Diversity Edition
All Dazzling lovers are welcome. It doesn't matter if you're an Adagio, Aria or Sonatafag, let's all join in one place. Post anything of the Dazzlings: drawings, discussions, stories, fetishes, re-edits, gifs, re-made songs (written or, if you had the guts to, sung), anything you like. Come here and show that you're under their spell!
Story Pastebin/Archived Threads:
http://pastebin.com/NjS5LgYv
Art Compilation:
https://www.dropbox.com/sh/2cryg0c1bk3v92s/AABPY1McXUInkwm3xrO5116ca?dl=0
For aspiring writers:
http://pastebin.com/V1ujiyJt
http://pastebin.com/whCQ2GpX
http://pastebin.com/bnMmZ2T3
Steam group: >http://steamcommunity.com/groups/PraisetheSirens
Old Shattered Gem
>>26822586
Welp scruffening 2.0 is upon us. Been fun guys.
>>26904101
>Been fun guys.
really?
>>26904065
Why did the last thread 404?
>>26904079
>scruffening
>>26904106
I always enjoy coming to these threads
>>26904124
Guess mods got sick of greentext threads and eternal X threads so now they're sweeping them off the board. CYOA thread, AiE, all the EqG generals are all getting shot. Probably just need a reformat, make the threads more sporadic rather than up all the time.
>>26904194
man at this point the only reason why i come to /mlp/ is for this threads
come on mods don't hoe me
Dare I suggest a regrouping at cripple or mlpchan?
>>26904194
>mods have a right to decide how people use the board
Remember to move to cripplechan if this persists.
>>26904256
/trash/
>>26904256
/trash/, my friend
>>26904267
>mods have a right to decide how people use the board
that's literally true though you fucking moron
>>26904256
we have the stream group so i guess if you haven't joined now is a good time to.
>>26904267
>>26904267
>cripple
i'll ban you there, don't worry
>>26904256
Cripple
>>26904299
I take it you haven't had your hot pockets yet today.
so now what.......
>>26904457
Now we wait for the inevitable end. Buckle up and be back tomorrow once the storm settles.
>>26904457
into the /trash/ we go
>>26904457
>>26904525
>>26904484
geee i can't wait to get banned for making this bread
>>26904567
We cab still survive. The Dazzlings are relevant to the show.
THEY ARE RELEVANT!
i don't want to lose you guys
>>26904625
I feel ya. We can always /trash/.
>>26904194
Or the mods are being incompetent as usual. I was once banned for posting panda guy porn on /v/ even though I'm not into furry, I'm not into dudes, I'm not into Warcraft, the panda race bothers me in particular, and I've only been on /v/ once back in 2011.
>>26904457
Now we party on. Fuck the police. Think I should repost that siren Aria short for those who missed it?
I'm not part of this general but what the fuck is happening to this board? Anybody check the IRC?
>>26904701
All non-show related material is being pruned.
That means all greentext threads are being destroyed, as are the fetish threads and fantasy stuff.
It is all show discussion now (RIP Hunter Anon)
>>26904748
So, they are literally killing the board?
Because, fan content is pretty much what this board runs on.
>>26904748
You say that, but other threads that aren't non-show related aren't being pruned.
Take Spiderwomen Sunset thread for example.
>>26904748
>RIP Hunter Anon
This
>>26904781
They targeted the big greentext threads first, deleting them instantly when this begun.
Not all threads are dead yet, but most of them are.
I'm hiding here, hoping that they don't fucking shoot us down.
I mean, Anon's Pie adventure is still up. How the fuck is that not breaking their new interpretation of the rules?
At least be consistent in your horrible decisions, mods.
>>26904776
You should had seen how livelier the board was in the beginning, before /b/read, fluffies and the rest were banned. The board got bland after that and a lot of the fun left, making it what it is today. A bunch of prompts getting tapped out and turned into generals.
I have an extremely strong disdain for the mods now. I don't care much for generals but the mod deleted the Edits thread. Don't touch my pork Mod.
>>26905016
I meant porn
>>26905034
Oh, we know.
>>26905016
The mods are terrorist coming to take our bacon away from us.
Dagi is best dazzle
Mfw the HHH is still up
>>26905100
Would discussing the possibility of Adagio retaining her fish skin but only on her hands as a human in Equestria Girls be show related?
>>26905129
mfw my thread got killed right after an update
>>26905163
We'll know soon enough...
come over to
>>>/trash/2082951
Sauce? Who dat?
Stop being like beheaded chicken, everyone. Post Dazzles.
>>26905380
>>26905353
So this is the end
>>26905380
>>26905423
I don't know who it is sorry.
What was their plan after the baddle?
>>26905473
We'll just pick up the pieces again.
>>26905531
You mean besides ruling the human world with their equestrian magic? Probably find a way not to get bored.
>>26905531
I always liked to imagine that it would be a very humbling experience for them.
they got to figure out what they want to do with the rest of their lifes get real jobs, go to collage, or maybe do something reckless because they don't want real jobsmaybe become strippers
I'm of the head cannon that they not immortal after the events in RR tho
>>26905590
I thought they wanted to get their asses back to Equestria? Been a few months since I've watched the movie
>>26905724
was their motivation ever explained. I thought they wanted to rule the school and then the world
![1836__580x326_aver-mediacenter-2011-08-25-20-58-27-42[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/e8XbnCn.jpg "1836__580x326_aver-mediacenter-2011-08-25-20-58-27-42[1].jpg")
>>26904065
So if Adiago is the alpha, is Aria the omega and Sonata the beta ?
>>26904625
It seems like things are calming down now.
i think were safe.........
>Deleting us when we were only forty posts from naturally going down
Lame
Well anyway unless they keep deleting our threads I say business as usual lads. Let's all calm down and enjoy some dazzles. I'm partial to this one myself.
My only regret is scroof cant delete sonatafags from existence.
>>26906098
But with no Sonatafags, how are we supposed to get rape greens of Retarded Blue?
>>26906129
This. Without Sonata the rape dynamic of the group isn't nearly as exciting. I've personally always been more a fan of the Adagio doming Aria set up, but I appreciate the spice Sonata adds.
>>26905724
They wanted to make the world adore them. They didn't want to go back and they didn't want to rule anything. If they get "redeemed" it'll probably be explained as them realizing that they want to be liked and accepted like how friends do with eachother.Then they'll upload lewds on facebook and get millions of friends like that abortion, Tila Tequila did.
I love you, /dzg/
>"Hey loser, buy me lunch and I'll spit in your mouth in return"
what do
>>26906148
I've never really thought of Aria as one Adagio could take advantage of that way. She seems a little too violent to me, but I guess this problem is avoided if consent is a thing. Sonata just seems easy to rape, though. Especially if you go with the Sister Dazzles headcanon
>>26906549
how about just a kiss on the cheek...
