing everyone in this story off George RR Martin style.
>>26925723
Dude you better give him a brojob, unless you're an faggot
>>26927337
:^)
#bump
still waiting
Bump!
Sorry for not posting yesterday. It was literally one of the worst days I've had all year, one of the reasons being that my PC crashed... and the cache for Notepad++ was wiped.
One of my favorite things about Notepad++ is that I can close it and it keeps all the text files and their progress stored away. So, I found that saving wasn't really a priority when writing that green.
And yesterday, I lost all progress I had made from the cop encounter and forward. I was fucking furious. I started searching through the Desu archives, copying and pasting everything into a new text file, but then when it came time to update the pastebin...
For those that don't know, I reformat each post into the pastebin to work around the lack of images or spoiler tags, to make it coherent. And seeing how much I had to do discouraged me from attempting yesterday.
I just finished it today, so the pastebin is 100% updated. And now I can continue the story. More green in a bit.
>>26930261
Jesus, man I'm sorry to hear about that shit, but I'm glad you were able to sort it out.
Not going to lie, I'd probably need a few days to cool down, or at the very least put a halt on the threads until the rest of the story was pre written and saved to be posted in its entirety. Glad to hear you're going to continue at this pace.
This green, and Dash in particular, is very cute, and I'm loving it for the most part so far.
Kek surprised this is still up, then again, its completely allowed to be here, as long as like some fegit don't shitpost or post porn, i dont see the mods being able to touch this thread
>>26930261
Damn I'm getting upset just reading that. Thanks for going through all that bullshit, you are really based
>>26930387
>>26930420
>as long as like some fegit don't shitpost or post porn
Shit.
>>26930448
Sshhhh it's okay he's gone now he won't hurt us
>>26930485
I hope so...
this still lives, kek, haven't been on this thread since monday, figured all of /mlp was nuked, guess it was a false alarm
>>26930683
>not pone
Absolutely disgusting
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m_1YCg6jcZQ
>>26930485
>>26930683
YU LIAR HE IS BACK
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>>26930565
Really, it kind of was. Board's actually mostly the same, just there's slightly more "ironic" prompt threads.
>>26930714
I'm so sorry I have failed my waifu
Forgive me apple
>>26930992
I prefer lemons
>>26931220
Well at least it's not pears.
>>26930565
This is a new thread. The old was pruned, and two attempts at recreating the thread resulted in bans for me and writefag. Fun times.
Also, more vector stuff. Can't say it came out as good as Rainbow on her own. Oh well. I also can't decide if I should make anon green or not.
>>26931768
I say green. Like in the car pic.
>>26932194
Oh, fuck off already. Leave that shit out of the thread.
>>26931768
Make him green famblam
>>26931768
Holy balls batman, this is awesome. Whatever did we do to deserve you drawfag?
>"Seriously, you're on the computer again?"
>"You know sunshine isn't fatal to you, right?"
>Not be Anon
>He turns around, looking at Rainbow Dash
"How did you get in my room?"
>She points at Norman, who's walking past Anon's room
>"Your brother let me in."
>Anon sighs with disappointment and mumbles something out of his mouth
>Probably going to skin him alive later
>He then proceeded to continue staring at his computer again
"What do you need, Dash?" He finally said
>"I was wondering if you can help me out with my problem..." She starts fidgeting her fingers
"Oh yeah? What is it?"
>"Well it's uhhh..."
>Anon turns around and instead focused his attention to her
"Well? What is it? C'mon spit it out."
>"I was wondering if you can hook me up with Soarin."
Will make more if you guys are interested.
>>26933274
Moar, I wanna see where this is going. Will smut be envolved?
>>26933274
>third person
Scruffy is stronger than I thought.
>>26933274
>>26933541
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jfp6oLr5-4E
>>26933274
someone say green? I heard someone say green.
I'll take green.
>>26933274
Moor
Mour
Mhor
Mör
More
>>26933274
If this doesn't end in Anon ploughing slutty Rainbow Dash I'm going to be rather disappointed in you writefag.
In other words continue.
>>26912822
If it is somehow roleplaying, then it's format is this:
Person 1: Says something
Person 2: Says everything else ever in respose to person 1
Person 3: Says everything else ever in response to person 1
Person n+1: Says everything else ever in response to person 1
Person 1: Never says anything else again ever.
