Fight the power edition.
>What is Flutterrape?
Flutterrape is a collection of stories about ponies trying to have sex with Anon, the only human in Equestria. While the title implies that it is Fluttershy trying to rape Anon, others may follow in her hoofsteps and attempt their own versions of >rape. There are different versions of Flutterrape, but most are lighthearted stories about the ponies failing in their comical attempts to get into Anon’s pants. Just because your story has Anon in it, doesn't mean it fits in this thread. Check other threads (Pie, AiE, etc) about story content before posting.
Author List: http://pastebin.com/eG8iY7Wy
Request Bin: http://pastebin.com/rZU1Hbqy
Add for Skype: flutter.priest
Old thread: >>(Scruffy got it, no surviors)
Thread Archive: https://desustorage.org/mlp/search/subject/Flutterrape/
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>How do I start writing?
Writing these stories is very easy. Write in the second person and preface your lines with ‘>’. This is what turns normal text into greentext.
Writing Guides:
http://pastebin.com/uXvpYYzS
http://pastebin.com/bnMmZ2T3
http://pastebin.com/r6dTpd3j
>>26905594
This is gonna get pruned... Half chin?
I will remember you, nameless one, when you fall to the wayside.
>>26905612
Face death with no fear brother.
IT'S RAPE OR BE RAPED NOW
inb4 404
>Anon in you know by now.
>It's that magical time of year.
>Time to shitpost!
>I'm green texting a story.
"No Fluttershy shitposting is not my fetish."
I await my ban. Dis gun b gud.
They may take our posts, but they will never take our freedom. I want to cum inside rainbow dash.
>"Is being banned your fetish, Anon?"
"No, and neither is being hit with a giant fucking hammer. Call an ambulance."
Thread's probably gonna burn, but don't worry lads, this'll get sorted out.
Flutterrape is immortal. We all know that.
A ban-happy mod can't keep us in the grave.
What the hell is going on? Why is everyone in panic-mode? Did the mods do something? Are they pulling a Burning February again?
>>26905594
Guys it's a single guy doing this. Theres a ton of threads in the bottom side who aren't deleted despite not beign show related.
Meanwhile threads complaining about it are deleted asap.
Its one faggot deleting at random then deleting those who complains about it.
People just needs to reach the higher ups.
wew lads is it safe?
I hear the board is being purged
what's the deal
>>26905810
Check the pages. There are only seven pages right now. We were down to six. It looks like some rogue mod got trigger happy and started banning generals left and right. It seems like it stopped now but I'm waiting til we reach page 10 before calming down..
Well, I'll take a request while we wait for our judgement.
>>26905914
Anon gets banned from Equestria, in the middle of a fetish guess, by JEEEEEZ-us. Ponies are shocked, sad, and scared.
>>26905914
Anon runs around Ponyville whilst Fluttershy chases him with a comically oversized wooden mallet.
>>26905594
Good job op. Faggot mods can't ban us all.
>>26905938
>>26905941
k
Coming right up boys.
Expect mediocrity.
>>26905995
I never expect anything else.
Yeeeah, work that grill baby
>>26906143Hi JC~
>>26905938
>Day FREEdom in Equestria.
>You are Anon.
>And you are certainly giddy today.
>Another day, another guess from your pals in Ponyville.
>You had gotten into a routine with the townsfolk.
>Everyday, once a morning, a pone would pone by your house and try to guess your fetish.
>If they guess your fetish correctly, you have to fuck them.
>Rules are rules.
>However, no mare has guessed correctly.
>Anyways, it is a tradition, and you and the ponies love doing it.
>You preen and primp yourself in your bathroom, shitting, showering, and shaving.
>Eat some cereal until you hear an oh so familiar knock at your door.
"Fluttershy..."
>A smile comes across your face as you whisper her name.
>She was the one who originally kicked off the guessing game.
>You could always tell by the three knocks she did, that she was at the door.
>You make your way to the entrance of your abode, and put on your best scowl.
"What do you want, Flutters."
>It is tradition to answer the door as mean and grumpy as you can.
>"O-oh, I was just, um, wondering if inflat-"
>You blink midway through her sentence.