>>26904672
i wouldn't mind you posting that green maybe even writing some more...
>"Please don't leave, Anon. Okay?"
>Ari, it was just one thread jesus christ you thirsty cunt.. l-love you
>>26906773
damn i want a puppy dog aria
>>26906549
>Buy Aria a club sandwich
>Sit with her and your new friends on their table in the cafeteria
>Aria takes a bite and chews it into goo
>She turns to you
>You pucker your lips
>She grabs your face and pulls it close
>You kiss passionatelly as she feeds you
>You share her lunch this way
>She feeds you like a bird feeds it's young
>She's been doing this for a few days now
>For as long as you've been together, actually
>Everyone including Sonata is too disgusted by Aria's show of affection to eat
>Adagio just enjoys the looks in people's faces
>She's had a salad earlier
>>26906595
Meh, Aria plays tough but it's just an act. The moment Adagio grits her teeth Aria reverts to being the poof's bitch.
>>26906597
But it's not morning yet...
Actually, I've at least two other wip greens that I want to finish but I can't because I'm stuck replaying Halo. Also I'm not in a kinky mood and that impacts my lewd writing.
>Summer vacation
>You're on a boat on the way to an island
>It's night and the ship is crossing open sea
>The ship's lights and the cloudy weather hide the stars
>The sky is as black as the sea
>They blend together perfectly, making it seem as if the ship is lost in nothingness
>It's scary
>You hear singing
>It's...alien. Exotic. Beautyful
>And it's coming from out there
>It goes on like this for a few minutes
>And then the ship hits a rock
>You fall on the water
>You panic as the now cold nothingness swallows you whole
>Literally
>Something prickly like a couple rows of needles closes around your leg and pulls you down under the surface
>You scream and water replaces the air in your lungs
>This is it. This is how your life ends
1/2
hey guys how's it going
>>26907013
>........
>Sentience. Consciousness. Warmth. A rhythmic beating
>You open your startled eyes
>You are alive!
>And restrained
>You're in a cave
>It humid and smells kinda bad, like fish, rotting meat and a pen
>Luminescent mushrooms bathe the place in soft light
>There's a pile of bones and rags in a corner of the cave
>A few of the rags look like the uniforms the ship's crew wore
>Shit!
>You struggle to shake off whatever holds you in place
>It's no use
>The more you struggle, the more you are constricted
>You look down and then up but you can't believe in your eyes
>It's a big, purple monster right out of a mythology book
>It's like a capricorn, but it's top half looks more like a reptilian horse thing
>It's sleeping
>It's forelegs are resting on your shoulders and chest while it's strong, limber tail is wrapped around your legs
>You can feel it's warmth and hear it's heartbeat
>It would be pretty enjoyable if it weren't for the fact that it's probably saving you for breakfast
>You try to free your self again, this time trying to twist out of the monstrous embrace like a kitten
>The creature yawns, revealing a discouraging denture of needle-sharp teeth and a long, thin tongue
>It looks at you with sleepy eyes
>The colour of life is drained from your face as you shrink back into the relative safety of it's embrace
>The creature lowers it's head and rubs it's chin against the top of your head affectionatelly for a few moments
>You sweat cold sweat as you realize you're a dead, dead man
"F-fuck..."
>"In the morning" said the creature as it fell back asleep
2/2
>>26907031
>those thighs
Btw here's a link to last thread in desustorage. Also, rerequesting pic related with anon and one of the sirenform dazzlings, please.
https://desustorage.org/mlp/thread/26822586/
>>26907043
>>26907031
>>26907013
>>26906950
>>26906773
>>26906901
>>26906549
so much love for the purple grump in the bread im loving it
>>26907148
Looks like the mods are being faggots again
>>26907148
This pleases my lesbian
>>26907247
Coming soon: The mods are asleep, post Dazzlings.
>>26907148
I wish Fig was here to see us.
http://i.imgur.com/C0HGPIs.png
Enjoy
>>26907355
pegnota dusk
>>26907433
This disturbs me greatly
>>26907490
>>26907449
WHY DID THESE GET DELETED.
STOP IT MODS
>>26907310
M-m-maybe our thread was deleted by accident?
>>26907537
You deleted those yourself, right?
>>26907031
Hi weewoo. (fresh aria; assuming)
Coffee pls.
Actually, /r/ Dagi as Starbx barista serving me coffee.pls
Yo faggots, gimme something to color
>inb4 aria
>inb4 grey lines that aren't black
>inb4 dirty disgusting incleaned images
>>26907684
Pick your poison
Aria: spits in your coffee
Adagio: daterape drugs your coffee
Sonata: accidentally hotsauces your coffee
>>26907712
There are other options besides #2?
>>26907712
Sonata, definately. I really love hotsauce.
>>26907705
>>26907650
The current hypothesis is that a mod/janitor went on a rampage, and is now trying to damage control with the sticky.
>>26907705
https://derpiboo.ru/760750
>>26907490
I'm disappointed Aria didn't replace anon's porn folder with pictures of herself.
Also
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HkaVpTIFOU4
>>26907254
Her girl, how about a night out with a real man?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-XNFokmDKrE&app=desktop
>>26907712
Number two makes me feel wanted and hot. I'll go with that one.
>>26907712
It is kind of my fetish to be raped. DOOR NUMBER TWO, PLEASE
>>26907785
Ewww. Penissssss
>>26907765
Sounds about right. It pisses me off that he subtly tells us that he's doing us a favour by being lax. What a prat.
Just to ease the panic I accidentally caused, I took down the Aria greens I posted out of slight paranoia due to the Scruffening. I'll make an imgur album quick for those who want to read it. No B&ns for me today. Also, gd dmn, three captchas to post this shit
>>26907896
It's a tongue in cheek joke, mate. Now turn the other cheek so I can lick that too.
>>26907934
>three captchas to post this shit
bloody hell
>>26907934
Where did you find those, mate? Past /dzg/ thread? Current thread elsewhere? Are you the writefag?
>>26907934
Don't sweat it dog the storm's over. Carry on as usual just don't go making prompt threads.
http://imgur.com/a/hfW3q Enjoy the green.
>>26907956
It's a sign
>>26908001
Yeah I'm getting the 3 captchas too.
>>26907934
glad it legit kinda freaked me out
The system thinks I'm spamming. GG. Anyway, I found it on infinichan. >>26907978
Also, >>26907984 , you lied to me. The storm has only just begun
>>26908001
>mfw that ending
There are other threads with Green in them still, so I don't think it's problem to do green. The spidershimmer thing has green.
