"Last thread was 404'd" edition
Ponies who love Anon really, but don't want him to find out. Ever!
Pastebin Gallery
http://pastebin.com/u/RiggyRag
http://pastebin.com/u/Fruitanon
http://pastebin.com/u/AnalPlugAnon
http://pastebin.com/u/Hellmeister
http://pastebin.com/u/tsunguywriter
http://pastebin.com/u/brandnewwritefag
Pics and greens are always welcome. B-but don't think we want them or anything...
>>26905237
Hopefully this thread wont get pruned like the last
Bump for the meister of hell
Good luck.
This is the end.
My dearest friend.
The end.
Damn, I'm tired.
I haven't even done much exercise today, I'm just emotionally exhausted.
Let's hope I can sleep it off.
>>26905354
I'm with ya there, friendo.
>>26905237
Bump
>tfw you sleep for 16 hours and scruffy killed the thread
You can't do it for free forever.
Your OP image is basically roleplaying.
>>26909913
Fucking how.
>Your shined shoes clack against the tiled floor.
>It is half past 2, yet she is nowhere to be found.
>Obviously sleeping in again.
>Honestly, her duties are not as exhausting as she lets on.
>And she really does let it on.
>You briskly make your way to her quarters.
>A silver tray carrying Green Tea and two slices of whole wheat toast; honey butter carefully spread over their surfaces.
>You lift the shining metal with one arm above your head and swiftly raise your gloved hand to the door.
>You count in your head quietly.
>One, two, three and-
>You clunk your hand against the door with a rapid thump.
>"Myergghh"
>A muffled groan slides out from under the door.
"Ms. Luna, it is time to wake up." you say with your voice slightly raised.
>The sound of covers being ruffled gives you her less-than-compliant answer.
>You sigh.
>She never gets up without some kind of push.
>>26910696
>You reach into your vest pocket and grab the large brass key inside.
>With a quick flick of the wrist and a little force the door opens.
>The blue bedroom smells of lavender, and the lump in the middle of the bed jostles in annoyance.
>You walk next to the bed with the tray.
"Please Ms. Luna, must I do this EVERY afternoon?" you inquire.
>She moans in discomfort, still obscured by the covers.
>You shake your head.
>You place the tray on her nightstand and wander to the window shades.
"It is a beautiful day, and you'll never get to experience it if you sleep it all away!" you say as you separate the curtains.
>Yellow sunlight floods the room.
>"I do not need to see the sun! Leave me to rest, Anonymous!" Luna shouts from beneath her covers.
>You grip the comforter that cover the restless lump and pull.
>With the covers, Luna flops onto the ground.
"Honestly, you're over 10 times as old as me yet I have to come up here and treat you like a child. Every single afternoon, Ms. Luna. Every single one."
>Luna looks up at you, her head and neck still partially covered by the deep blue blankets.
>She pouts, her face filling with blush.
>You shake your head and grab the tray.
>You sit down in front of her on the ground.
"You must eat your breakfast and join the land of the living, Princess." you say as you offer her tea.
>"I do not need to do anything, Anonymous." she corrects as she hovers her tea to her lips.
>You roll your eyes.
"Yes, of course princess."
>What a brat.
>>26910696
>>26910709
>>26910709
>Luna sips her tea without making eye contact before hovering over a piece of toast.
>You've gotten used to this routine. She eats, you wait.
>She takes a bite of a piece of toast and chews it slowly.
>You wait.
>She swallows after awhile and finally looks at you.
>"Once again you have burned my toast, Anonymous."
>No, you did not.
>It was browned perfectly, after all you strive for excellence.
>And yet, for Ms. Luna it is never perfect.
>The tea bag was left in for too long, the butter was spread too thin, and the toast was burned.
>Yes there always seems to be something wrong.
"My apologies, Madam. Surely I will achieve unburned toast one of these days." you say sarcastically as you stand.
>Luna huffs air out of her snout.
>"Is that insubordination I hear in your voice, Anonymous?" she says as she stand to about your eye level.
>She is much larger than the other ponies you've seen. Not quite at Celestia's level, of course.
>You smile at Luna politely.
"Of course not, Princess. Please, forgive my restless tongue."
>Luna squints.
>>26911219
>"How would my sister react if she knew you were giving me such attitude?" Luna asks.
>You raise your eyebrows.
"Honestly, Ms. Luna, I doubt she would give a damn." you say bluntly, "But if you'd like to go ask her..."
>You bow a little and direct your arms towards the open door.
"By all means, Princess, go ask her." you say with the same polite smile.
>Luna's face scrunches.
>"Perhaps I will!" she says as she walks towards the door.
>You continue to hold you bow until she starts to head down the stairs.
>Her mane has yet to be done, and she hasn't put on a bit of royal clothing.
>Every morning it's something different.
>You follow her down the stairs as she heads towards the throne room.
>Other servants begin to take care of her, asking her what she needs.
>That is your signal to head to the back.
>You briskly walk to a hidden door by the stairs.
>The help's hallway is crowded by maids and chefs, butlers and guards. Anypony who assists the princesses use these secret passages.
>A familiar couple maids look up at you.
>"Finished getting Luna, Anonymous?" one says with a smirk.
>You smile down at her and shake your head.
"I had to pull her off her bed today. I swear she gets worse every day" you say while folding your arms.
>The girls chuckle.
>"You're the only one she treats so poorly! Why does Celestia make YOU wake her up?"
>You shake your head.
"I believe she gets some sort of sick satisfaction from it," you say with a smile, "Besides, I'm head butler. If anyone should take the bullet, it should be me."
>You begin to walk down the hall.
"Now let us get back to work ladies."
>The mares chuckle.
>"Yes sirr~" they say in unison.
