Is it safe yet? Edition
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>>26905656
"It ain't, son! Get outta here 'fore they git your ass!"Rancho
>>26905656
You should have waited Anon
>>26905656
reported
>>26905656
just wait until tomorrow or something
>>26905656
I hope
Wew, that was fun.
>>26905804
It was something alright.
what happened?
>>26905842
super spooky
>>26906140
mod started deleting a lot of generals
>>26906164
It wasn't just generals faget.
He was deleting random threads indiscriminately.
OK things seemed to have calmed down. Mod must have went crazy, and I bet some other mod told him to knock if off
>>26906164
the mods are doing good work then
>>26906183
All the threads that got deleted weren't RGRE enough
It happened. There's a sticky now. Don't roleplay.
Let's move on.
>>26906905
This is what happens when you let colts run a website, amiright?
>King Sombra was actually a kind, responsible ruler
>Celestia and Luna deposed him because he's a colt
>Or so Sombra's ghost tells Anon, who decides to fight the power
>>26906905
>tfw none of the nuked threads I was in (and they were a lot) contained any form of roleplaying
what the actual fuck.
>>26907204
mod went full autism
>>26907204
That's how scruffenings work around here. Shit gets burned down en masse, the earth gets salted, and afterward you learn what was the catalyst was.
>>26907204
Mods went full-retard and don't want to admit it. Their story about roleplaying is just damage-control.
>>26907295
Maybe. Maybe not.
The fact remains that we've got our share of roleplayers and we need to start reporting them more frequently.
>>26907329
nigga i aint reporting sheeiiit
>>26907348
yeah, me neither
fuckin narcs
>>26907348
We got deleted while other threads didn't. Do what you need to, but I don't see how not reporting helps us out in the event something like this happens again.
>>26907386
They deleted threads at random. How many times does this need to be said.
>>26907386
Lots of threads without anything remotely looking like role-playing got nuked too.
While it can be fun to be able to report that lame "sexist Bonbon" role-player, this wave of deletion was nothing but a mod nuking shit for giggles.
>>26907295
Absolutely. There has never actually been a problem with roleplaying on the board.
There has, however, been a huge problem with literal retards not understanding the difference between "writing fiction" and "roleplaying."
Hint: roleplaying requires a fucking conversation taking place and involves more than one individual. Ie. Content producing generals are very obviously not roleplaying.
>>26907538
I'd agree with most of that. Content production isn't roleplaying, but as >>26907448 pointed out the bonposter is a roleplayer and there are a few others that do as much as well. RGRE isn't a roleplay thread per se, but roleplay goes on in it.
>>26907602
>RGRE isn't a roleplay thread per se, but roleplay goes on in it.
One guy being a faggot (and very frequently being called a faggot) does not, and should not, reflect on the rest of the thread. Last time I checked, we don't exactly have any means of keeping faggots away from /mlp/.
If the administrators want to give us the capacity to ban posters from our threads, then let's go. But that's not going to happen, and this whole "roleplaying" issue is just a big, obvious, damage-controlling lie.
>>26907701
>One guy being a faggot (and very frequently being called a faggot) does not, and should not, reflect on the rest of the thread.
I agree completely. RGRE routinely produces good green, and has fairly solid discussions that more or less remain on topic. However, as said, we do have our roleplayers and I think it'd be better if we reported them more often. That way it does send a clear message that those posters are outliers and aren't good examples of what this thread does.
>But that's not going to happen, and this whole "roleplaying" issue is just a big, obvious, damage-controlling lie.
Maybe it is and maybe it isn't. For as much as I'd like to, I'm not reading into things. I'm just looking t things on the surface, and if the mods have, for whatever reason, stated that roleplay will be a focus of moderation then it doesn't hurt to point out when someone is breaking that rule.
I'd rather one faggot get banned than the thread get pruned.
Maybe we should move on though, yeah?
So, how would RGRE unicorns work? Given that magic is inherent in hornypones, they're going to use it to some degree right? Would they get pushed into the RGRE equivalent of chick magic, or would they just be told to hang out and look pretty?
Discuss.
>>26907867
The Bon poster hasn't been up to his shenanigans, for almost 2 threads, so your point in reporting him is both retarded and moot.
>Defending Scruffy
The fuck is wrong with you?
>>26907204
>CYOA's aren't roleplay because they have a singular author that take suggestions from others
>Writefag threads are roleplay because one or more Anon writes multiple disconnected stories that are rarely related in anyway outside of the thread's theme.
>Threads are not related to MLP outside of the OP
>Besides the setting, characters, and the fact that it is about ponies which this rule 1 of /mlp/ specifically states it is about ALL animated ponies
>>26907925
Considering most unicorns (Excluding plot relevance and Sparkle Sue) have little to no magic other than telekinesis and a bit of talent related stuff, it's probably not really much of a thing.
Can we PLEASE get back on topic before the mods swoop down and ban us all?
>>26908026
I'm assuming your implying unicorn stallions. Their magic would be home based, though I'm sure "Magical Colts" are a thing.
>>26908039
On topic: When are we gonna get more story updates?
Because I'm all about story updates over here.
>>26908121
I bet all the writefags are banned.
>>26908149
Why do you think my trip is down.
>>26908056
I meant the attitudes between what is and isn't appropriate for "colt magic" probably isn't much of a thing, since the average unicorn knows an average of 2 to 3 spells.
Though colts, based on what's expected, may tend to have more home based cutie marks, and thus magics.
>>26908056
>Magical Colts
rip magical girl anon
OP google docs is missing a lot of links anyone got a link to comfy's paste and that one Anon who wrote a Rarity story recently can't seem to find it.