Also, the applejack prompt one about heaven is still up as well.
>>26908001
It's a sign that stubborness conquers.
>>26907984
Scruffy is currently busy dealing with a stubborn anon who does god's work by pissing the bastard off.
>>26908113
Here's the best damn Aria green I've ever read. If I ever meet the writefag, I'll buy him a woman for the night.
http://pastebin.com/RvNbZbXT
Well looks like we're in a better position now. Good job holding it down anons.
>>26907712
All three
...huh. So, I was writing in a thread that apparently got scruffed, and told them I would try continuing what I was working on here in /dzg/ if that thread went under. Given the way the board's looking, though, I don't want to get my ass banned or screw up this thread for you guys.Also I don't want to post utter shit on your thread if you have better things to talk about.Would you all be interested in a continuation of what I've got so far, and if so should it be here or elsewhere?
The archived thread:
https://desustorage.org/mlp/thread/26757495/#q26811377
>>26908566
If it's Dazzle related I don't think anyone's gonna run you out or anything. I'd say go ahead.
>>26908566
If it's Dazzling related it's welcome.
>>26904065
>The one character who happens to be black is named "blaze."
>>26908566
I was reading it please continue it here
>>26908825
kek thats pretty good
>>26908566
As far as I've read the question is why you didn't post it here in the first place.
>I don't want to get my ass banned
Don't be a pussy. The mod can't throw a fit forever.
>screw up this thread for you guys
Pfft, last thread got erased for existing. We did nothing related to Scruffy's new prohibitions. You can't screw the thread. Unless you mean shit the place up. That's my job. The name's Sal. Welcme aboard the siren love boat.
>>26907738
I would have finished this sooner if paint.net didn't fucking crash on me and if I made up my mind on how to color it faster
>>26908798
>>26908810
>>26908887
Fair enough, I'll post the next bit within the next couple hours, schedule permitting.
>>26908971
I'm not going to promise competition on the shitting-up-the-thread front, but if you see some, don't be surprised if it comes from me.
>>26909228
Very nice anon, looks good.
I hate how we can't report mods or tell them apart so we can call them out. It still fucking burns my ass that he can claim with a straight face what he did in the sticky even though everyone admits he erased threads almost blindly. I wish I could pull out his teeth and piss in his mouth.
>>26909228
Added dots to pants
>>26909661
And since this IS a diversity edition
>>26909685
Lynch it
>>26909228
>>26909661
>>26909685
pretty good and I'm glad you made a chocolate one too <3
>>26909685
Wasn't sure with the eyelids tell me which is better
>>26909685
>>26909746
I'd make that chunk of chocolate melt in my hands
and my mouth
>>26909685
>>26909746
I'm gonna vote for the purple one. Both look good, but the purple feels more natural for Aria.
>>26909746
I dig the purple on this one, looks like eyeshadow which works really well with her skin tone. I'm not usually a fan of "racial diversity" just for the sake of it, but her dimensions really sell me on it in this case.Given which Dazzling it is, you'd really think she'd beAryan
>>26909797
i want her to melt in my lap
>>26909818
>>26909799
Right then. Purple for all future mint chocolate Arias.
>>26910031
>mint chocolate Arias
now I'm hungry
>>26910102
>>26910031
i could have mint chocolate allllllllll daaaaaaaaay~
>>26908566
continuing on...
>you look over at Sonata, who's bouncing in her seat like she just passed a sign with Mickey Mouse ears that says '5 miles ahead'
>how anyone can be this excited at the prospect of going clothes shopping, you'll never know
>but at least it's made her happy
>"Hey Anon! What kind of music do you have in this thing, anyway? Ooh, wait no, don't tell me!"
>she puts both hands to her temples, apparently reading your musical aura from the nebulous ether beyond as she closes her eyes in concentration
>"Youuuuuu... liiiiiiiiike..."
>she points a hand at your stereo, waggling her fingers at it to coax your musical tastes from it
>"Mmmmmm..."
>her eyes open in surprise, before giving you an almost Costanza-esque disbelieving smirk
>"Really, Anon? 70's soft rock? Aren't we a little, y'know, past that by now?"
>you stifle a laugh at her
>oh sweet, innocent Sonata
>not that you don't enjoy a little Manilow when nobody's looking
>but the truth is really so much worse
"Is that your final answer?"
>she blinks in surprise
>"Uh. I guess?"
>you imitate a buzzer, sticking out your tongue at her as you come to a stop at a light
"Sorry Sonata, wrong guess. Would you like to go for Double Jeopardy, where the scores can REALLY change?"
>she scowls at you
>apparently she's not used to her psychic music intuition being wrong
>"Really?"
>she fixes you with a devious smile
>"'Cause I'm betting youuuuu're bluffing!"
>she hits the power button with one finger, then immediately switches to CD, cranking the volume before the song can even start
>oh, you poor fool
>the stupid, cheesy synth starts up almost immediately
>you look over at her, stone-faced
>in perfect sync with the music, you recite the opening:
"Hiya Barbie!"
>she's blindsided by this development, jaw actually hanging open in disbelief
>so of course she misses her chance to respond
>that's okay, Lene Nystrom fills the silence perfectly
>'Hi Ken!'
"You wanna go for a ride?"
>'Sure, Ken!'
"Jump in!"
>>26910219
Pastebin?????
>>26910219
>Barbie girl
Flashbacks of Childhood incoming.
>>26910439
Think there are some in the thread he linked, but not sure if it's for this specific anon's story.
>>26910219
https://youtu.be/ZyhrYis509A
>you mouth the words to the song at her while waiting for the light to change, actually taking a perverse pleasure in how bad your taste is
>not that this is your everyday driving music
>but it's a song you did unironically burn to a CD because it's got an infectious (read: obnoxious) beat
>it helps break up all the punk rock and indie songs in your collection
>she holds a hand over her face, letting her whole head sink into it as she rests her elbow on the center console
>'imagination, life is your creation~'
"C'mon Barbie, let's go party!"
>you can't help but chuckle
>but you have, you realize as you notice the smirk she's wearing through her facepalm, made a grave mistake
>"A-a-a-ah, yeah,"
>she sings under her breath
>uh oh
>and incredbly off-key, like she was born to massacre late-90's pop, she belts back
>"Make me walk, make me talk, do whatever you please,"
>she sings at the top of her lungs, blushing slightly with how stupid the lyrics are but not willing to lose to you in a shitty-music-off
>"I can act like a star, I can beg on my knees~"
>you imitate the male singer's gruff non-voice as much as you can
"Come jump in, bimbo friend, let us do it again,"
>you head-bob in a way that any Night at the Roxbury fan would be envious of
"hit the town, fool around, let's go party!"