>When your eyes open again, you are in a void.
"Fluttershy? I thought we already did blackholes?"
>"Fluttershy is not here, Anon."
>"Only me."
>You whip around to face the voice.
"N-no..."
>Scruffy looks down at you, a wicked smirk adorned on his face.
>"Your daily... game with the ponies is problematic, Anon. You know why?"
"W-why?"
>He begins walking towards you.
>"Three words, Anon."
>"RULE."
>He grabs his hammer.
>"NUMBER."
>He arches his back, the hammer touching his heels.
>"THREE!"
>His mighty hammer comes down upon you.
>As well as the weight of a fallen god.
>The ponies don't know where you went, that fateful day.
>But they weep for you.
>And the rape that never occurred.
Fin.
>>26905941
>Day She Does It For Free in Equestria.
>You are Anon.
>"A-anon, I can't b& y-you if you keep running..."
"WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT YOU CRAZY BITCH KEEP THAT HAMMER AWAY FROM ME!"
>And Fluttershy, in her eternal wisdom, has come to the conclusion that getting "b&" must be your fetish.
"Seriously, what the fuck is 'b&?'"
>"S-stop running and I'll show you... um... cutie...?"
>She is still as socially autistic as ever, but that ceases to be cute when she tries to destroy your dick with a giant mallet.
>Her scruffy man flows wildly as she speeds up to catch you.
>You can't let that happen.
>Spotting Twilight's gay castle, you make a beeline for the entrance.
>Destroying her front door with a sick dive, as well as a concussion, you ask for Twilight's aid.
"TWILIGHTHELPFLUTTERSHYISAMASSSIVEFAGANDSHE'STRYINGTOB&MEAND-"
>Twilight cowers under you, afraid.
>As she should, considering you have massive head trauma and blood is leaking down your face.
>"W-wha?"
>You have no time for this horse's stuttering.
>(Accidentally) stepping on Twilight's wings, you continue your mad dash through the castle's many halls.
>"A-anon... please... I'm tired... j-just let me... rape you."
>Drat, it seems you've hit a dead end.
>Fluttershy slowly makes her way to you, knowing you have no escape.
>"N-now now Anon... let me ask you something, if that's alright with you..."
>"Is getting b& your fetish?"
>Fluttershy swings her flutterhammer down onto your cranium.
>Nothing happens.
>You smile.
"Jokes on you, love. I got seven proxies!"
>You kick Fluttershy in her horse shins, and she topples over, neighing like a sad horse.
>You make your way back to your house, and spend the rest of the day jerking off in the sink.
Fin.
>>26906452
Ahh. Quality literature.
>The amount of comfy happening in this thread.
I'm going to sleep.
Try not to let any board-ending apocalypses happen whilst I'm gone, Flutterrape.
>>26906452
>probably have lacerations on your face
>the power of seven proxies allows you to ignore it
kekked anyway
Soo... We alright boys? Are we gonna live to see the sunshine tomorrow?
>>26906765
He won't touch a thread with skeletons in it. It's too spoopy.
Luckily for us, we got Skellies on call
Scruffy the Mod now takes the view that greentext = roleplaying.
>>26907265
Well, doesn't seem he's touching us at the moment.
He hasn't gone full purge mode yet so I'm indifferent about this whole thing.
>>26907349
There could be a number of reasons. He must have snapped or could be a new kid that they pulled out of somewhere and they abused the power.
>bedroom eyes
>except she's not in any bedroom
>she just has these damn "bedroom eyes" everywhere you see her
>especially when you're talking to her
>even when you're talking about the most vile, twisted things right in her face, she still keeps that expression
>you could tell her, you were just batheing in the blood of Angel Bunny's (recently deceased) relatives
>and she'd just keep on giving you the... "bedroom eyes"
>it was cute at first
>you thought you were starting to have a crush on her
>it was weird, thinking of a pony as cute or attractive
>one day, though, you finally got to ask the question that'd been at the top of your mind whenever you saw her
"What's- um. Fluttershy, what's with the look?"