If people consider that role playing, then they have some pretty one sided conversations.
>>26907539
bump
Power bump
>>26899323
>Be Anon.
>And it's starting to make sense now.
>When Norman "got it," he thought that you were taking Rainbow Dash out on a date.
>And considering recent events, it would make a lot of sense to him if you did.
>But you only wanted to spend time with a friend tonight, nothing more.
>Captain Planet seemed to have an "aha!" moment and was staring off like pic related.
>Norman, however, was still confused. "Wait, like, seriously?"
>You nod.
"Seriously, man."
>He scratched the back of his head. "You're taking a girl to a nice restaurant... but it's not a date?"
>You nod again.
>"You... tried to bankrupt yourself buying this girl a gift... but you see her as a friend?"
>There was a slight hesitation as you heard the words out loud, but you tentatively nodded once more.
>"Bruh, you literally got a second job for this girl... but you have no romantic interest in her?"
>That... wasn't entirely true, but you nod anyway.
>"Anon... Seriously, no judging, but are you gay? 'Cause none of this makes sense, bruh."
"I'm not gay, Norman."
>"Like... not even a little?"
"Not even a little."
>He leaned back in his seat, shaking his head. "Bruh, like, if that's how you treat your friends, man, I can't wait to see how you treat your girlfriend."
>The thought brought a grin to your face.
>You didn't mind the image of being a super-generous guy with friends.
>But you weren't entirely honest with Norman.
>You like Rainbow Dash.
>A lot, you think.
>And if you could have a more, intimate relationship with her, you would do it.
>But you don't want to risk her friendship, so you don't make any moves.
>It makes perfect sense.
>...So why do you feel the constant need to reassure yourself with it?
>You probably know why.
>Because you have a problem with second-guessing yourself.
>That's totally it, too.
>Self-esteem issues have caused you to be unsure with yourself.
>So you find comfort in self-reassurance.
>That's it.
>>26937832
Anon, man up and fuck her already. She's wanted you to for years but you're to oblivious and unconsious in love with her to realise it's more then friendship. So grow some balls, listen to you're friends. And dick her
>>26937832
>Be Anon.
>And no, that's not it at all.
>Sure, you have self-esteem issues.
>And sure, you second-guess yourself a lot.
>But you know that that's not the reason for the constant reassurance.
>No, the real reason?
>You were growing less satisfied with your reasoning.
>Logically, it made sense to you, but you were beginning to hate it.
>The part of you that wants to try and make something with Dash is getting louder.
>Maybe you're growing tired of waiting?
>This isn't the first time you've thought this, either.
>Every now and again, you'll have a lapse in reasoning like this, where you start dissecting your thoughts.
>And knowing that you do that, it really helps to frame a bigger picture in your mind.
>Are you just making excuses?
>Are your feelings for her stronger than you thought?
>Are you afraid of what she'll say?
>You enjoy being her friend.
>You've enjoyed being her friend for almost a decade.
>And now...
>It gets annoying after a while, constantly having these little clashes of thoughts in your head.
>On one hand, yeah, it makes sense to keep her as a friend.
>But on the other hand, you want to be closer to her.
>You want to be able to hold her when she has a bad day.
>You want those rainy days where you cuddle up on the couch and watch shitty movies.
>You want-
>...
>Holy fuck, your thoughts kinda derailed there.
>Norman is looking at you funny.
>"Dude, were you paying attention?"
>You shook your head and he rolled his eyes. "Dude, you got called up to the Principal's office."
>Pic related.
"Seriously? What the fuck even for, man?"
>He shrugged. "I dunno... Bruh, maybe it's for the thing at lunch."
>Oh that makes sense.
>An event at lunch where everyone records it with their phones and a girl is driven out in a teary mess?
>Yeah, it'd be stupid to think that the principals would stay out of that one.
"Alright, I'm going."
>"Text me the deets, bro!" Norman called as you left the room.
>Deets? Who says "deets" anymore?
>>26937977
Fuck yes!
Keep up the good work Writefag
>>26937977
>Be Rainbow Dash.
>And Rarity is scaring you.