>not to be outdone, she improvises a couple playful-sensuous dance moves in her seat as she sings
>"You can touch, you can play, if you say I'm always youuurs~"
"You can touch! You can play! If you say I'm always youuuurs!"
>the two of you are locked in a musical dual to the death
"C'mon Barbie, let's go party!"
"Uuu-oh-u! Uuu-oh-u!"
>and neither of you will back down
>not when the stakes are this high!
>"I'm a Barbie girl!"
"In a Barbie wo-o-orld!"
>"Life in plastic:"
"It's fantastic!"
>you almost miss the turn for the mall you're so enraptured with this stupid sing-off
>"Aah! You can brush my hair!"
"Undress me anywheeeere!"
>>26910565
>"Imagination!"
"Life is your creation!"
>you pull into the parking lot for the mall just in time, as the two of you can't hold back the laughter anymore
>and you both dissolve into giggles just about the same time you throw it in park
>sure you have a couple cars between the front doors of the mall and here
>but you're not going to spend the next ten minutes looking for a spot
>instead, you just sit in the car while the rest of the song plays out, the pair of you cackling at how stupid each other (and yourselves) sounded
>as with all good songs>and with this song too
>the music eventually comes to an end, and you turn the music down and back to radio
>lest she discover other horrors lurking in your CD case
"That... was awful."
>you can't help but giggle again at it
>"Ohmygod, it was ATROCIOUS!"
>she holds both hands over her face in shame, nonetheless still catching her breath from the laughter
>"Why would you have that song? Why would ANYONE have that song?!"
>she gives you a disparaging smile that you shrug off easily
"Well, on the one hand, it's great for when people want to complain about my music tastes,"
>you turn the car off and pop the door open
>A/C's on the fritz, and you don't want Sonata getting warm sitting here talking to you
"And on the other hand, it really does have a good beat. Not the most thought-provoking lyrics, but it's fun to sing along to."
>the pair of you start towards the blessedly cold gusts of wind peeling out of the mall's main entrance
>"Yeah, I guess. You know I've got blackmail on you now, right?"
>she ribs at you
"Excuse you, I think you knew those words better than I did!"
>you fire back
>she blushes ever so slightly
>"Well, to buy my silence (and as an apology), I think YOU owe me a smoothie."
>oh no
>perish the thought
>compared to this, you envy Germany's reparation payments
"Fine, but you owe me some Reese's Pieces to make up for that performance."
>she rolls her eyes, but nods
>>26910439
>>26910477
Yeah, the pastebin in that thread's for this story. I'll repost it here, though I still need to go over it for spelling and grammar errors.
http://pastebin.com/mP6xiwwF
>>26910766
thanks m8
>>26909661
Dude, I haven't seen you in centuries! Though that's probably because I wasn't paying attention.
I like that cartoony style, though something about her face doesn't sit well with me. And will you look at those calves. I haven't seen calves like these since Kevin Sorbo's days as Hercules. Not saying they're bad, especially considering it's intentionally unrealistic. Just eyecatching.
>>26904065
Oh the stupid one is blond how original
>>26911034
No,they made the stupid one African american
>>26910847
I've been lurking since my last post with trip. Colored a couple images recently without trip though.
>>26907778
I do good? I can't into spilled juice on skin or clothes.
imgur.com/L1DQXf7
>>26911124
i think it look pretty good m8
I was wondering what happened to the last thread
>>26911124
>>26911124
ees gud mooch tanks too yoo
>>26911687
It was assassinated by them smelly mod niggers
Continuing from pastebin
http://pastebin.com/JVEZtgsi
>"Well, well. It took you long enough." Said a female voice, "So sad this little story time of yours had be broken up but now!"
>a sudden explosion of smoke
>you see a shadowy figure within the smoke cloud
>"Prepare yourself for you are about to to face the GREAT AND POWER-!!"
>"Hi Trixie!" yelled a waving Sonata
>"Must you do that Sonata?!"
>wat
>out of the cloud came an angry blue girl with a huge wizard hat and robe
>from the attire you can assume she's a mage
>"Did we not agree that the Great and Powerful Trixie shall do her epic introduction without interruption?" said Trixie with some flamboyant gestures
>"Aww, but we haven't seen each other in a while!" said Sonata who proceeds to hug Trixie
"Um, pardon us but can someone explain what is going on?"
>"This is Trixie, one of our old classmates remember?" said Sunset
"No, I don't actually.."
>"Ugh, how dare you say that you do not know who Trixie is?" said Trixie, "Anyone who has been part of these games obviously knows who Trixie is."
"Well bad news, I'm new and I've never heard of you."
>Trixie scoffs at you and turns her head away
>"Trixie will not be offended by a newbie."
"So why are you here? Come to fight us?"
>"Why would the Great and Powerful Trixie fight such an unfair fight?"
"Excuse me?"
>"Newbie, if you use your eyes you can plainly see that Trixie is alone."
>right now you just see Sonata still hugging Trixie as she continues talking
>"A four on one is not fair especially when there is a Cleric among the group."
>"But I thought you were one of the bosses?" said Sunset, "You can easily take us on even with Anon's healing."
>"That would be true but Trixie is no longer a servant of the Dungeon Lord. Trixie has become bored of squashing little mice. Trixie wishes for a real challenge!"
>"Don't you have a group with you?" asked Sour
>"Yes, but they died as soon as we came in this realm.. Trixie was most disappointed with them."
> Be Anon, trying to drown your sorrows in a family diner
> It was downright disappointing how quickly your internet audience gobbles up blog posts that are only /pol/ remixes
> For whatever reason, you get just enough donations and such to keep you afloat, even as you despair more and more over the true nature of humanity
> Beats working a job, and you find ways to spend your time
> The waitress fills your coffee cup with an almost empty carafe, but doesn't leave at your mumbled thanks
> "I'm sorry sir, we'll be closing soon. Would you like us to call a cab for you?"
> You hazard a smile at the waitress, idly wondering how she even deals with that volume of hair
"Nah, I'll be fine, I actually live pretty close."
> You consider your cup
"In fact I might as well get going, it's already pretty late."
> The waitress slid into the seat across from you, some of her professional distance falling away
> She gives you a small, pleading smile
> "Could you keep me company for a bit? I've been working all day, and I haven't had a real conversation for longer."
> The waitress actually looks pretty cute, now that you notice
> You shrug and sip at the coffee
"Alright. How've you been, uh-"
> You read the name tag
"Adagio?"
> Adagio props her elbows up on the table and rubs her face tiredly
> "You ever want to rule the world?"
> It came out a little muffled
"I guess? It might be nice."