>and then she told you
>about how she always felt warm and giddy when you were around
>about basically how she stalked you everyday to learn about your habits
>about how she always wanted to ask you for something, but she didn't know what
>and that she'd realized, now, that she didn't need to be afraid
>you were basically close friends now, she'd said
>"very... VERY close friends"
>...
>you had nope'd the fuck out of there when you caught on, despite her friends having left earlier, to "give you two some space"
>and also
>you had come to a sudden, startling realization about those "bedroom eyes" she always made
>she always knew where you were, at all times of the day
>she *wanted* you, and it didn't matter if it wasn't consensual
>to be honest, she's never giving you "that sultry bedroom-eyes look"
>no matter what anyone tells you, you just can't seem to find it cute, sexy, or in any way attractive...
>when she's giving you that >rape face wherever you go
>>26909457
's my one-shot story for the day. Just had to get it out as I was going through my bedroom eyes folder, not many of which are fluttershy.
Ah, this takes me back
Another Scruffining on /mlp/
There's not as much at stake this time though
What will happen?
I'll take a single request.
>>26910797
Anon having a reasonable conversation with Chrysalis...while being held hostage in her lair.
>>26911169
I love me some Golgari Queen pone
>>26911169
Sure thing pal.
>>26911169
>>26911314
>You are Anon.
>You awake...
>Not in your bed.
>Well today is already bad.
>Wiggling around and making feminine noises of mild discomfort tells you that you're stuck in some sort of cocoon.
>You head is sticking out, as well as your unmentionables.
"Hello? I'm stuck to some green stuff and I need to do my triple S or I'm gonna be grumpy for the rest of the day."
>"Your 'triple S?'"
>A female voice echoes against the cavernous walls.
"Shit, shower, and shave. I can't do any of those things while I'm stuck here."
>"Perhaps I could be some... assistance to you."
>The big black bug pone slowly struts her way over to your cocoon.
>"Hello, Anonymous~"
"Hi."
>Queen Chrysalis strokes your face with a hole-filled hoof.
>"Do you remember how you got into this situation, Anon?"
"No."
>You remember everything that happened last night.
>After swindling Applejack of some apples like the fiend you are, you decided to make your grand escape into the Everfree forest, contraband in toe.
>You tripped over a changeling who was scouting the area, lost all your apples, got a sprained ankle, and hurt a poor bugpone.
>Faggot bit you after though, then dragged you back to the hive, with you complaining the whole time.
>You learned crime doesn't pay that night.
>Shit, Chrysalis is talking.
>"-And that's why I don't drink more than five liters of alcohol."
"You guys use the metric system here?"
>"What's a metric system?"
>You wiggle against your restraints, not because you want to escape, but you enjoy feeling like a caterpillar.
>You do also want to escape though.
>Today is Twilight's brithday, and you wanted to take more cake than you needed and ruin the whole experience.
>"Are you trying to leave my humble abode, Anon? Why would you ever want to leave?"
"Uh, I have pets to feed. I have a lot of birds and dogs an-"
>Chrysalis silences you with a hoof.
>"Perhaps, instead of feeding them... You feed... Me?~"
>Her emerald eyes fixate on your nonozone.
Cont.
>>26911573
"Eyes up here, sister."
>You externally giggle at your hilarious and snarky remark.
>Your dong shivers slightly in the chilly cave air.
>"Oh, my mistake, Anonymous, are you sure I can't just..."
>Her horse muzzle inches closer to your penis.
>"Get a taste?~"
>Your nonexistent personality is a real hassle when anyone attempts to talk to you.
>"So, you don't want... THIS...?"
>The Queen does a little dance to show off her pony parts.
"I don't want that, sorry."
>"Are you... Positive!"
>Chrysalis quickly spins, facing you, bedroom eyes on full power.
"Positive."
>She slumps to her haunches, seemingly defeated.
>"Oh."
>You share a breif silence together.
>"So how's Ponyville?"
"Hm? Oh it's fine... I guess."
>Chrysalis notices your extremely obvious attempt at getting attention.
>"Oh, is something wrong there, Anon?"
"No..."
>"Oh Anon, you can tell me."