>Pic related.
>She's sitting perfectly proper in her seat, eyes forward and attentively observing the lesson.
>Her facial expression is completely unchanging.
>But she's not taking notes in her notebook.
>She's tapping her pencil against it.
>Quickly.
>And forcefully.
>There's a torn, pitch-black smudge in the middle of her notebook where she has been brutally assaulting it with her pencil.
>The pencil broke the moment you told her you wanted dating advice.
>She's just been tapping the broken tip against the notebook.
>"Alright," the teacher called, "you may now work with a partner to complete problems one through-"
>Rarity did not hesitate to slide her desk up next to yours, the legs screeching on the floor and her desk audibly colliding with yours.
>The teacher gave her a weird look. "...problems one through six, everyone. You have the rest of class, whatever you don't do is homework."
>As the students began to reorganize themselves, you heard a very faint sound emerge from Rarity.
>A very faint, very high, "eep."
>"...Are you okay, Rar-"
>"It's Anon, isn't it?" she said in an excited, hushed tone.
>You got half a nod in when that eep came out once more, almost as quiet as the first.
>"I knew it. I KNEW it." the tapping stopped, and she took a long, ladylike breath.
"Geez Rarity, calm down."
>Rarity shook her head. "Rainbow Dash, you don't understand just how LONG the girls and I have been waiting for this to happen."
>You cock an eyebrow, and she continues. "Oh don't look at me like that, dearie! We all know how smitten you two were with each other. It was merely a matter of time before one asked the other."
>Was it really that obvious?
>The thought made your face heat up, and Rarity gently put an arm around you. "There's no need to be embarrassed, darling. We're all so very happy for you!"
>She removed her arm from you, and rested her head on her hands.
>"So tell Rarity what it is you need help with."
>>26938149
Goin' to work, that's all for now.
>>26938157
we await writefriends return
>>26933274
>Anon grinned like a man who lurks in a ylyl thread
>Save it it's yours my friend
"Rainbow Dash, captain of any kind of sports ball teams is asking me for a favour? You must be really desperate." He chuckled a bit.
>Dash just rubs her right arm.
"I assume you were too embarrassed to ask your friends."
>She just nods in response
"I can't blame you. Your reputation and your tomboyish actions can't get you a date."
>"Hey!"
>Anon puts up his hands in the air
>He then grabs his drink that was sitting next to his computer and proceeds to sip it
"So what's it to me Dash?"
>"400 bucks."
>Anon gulped his drink loudly
"Come again?"
>"400 bucks plus a date with Rarity if you pull this out really well."
"Fuck that m8 I'll take 500."
>Dash was confused for a second
>"What about a date with Rarity?"
"With that pompous bitch? Nah, just add another 100 and we'll call it a deal."
>Dash squinted her eyes at Anon
>"Can you keep this a secret between you and I?"
"Sure, as long as I can get my 500 then we're all set."
>He puts out his hands at Rainbow Dash
>"You're such a greedy bastard you know that?"
>She shook his hands
"Anything for cancer money and a few steam games." He stops shaking her hand. "Now get out of my room because I got a lot of thinking to do."
>>26931768
Naisu desu
>>26938387
>The next day
>Lunchroom
>The area is filled with noises and teenage spirit
>Anon is sitting alone in a table enjoying his grade-D meat tendies
>"Yo anon, what's good?"
>Well almost enjoying it
>It's Flash Sentry and his trusty blue spikey hair
"Nothing Frank just almost enjoying these tendies. Almost."
>He sits next to Anon
>"Wow. Are these even good?" He tries reaching for one.
>Anon swiped his hand off
"Don't touch my fucking tendies with your filthy normie hands bro."
>He looks at his hand
>"Oh you're right. C'mon man, can I have at least one? Sharing is caring you know."
"Fuck off mate."
>"Hold on, I'll be back. I'm gonna go to the restroom to wash my hands."
"No please take your time."
>2 minutes passing
>Anon finished his tendies
>He looked at his watch to check the time and proceeded to stand up and walk
>He then walked out the lunchroom and proceeded to walk to the track field
>Track field
>Anon sits on one the benches
>He then looks around scanning the area
>Oh hey there's Dash
>And Soarin
>Talking to each other
>They seem like a good couple
>Anon sees someone else
>Oh hey, it's Norman
>>26907539
It started as a role playing shit, with self inserting yourself. Delete this shit "story".