> You take a longer drink of your coffee
> For the last of the pot, it was pretty good
> Adagio peered at you from between her fingers
> "I thought I'd give it a try, you know? Manipulate some administrators, stage a popular revolt, that sort of thing."
"It always seems pretty simple at the start."
> Then you yawn
"Sorry, go on."
> Adagio lowers her hands and smiles at you, an odd twinkle in her eye
> "It is getting pretty late, huh? Well, to cut a long story short, I had to move out of the area and lay low with my two idiot roommates. I did learn something from the whole experience though."
>>26912403
> You are having trouble keeping your eyes open, but you struggle to talk
"What's, ah, that?"
> Another yawn
> Adagio lays her hand on yours
> "I don't need to rule the world. It's more fun to personally overwhelm individuals."
> That sounds vaguely ominous, but you are too tired to care
"That's..."
> Your head jerks up, fighting off sleep
"That's good?"
> Adagio rises and makes her way to your side, supporting your weight as she walks you to the door
> "It is for me."
> The last thing you remember is her low laugh
.
..
...
....
> You wake up groggy and disoriented
> You stare around blearily at an unfamiliar bedroom
> Clothes lie scatted across ever surface
> You spy bras and panties with some interest, before noticing three used condoms on the nightstand near the bed
> Your blood runs cold, and your anus puckers in horror, but then you realise you aren't actually butthurt
> Now you just feel vaguely cheated
> You sit up fully, and the sheet falls from your torso
> Well, it seems you are at least shirtless,
> Never mind, you are naked and there is no sign of your clothes
> You consider wrapping yourself in the sheet as you gingerly slide off the bed, but modesty is not exactly what you want
> Especially given the cup size of the bras
> You swagger out into the hallway, looking both ways, and walking towards the kitchen
> You hear a door open behind you, and you turn
> A woman with long, purple and green pigtails and pajamas gives you an appreciative once over
> "Nice."
>>26912470
> You try not to blush too much
"Thanks. Do you know where my clothes went?"
> The woman maintained strick eye contact with your dick
> "Yeah sure, whatever."
> ...
"How about where, uh, what's her name is? The once with poofy orange hair."
> "Shhhhhhhh."
> You swing your hips a bit
> She licks her lips
"Go for it."
> Finally, she looks you in the eyes and approaches slowly, her hips swaying in a loose flannel prison
> "You're awfully cocky for some guy who broke into a girl's apartment naked."
> A fair point; the law would probably side with the less perverted person in the situation
> Still, you get the feeling it won't come to that
"What are you going to do about it?"
> She got real close, pulling your head down slightly to bring your ear to her mouth
> With her other hand, she grabs your dick with a pressure that borders on painful
> "I don't fuck with Adagio's sloppy seconds."
> Then she lets go of both of your heads and sashays off
> You may be confused, but your boner isn't
> You follow those hips to the tiny kitchen and dining area
> Yet another pretty girl is at the card table, happily eating some weird lucky charms knockoff
> What do kangaroos have to do with marshmallows?
> She starts giggling immediately
>>26912484
> You begin to reconsider your immodesty choice, but soldier on
"I don't suppose you know where my clothes are?"
> The girl with the blue ponytail beckons you over, and eats another spoonful of marshmallow matey's
> You crouch down so you are on eye level with her
"Yes?"
> She swallows, and your eyes are inexplicably drawn to the motions of her throat
> "They're in the wash, but..."
> Come to think of it, there was a muted machine sound in the background
"How long'll it be?"
> The bowl of cereal lies forgotten as she turns to face you fully, a light blush dusting her cheeks
> "Not too long, but, um."
> You wait patiently
> "Can I touch your chest?"
"If you like."
> Bluey goes round-eyed as she lightly traces her fingertips across your pecs
> It feels kinda nice, in a weird way
> Then she gently pinches your nipples
"Having fun there?"
> She beams at you
> "Yup!"
> The door to the apartment opens
> Bluey freezes, her fingers releasing you automatically
> You turn and rise to see a familiar face in unfamiliar jeans and a button down blouse
> Adagio raises an eyebrow at you
> "Quite the exhibitionist, I see."
> You shrug
"What's there to hide, when you have been raped three times?"
> "Fair point. Follow me."
> She leads you back to her bedroom, carrying your clothes in a small basket
>>26912497
> Adagio closes the door behind you
> "It wasn't three times."
"Oh?"
> She shucks off her blouse, revealing that she wasn't wearing a bra either
> The jeans soon follow
> Your heart beats quickly, blood flowing in a southerly direction
> She slinks up to you, her soft body hot against your flesh
> Adagio's eyes smolder
> "Shall we make it five?"
~fin~
http://pastebin.com/85VyHNp5
>>26912541
I liked it. GG Anon.
>>26912541
thanks anon
>>26912541
>It wasn't three times
>Shall we make it five
T-too lewd
>>26909661
really nice work man.
Ill post the other 2 in case you want to do more
>>26913231
>>26913231
>>26913246
Hmmm. I like having one's proportions like that, but if they're all like that it's a bit less exciting I think.
>>26913257
Understandable. I'm not that anon, but I have a bimbo fetish so that type of body style only gets me off more.
Cozy poof
Adagiosdelicious flat chest
Aria does intense things to my dick.
Help
>>26914851
Go kill yourself
>>26914851
HA!!
bump
>>26912541
>>26913231
Fuck my stupid phone. I can't upload from it and b& is still up so here
imgur..com/a/MY39X
>>26905100
>"These are not the droids you're looking for"
>>26913246
Another one
imgur.com/a/DOGuj
>>26916327
Silly Dagi, I'm immune to your Jedi Mind Tricks. Have some Force Lightning for your insubordination.
>>26916362
The chocolately goodness unf~
>>26914970
I feel a green coming...
>>26916115
Are you using the mobile site? What issues are you encountering?
>>26916327
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lW2a15l2VWA&app=desktop
>>26916467
I'm posting from Firefox on my phone. When I go to select an image to upload and come back the page gets refreshed and there is no image selected. I think it's because I have almost no space on my phone to run the processes necessary.
>>26916491
Might need to clear the cached data. At least thats what eats up memory on mine.
https://youtu.be/3cL71JF27fs
>>26916545
Well that did help
Scratch that green for now. Something came up.
>>26916491
IE does that to me too, but extremely rarely. Try what >>26916545 said. If it doesn't work then you can try
1)Request desktop site
2)Try IE
3)Shut down various crap from your task manager
4)Use a battery saver. Mine has a fun button that closes about 55-57 useless processes after startup
5)Or just restart.
Samsung?
>>26916618
LG G2
>>26916115
>>26916362
Top Bueno
Would you a trainata?