"Alright then."
>You know for certain Chrysalis knew what you were doing, but you still feel good about yourself.
"Well, one day I was at Sugarcube Corner, and this complete BITCH decides to cut me in line! The nerve right? So I said to her..."
>The two of you gossip and chit chat back and forth for the next three hours.
"So then I says to the guy, I says to em, 'ey, fuck off!'"
>The two of you share a hearty chortle, even though what you said wasn't funny.
>"Ah Anon, you truly are a savant when it comes to negotiations!"
>You accept the praise like a flower accepts the sun, swallowing it and replenishing your energy.
>Just as Chrysalis finishes her praise, the wall behind her explodes, revealing your Ponyville friends.
>"Don't worry Anon, we're here to save you!"
>Chrysalis is brutalized by the Elements.
>You are freed from your cocoon, immediately breaking into hysterics.
"O-oh my god! Thank you Twilight! I was so afraid!"
>She pats your back as you cry into her fur, getting snot everywhere like a sniveling idiot child.
"I'll never steal again! I've learned my lesson!"
>"I'm glad Anon, I'm glad."
End
>>26911939
Meh, I liked where it was going but that ending felt rushed.
>Fight the power
DO THE IMPOSIBLE, THINK THE UNTHINKABLE
ROW ROW, FIGHT THA POWAH!
TOUCH THE UNTOUCHABLE, BREAK THE UNBREAKABLE
ROW ROW, FIGHT THA POWAH!
>>26912065
Indeed it was, I'm tired and I hit the post limit. I didn't want to make a third post with only a couple lines, so I cut some stuff out.
>>26912187
Not sure if I'm understanding this argument properly since I was asleep during the whole second coming of scruffy or whatever, but Flutterrape has always been cool with the rules.
>>26912232
Well I appreciate the effort anyway mate.
>>26912273
>No NWS images
Yeah, well, I'll treading that line for a few months now, so...
>>26912479
DUH HUH HUH
DUH HUH HUH
>LOOK AT ME I'M BEING A BLITHERING IDIOT IN SPITE OF THE FACT THAT I CAN'T SHIT THIS BOARD UP ANYMORE
Your time has come and passed, shitposter. You and your kind are being purged from existence from this precious board and there's nothing you can do to save your shit threads. The CDC and WHO have been concerned for years about the unexplained hikes of cancer rates in the world, but it was you all along. We know all about you thanks to our God-Emperor Scruffy, who will lead the crusade against shitposters everywhere, and we shall neuter the so-called apical buds of shitposting beginning with this board! Your cancer will be contained, newfag, and you will writhe in blubber to your stepmother when your privileges (that you forgot to check, btw) to post are vaporized in the glory of Scruffy's essence. That's right, you shitposted your real mother out of your life from birth, and the only reason why your stepmother is still feeding you chicken tendies is because she's ALSO a shitposter! She'll be b& from this board along with you when Lord Scruffy returns to administer the reckoning of the anuses.
GLORY TO THE MOD-GODS
>>26912526
>>26912479
Do you see what you've done?
Eh, I don't blame you, >>26912526 is in damn near every thread autismoing it up.
>>26912526
Man, that's a lot of lines, and I got a headache... I'll read it later.
I think I'd rather have boring bumps instead of drama.
>>26913390
bump<3
Board seems slower than normal now.
I'll pretend it's a bit bad, but hey, less time bumping more time pretending to write before actually writing a couple lines.
>>26915850
God I would rub my dick against that Zebra booty so much.
Bumping on seven in case ten still doesn't exist.
>>26916723
Buy that horse.Then make it rape you.
And now mods are posting nigger porn in an attempt to drive the pony fags away. It's like we're being moderated by /b/.
>>26917520
Shit, alright.
>"ANON QUICK!"
"WHAT?"
>"WE ONLY HAVE A FEW MINUTES TO GET THE FETISH GUESS OVER WITH."
"SHITTING DICKNIPPLES, ALRIGHT WHAT HAVE YOU GOT?"
>"ELECTROCUTION?"
"NOT MY FETISH."
>"ANAL PROLAPSE?"