>>26938399
>>26938387
>norman shit
you have your shitty contention thread already, fuck off.
>>26938490
Get your panties out of a bunch, writefag's cool with other greens to pass the time, and I'm liking his anon so far. I only hope this wouldn't end in the cliche "gets with rainbow" routine.
>>26938517
>anon
oh great, another self insert RP bullshit. Hope this thread gets deleted.
>>26938534
>>26938758
Fuck off with your self insert. Wish more writefags were shitty attention whores like you.
>>26907839
Will you be drinking hotdog falvored water too?
>>26931768
Hope you dont mind I do a little edit with your picture, its a very splendid work btw, I just want to see it myslef how would Anonymous Goal looks like with a green skin,and maybe some of you would like that as well
>>26938832
Sticky slimy hotdog water, oh yes.
>>26938399
>Norman sees you and walks up to you
>"Hey dude."
"Sup bro."
>"So I heard your conversation yesterday with you and Dash."
"No shit. The door was wide open. For a reason."
>Norman smiles.
>"You need my help?"
>Anon grins back
"Course' I do. Can't pull this off alone. Also you brought her to my room so you have no choice but to help me."
>"You think I can get a portion of the cash?"
>Anon responds with a sigh
"I'll give you the 100 bucks."
>"Cool. Do you know what to do?"
"Not even even a bit. Though I was planning on just telling Soarin straight up that Dash likes him and yadayada."
>"I don't think Dash is going to like that idea."
"I think that sounds much better just to avoid talking to people."
>Anon then pulls off his box of cigarettes and lights one up
>"You're such an anti-social."
"You know me so well."
>Anon exhales the smoke
>"So, what's the plan?"
"I just need to have a conversation with Soarin right here."
>Anon stood up with his hands in his jacket pockets
"Wish me luck eh?"
>He walked towards Soarin who is high fiving his fellow sports friends
>Soarin turns around and sees Anon walking towards him
>Anon smiles, almost dropping the cigarette on his lips
>"Oh hey Anon, what's up?"
>He then puts his arm around his neck and pulls him away from the crowd
>Rainbow Dash saw Anon pull away Soarin
"Yo dude, that was great man. Anyways what kinda kinda girls do you like?"
>Soarin was taken aback by Anon's question
>"Where is this coming from?"
"Just a personnal reference mate."
>"What are you trying to steal the girls that I'm gonna date man?" He jokingly said.
"No,no. It's more like so I can avoid the girls that you're about to date."
>"So you're finally stepping up your game Anon?"
>Anon threw the cigarette and stepped on it. He then grinned at him as a response.
>"Alright. Well I guess I like a happy-go-lucky, cute girl with a nice plump ass."
"Would you be okay if she's a tomboy?"
>"Well I guess."
>Anon gives him a pat on the back
>>26938157You're great.
>>26941017
It's like an in between show keep it up anons
>>26941156
<page 10
unnecessary bedtime bump.
>>26927337
yeah man i live right nearby. did you see the girl cosplaying as tumblr?
post
>>26915555
>>26916888
>>26943444
Check'd bump.
Bumpin' with my cool kid name
Question, does the names replace just anonymous or even if you write a name? Let's try it. If it's just anon being replaced I'll bean edgy OC, if notwe could make a new edgy OC.
>>26946270
Ok, it replaces whatever. But I suppose trips should still work.
>>26946288
No, trips does not work. Fuck this shit.
>>26941017
MOOOAAAR
>>26945909
Rell!
Bump.
Well this is...
ah i got nothin to say
Page nine bump.
How would you describe Writefag's green?
I would say sweet. Not too cheesy, just the right amount.
>>26950010
Fucking cute.
Page 8 Bump.
As far as April Fools jokes go, this is pretty tame/lame compared to what I thought was going to happen
>>26950010
This.
>>26951050
And this.
post
Freedom!
the hell?
random names everywhere
>>26959408
April fools, senpai.