>>26908121
Uh so did we die? I was going to ask for some advice o whether or not Anon's want lewds in the Applejack is lonely story I was writing. I am on the fence about it as I don't think I can write good clop and prefer letting Anon's make their own ideas for lewds after all a good author is one that can make the audience fill in the Blanks for themselves r8ght? Look at the Stephen myer books
>>26905690
Fuck you we were on topic.
>>26909491
Pastebin pls. I can't find your stuff.
>>26905656
SACRIFICE THE MODS TO THE PONY GODS
>>26907386
Faggot mod we are not covering for you boot lickers and your fuck ups, use pic related if you want improvement.
>>26909491
I'm fine without forced lewd, but I am wondering what exactly you had intended to write otherwise - I'm not sure where that story was going.
It was interesting and all, but it seemed like all roads led to porn.
>>26908149
Am currently banned, can confirm.
>>26907413
Looks like they did this.
>>26908014
This faggot is scruffy.
>>26909491
mods went on a killing rampage.
>>26909593
god damn mods.
>>26909491
> I am on the fence about it
I personally don't care for clop so them doing the deed off screen seems fine to me.Broken Herd story resolution when
>>26909491
Lewd, need it from the panic attack of gay mods burning the earth.
so I come in and this big faggot cadance is staring at me and my catalog looks like a nuclear wasteland, What exactly happened?
>>26909491
Just try it. The best way to get okay at something is to practice it.
>>26909731
did you even read the thread
>>26907146
Massively underrated post
So if we can't "ROLEPLAY", where do we go for greentext? Will we ever see Shukaku or Comfy or Analplug or LaP again?
>>26909997
Greentext in third person? Prose?
>>26910025
>You are Anon and you do a bunch of bullshit
This count? Because if that's bannable then fuck this gay earth
>>26909997
green is still allowed, just not prompts with the same image posted all the time like Hi anon and IWTCIRD stuff. The way I understand the sticky, generals are allowed and prompt threads are not.
But actually its just a coverup by the mods to cover for some mod going on an autistic rampage and the rules are unchanged.
>>26910074
'You are X' is bad form anyways
Maybe this will finally break that rather annoying habit
I planned to post my RGRE story involving a Grineer, but I guess I'll wait longer. Friggin Scruffy.
>>26909997
I don't think greentext is banned. I honestly think that calling it roleplay is a huge stretch. If the shitty green prompts bothered the mods so much they should have just made a new rule against spamming those threads, instead of trying to call it something its not. I don't think the latest purge was really about roleplay or spam, else the generals wouldn't have been massacred.
>>26910077
yeah so what's the story on that? Nobody gave any number of shits about roleplaying until this one faggot nuked the board
so green is good. I can post green without being banned for the most part.
Fuck it. Somebody has to be the first one, and if y'all are gonna be little colts about it, I'll do it.
>Be Anon.
>Be displeased.
>This is the third time this week Rarity had come home drunk.
>Normally she wasn't much of a drinker, but with... recent events, she had been under a lot of pressure to preform.
"You're late"
>"Oh, oh certainly not A*hic* Anonymous. It's hardly te-"
>As the words leave her mouth, the bell atop town hall rings twelve times.
"You were saying?"
Is everyone buying the roleplay thing, that was a lie to cover their asses for burning a bunch of on topic threads.
>>26910143
Continue.
>>26910212
Uh... I literally just shit that out in about a minute. The point was that green is safe to post. I have no idea where I would go with it.
LaP if you're still alive and survived this shitshow give us a sign, any sign, even a "Go fuck your self will work."
>>26910374
Go fuck yourself.
>>26910393
Shukaku20, have you been drinking again?
>>26910393
It's like Voltron, but not the cool lion one, the one with the trucks.
>>26910423
I think LaP is roid raging again.
>>26910501
Power Rangers areor rather, werecooler anyway
>>26910374
I'm alright. Writing a story about Anon in a booty judging competition.
>>26910523
yeah. how long are the bans anyways.
>>26910523
Wouldn't it be funny if Shukaku20 and LaP were the same person? Hell, if several of our content creators were one person? That might explain the long droughts we have.
>>26910535
Fuck yeah, dick is ready.
>>26910547
>>26910547
I wish I were the fusion of my two favorite writefags, then I would know all the green before it even got posted.
Alas, I am just a shitposting anon.does pretending do be a writefag combo count a role-playing? Don't tell Scruffy
>>26910651
the fuck? Swear this has to be a fucking CYOA lover getting mad we produce better shit.
>>26910651
That's what happens when you get a PMSing mod
>>26910651
You might have a similar IP address to someone who's banned.
Shining Armor and Cadance are such good parents!
>>26910902
>Be Anon
>Be facepalming.
>Venus laughed as she saw the video her Aunt Celestia had shown her.
>Recorded without Cadence and Shining's knowledge of course.
"Celestia, why did you do this?"
>The eldest alicorn simply smiled in the soft yet smug way of hers.
>"I have no idea what you're talking about, Anonymous. I just wanted Venus to see the new Princess."
>Fucking alicorns.
>>26910535
Didn't someone write that already?
>>26910994
>tfw Shu's canon says only a human can impregnate an alicorn.
>Mexican Candydance had to steal Anon's jizz.
>Flurry is Anon's daughteru too.
>>26911057
oh jeez
>>26911057
Flurry probably isn't even going to exist in Shu's story so it's not like it matters at all.
>>26910651
I'm a stupid nigger. If you're banned, how are you posting?
>>26911606
>>26910748
Yup. I once had a three day ban for some shitpost made on /vg/. Except I've never been on /vg/ in my life. I'm also too much of a scrub to change my IP and get around it. Shit sucked.
>>26909537http://pastebin.com/u/ComfyPlaceSorry it took so long friendo, here's a link.
>>26909588
Well no, that wasn't the idea really, was aiming for more slice of life type things that were cute and hinted at lewds. After all it's starring Applejack just trying to outlast Anon and her attempts to get help for it.