"NOT MY FETISH."
>"INFLATION?"
"NOT MY FETISH."
>"MODERATION?"
"NOT MY FETISH."
>"OVIPOSITION?"
"NOT MY FETISH."
>"MISSIONARY?"
"NOT MY FETISH."
>"ANY SORT OF SEXUAL CONTACT?"
"NOT MY FETISH."
>"...Really?"
"I haven't been able to get it up since I came to Equestria. I think I might have a problem."
>"O-oh... so I've been wasting my time for these last few months then?"
"Yup."
>"Darn it..."
"Where are you going?"
>"I'm going to go back to stalking Big Mac."
"Going back...? S-so I wasn't your first?"
>"Sorry..."
"Fluttershy I thought what we had was special."
Whew, glad we got that over with.
>>26917573
Horse.PUSSY
>>26919566
Ayy nigga, you bes stop all that shoutin', if I could throw a shoe at you, I would.
>>26919606bump
What are all your lurkers and writefaggots doing.
>>26921517
Currently eating dinner and catching up on the latest "Them's Fighting Herds" stream I missed. Also trying to figure out where I should take this story I'm half-assedly working on.
>>26921517
I'm reading!
>>26921517
Im slowly dying after exhausting myself this morning, taking a break by getting the last two achievements I need in a game, then I'm gonna buckle down and write something since I have 0 excuse not to afterwards.
>>26921567
>>26921851
You two knuckle heads better be writin'
>>26921762
You're excused
LOUD BUMP!
>>26923341
Look here double nigger, we're trying to have quiet time!
KEEP IT DOWN IN HERE, Y'ALL BUMPIN TOO LOUDLY
How will this thread survive now that lewd green is verboten, and a scruffable offense?
>>26923497We're gonna need codewords for our lewd words. I'm thinking we replace 'sex' with 'fruit.' Pretty good, eh? They'll never crack the code!
>>26923497There are contingencies in place
Donald Bump
>>26924372
#Make/mlp/greatagain
>>26917573
This actually has potential for more
>>26905594
>"Anon.....Anon....Hey, Anon!"
"No Fluttershy, ass worship is not my fetish."
>"No, not that. I just need to ass you something."
"What?"
>"Are puns your fetish?"
"No"
>"Oh, okay. Same time tomorrow?"
"Yeah, see you then."
>>26906974
did someone say skellies?
>>26924917
>>26911939
I chuckled like an idiot at this thing, thanks bro
Quiet bump, shhhh.
rump
>>26926637The is the most lewd bump I've ever laid my eyes upon!
>>26926637
>>26928096
I will toss you on that grill,baby.
>>26928607
Angry dolphin doesn't like noise in his thread.BUMP!
>>26928778
>"Umm, Anon please don't upset mister dolphin. If that's okay with you."
>Anon wrestles Fluttershy
>Rape happens.
>Anon ended up pregnant with Fluttershy's foal.
>More rape happens.
>The endIT WAS A STORY, NOT RP SO BUG OFF SCUFFAG
>angry dolphin then calls friends
>All team up on Fluttershy
>rape
>>26928870
Alright, guys what's the deal with the dolphin?
I've been here since early December last year and I don't get it.
Someone explain this meme to me.
>>26928898
I've beend here since 2008 and I don't get it
>>26928898
Been on 4chan since 1995. No idea, sorry.
>>26928898
I am a collective of three people, I've been on the Chans since 1974, and I have no idea.
Been on 4chan since 1800, still have no idea
>>26928898
I'm just as confused as you pham
>dolphin knows where you live
>dolphin knows when you sleep
>dolphin knows who your waifu is
>dolphin knows your fetish
>dolphin knows
>>26929152
I mean, I don't hate the Dolphin, I'm glad he's watching over us.
>>26928898
>>26928932
>>26928966
>>26929018
>>26929045
>>26929109
>>26929152
Since all of you boys seem so lost, let me help.
If you check up on the Rules of Flutterrape, you'll find a certain rule:
Ol' rule #3- "Lee Sin in the best champion in the game."
Now, I believe this dolphin is the next step foward from Lee Sin.