>>26917793
Thomas the Tank Engine Under Our Spell mashup when?
>>26917896
on it
>>26917793
>>26907731
>>26907785
>>26907896
Your biggest mistake was thinking Adagio was drugging you for herself
>>26917896
https://clyp.it/wdobx5mx
and people say I don't deliver
audacity is being a bitch atm tho so will probably make a better one later
>>26918124
Top cakes, something our dazzles were missing out on.
>>26918124
jesus thats pretty damn good
>>26918241
a pleasure to be of service m'ladyfedora-tipping aside, if there's any other unrelated songs I can lazily smash together, let me know - I need an excuse to download horse acapellas
>>26918124
Noice
>>26918124
>>26918124
Kek
>>26910720
>well, here you are
>as soon as Sonata got inside
>(and got a slushie from the food court, of course she was serious about that)
>she fairly well dragged you over to this shop, talking the entire time about how much she just adores the outfits here
>Carousel Couture
>weird name for a shop with no obvious relation to a fairground, but whatever, not like Pac Sun makes any more sense as a company name
>you follow her in, surprised at the amount of space they'd rented out for this
>a lot of it is taken up by mannequins posed in various arrangements, showing off admittedly pretty impressive and daring outfits
>you admit you know fuck all about fashion, but they certainly look nice
>Sonata hums a discordant rendition of some song you don't recognize
>maybe it's a broadway song?
>you, on the other hand, are drawn towards the mens' section
>usually places like this have a little alcove of dress shirts and ties, and that's about it
>but man, the selection here is actually pretty expansive
>"Ooh! Anon, what do you think oooooof... this?"
>she holds up a shirt with long ruffles on the sleeves, waving it around so you can barely tell what it looks like
"Uh... I dunno, it'd probably look good on you?"
>most things would, you think but don't say aloud
>she giggles
>"No, silly! On you! You could go for that whole prince look!"
>you arch your eyebrow at her
"I think if I wore that I'd be going for an Artist Formerly Known as Prince look."
>she sticks her tongue out at you, but puts the garment away and continues looking
>you take some time to peruse through the outfits on display
>a fetching red vest and black jacket combo catches your eye, paired with a pair of black slacks
>hmm... nah
>it looks classic on a well-posed mannequin
>it'd probably look euphoric if you tried wearing it in public
>"Not into suits?"
>a voice near your elbow makes you jump
>it's attached to someone wearing a slight variant on the suit you were admiring, though his vest is a vivid lime green
>>26904065
>Blonde Sonata
Someone figured out how to ruin Sonata
>>26919036
as empty as her head is would you really expect her to be anything else?
>>26919036
Her name is Son-aryan.
Along with Adaginger and Aria Blazeesha they are the Diverzzilings
>>26919051
I would have expected her to be the spear chucker
I wannahave funwith Sonata!
>>26919026
>he makes it work though, the outfit complimenting his figure nicely
>...her figure?
>the outfit definitely through you at first, as did the slightly smoky voice
>but the person in front of you definitely has a slight feminine curve to her body, and softer features than you'd expect
>"Oh, hey Kris!"
>you hear Sonata's disembodied voice float over the racks of clothes, then see an arm raise above them and wave hello in your general direction
>"I thought you had today off!"
>Kris, you assume, shouts back at your ditzy friend
>"I did too, guess Rareware decided to ditch for band practice or something! Oh well, more overtime for me."
>she smirks to herself, before looking you up and down
>"So, uh, what kind of outfit are you looking for? Something a little more... casual than this, I suppose?"
>she gestures to herself, showing off the sharp, custom-fitted outfit with a practiced pose
"I dunno, I wasn't actually looking to buy anything I don't think. This place is a little out of my price range..."
>you say, half to yourself as you look at the tag of the suit on display
>"Pffft, who cares? Shopping isn't about buying stuff. It's about finding out what you like. Exploring your style, figuring out what makes you unique. We can make you a deal if you find something that shows off the real you."
>she shrugs
>"Or at least, that's what the employee manual says I should tell you."
>you laugh a little at that
>minimum wage can make someone say what you want, but it obviously can't buy enthusiasm
"And what kind of outfit do you think would 'show off the real me'? Because I don't know that someplace like this carries an outfit like that."
>"Oooh! How about something like this!"
>your vision goes dark as Sonata drops something on your head
>you push the brim up so you can see, looking around for a mirror
>it's... a pork pie hat
>well, it does feel kind of right...
>you let out a shiver and remove it, handing it to Kris
>>26918091
This gave me a hearty kek. GG, faggot. Have a rare Dagi
>>26919036
you haven't seen this one then, huh
>>26919231I liked your story on /gtpone/<3
>>26904065
Ooooo, Chocolate, Strawberry and Vanilla!
Yum!
>>26919433
But I wanted pistachio and almond :c
>>26919213
"I'm not a hat guy."
>"Especially not that hat,"
>the shorter teen agrees with you, nodding sagely
"Your thoughts?"
>"Whatever gets me the biggest commission,"
>she immediately shoots back
>but to her credit, she gives you another look, apparently sizing you up
>Sonata comes over and adopts the same pose, hands on hips, looking up and down a couple of times
>you start to feel a flush of embarrassment at being scrutinized so closely
>then, like they'd practiced it, both girls make the same 'I give up' gesture, shaking their heads in sync
>"Tough one."
>"Mmhm! I've got nothing."
>well
>so much for that
>guess you'll just be relegated to the same jeans-and-t-shirt outfits as always
>eager to cast attention anywhere but your lack of definitive style, you nod in Sonata's direction
"Well, how about you? Did you find something that 'expresses the real you'?"
>"Hmmm..."
>Sonata holds up a couple of outfits for your and Kris's appraisal
>a soft, curve-hugging jacket that looks custom-fitted for her (if completely ineffective at keeping her warm)
>and a low-cut horizontally striped number that would show off a touch of midriff if she were to wear it
>you give her a hearty thumbs-up on both, though Kris seems to turn up her nose at the second
>"Eh... it's your money. Were you actually going to buy one today?"
>Sonata looks between the two tops, seeming to give it more than its fair share of thought
>then, blissfully unaffected as ever, she shakes her head
>"Nnnnnnope!"
>Kris sighs in a resigned tone you figure she's adopted over many visits from Sonata
>"Didn't think so."
>the part-timer takes both outfits from her, checking the tags to make sure she puts them back in the right place
>"C'mon Anon! Let's check out that pawn shop next!"
>you hear Sonata take off for the door, leaving her black-haired friend to clean up the mess she'd made
>"That girl..."
>you hear her mutter at your side
"Yeah."
