"We're rising from the ashes of madness" edition.
It's time to praise our lovely Princess of the Night!
Previous Moon-day: >>26902435 (nuked)
Story archive: http://pastebin.com/He5X50m6Special thanks to /sun/bros for their refugee
Anytime.
>Special thanks to /sun/bros for their refugee
Wait, wait, wait. /moon/ was killed but /sun/ wasn't? What kind of shitshow is this?
>>26906669
Someone was just killing threads at random.
But we're back! Let's enjoy the Night
Did Loki ever go back to his advisor anon story?
>>26906976
Unfortunately, he got succumbed into darkness by his law school. I'm still hoping for his return.
>>26907028
Damn. Him, AutoAnon and Blood Moon Anon were all fun reads.
Any updates on those other two?
>>26907143
Quick look on the archive:
Loki is dead from June 2015
AutoPony is dead from December 2015
DWK is dead from January 2016
>>26907328
Well, shit.
Thanks again for the update, moonbro.
>>26907532
No need to thank.We're a family
>>26906740
Mods were deleting a lot of threads, it was more like a warning to some threads too.
But it's ok now
Pastebin's been updated (http://pastebin.com/AE7vLNuR), and I'll have some more story ready tonight. Happy /moon/day, friends.
Even Luna likes to praise the Sun:
>>26909576
...and of course, Celestia worships the Moon in her own way:
Celestia: 'I want to praise your sweet lips, dear sister'When Luna closes her eyes, Celestia quickly moves round the back and plants a big wet tongue-y kiss on Luna's cunt
How about some selfcest?:
The mystery, romance, and power of the Moon:
Nightmare moon a great.
>>26911282
Nightmare Moon a Sexy
>>26911457
Nightmare Moon a Slut.I fucking wish.
Quick recap, because it's been a while (for which I'm very, very sorry.)
Pastebin:http://pastebin.com/AE7vLNuR
>Anon lives in Canterlot Castle, some few hundred years after the events of the main MLP series.
>Every princess but Luna is gone, and no one knows or remembers why save Luna herself.
>Anon spends time with the aged princess, getting to know her and entering into her confidence.
>She assigns him the role of administrating the palace libraries, and in private meetings, begins to tell him the story of what happened to the other princesses.
>While this happens, a young unicorn colt named Ink Blot is taken under the wing of Anon at Luna's request, and assists him in his research and running of the library.
>When we last left Anon, he had just learned that Twilight died naturally, shortly after the natural deaths of her 5 friends.
Act 3, begin.
>26913057
>You arch your back, loudly and violently cracking the knots you've accumulated over yet another day hunched over your candlelit desk.
>Laying down your quill, you survey your workspace, taking in the damage.
>Several broken and scattered quills lay about the desk's surface, atop piles of paper, scrolls, and among various pots of ink and other refuse.
>It's a right mess, but at the centre of it all, is another immaculately written, impeccably sourced, and incredibly tidy essay.
>It's a synthesis on the economic decline of Equestria, and you can only hope it's addition to the archives will be (at the very least) informative to the nobles and court scholars.
>To say the least, you're proud of it.
>As you very well should be; you've spent too many long nights working on the damned thing.
>For a short while, you simply lay back in your chair, content to stretch out, and think of nothing in particular with a self-satisfied smile on your face.
>You're knocked out of your inattention, however, by the guttering sputter of your faithful candle on the desktop.
>You could swear you'd replaced it just a few hours ago.
>Confused, you look over at the window.
You could have sworn the sun was still high in the sky when you had last checked, but judging by the position of the moon, it was clearly drawing close on midnight.
>You had definitely lost track of time in a big way, some time during the day.
>With that in mind, you get off your chair, and stretch your legs wearily.
>You should be asleep by now, but you knew that the adrenaline rush that came with the completion of a project wouldn't let you sleep if you tried.
>Clearly, a celebration was in order.
>>26913408
>You feel around under your desk until your hand grazes the familiar texture of cool glass.
>Vanhoover single malt whiskey.
>Very appropriate.
>You fetch an old flask from deep within your desk's drawers, and fill it with the delicious amber liquid.
>Your dark work done, you look out your window once again.
>The air is crisp and clear, and the full moon hangs low and heavy in the sky.
>It would be a crime to let such a night go to waste.
>You throw on your coat and boots, and make for the castle halls, the freedom of the night intoxicating you with every breath you take.
>You wander down towards your room without even really thinking about it, and are about to pass it by before you stop yourself.
>You're not entirely sure why, but you decide to stop inside.