>>26959426
ive been on 4chan for almost a year now and never seen this
>>26959580
it's almost like that has nothing to do with it
>>26959408
April fools m8
>>26959408
>1st April
>>26959613
I realized that now. God, I'm such a newfag..
What a shit thread, it only has bumps. Purge this shit.
>>26962907
bump
bump?
I get off work in a half hour. I'm gonna eat dinner, and then I'm gonna write more green for you guys.
>>26964381
Writefriend didn't forget us.
>>26964381
Should all be out for me in the morning then, sweet. keep the thread alive while I sleepbrit fag and proundish
bump for writefag
i'm gong to trampolines. Here's a bump for you all.
>>26938149
>Be Rainbow Dash.
>Be rethinking this idea of yours.
>The one where Rarity gives you dating advice.
"Well, I guess... everything?"
>You didn't really know what categories there were.
>Or if there even WERE categories.
>...Yeah, you needed her help.
>Luckily, she was more than happy to oblige. "Well then let us start with a venue. Where is it that Anon plans on taking you?"
>You open your mouth to answer, but you can't quite recall what he had said.
>...oh wait it's because he didn't say.
>Parroting your thoughts to your friend, Rarity taps her pencil against the edge of the desk. "A surprise date? My, how romantic of him! Did he give any hints?"
"Just that he was picking me up and that we were getting food."
>Rarity held her head in her hands, deep in thought. "He could be taking you to a nice restaurant then. A bit cliché, but a solid first date choice nonetheless. Oh, but if only we knew which one!"
"Uh, why does it matter?"
>"So that you can dress accordingly!" Rarity told you.
>...
"Rare. I really don't think it'll matter too much what-"
>"But it DOES!" she exclaimed, cutting you off. "The outfit you choose holds exponential significance!"
>You roll your eyes at your friends' theatrics.
"I really don't think he'll care about what I'm wearing, Rarity."
>Rarity raised an eyebrow at the remark. "But of course he will! Darling, while Anon might not bat an eye should you arrive in your usual attire, he is guaranteed to take notice should you put forth the effort to look presentable."
>"In the right clothes," she continued, "you would be, 'blowing his mind' as you like to put it. You would leave a lasting impression on the boy."
>...it made sense.
"I... guess you're right. But I won't wear anything super frilly or over the top!"
>You wanted to impress Anon, not scare him off.
>"Absolutely! Something that-"
>The crackling intercom severed that thought.
>"Rainbow Dash, Anon Mous, please report to the Front Office."
>Pic related.
>>26966403
I could use those dollars on some fucking food right now.
>>26966403
That's all I can do tonight. Took me way longer to do that than I wanted, and I have to wake up in less than seven hours because I have to work tomorrow morning and I'm fuggin' exhausted.
But I can promise things will get a little faster-paced as we near the end of day two.
>>26966480
>Things will get a little faster-paced
Please don't. Take your time m8 nobody is pressuring you.
post
>>26967100
i took it as he'd post more.oh wait so did you. Um, he has more free time afterwards?
>>26966480
I like how there are parallels. both of them are getting dating advice that included "dress up nice" with the reasoning of "nobody cares if you don't, but if you do, Oh boy."
Bump before bed.It's 2am what is my life.who else is looking forward to a 50 and a 46 year old man wrestle tomorrow?
>>26907539
bump
FUCKING
>bump
>>26941017
This thread still alive? Might as well update this then
Guys
How does Rainbow Dash play soccer in boots? This trggered my autism more than anything else in eqg.
>>26970361
She's just that awesome.
>>26970361
but they aren't
>>26971315
Anon pls
>>26971769
Care to elaborate?
bumpo
>>26907539
bump
>>26970361
>That gif
Kek
>>26970361
Its not that hard, just like math
>>26970361
Kek
>>26973641
>>26976458
>>26971769
But seriously, have you ever tried playing soccer in tennis shoes? That shit is ridiculous.
Now imagine not being able to move your ankle to control the ball because your wearing boots.
Next she's gonna be running track in the damned things.
Oh yeah, and lewd bump.
>>26979469
I messed my undies
Now it's 4 am. I have school in 2.5 hours.
I really hope that writefag had an ending in mind, and not currently writing on the fly, because the last thing I want to happen to this comfy green is that for it to become unfinished and abandoned.