>the two of you stand in silence for a second
>>26919308
That one actually doesn't look as bad. Maybe it's because her hair is more of a brownish-blonde.
>>26919420I HAVE BEEN OUTED.
>>26919036
What do you got against blondes
>>26919712The Jig is up, Tapeworm Sorcerer! Come out clean!
>>26919553
>"So. Why're the two of you hanging out?"
>you blink
"Huh?"
>"Just what I said. Sonata's usually alone, why're you tagging along today?"
>oh, that's easy
>you're just...
>hm
"I was tutoring her on some math stuff for class, and we decided to come here as a sort of break?"
>she smirks at you
>"Yeah, I'm sure this is really helping her learn trigonometry."
>pfft, whatever
>you don't gotta explain shit to her
>"Eh, not my business."
>y-- yeah
>that's right
>"Think about what kind of style you like though, guy, so if you ever come in again we can pick an outfit that suits you."
>she gives you a light push towards the door as she starts over to put away what Sonata had pulled off the shelves
>your little whirlwind of naivety
>you're almost out the door when a thought strikes you, and you double back
"Kris! Quick question."
>"Yes, I was serious, you really don't want that hat."
>har-dee-har-har
>you fix her with a sardonic stare and she relents
>"Yeah, what?"
"What kind of style do you think fits Sonata? Like, if I were hypothetically to get her something."
>"A ball gag."
>she deadpans
>a barrel of laughs, this one is
>a few more seconds of staring, though, and she relents
>"Oh, fine. No fun allowed during work hours, I guess. She's, uh. Simple."
>oh c'mon now, stop insulting the girl
>your thought must've shown through on your face, because Kris holds up both hands in protest
>"Seriously! Not, like, stupid simple, just simple like... plain. She doesn't need fancy frills and ornate stuff, things that are expensive or complicated. Just get her something nice."
>she smirks at you again
>"Y'know. Hypothetically."
>"Anon! Are you coming?"
>you hear the sorta-singer wandering back your direction
>that's your cue to get going
"Thanks, Kris."
>"Thank me with a commission next time!"
>she calls back, as you run for the door to catch up to Sonata
>you hear her mutter something under her breath, but don't quite catch it
>>26919420
>>26919712
>>26919761Shhh guys, /gtpone/ is supposed to be a secret
>>26919964 I don't even know what that is
>>26920030that's because it's a well kept secretSearch that on 4+4chin.You didn't hear it from me.
>>26920085But I did hear it from you
>>26920166Tapeworm pls
More posting errors, have a link instead.
http://i.imgur.com/MJIQV5G.png
>>26920292
Rad.
http://i.imgur.com/RNFHgol.jpg
http://i.imgur.com/iMTRuTq.jpg
Enjoy
>>26920292
Beautiful
>>26920362
I never really found SFM animations all that hot. I dunno why. They just don't do it for me.
>>26920351
>>26920362making source film maker public was a mistake.
>>26920292
damn that be a good wallpaper
>>26919420
>>26919964
>>26920085link to the story? And what is it about?
>>26920480
I haven't finished it yet. It's just one and a half posts for some Dazzle stuff. I'll post what I've got and try to pick it up again later
>>26920535
>>26920480
Anon I wish I could provide a link, but the spam filter is being a shit
Is it right to say "sling (someone) over the shoulder"?
>>26920949
Like when you swing a bag over your shoulder?
>>26920949
"Sling someone over (his/her/your) shoulder", if you're talking about like hefting a person and carrying them. Usually used for when the thing being carried is dead weight, not assisting in the act of being carried.
>>26920983
I'd say so, yeah. If you're kind of just draping them over your shoulder that should work nicely.
>>26920983
>>26920991
Thanks mates. Green coming soon.
>>26920999
Thanks god!
It's hard to do this with one hand. Especially when you're trying to green at the same time. The lewd part WILL suck, and I'm sorry about it but I'm too tired to even process this green. No proofreading or expanding whatsoever.
>>26914970
>"HEY LOSER!"
>You are startled
>You look around the beach
>A purple muscular woman in green bikini is staring at you
>She looks pissed
>You point to yourself
"Who, me?"
>"Yes you, greenskin! Do you see anyone else around here staring at me like a starving dog?"
>Crap! You always look at the people around you but you didn't know you gave women that look
"N-no! I-"
>"Shut it. Come here."
>You are shy but you are compelled to do as she says
>She's even more imposing from up close
>Even though she's macho, her figure is feminine and sensual
>You expect to be royally berrated in front of the whole beach
>Instead, the amazon hands you a bottle of sunscreen
>She rolls on her stomach, expossing her back to the sun
>She rests her head on her crossed arms
>She is wearing a string
"Oh my" you think to yourself
>Her buttocks are big, tight and inviting you to grab them firmly
>B-but that's a perv thing! You can't just touch a woman like some punk!
>"Today's your lucky day, punk. You get to spread cream all over my body. Now spread!"
"Yes ma'am!"
>You upturn the bottle and give it a shake
>You make white lines on her muscular back and strong, long legs
>You are careful to avoid her ass
>You place the bottle next to you and put your hands on her
>She is surprisingly soft for a bruiser
>The muscles underneath the skin are tough though
1/6
>>26921278
>You move your arms slowly up and down, tracing her toned muscles
>Here you are in the beach under a clear, sunny sky spreading sunscreen on a hot babe's back
>Something inside you tells you you should be enjoying this, but you're not
>This is awkward
>The fact that the angry woman isn't talking is making this even more awkward
>Finally, you're done
"Okay, finished." you say as you start to get up
>The woman lifts her ass a little and shakes it
>"Oh yeah? What about this? Do you want my ass to burn and turn red like some monkey's ass?"
>You kneel back down and pick up the bottle again
"Are you sure?"
>"Are you sure?" she repeats in a mocking manner
>If she says so
>You apply sunscreen on her butt, forming a spiral on each cheek
>Then you place your hands on her butt as gently as possible and wince as you move them
>"What the fuk is that? It's like a breeze in my ass. Are you a fag or something?"
"What do you mean?"
>The woman glances back at you
>"Squeeze, boy! Squeeze!"
>Holy smoke!
>You comply and squeeze for all you're worth
>The woman lowers her head
>"Much better."
>You continue massaging her ass rather than spreading the lotion
>The woman sighs but says nothing
>By the time you're done her ass is reddish anyway
>That was something
>"Now lie close next to me."
"Alright."
>You lie next to her
>Damn, she's tall too!
>You're of average height and she's almost a head taller than you
>So this is what being a manlet feels like
>"Not bad. You've strong hands. For a moment there I thought you didn't have it in you. I forgive you for staring at me like a piece of meat earlier."