Notice how both are posted right when the thread begins.
I think it only makes sense that Lee Sin and his superiority has allowed him to evolve into a dophin who loves grilled treats.
>>26929178
he is our lord and savior praise dolphin watch over us and lead us
>>26929196
>>26929198
Head canon accepted
>>26929196
As the idiot that started the whole Lee Sin thing in the first place, I accept this as the natural progression of Lee Sin's story.
From this point on, Lee Sin is now a dolphin.
>>26929198
>>26929214
>>26929178
>>26929236
So... Why does he want us to work the grill?
>>26929246
>>26929246
God damn it, not another mystery
>>26929246
Hell if I know, I've been here since the Big Bang and I haven't the foggiest.
>>2692924
it cant do it itself, it has no hands
>>26929196
>>26929236
I understand and cheer for our new Dolphin overlord, who is, clearly, the best champion in the game.
>All this activity because of a dolphin that likes grilled treats.
it demands a sacrifice every year. what shall we offer our new lord?
>>26929318
>He even calls you "baby"Dolphin is a sweet dolphin
>Only in Flutterrape
>>26929335
I say we sacrifice >>26928096 <--that loud ass cricket that's disturbing the peace.
>>26929355
yea jesus christ its so loud someone offer it up to our dolpin overlord allready
>>26929373
>>26929355
>>26929335
AND SO IT SHALL BE.
ON THIS DAY, THE THIRTIETH OF MARCH, WE SHALL SACRIFICE A SINGLE OBNOXIOUS CRICKET TO OUR OVERLORD, THE BEST CHAMPION IN LEAGUE, THE GRILL MASTER, DOLPHIN!
Let's get this glorious sacrificial tradition underway, shall we?
>>26929566
Using chickun drums for this
>>26929566
>>26929611Check'd
DO IT
>>26929566
>>26929611
Tossing in spooky music
>Mfw Flutterrape is getting occulty as fuck
COMMENCE THE RITUAL
WHERE ARE THE WRITEFAGS? THEY SHOULD BE HERE WITH US!
>>26929770
>>26929820
>The Chickun Shaman pulls down his hood.
>Trixie puts on her robe and wizard hat.
>The group of various Anons from different walks of life hum collectively encircling the cricket that's in a cage, that's on the sacrificing altar.
>Zecora steps forward.
>"TO THE DOLPHIN THAT KEEPS US SAFE, WE BRING YOU A GIFT WITH OUR GRACE!"
>Eminem steps forward with a mic.
>"It's time iggity end this crickety cricket lickity splicket!
>The Dolphin steps down from his throne, nodding at his yearly offer that is before him.
>He points to the kitchen.
>"TO THE GRILL!"
>>26929891
omg
this is my headcannon now
Is Flutterrape ususally this silly when I'm not looking?
>>26929947
>>26929891
God damn it, I shouldn't be laughing.
cute bump <3
>>26929246
Isn't a grill supposed to be a....girl?
Ah good, this thread survived another Scruffening.
>>26930678
In this context, Overlord Dolphin is actually talking about a grill. Not a girl
>>26930682And there are contingencies in place. Flutterrape is in safe hands bae
>>26930701
Meh, I think the thread is pretty safe. It's been around for years.
>>26930881
MODS HELP MODS HELP
>>26930978
shut up. this needs to be done.
If someone would make a cap of todays newly founded holiday, so we may never forget in the years to come, we would be eternally grateful.
>>26931314
Second this.
Posting our other memories
>>26931342
>>26931342
>>26931356
Hahahaha wow. Did anyone cap that GradeAUnderA post? And who has the cap for when Swift proposed to UV Light?
>>26931419
What abour Zer0 day? I was literally shitting when that was posted.
>>26931524
Shiiiiit
>>26931419
>when Swift proposed to UV Light?
Yep.
>>26930682
It got scruffed. This is a replacement, and thus far it has been allowed to live. The known caveat: No clop, either images or green.
>>26931636
That actually happened that's like a legitimately first time that /mlp/ did something pretty awesome.
Besides you know existing.
>>26932031
Wait, so lewd green isn't allowed anymore? Where'd you see that?