Much to her ire Anon won't have it.
I dunno I just write this stuff man.
>>26911940
>a story about aj getting fucked until her eggs are scrambled
>no sex scenes
>Anon is in Equestira
>Sleeping with Celestia
>Sexiest GILF in the land
>Um then there was some sort of conflict
>It was a dragon
>Not just any dragon, it was a lady dragon, yeah.
>She wanted to get sum fuk too
>"Please let me fuck your human"
>"He's sleeping, get out of my bedroom"
>Dragon begins to whisper "Come on I need that dick"
>Celestia shoves the dragon out with magic
>Celestia cuddles the human while it sleeps
>"It's good to be the princess"
>>26912054
Aw man, he could've ended up with some kickass dragon babies.
>>26912087
Bard Anon best Anon, if it wasn't for all the child support payments.
>>26912118
>implying there's child support in equestria
>implying if there was the stallions would have to pay for it
>implying they can force him to pay when he's always traveling
>>26912134
Implying Bardanon isn't a loving father.>>26912118
>>26912165
His army of kids must be terrifying.
>>26907867
or, they see this thread attracts the role players and they kill it every time it gets posted.
>>26908014
if i remember right, this was the one board that allowed you to use an "avatar" which more or less encouraged role play when it was introduced, when did shit change?
>>26912134
Have we done a story where someone, not necessarily Anon, has/had to pay child support?
>>26912181
If it has a womb, fill it with seed.
>>26912227
No incest, GTFO.
>>26912239
As much as I like incest, I was only showing the result of a proper insemination, and that no species is exempt when youact a bard god.
But just for you, here.
>>26912302
Is the one on the right just an older version of the one on the left? Sometimes I can't tell with satyrs.
>>26912380
I think the original idea was normal universe meets lewd universe. I prefer temporal displacement.
But yes, they're the same one either way.
>>26912087
>"In their tongue he is dovakihn: Dragonfucker!"
>tfw you will never use your Shouts to give spectacular oral to sexy dragons
>>26913107
Anon creates his own shout.
Gaan Rel Kiir
His harem is truly legendary in size and diversity of species.Stamina Dominate Child, if you were curious.
>>26913450
>Dominate Child
implications
I'm going to repost my latest update for the story, which I posted before mods started deleting shit at random.
Story pastebin: http://pastebin.com/Em6XP4gt
>"Y-You want to do WHAT?!"
>Twilight couldn't believe what she just heard.
>You sighed audibly.
"I want to help a mare control her bad drinking habits, Twi."
>Maximum Purple took a few steps in your direction and put her hoof on your thigh.
>A faint blush bloomed on her cheeks when she touched you and you knew why.
>Normally, a stallion touched so casually by a mare, even a friend, would become flustered, or agitated very quickly and would try to leave the conversation asap.
>Twiggy knew you were different tho.
>"W-Who is she, Anon? How long do you know her, that you, a stallion, want to help her like that?"
>You gently grabbed her head with both of your hands.
>Her blush became more visible and pupils grew in her eyes.
>Fuken princess of virginity, man.
"Listen to me, Twi. I'm gonna pretend that I didn't hear that "but you're a stallion" comment just now and skip the fact that you literally send ponice after my human ass this morning. Work with me here. That's all I ask for, alright?"
>Looking at you with her enlarged pupils, she didn't say anything, or even nodded.
>God dammit, Twiggles!
>You took your hands off of her head and snapped your fingers before her eyes.
>"Huh?! W-What? O-Oh, right! S-Sorry, Anon! I'm listening to you now!"
>To say the truth, you weren't convinced about it, but rolled with it nevertheless.
"Yeeeah... So, the mare's name is Berry Punch and I met her last night when-"
>All of a sudden Twilight became very loud.
>"BERRY PUNCH?! Anon, you want to help 'the' Berry Punch?!"
>You placed your hands akimbo and narrowed your eyes slightly.
"Yes! What's wrong with that?!"
>Twilight shook her head in disbelief and sighed quietly.
>>26913555
>"Anon, I know her. I'm sorry, but she can't be helped. A lot of ponies tried to help her before and all of them failed. If I didn't know any better, I'd thought that being drunk all the time is her special talent!"
>Crossing your arms on your chest, you raised your eyebrow at her.
"Really, now? Maybe those 'ponies' didn't try hard enough, eh? Maybe those 'mares' weren't interested enough to help her, when all they could see in her as was a 'lost cause'?"
>Twilight started rubbing her eyes with her front hoof.
>"Why, Anon? Why do you want to help the town's drunk? I'm aware that you're pretty marely for a stallion and you're not affraid of any challange... but you've just met her."
>You slowly crouched down to got eye level with her.
>She clenched her teeth, took a step backward and flatten her ears on her head.
>Yep, she probably thought you were going to start shouting at her to not tell you what's good for you etc., like one of those pansy stallions.
"Say, did you know that Berry is a mother of a little, cute filly named Ruby Pinch?"
>Your calm and collected tone once again reminded Twiggles that you were nothing like the other males in this cartoonish candyland.
>She set her ears straight and cleared her throat softly.
>"W-Well, of corse I know about it. Truthfully, I'm really surprised that she's taking such a good care of her, despite her alcohol problems."
>Hmm... it was time to shed some light on that bold statement of hers.
"Wrong, she ain't. Pinchy is a very self-sufficient filly and she practically takes care of herself alone. Not only that, she also takes care of Berry, when she's to drunk to walk straight. Nevertheless, she's just a little filly, who in my opinion deserves to have a normal, sober mother. A mother, who can give her more than just one, lousy apple to eat for a whole, fucking day, Twilight."
>Twi's eyes widened and she took a quick step towards you.