>You enter your washroom, and inspect yourself in your small silver mirror.
>You're scruffierhehthan you remember yourself being, and you reflect on the fact that your lifestyle lately hasn't really been very conducive to hygiene.
>You're about to leave the room, but something stops you as you set your hand on the door's handle.
"Ah, fuck it."
>You re-enter the washroom, remove your jacket and shirt, and set up your razor and shaving soap.
>20 minutes or so later, you re-inspect yourself in the mirror.
>Much better.
>You make your way back into the tenebrous hallways, ready to strike the night again with a strangely renewed confidence.
>It's not like you had a special someone in your life to look good for, but the attempt at keeping up your appearance just felt right, on a night like tonight.
>Besides, as make your way down the halls, you realize you know exactly where you're going.
>Smiling widely, flask swishing happily from within your coat pocket, you appreciate the familiarly dilapidated halls.
>Spiderwebs coat the walls, ivy grows within the wall's cracks, and the windows (where they aren't broken outright) sport a musty patina.
>>26906443
>>26906669
Fuck off.
You're banned. Noctis fags
>>26913625
Glad you're back, Horsa.It's good to have you here
>>26914852
We're waiting, Anon
Bump
>>26915281
God, this stare.
>>26915281
[Incredulity Rising]
>>26912826
>Nightmare turns from a dark, cold, serious horse into a playful, cuddly, and horny mare by just one boop of the nose.
Mistress Luna is here
>>26914325
Glad to be back, friend.
>>26913625
>Luna's garden is bathed in the silver glow of the full moon's light, the flowers and fountains shimmering palely in the night.
>The beautiful visual spectacle, combined with the heady perfumed fragrance of the exotic flowers, lends the scene a mystical, ethereal air.
>"Ah, Anonymous. We had a feeling you'd be here."
>Luna's appeared from some path hidden within the bushes to your right, walking sedately up to the centre of the small courtyard.
>Her silvery hair shimmers with starlight, billowing softly in the night's cool breeze as she serenely examines her surroundings with cloudy eyes.
"Well, with a night as beautiful as this, how could I resist an opportunity to visit your garden?"
>"We're glad you appreciate it, dear Anonymous."
>Luna's walked over to a stone fountain occupying most of the empty space of the garden ahead of the door, and swishes her hoof around in the water absentmindedly.
>You walk up to her side, taking your flask out from within your coat pocket.
>She eyes it curiously as you unscrew the and take a small sip.
"Just some celebratory whiskey. Want some?"
>She grabs up the flask in her aura, waving it around curiously and smelling its contents.
>"We don't partake often... What, pray tell, are we celebrating?"
>You shrug, and lean up against the fountain next to her.
"Just the completion of important literary work, and a beautiful night."
>Luna nods decisively.
>"Very well Anonymous, we shall drink to that."
>She raises the flask in her aura, and holds a hoof to her chest.
>"To academia."
>She takes hearty swig of the drink, and passes it off to you.
>You raise it in kind, doing your best to look as sombre and serious as you can.
"To beautiful nights."
>>26917963
Waiting for more, moonbro.
>>26917308
I don't know if this disturbs me or not.
How did /moon/ like the season 6 premiere? It was nice to see both Luna and Celestia get some screen-time.
>>26920654
Yeah, the cloud fight was pretty cool desu.
>>26920654
Liked it quite a bit. I'd have thought it was a good episode regardless, but it's always nice nice to see Luna out and getting to do cool stuff.
Makes me wonder what he friendship with Cadence is like, now that I start thinking about it.
you guys like Luna in armour? I do.
>>26922258
Yes sir
>>26922258You should better ask, who doesn't
>>26923403
Spess armour is pretty great too.
Wow, ded thread, eh?
Goodnight bump, and a nightly reminder to love and appreciate the night, and to look up at the moon and let it into your heart every now and again.
>>26924436
as dead as Celestia's seasonly script.
>>26924436
/moon/'s always been pretty slow as far as I can remember. Not sure about when the threads first started, but today's threads are about as lively as they were a couple years ago.
>>26926177
But hey, we're still comfy here.
>>26926177
We were crazy fast last summer...but I think I like slow /moon/ better.I miss the thread when it's not up.
>>26925700
HA HA
>>26926331
Exactly
Get off page 9, fags.
>>26920654
it was meh
the cloud fight was meh
the baby was meh
the plot overall was meh
>>26920654
>Luna and Celestia aren't naturally born alicorns
And they just mentioned that by the by like it was no big fucking deal. I bet they won't bother telling us how they ascended anytime soon, or ever. I'm upset.