>>26932031
>A general dedicated to Fluttershy getting in Anon's pants
>No lewd pics or green
The fuck do we do now?
>>26933039Bump.
Oh, and sacrifice crickets once every year.
>>26933039
>inb4 some shill talks about /gtpone/ on not half chanI know I can't be the only that ran into Anons talking about that board.
>>26933206You're not; however, I may set up a Flutterrape thread there. I know it's as dead as a skeleton, but there may be some biters who like the idea.
>>26933564It couldn't hurt. You can count me in on this.I was checking out the rule post there. Not bad. I could see myself frequenting there.
>>26933039
>No lewd pics or green
Woman, please.
Pics are easy enough, green is a little harder for me. Though I am currently writing right this moment now, so hopefully I get that done soon.
does this video count as flutterrape cuz i think its supposed to be fluttershy https://youtu.be/VCnK4ogjEMc
>>26933909
The shit did I jus watch? Are you trying to displease Overlord Dolphin?
>>26933997
the creator got fluttershy and scootaloo mixed up :(
>>26934062
Howdid that evennnnnnnnn
>>26934081
the world needs to know of this incredible work of art
>>26931524
Zer0 day?
>>26934183
You weren't around for Zer0 day?
>>26932790
They modified /mlp/ rule #2:
This is a work safe board. No pornographic images or other not safe for work content is allowed (this includes clop).
>>26934336
>>26934336
Shit, you can't be serious, no way this ends lewd green
>>26934336
>>26934382
Wait, is nsfw green allowed or not?
>>26934336
NSFW content is pretty much images. Aside from the obvious factor of how you'd already be in shit if you were on 4chan at work, I don't think anyone would take the time to actually read anything to see if its clop/smut/whatever.
Green is fine, so long as its not the start of a thread and goes abso-fucking-lutely nowhere.
So Flutterrape is perfectly fine to continue about its business.
>>26934336
>>26934382
>>26934428
They never changed rule 2, that's what it's always said.
Don't understand why I have to keep posting this. >>26912273
>>26934238
What is that?
>>26934496
https://desustorage.org/mlp/thread/7612927/#7615126
The day we all took slasher's alternate trip and wrote grimdark shit.No regrets
>>26934464
Because it's three years old and management has undergone some major changes in that time. Looks like the new guard takes a stricter view of things.
>>26934634
Despite popular belief, the mods aren't stupid. If they wanted Flutterrape gone this current thread wouldn't exist. Hiding the title isn't enough to avoid deletion, the first scruffening taught us that. People need to stop shouting doomsday just because a new guy wiped out half the board for a single afternoon.
>>26934961
Further supported by the fact that a mod has clearly already been in this thread to remove the two furry porn images that were supposedly making implications regarding Scruffy's sexual preference. Not only that, but while those two pics are gone, the two I censored just to take the piss out of the rule and what not at >>26912479 and >>26933889 are still there.
So really, there's nothing bad with what we're doing, and the mods are perfectly fine with us.
Hey mods! You guys are pretty alright!
Hey guys,
How are you all doing? How are things going around here? Admittedly, I haven't been browsing for the last (kind of long) while but it's really cool to see the thread still up with some green.
Any c00l new writefags pop up?
>>26935089
Nothing really worth talking about unfortunately, last thread got mod purged so everyone's kinda touchy at the moment; but not in the good way.
>>26935107
Let's get touchy in a good way~
>>26935107
Yeah, I skimmed through the thread and found some info on it. I'm assuming it was green that was purged? Huh.Well, rules are rules.:^)))))))))))
>>26935147
Ya, one afternoon all the greentext threads got deleted. They're back now but some people are proclaiming the second coming of scruffy or some shit.
>>26935147
We also started some occult dolphin shit yesterday.
I am still not sure if I joined a cult
>>26935176
Did you already mail in your 40 Rape Dollar entrance fee in a self addressed envelope?
This cult is pay to play babee
>>26935785
Oh shit, sorry, didn't mean to be loud.
bump
>>26935787
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>>26935970
>That spoiler
Bedtime bump.