>>26913566
>"Really?! Just one apple for a whole day?! A-Also, thinking about it, she's proably neglecting her even more than I thought... Maybe... maybe it's time to take Ruby away from her. We... I place her in some other family, or herd that's more suitable to take care of a little filly, than Berry is at the moment. As a princess, I have the power to do it."
>Holy shit.
>Holy FUCKING shit!
>You and your fucking big mouth!
>Because of you Ruby can lost her mother, who she loves so much!
>Now you need to do everything you can to help Berry, but first you need to contain Twiggle's sjw autism!
>Faster than a cheetah on cocaine, you grabbed Twilight's shoulders, eliciting a quiet 'eep' out of her.
"No, Twi! Bad alicorn! You can't do this! If you take Ruby away from Berry, she'll drink herself to death. Also, if you separate Ruby from her mother, she's going to lose all of her will to live. Think about it, dammit!"
>Purple Nurple closed her eyes and after a moment of thinking sighed loudly.
>"Alright, Anon. I'm willing to give you one chance with Berry. However, remember that if you fail, I'm going to place Berry in a mental facility to help her and Ruby with some other ponies."
>You looked at her with wide eyes.
"You... You're really going to do something like this?"
>She deliberately averted your gaze and looked at the floor tiles.
>"I may... sometimes a mare, especialy a princess must make hard decisions like this, to help those around her, Anon."
>You stood up straight once again.
"That's bullshit and you know it."
>Her shoulders sagged a little when she heard you, but she didn't say anything.
"Listen, I don't have much time before work, so can you tell me how to help Berry, or no?"
>She looked at you with sad eyes.
>>26913577
>"Anon... before you can do anything for her, she need to confess that she knows that she has a drinking problem. She must admit before you and herself that she actually wants your help. Right now in her head the benefits of drinking are much larger than its costs."
>You hummed knowingly to yourself.
"I see what you're talking about, Twi. You can't help someone, who doesn't want any help, or didn't even know she needs it, right?"
>She nodded her head, without making any sounds.
>You turned on your heel and started walking to the castle's main doors.
"Welp, I try to come up with something, to show her just how deep in shit she and by extension also her daughter, actually is. Now I need to hurry up to work, see you later, Twi."
>When you pushed the door, you heard a gasp and the sounds of a quick gallop on the other side.
>You quickly pushed your head between the gap in the doors and saw a squiggly, purple tail disappearing in the bushes near the castle.
>Rarity was listening to your conversation with Twilight?!
>...fug.
>Coming outside the castle, you started shouting at the bushes general direction.
"And here I thought that a true lady would never lower herself to listen to someone else's private conversation!"
>The bushes rustled a little, but you didn't see anyone.
>Annoyed, you growled audibly.
"You're lucky that I'm in a hurry, or I would pull you out of those fucking shrubs myself!"
>Waving your hand dismissively at the bushes, you began walking forward, thinking about work.
>You were working at the town hall as a surprise, surprise mayor's secretary.
>The job itself was boring as fuck, but it paid well so you weren't complaining.
>You smiled when you remembered just how you managed to land it in the first place.
>During your job interview, you were a little nervous and there was pretty hot in the mayor's office.
>When you were in the middle of answering her questions, you loosen up your tie and took off your jacket.
>>26913580
>Mayor Mare's eyes widened and her nostrils flared.
>Then and there you really thought you were fucked, because she must have smelled your sweat and saw just how nervous you were.
>She asked you only one more question.
>"Is there any mare, or herd in your life, Mr. Anonymous?"
>When you told her no, she stand up from her desk, came up to her office's door and opened those.
>You know that there were some other candidates waiting for their interviews and that all of them were mares.
>Some of them actually laughed at you when they heard that you were waiting with them for an interview.
>"A stallion doing an honest to Celestia job?! Don't make me laugh! Stallions are only good at spending their mares hard earned bits and looking handsome!"
>>"Yeah, maybe try something closer to your level of expertise. Like working in the kitchen or taking care of somepony else's house?"
>Mayor Mare was probably going to ask one of them inside, before telling you that you were no good and that she wishes you luck and all that.
>What she actually did surprised you and the overconfident mares outside.
>Using less than appropriate vocabulary, she told them to get lost, because she found what she was looking for.
>Before any of them could protest, she closed the door and turned to you.
>"Soo... when can you start, Mr. Anonymous?"
>And the rest is history.
>Though you must admit something.
>You really thought that you'll be exposed to a lot of sexual harassment coming form the mayor during your work hours.
>To say the truth you had nothing aginst it.
>Mayor Mare is a fine piece of ass and you know that she isn't some old mare.
>She just dyes her mane to look more professional at her position.
>Nevertheless, the only 'sexual harassment' you noticed was her 'accidentally' brushing her tail against your legs, when there was no one around to see it.
>You really expected more from that charismatic mare.
>Well, maybe not Rararararararara's obsesion tier level, but still.
>>26913590
>Yeah, you knew fully well what was going on in this crazy poni-poni dimension.
>After all, you're not retarded and have IQ higher than the average vegetable, right?
>You know that as a somewhat rare male here, you were like a beautiful, amazing female back on earth.
>With all the benefits and downsides of being one.
>Though, you are still single...
>Not thinking much about it, you started humming a song from your world, still walking in the town hall's direction.
"...never gonna give you up, never gonna let you down, never gonna run around and desert you..."
>You're Rarity and you didn't manage to get away from Anonymous just in time.
>At the moment you were sitting before a mirror in your room at the boutique, trying hard to brush the leaves and twigs out of your mane.
"Foolish, foolish, foolish mare!"
>Though he only saw the end of your tail, he instantly knew that it was you, who was eavesdropping at his conversation with Twilight.
>You knew that he was ready to leave Twilight's castle, but you still sat there like a heartstrucked little filly, listening to his beautiful voice.
>If not for those dirty bushes, you would have been totally exposed and didn't even know what to tell him in your defence.
>Looking at your disheveled visage in the mirror, you sighed audibly.