>You laugh at their tone as you speed walk down the hall.
>Your work is far from over, unfortunately.
There are some green about limestone?
>>26909913
>>26911245
I'm enjoying this, please continue.
>>26911245
Moar?
>>26905237
So are we ever going to get a version with senpai spelled correctly?
>>26910696
Before I read your story, is it about Luna?
post
Bamp
>>26911245
Wow. I come back, and we have a newcomer.
This is pretty damn good. Have you got a pastebin?
>>26911406
I can just hear her scream
>>26915609
It is distressing to have to defend the one you love from idiots. Its an uphill battle.
Boop
>>26915011
Nope. Never got one.
>>26913147
Yessir.
>>26911519
>>26911773
Later today, can't do much right now.
I've got a date tomorrow, so it might be difficult for me to write and prepare at the same time.
Stay lively, people.
>>26916500
Shame. You're more than welcome here nevertheless.
Boop
>"I.. I GUESS I have a way of sending you back to Earth..."
>Twilight seems really upset
>Even more so than she usually is around you.
"Oh yeah?! How?!"
>She hesitates, her glare half-hearted.
>"I-it's a spell that I f-found. Plane-shifting. B-but I don't know if I should use it on y-you..."
>Oh fuck me.
>Really, Twilight?
>You're going to be a bitch NOW?!
"Why the hell not?!"
>Twilight meets your angry glare with one of her own, but it only lasts a few seconds before she collapses into a pile of sobbing mare.
>"I-it's n-not like I wah-want you tuh-to stay here w-with me or anything, duh-dummy!"
>>26905237
Are there any Sugarcoat stories?
>>26918851
I hope so
Bampu
I need a drawfag to draw a pink iguana for me.
>>26911245
>Luna's face scrunches
I was going to complain about a wrong picture, but I only found 1 scrunched Luna in her folder. Brb, committing sudoku.
Also nice start
butt
>>26905237
bump
Hellmeister said he had a date, I wonder how that went.
>>26923626
If dubs, it went horribly
>>26923888
>trips
Does this make you SUPER-right?
>>26923928
God I hope not
I'm so sorry Hellmeister I didn't mean to senpai
>>26923940
>tfw you ruin senpai's date and don't have a plan to swoop in and seduce him yourself
>>26924039
I mean, I'm not gay, but I'd give him a brojob
>>26924070
You ride together you die together. Don't pussy out because you don't want to suck his dick. What are you, gay?
>>26923626
>>26923888
>>26923928
>>26923940
>>26924039
>>26924070
>>26924389You guys are adorable
Don't worry about bringing about horrible failure upon me, the date hasn't started yet. In fact, I was just about to go on it.This date isn't the only commitment I've got, y'know
Hope you guys have a good day.
>>26925226
Hope it goes well.
Before we got nuked I started writing something. I kind of want to continue thislater today.
This is what I had so far, before the 'purge' happened: http://pastebin.com/EFTUe6XA
You know, if you want to read it.N-not that I want you to baka
>>26925665
Oh shit, i didnt notice this had an update before the very ineffectual scruffening.
Id love to see it continued, but so far its more martialproblems or reversed rolls than tsun.
>>26925665
I hope things speed up again. I'd like to see more of this.
>>26926161
>>26926687
I posted it in the wrong thread
>tfw you fuck up even something as simple as posting on 4chin
I'll show myself out to the proper threadMP,this does not belong here
They said it was a good first date, guysAnd that I should come over to their house on the next one>mfw
>>26925665
Wow. You were writing THIS, for this thread?
This is some high quality stuff. Thank you.
I'll see if I can get my mind off the implications my date set, and get on writing with my story.
>>26927368
Good job, I believed in you
I'm just relieved my trips didn't fuck it up. It appears Bateman has had mercy upon us.
>>26926799
now i know you are lying, i saw the first update and i dont visit the cuck thread thank you very much.
I only frequent prestigious cancers, like the RGRE and AiEi hope to see you in one of those senpai
>>26905237
Use this helpful pic
>>26927611
Now now Anon, you can lie to me, but can you lie to yourself? You visited a niche cancer general and enjoyed it ^:)(You) saw it in RGRE
The story is not tsundere relevant I'm afraid, and I did not mean to post it here. I could not delete the post by the time I realised, so it's left as a mark of my shame. Sorry to disappoint >>26927368
>>26928080
Oh, don't worry about it. It's a great story nevertheless.
>>26927544
>Your dubs
It would appear so.And thank you
>>26905237
bump
>>26905237
/r/ing a Sugarcoat green.
>>26905237
bump
>>26905237
bump
I've been away for a while.
This thread evolved from the Damage Control threads, right?
>>26905237
bump
>>26905237
bump
>>26936610
and another bump is needed. and yes, we all know scruffy is a faggot.
Buuuuump
Man, I've been so...Lovesick.
It's been hard to concentrate on my story. Sorry guys.
I'll try to get it finished.
>>26905237
Are there any good feelsy Sugarcoat greens? I haven't visited /mlp/ in a few months, and want to know if I have missed anything involving Sugar-chan.
>>26905237
No, is Yandere.
>>26940538
were all gonna make it bra
>>26911372
I was supposed to make one
But... I didnt got time...
>>26940538
See guys, this is what happens when you get a life. Save yourself, avoid 3DPD and any social interactions. Next thing you know you will stop being a NEET and won't have time to shitpost anymore
>>26940538
i am genuenly happy for you
>>26940538
Remember.
>>26945387
This.
Please stop making your life better
But seriously, I shouldn't be this proud of a stranger on tge internet.
s'cool
>>26949514you can too
>>26940870
nah
>>26905237
bump
April theme be gone.
>>26955653
and it is