Anyway; how do you feel about the recent changes in moderation; do you think it was all intentional or just a cover up for a moderator who either messed up, was trying to stir shit or was butthurt about something?
>>26928943
Celestia and Luna were canonically born alicorns, refer to Big Jim's, Faust's and Merriwether's twitter acocunts, and the journal of the two sisters; Haber simply doesn't watch the show or any of the complementary material, I doubt eh even cares. Taje into mind that no one who worked on the first two seasons of the show were involved on the development of this one so expect a lot of this sort of shit (bad product placement and contradictory canon) to happen a lot.
>>26928990
So since both versions are technically canon are we going to have fags fighting over which version is more canon, not having one unambiguous canon proof to end it? Twitter posts and that journal aren't any more canon than the comics, to my knowledge this is the only in-show hint that we got about their origins. What if the writers just decide to roll with it and add more lore backing up ascension?
Canon.
>>26929255
No actually, the specific twitter posts are direct word of god, meaning the are THE canon, not just one interpretation, and the line in the episode was apparently ambiguous enough for Jim to do damage control for Haber, "do you remember being born" It's what Jim said.
The comics and books are extended canon; you can ignore them if you want but when questioning any event handled in them they are the default answer. The books on the other hand are actual canon, not just supplemental; the journal itself even appears and it's quoted in the show itself.
>What if the writers just decide to roll with it and add more lore backing up ascension?
And completely fuck it up like in season 4? no thanks.
>>26928943
>Luna and Celestia aren't naturally born alicorns
They said there were no other alicorns born "in the history of Equestria." First thing I thought was that it meant they predate Equestria. It'd explain why the three founding tribes had the sisters on their flag.
>>26928943
>Luna and Celestia aren't naturally born alicorns
Haber is a faggot. They are. Even with simple logic you can come to that conclusion:
In the journal of the two sisters it is stated that alicorns age very slowly, and it is confirmed in the show because they are very old
Yet Cadance aged normally, since she was smaller when she foalsitted Twilight
This implies that there are two types of alicorns, and since we know Cadance was made one, the only explanation of why Luna and Celestia are different is because they were born like that.
>>26929255
>which version is more canon
the one that was established by the real writers, those who actually created the canon.
>What if the writers just decide to roll with it and add more lore backing up ascension?
You can't simply change something that has already been said. Let's say a writer doesn't like Twilicorn: he can't possibly write an episode pretending the whole thing just never happened. Haber did this kind of error because he doesn't know a thing about the show and he probably doesn't give a fuck either, judging by his twitter responses about this whole thing
>Luna thread
>No Billy Joel
Let's rectify that.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5OurgbLABks
Couch fucker.
>>26928251
>>26917181
Thus: >>26911457
Especially now Luna is now completely psychologically secure (and content) because of ponies believing in her, and the Tantibus is gone forever, whilst she uses her 'terrifying' Nightmare Moon aspect to scare the fillies & colts on Nightmare Night, otherwise Nightmare Moon represents Luna's more sexual side.
Socially, an elegant & magnificent mare who is a seductress, whose luscious body exudes dark passions, and entrances all who look upon her. In the bedroom, her lusts are unimaginable, and the pleasures she gives stallions - and mares - leaves them with smiles that can only be removed with an industrial laser.Tl;dr: Nightmare Moon = Princess Molestia
Princess Nightmare Moon is prettiest Alicorn in lingerie
>>26932611
...and sexiest in stockings.
>>26932611
Unf
>>26932857
>Nightmare Moon in lingerie & stockings
>Unf
...enjoy:
>>26933090
Thanks m8
>>26933117
Nursemare Moon will cure you of what ails ya:
>>26933261
My dick is starting to hurt now.
>>26907328
>DWK is dead from January 2016I'm sorry. I love you guys, I miss you, but all that writing was destroying my liver. I'll be back someday. <3
>>26933324
>>26933444
mother of repeating digits
>>26928943
Totally this >>26928990 >>26929377 >>26929401 >>26929406
>>26933444
You're killing me anon.
>>26933444
>33444
A full house of Sexymare Moon requires more of this magnificent mare:
>>26917308
>dominatrix
...although Luna wouldn't be averse to some gentle & sensual domination:
>Filename
...yes, she has.
>>26933659
>>26933659
Just for you anon
>>26933659
Nightmare Moon: Goddess of Sex
>>26934290
>>26934298
More of Luna's plot is required:
>>26933507
Posting my all-time favourite Egyptian pony pic (and by Lovelyneckbeard). Your argument is valid.