"How are you doing this, mon petit homme? I'm breaking my own rules of common decency just to listen to your voice for a little longer."
>After all, at the beginning you weren't even interested in him.
>Of course, he was tall and handsome, but he was a curiosity for you at best.
>Though, after the many days of talking to him, being in his company, or just looking at him, you saw a stallion under his well build facade, who could make any mare happy.
>He's strong, well-spoken, calm and a happy male, who's above the normally fussy and coltish behavior of your typical colts.
>Nevertheless, that wouldn't be enough to sweep you off your hooves like he did.
>>26913597
>To say the truth, after the 'Prince Blueblood fiasco' and after Trenderhoof choose Applejack instead of you, you had little hope to find a fine pony male for yourself.
>And you weren't really interested with the males from other species.
>Griffons - aggressive, uncouth brutes.
>Minotaurs - inelegant, pompous and loud slabs of meat on short legs.
>Dragons - you only know one and though he's interested in you, he's a baby and a 'son' of your best friend.
>Dimond dogs - you'd rather eat every dress in your boutique than be with one of those... savages.
>You felt really lonely and lost all of your hope to find somepony special.
>Then, without any warning you saw Anonymous in this new, beautiful light.
>He was like one of the finest pony stallions, without actually being one.
>Then and there, you decided that you had to be the mareliest and most courteous mare in all of Equestria to win his heart.
>You even swallowed your pride and asked your friends for advice on how to win his heart.
>"U-Um, maybe show him that you're a kind a-and caring mare, o-of course if you want it."
>>"Make him laugh! Stallions love mares, who make them smile!"
>>>"You gotta go fast, Rares!"
>>>>"Show him that you're an inteligent and mature mare. Stallions don't like to be with a stupid and childish mares."
>>>>>"Apples."
>You tried everything they told you and it simply didn't work on Anonymous!
>After some time you became more and more... desperate in your efforts to win his heart.
>You're not afraid to admit that your behavior bordered on obsession.
>It was unmarely and coarse, but... but at least Anon wasn't interested with any other mare and you felt that you still had a chance.
>However, that changed when you heard his conversation with Twilight.
>You knew the name of the mare who, oh so casually slept on 'your' stallion.
"Berry Punch..."
>All of a sudden, Anon decided to help the town's drunk?!
>>26913601
>Narrowing your eyes dangerously, you looked at your reflection in the mirror.
>What does she have that you don't?
>An alcohol addiction?
>Little, adorable filly?
>Why does Anon wants to help her with her bad drinking habits, but doesn't want to even look at your broken heart?
>You started breathing faster and your chest started hurting.
"She..."
>Your front hooves started shaking.
"...she..."
>You clenched your teeth and spoke through them, spraying the mirror with saliva.
"...SHE..."
>Suddenly, you punched the mirror with your front hoof using all of your strength!
"SHE DOSEN'T DESERVE HIM! I DO!"
>A web of cracks appeared on the mirror and a dozen of your furious reflections looked at you.
"...I... do..."
>You felt tears coming into your eyes and you looked at your hoof, still pressed to the devastated reflective surface.
"W-What have I done? What is... wrong with... me."
>Y-You need to calm down, you need to redirect your thoughts.
"Ice-cream... yes, ice-cream, those should help..."
>Leaving your broken mirror behind you, you quickly found yourself rummaging through the fridge in your kitchen.
>When you finally found your sweet, ice cold remedy for all your ills and problems, you saw a bottle of wine 'smiling' at you from the bottom shelf.
>Despite yourself you grabbed it and placed it on the table behind you.
"J-Just in case, Rarity...just in case."
>>26913612
>Without further ado, you grabbed a spoon with your magic and started eating your frozen treat.
>As always it tasted simply divine.
>Though, no matter how much you ate, you still had an image of Anon hugging that drunken floozy before your teary eyes.
"No, Anon... no..."
>Deep down in your heart, you knew that there was only one solution from this situation.
>You didn't even want to think about it, but it looked like you'll have to... share your petit homme with some other mare...
"B-but, I don't want to be in a herd with the town's drunk..."
>You placed the ice-cream on the table and clenched your teeth once more.
"By Celestia, get a hold of yourself, Rarity. Where is that marely mare, who fought with Nightmare Moon, Discord and others? Where is the element of generosity?!"
>Generosity?
>Yes... who else but you can share her superbe etalon with a mare such as Berry?!
>You can do this Rarity, you know you can!
>M-Maybe you'll even help Anon in reforming her into a fine mare a-and he'll see just how much you really love him and he'll give you a chance?
>That's actually not a bad plan.
>You just need to somehow help Berry, who loves her alcohol more than... her own foal.
>...
>With a shaking hooves, you grabbed the bottle of wine from the table and opened it.
>Looks like you won't be opening your boutique today after all.
And that's all. See you next time.
>>26907867 >>26907602 >>26907448
You are so ridiculous someone could even roleplay as you. It would be shit though.
>>26907701
>One guy being a faggot (and very frequently being called a faggot) does not, and should not, reflect on the rest of the thread. Last time I checked, we don't exactly have any means of keeping faggots away from /mlp/.
>If the administrators want to give us the capacity to ban posters from our threads, then let's go. But that's not going to happen.
>Zero self-awareness
Whew. I bet you'd do it for free, too.
>>26908014
>The Bon poster hasn't been up to his shenanigans, for almost 2 threads
>mfw shenanigans is literally just bonbon at this point
I bet in a month someone particularly bright will get triggered at the sight of the letter 'B'.
>>26906989
Hear, hear!
>>26912194
The thread was nuked for rule 3
>>26910651
Your OP was canned for R3, then you came from another device/IP with the same trip and posted the same thread. Hence, ban evasion.
>>26913626
Good update.