2/6
>>26921288
>Your inner nice guy is distressed
"I wasn-"
>The woman interrupts you
>"But don't think I didn't notice you were enjoying yourself back there."
>You did? You did!
"I am s-"
>"Shut it."
>The woman turns her head towards you
>She's smirking
>"Now that you touched me inappropriatelly, I get to touch you inappropriatelly. Grab that towel."
>You take a towel from next to you
>"Now cover yourself with it."
>Huh?
>That's weird but you do as she says
>You cover your shoulders with it
>She facepalms
>"Your hips, you moron."
"Oh. Right."
>You cover your hips with the towel
>The woman rolls on her side and props herself on her elbow
>You do the same
>"Now, untie your bermuda shorts."
>You can't believe in your ears
"W-what?..."
>You expect the woman to get angry, but she seems amused instead
>"Untie. Your bermudas" she repeats
>You untie the lace holding your shorts up
>A purple arm snakes it's way under the towel
>You don't feel comfortable with where this is going
>Aria pulls your shorts down and lets your dick out
>She runs the tips of her nails up and down your shaft
>She pinches your foreskin gently
>You shudder
>She giggles
>"So hard just by grabbing my ass, eh?"
>Your breathing intensifies
>"For a sissy you have excellent taste in women. I like that in a man."
>She closes her hand around your boner
>Her grip is firmer than yours
>"What are you doing?!" you ask with a whisper, too weak to resist
>She smiles as she strokes you under the towel
>You pray nobody notices
>"You like that? You like being stroked by a complete stranger in the middle of a crowded beach?"
3/6
>>26921297
>You say nothing and look around worriedly
>You try to not get aroused
>She catches on
>"Oh, so you're trying to resist me? Look at my arms, boy. You think I tire easily? I can keep this up all day."
>Damn, she's right
>She winks at you
>"Good thing I don't have to. I get bored easily."
>She opens her mouth a little
>She starts moaning sensually in a matching rhythm with the stroking
>Somewhere in the distance you hear a little kid talking with his mother
>"Mommy? What are the two misters doing?"
>"Don't point at people, Pound Cake. It's not polite."
>Shit! People are starting to notice
>You need to come quick
>A small part of you really wanted the imposing purple stranger to keep stroking you
>You look at her body, drinking in thesight of her
>Her ass, that great, powerful ass that you were kneading earlier...
>Her hips and those man-crushing thighs...
>Her ample, shapely breasts...
"Gnnn!"
>You tense up as you cum in her hand, closing your eyes and biting your lip
>She holds her hand still as you thrust in it a few times and get your load out
>"It's hot! Ha ha ha...You really are turned on being stroked by a stranger in public. What a pathetic pervert..."
>You blush and frown
>She laughs
>And then she wipes the cum off her hand on your shorts
>"My name is Aria btw. In case you were wondering what name to shout while you jerk it from now on."
>You are lost in the afterglow but nod anyway
"My name is-"
>"Your name is loser" she tells you firmly
"Wha? No, my name is-yeow!"
4/6
>>26921304
>Aria twists your penis hard like a motorcycle handle
>"Your name is loser. Don't make me repeat myself."
>You nod
>Anything to make her stop twisting your knob!
>Aria lets go of you and relaxes, reverting back to a more cheerful and teasing behaviour
>"Your edging face looks cute. Here, I took a picture."
>She shows you her phone
>You see yourself on the screen, doing a rather embarassing grimace
>"This is now my new home screen. Tell you what, loser. You're not intolerable. Wanna see if you can be my boyfriend?"
>You look at her through the afterglow fog
>She may be scary and buff but right now she looks like ma musclebound goddess
>You want her
"Okay. I'll be your boyfriend" you hear yourself say against your better judgement
>She smiles like a fisherman who just caught a winning catch
>"You have balls, boy. Let's see what they look like."
"Wait, what?"
>Aria grabs the towel and pulls it off you before you can grab it
>"Shit!"
>You cover your junk with your hands
>People around you start talking in disapproving tones
>Aria is not amused
>She kneels up and casts her shadow on you
>"What do you think you're doing?"
"What am I doing? What are you doing?!"
>You are flustered
>"If you're not proud of yourself then how can you be proud of your woman?"
>Aria puts a finger on the lace holding her bikini top together and yanks it
>The knot comes apart and the triangles covering her nipples retreat under her armpits
>She flashes her breasts towards the direction of the family with the confused kid
>The mother reaches towards her kid urgently to cover it's eyes
5/6
>>26921307
>A nearby group of teens cheers and whistles along with a few married men
>Aria rests her hands on her hips and smiles, satisfied by the response
>Then she graces you with a harsh glare
>"I'm proud of my balls. It's your turn. Show 'em if you have any."
>You look around.
>All eyes are on you
>You move your hands from your crotch to your face
>That was kinda stupid in hindsight, as they had a bit of cum on them
>People point and laugh
>Your dick has shrivelled and fallen asleep after doing it's thing
>It's like a third ball with a whole lot of extra skin
>Aria bends over and licks it, making it grow some
>Men cheer and clap like they're in a football match
>Aria, still bare-breasted, wipes her mouth with one hand while she waves at the crowd with the other
>You are dying of shame
"Earth, why aren't you swallowing me?"
>You pray for the sun to explode or something
>Aria gets up
>"C'mon loser, let's go somewhere more private before the coppers show up"
>Before you can pull your bermudas up, Aria picks you up and slings you over her shoulder
>People laugh, and you cover your red face again
"This can't get any worse..."
>Aria pulls down your shorts and reveals your hairy ass
>She grabs a cheek and gives it a hard squeeze
"Ow!"
>Aria sniggers
>"Soft and plenty, just how I like it!."
>Aria walks away with an easy, confident step
>"I'll make a MAN out of you, boy!"
>Aria slaps your ass hard, making people laugh too hard to stand
"AH!"
>"Heh, I love that sound..."
6/6
And that's it. Rushed and sloppy, but I'm a bit too out of steam to go over it, correct it and add stuff like a detailed description of Aria's dark purple nipples.
Guys, Sonata has a cute butt.
>>26919308
That's perfect. This is now my headcanon.
>>26921374
Unf.
>>26921374
ikr
>>26921374
I wanna put my beef in her taco
>>26921364
>public molestation with painless femdom
It's 10/10.
>>26919308
>>26921376
Freckles Dagi is literal perfection.
>>26921374
Blueberry buttcheeks
>>26919562
yeah i was trying to go for dirty blonde, i think. I just changed that from the one I had before and used the lighter color from the OP
>>26921374
So cuteI wanna kiss it
>>26921374
Aria has a better one.
>>26921931
Blasphemy!