>>26933507
Egyptian themed horses are pretty great. If Celestia's equivalent is Ra, who's Luna?
Boop
uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu
>>26934826
Why that would be Khonsu, god of the moon, protector of travellers and wildlife, and supposedly the slayer of enemies to the pharoah's rule.
>>26935415
>tfw I missed the loona threads
I guess that's what I get for living under a rock
>>26936112
it wasn't that great, maybe the first 3 or 4 threads. It was fun at the beginning but it turned boring because we were getting nowhere.
Then it turned into a attention/tulpa thread, or something like that.
Ride slow
>Page nigger
Nigger nigger nigger.but mostly Luna.or loona
>Page 7 is now the last page
Shiet
>>26937530
Relax. We had some cadanceposting, nothing more. Page 10 will be back when new threads will come
Hey, does anyone know what that song that played during Halloween was?
>>26935415
>No "It's not ghey if it's on the moon."
I know wrong source, but same game
>>26934372
>Luna's plot
Here you go.This one is my favourite by far.
>>26934372
>>26934826
>If Celestia's equivalent is Ra
...also the 'Aten':
>>26936949
hey, someone caught that post I missed when I accidentally reloaded the page
>inb4 no hooves
>>26943161
Pony, Human, as long as it's Luna...!
>>26943329
I'd much prefer >yes hooves
>>26943557
This
Haha
>>26943329
Agreed, human luna can be pretty great.
Or human Nightmare Moon.
>>26943674
Whoever sent that noteyour mom's a hoe
>>26943777
Trips confirm
>>26943777
>>26945773
>>26945773
>>26945785
Come on guys, post ponies.
>>26946414
for (you)
>>26946414
But they are good, r-right?
>>26947198
Nothing wrong with > no hooves proper moonfags should love Luna regardless of whether she has hooves or not.
>>26947198
no
And I thought about you today
>>26948840
Fuck you, Maud.
This just got posted. Fucking unf.
>>26950376
Top unf
>>26950376
Haha i think I can see her thigh!
>>26952307
That's fuckin' dirty m8.
>>26952318
Whatcha gonna do about it, huh?
>>26952354
Post more tease, obviously.
>>26952564Thank you
>>26952718You're welcome.
>>26952810
That link lies. I don't see the original under that artist's name.
>>26952944
Got your back, my man.
https://derpiboo.ru/682864
>>26953076
Appreciate it.
>>26906443
So, I ask again.
Where my /moon/bro's at? Kinda lonely here.
>>26953286
right here bro
>>26953373
Are you the anon that gave me the link?>>26953076
>>26953411
no, i found it with a reverse image search and figured you would too
>>26953513
Was feeling a little lazy is all.
So, how's the night going?
Why do you like Luna, /moon/?
Her looks?
Her character?
What part of her attracts you the most?
>>26953980
its going alright, playing vidya until im too tired to keep going then ill head to bed
>>26954039
shes been through a lot and i want to make her as happy as possible
>>26954039
"Cute and adorable" sums up a part of luna fairly nicely.
>>26954070
playing Division by any chance?
>>26954079
planetside actually
never played any tom clancy games
>>26954093
Server?
>>26954119
memerald
>>26954131
>memerald
Well, I guess I'll continue having fun on Connery.
>>26954149
Same here! What faction?
>>26954149
>>26954152
y-you two have fun
>>26954152
The one that gets the bonus checks.
And I have a TR alt I haven't touched in months.
>>26954093
Bummer. You should try it out.
>>26954164
Sweet. Same here!
>>26954192
>>26954093
The Division is super fun. I got like 70 hours in it so far.
>>26954160
Thanks f@m.
/moon/fags appreciate their vidya. How about that.
>>26950376
>>26952564
>>26952810
Luna in stockings is sexiest Alicorn.
Silky horsiery against her long luscious legs get her so hot, she drags the nearest stallion (even one of the Royal Guard) into her bedchamber for a long night of savage rutting.
...the next morning, she's laid on her bed utterly contented & sated, and said stallion staggers out with a smile on his face that can only be removed with an industrial laser.
>>26954715
Need green of this.
bumpan
>>26954715
Are socks fine too?
>>26955490
More than just fine
>>26933429
wait what how does writing destroy ones liver toxins destroy livers
the fuck are you using as ink anon
>>26943557
no hooves can be sexy but hooves is even more sexy
>>26956706
I think he's implying that he can't write sober.
>>26954831
Waiting.
Shes certainly a night mare
>>26957486
She's*
>>26957596
Shush
>>26932611
NIghtmare moon is sexiest alicorn
FTFY