The last bit was somewhat unexpected. I guess with how possessive Rarity was I forgot that herding is a thing.
At least she isn't trying to get knocked up super fast to win his affections.
>>26913626
forgot to mention zebras
>>26914063
Too sassy. Anyway she's not into bhs's.
So are we allowed once again?
>>26913450
Are dragons RGR like ponies are?
>>26914191
Considering that reptile females are more often than not bigger and stronger than the males, I bet they are even more matriarchal than equines.
>>26913626
Ruby should get a sister both from Rarity and Berry.
>>26914260
The bigger they are, the lewder they fall.
>>26913626
There is a fixed amount of alcoholism in the world.
When you cure one alcoholic someone else takes up the bottle in their stead.MORE WHEN?
>>26914191
What sorts of things do dragons hoard?
Do they each have something that they prefer to collect?
Maybe some like certain materials like gold or zinc or obsidian or animu
What if there was a dragon that hoarded Ponies?
>>26914493
SPELUNK HER HARD
>>26914593
MLP Dragons more often than not hoard shiny treasures and precious gems as it's some of their favorite foods they can obtain and they never spoil, unlike meat or foodstuffs.
However, the hoarding compulsion of some dragons sometimes drives them to collect other things that dragons do not consider edible. This is more common in dragons who take a special interest in some of these objects.
>>26914493
I bet the largest ancient dragonesses are the equivalent of crazy cat ladies.
All dragons know the perils of uncontrolled hoarding, so they do it little by little, observing their macrohoardients, keeping everything in balance. Most just grow to a manageable size that's just above all the natural aggressive predators that live in the wilderness, so that they can migrate around and see the world without fear.
But the craziest, loneliest dragons just keep doing it, they hoard and hoard until they can't fly anymore.
The males, at some point, explode in a fit of_WHIMSY_and go berserk stealing everything that isn't nailed down. Eventually they get dehoarded.
But the dragonesses plan further, and, unlike the flighty lizards, are quite content with mining for their stuff. At some point they become too big to fly, then to leave their cave, and then to even move. Not everyone has the sense to let go of some of her possessions, even at this point. Unless a cave-in separates them from a part of their hoard, they are doomed.
Do they even still want to do it at this size? Of course not, unless your dick is diamonds.
>>26914593
>When you cure one alcoholic someone else takes up the bottle in their stead.
Whenever I see news such as "x entered top N of y" I always wonder: so which thing is now no longer in the top N?
Who did you replace, Durnk??
>>What sorts of things do dragons hoard?
>Nerdy dragon thing
>Doesn't hoard just plays horsefactorio all the time
>Very sad
>>26914655
The more important matter is what Anon will hoard.
>>26914669
>what Anon will hoardBroken dreams and bottles of rotting semen.
>>26905656
It should be all writefags getting banned edition
>>26913626
Based update, looking forward to the next one!
Crazy obsessed Rara is weird but pretty great
>>26914675
Hey, fermented semen is counted among the finest liquors in all of Equestria and beyond.
>>26914807
What the fuck are you on about?
>>26914816Roleplaying
>>26914825
Report it.
>>26914904
do I smell ass in here?
>>26914911
Just your upper lip.
>>26914807
I like Luna, wanna fight about it?
>>26914916
oh and look at all the brown on your nose, how is your father by the way?
>>26914924
Who cares, he's not RGRE enough.
>>26914911
>>26914911
>Extreme ass racism
>Asses considered basically non-striped ziggers
>They're not even actually called asses. It's only ever a slur
>Anon can't stop using the word because what are you going to do, blow it out your.. butt?
>Horses are very pissed that he does this, as he is basically equiv to a girl saying "you filthy niggers, my bf will whoopass you"
>...
>What, of course they are supposed to defend him in this case! Especially from these as~`... donkeys.
>>26915383
>A gang of jenny's try to call him out.
>Something something, he fucks all of them.
>>26915409
>>26915437
My dick's so big it needs it's own,
My dick's so big, it lives next door.
>>26915549
>>26915437
>>26915409
>>26915383
Remove donkey
>>26915640
>A group of racist mares overhears Anon and thoroughly agree with him
>Then they marehandle him and appropriate his culture
>"Thank God I'm not a woman, they'd lynch me otherwise," - Anon.
Over all I'd say 'cultural appropriation' is a good reverse-equivalent to 'cultural enrichment'
Where would a princess take you on a first date?
>>26915843
whatever is the RGRE equivalent of dickwaving in an attempt to seduce a partner.
>>26915843
If sexist princess, The fanciest Tesuraunt in Canterlot. Flaunt that wealth for the colt.
If not as sexist a princess, maybe a modest resturant or a play/concert. Something nice, but not extravagant.
If casual and not really sexist princess, maybe a nice family bar, where they can enjoy some not completely overpriced drinks.
If Twilight, the spaghetti factory.
>>26915896
>If sexist princess, The fanciest Tesuraunt in Canterlot. Flaunt that wealth for the colt.
Money is the McMansion that starts falling apart after ten years. Power is the old stone building that stands for centuries.
Take him with you to inspect your guard.
>>26915947
>pic
FTFY
>>26915947
>>26916080
oh yes
>>26915947
Them hips, that belly. Would wreck.
>>26916080
Oh hoho.
>>26916080
>>26916114
>the you will never be a KidAnon in Cheerilee's class who gets molested by her
Why live?
>>26916080
>implying cocksock selection season
>>26914170
Small doses Anon like when you. Need to get used to poison
>>26916392
I think there was a green about this in the /ss/ thread
If not, pitch that shit, I'm sure somebody will run with it. Or you'll get banned. Thank you moderators, the board is really thriving under your hands off policy.
>>26916392
I really don't want to be a kid again.
>>26916442
We've never actually done a cock sock story here in RGRE have we?
>>26916564
Probably cause it seems like a decidedly male-dominant concept. Fitting it into rgre would probably be as clumsy as a drunk trying to squeeze a semi into a brand new cocksock.
About the only way I can see it sort of making sense is if socking was instigated by the filly and the target was a single older stallion. It could be a sort of claiming of her stud early for when she's actually old enough to procreate. But frankly that just seems really forced. Cocksocking could work fine in a gender equal setting (where the sock was at least as excited as the stallion) or in a male dominant setting, but not in rgre.
>>26913577
>"You... You're really going to do something like this?"
>>She deliberately averted your gaze and looked at the floor tiles.
>>"I may... sometimes a mare, especialy a princess must make hard decisions like this, to help those around her, Anon."
>>You stood up straight once again.
>"That's bullshit and you know it."
She's right though. No matter how sweet Berry is, her drunkenness is harmful for Ruby.
Ruby should be taken until Berry straightens up.
>>26916599
in reality, yes.
doesnt make for a good story though.
So I'm going to lay low for a week before I get to posting again. For what it's worth, I'll have plenty of material to post when the time comes.
See y'all later. Stay based.
>>26916564
I really dislike it.
>>26916667
i agree when it is done in a "males get a mandatory playtoy" way, but if done in a rgre-similar "females have a super high sex drive" world where the socks are all for it (and not just because society tells them they're supposed to be), i'm all for it.
>>26916599
That's how human social services solve problems, because it's easy and doesn't require them to have a brain or do any effort.
The mother killing herself (literally or slowly) isn't part of their job, and the traumatized child sent to adoption isn't part of their job anymore : problem solved, time for self-congratulation.
I like to believe that most ponies would be willing to try a bit harder (unlike Spergle).
>>26916637
Take care plugging stay butt shaped
>>26916818
But Ruby had one apple to eat for an entire DAY.
That's fucked up especially for pone, even if it isn't removing her completely she needs to be placed with family until Berry can get out of the bottle enough to feed her goddamn kid.
>>26916886
Ruby gets left with Anon. It only makes sense.
>>26916902
Anon can't have kids with pones, because muh genome difference and stuff.
He chase after a single mare who already have a little filly, who actually likes him.
Seems legit.
>>26916722
Well that sounds a bit better. Not any of that mandatory shit and they would know what they're getting into.
>>26916976
>Anon can't have kids with pones
>>26917020
Yeah what is this BS?
>>26916976
>Anon can't have kids with pones, because muh genome difference and stuff.
Clearly someone isn't an intelligen/t g/entleman. If he were, he would know that one of the human racial bonuses is universal breeding.
Bards, m'boy. Bards.
>>26917111
trips confirm glorious crossbreeding
Bards.
>>26914948
>>26914948
Gonna say it right now: If wingspan can equal boners, then ass size is equivalent to pecs. Mare has a round ass? Might as well be sporting a six-pack.
Debate me, faggots.fite me irl
>>26917103
so good
>>26917938
>Mare has a round ass? Might as well be sporting a six-pack.
Ponk too stronk
>>26917938
>ass size is equivalent to pecs. Mare has a round ass? Might as well be sporting a six-pack
Hrm.
>ass size = pecs
>round ass = six-pack
>pec = six-pack
Anon. Anon. If your abs are on your chest you should maybe stop drinking the water. Maybe go see a doctor or something.
>>26916722
Well, if we went the route where most or all species kept early life estruses, meaning females start getting horny as fuck in their first to third year, socking may be understandable.
>>26916597
I always saw the set-up as being that, since females vastly outnumber males, being socked means the female doesn't need to worry about the extreme competition of getting into a herd.
Younger males get needed experience in both herd management and child care.
Established males, which are more preferable, are able to shape their developing sexuality to better suit his own needs.
After all, running a herd is hard, hard work. Cocksocking is just one of many options designed to help encourage guys to accept that burden.
>>26917103
>>26918006
>you will never make intense love with your waifu
>>26918095
That anon really needs to open up his stance; he'll get much more power behind his thrusts if his feet are farther apart.
>>26914948
>>26915947
>>26917103
>>26918006
>>26918071
>>26918095
>>26918095
I really like how happy Twi looks in this one.
>>26918127
Here's another one for you in case you need some help finishing.
>>26918095
The library was closed for some time on that day. No reason was given.
>>26918071
So if ponk is a ripped mother fucker as earth pones usually are, would Rara be ottermode?
>>26918160
Me too.
>>26918160
this. dat joyful passion yo.
>>26918081
>assuming I'm not a fat piece of shit
You act as though I'm fit enough to know what the muscles on my torso are called, Anon.
>>26918071
That's why Ponka is almost always some kind of sex goddess in RGRE. All the stallions drooling over that ass-pack she's got.
>>26918160
She's so happy being with her partner that it makes me feel sad as a result.
Jeez did this thread get lewd fast.
>>26918541
I know that feel
>>26918093
i don't know that it has to be tied to estrus. i enjoyed the funny feelings from my peepee long before i was capable of delivering a load. in fact it kinda makes more sense that way. fillies already enjoy sex before they are ready to procreate, so it gives them satisfaction (and in rgre the motivation and drive to seek out a cock), and for the stallion it gives him a bunksock without need to worry about pregnancy. actually, this would work even better in a "we haven't discovered any form of birth control" equestria. though it would also require some gender aspects to be non-reversed... specifically make sexuality is still largely physical (as opposed to the more mental female sexuality) and an attraction to young/er females. otherwise there just isn't much motivation for males to take on a cocksock. best i can come up with so far, is in herding equestria mature stallions are taking on almost a nurturing role where they already have their herd and aren't interested in the sock to join, but someone needs to satisfy the fillies' cravings and a responsible stallion with his "motherly" personality likes to help a filly grow in the right direction. possibly some further interaction like his herd is still young and childless and it provides practice with raising a foal as you've mentioned, or a herd that has a foal but wants more playmate(s) or possibly babysitters if the sock is a touch older and the foals are real younguns.
man am i ever overthinking this shit. who needs a psychiatrist to diagnose autism when it is this obvious?
>>26918572
>>26918581
>mfw no cocksock art
>>26918581
>who needs a psychiatrist to diagnose autism when it is this obvious?
True, true...
Estrus must be like when a human takes serotonin-inhibitor medicine. That shit kills your sex drive to the point where you go from fapping three times a day to once or twice a week. But when your pent-up sex drive rears its head, it hits you like a steam engine.
>Borderline no sex drive for most of the year
>Masturbation is more likely to end with rubbed-raw parts than it is with a satisfied orgasm
>Springtime hits
>A year's worth of sex-wanting becomes priority-one
>>26918455
>dat plot
>dat fat pussy
>dat mare
Your taste is superb, anon. I salute you.
>>26918581
I think most of that works.
>>26918623
4u
>>26918636
Sometimes, it's fun to be autistic.
>>26918647
Estrus is not yearly. It happens one week of the month for every month of spring, summer and fall. Winter is anestrus, meaning it ceases.
The first estrus of spring is the strongest by far, with each one being a bit weaker than the last.
>You will never run into Twilight in the library one day
>You will never ignore her and get the book you wanted to rent
>You will never awkwardly try to start small-talk while she stamps your book and loans it to you
>You will never hear her mutter a reference to Hyperspace Hyperwars to herself under her breath
>You will never embarrass her by returning a nerdy reference of your own
>You will never forget all about the book you borrowed as you talk with Twilight for hours about tabletop games and shit like that
>You will never accept Twilight's offer to watch in on a game she's hosting that night
>You will never be the focus of nervous infatuation from her fat, socially-awkward friends
>You will never give them the attention and show them the basic respect that they've been denied for years
>You will never form a herd with a bunch of dedicated, unappreciated mares that share your passions and understand what it's like to be a social outcast
>>26918704
>dat art
Thank you based Anon
You're a pretty cool guy
>>26918749
Thank /d/non over in satyr.
He also drew >>26911057
>>26918704
Whose kid? Sassy's?
>>26918726
Sounds kind of nice actually.
>>26918805
Shining Armor. Or Gleaming Shield, rather. The two from the other one are Venus (Cadance) and Cotton Candy (Flurry Heart).
There's a bit of a thing going around where Anon's impregnating everything in the Sparkle bloodline, and perhaps socking all the resulting daughterus.Only thing left is to genderswap and IMPREGNATE! Night Light.
>>26918726
This reminds me of Analplug's "Ogres and Oubliettes" story.
>>26918845
Well I greatlyponies wanting and getting impregnated by humans. Not a fan of the socking business but anyway.
WHY DO YOU WANT TO FUCK FILLIES
>>26918974
enjoy*
Darn it.
>>26918984
>Just fillies.
>>26918984
I don't, Anon. Let's talk again a decade later.
Fug. RGRE turned into Pedo General.
>>26919028
They should remake the age difference thread so we could dump this stuff in there.
>>26919028
In their defense, they're incredibly cute.
>>26919069
>In defense of pedos
You should reevaluate your life, anon, if you can make statements like that.
>>26918974
My bestest of niggas.
>>26918179
Maybe. But what about Dash? No "proper" butt?
>>26919093
>>26919028
The scruffening brought up the best of the scum forward.
>>26919069
Cute fillies are for hugging, not fugging.
>>26919093
She's gotta make up for it with wings and exotic color.
>>26919128
>Cute fillies are for hugging, not fugging.
>>26919092
If only Gator would come back.
>>26919128
>She's gotta make up for it with wings and exotic color.
Weird chicken dances.
>>26919093
>If wingspan can equal boners
Shes no Flurry Heart but Dash got grade A wqingpower.
>>26919141
You should report to your local jail already, you sick fuck.
>>26919144
>implying writefags ever come back
>implying that when their ghosts visit it is to do anything other than taunt us
>>26919159
Yes well Flurry Heart has no place in my canon.
>>26916615
Well, its not like Anon is always right. He's emotionally invested, and Twi slighted him before,so he takes anything she says with the grain of salt.
>>26919144
Who's Gator, the artist behind that pic?
>>26919228
http://pastebin.com/u/Gatorbait
>>26918845
>Anon inpregnated Twilight, Velvet, Cadence, Flurry, and Shining
Jesus Christ, the Sparkle family tree must look like a mess now.
>>26918845
>>26919766
It's a little known secret, but the Rite of the Demon Monkey is how the Sparkles have become so powerful. The apelien they worship in secret, while immune to magic himself, is a wellspring of arcane power, and being bred by him increases magical aptitude and output on orders of magnitude.
For his part, the demon is content to be worshipped by his small cult. Though he is insistent that it grows. The matriarchs of the clan, powerful though they may be, are worried that one day the interdimensional male of indefatigable lust will one day overcome them.
Yet despite that, they cannot resist the D.
>>26919879
>indefatigable
As soon as I read that word, the rest of your post was in the voice of Wayne June.
>>26919766
>>26920044
Wait if Anon and Gelaming gave us Dagger, what happened when we fugged Cadance?
I refuse to believe that we didn't have some candy ass.
>>26920044
Shitty damn program hid the Cadance pussyfruit.
>>26920044
It's like a much tamer version of pic related.
>>26920084
What the fuck is this? It's almost as bad as the Rance family tree
>>26919879
If it's supposed to be a secret, how does nobody noticed the satyrs running around?
>>26920093
The only tree in that family is the one between his legs that he impales anything vaguely female on.
>>26920093
The fucked up family tree in the Overflow universe, a series of visual novels.
Even the most perverted Anons WISH they were as bad as Tomaru Sawagoe.
