Suri thread, m'kay
no thanks, would rather coco thread
>>26897396
I like Suri. She's a cute mare. Wish I had more images of her
>>26897433
Suri is hotter than Coco
>>26897396Stealing catchphrases is bad, m'kay
>>26899088
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kA-t8dd1wqs
>>26897433
>>26898877
>>26899088
>>26899165
Top kek, m8. That was some pretty funny shit
>>26897625
Basically what this anon said. At least as far as her physical appearance is concerned.
I really love how this simple accessory of hers blends in with her natural colours to make a very appealing, yet unobtrusive palette.
>>26899678
Plus, I find her 'okay' mannerism to be adorable.
>>26897396
I've been waiting for one of these. Fuck Coco, this is best fashion pone.
>>26900808
I would totally be her work slave
>>26901053
She deserves more than one work slave. She has a business to run, after all.
Something quick for this thread, because I like this horse.
>>26897396
she's a bitchy, egotistical workaholic
>>26901165
Now with body, because why not.
>>26901165
>>26901207
Very cute. Also, dat ass
>>26901165
>>26901207
Thanks!now do glitter
>>26901469
Glitter? What, Glimglam?
>>26901529
OC character from a quest thread. Don't worry about it.
>>26901786
Ah, okay. I won't then.
Would you maybe ahuman girl?
>>26902268
Don't insult me.Of course I would.
Wow. Totally forgot I had Suris.
>>26902268
Suri a cute as a human
>>26901786
Don't post my OC nigga
>>26902611
Fuck you Schwartz, I hope youhave a nice day. Thanks for Lamentations, glitter is still my waifu after all this time as well. Peace
>>26902555
Nice trips
>>26902680
Fuck you too bitch niggathank you for your support. I hope to one day go through another run without a life changing event or excessive shitposting[\spoiler]
Wanna do a quick Suri green. Would you guys rather >hooves or >nohooves?
>>26902769
Both.
>>26897396
My dog's name is Suri.
>>26902769
Bet it'll have either
-shitty lewd
-poor characterization/ out of character
-poor grammar/spelling
-equestria girls shit
-dominatrix Suri/beta anon
-anon trying to break through her "hard exterior"
>>26902705That would make me a very happy anon. I swear I always run into you whenever I post glitter in Suri threads. I guess she makes us both nostalgic. Hope things work out for you
>>26902769
Hooves of course, shouldn't even be a question.
>>26902803
>-dominatrix Suri/beta anon
Ooooo
>>26902836
Well here's a gift for you
>>26902836
NSFW
>>26902884
>choose from 200 possible bad endings
Kek, sounds about right.
>>26902769
Hooves. Slice of life/comedy. Bonus points for not adding Anon
>>26902896
That's not even one if the nsfw ones from that set, there's one with balls and an asshole as well
>>26902917
It was a trap.Hurr hurr. Double meaningyou can spoiler anything, and put "NSFW" by it, and someone will click it out of curiosity.
>>26902943
You got me excited was all.
>>26902884
>200 possible bad endings
Good times. Gooood times. never been in a CYOA where the readers were battling one another so furiously.
>>26902975
The waifu wars were real man.i would still be salty about the whole scooby doo thing if Schwartz hadn't written that little epilogue where glitter and anon adopted babe and moved to appleloosa.
>>26903024
I was honestly thinking of doing one, now that I've moved and settled in at my new base of operations. I was gonna start last week, but there were too many CYOA up already and the premier was on the horizon. I was expecting a shitstorm.
>>26903088
Well, I mean I just came back from a two year hiatus from 4chan so I'm all fucking for it. But there are a great deal of cyoa's in the catalog. I'm sure plenty of anons would recognize the thread by name alone, maybe give it a different name but with a similar basis to help mitigate shitposting early on. I guarantee once things get going there'll be plenty of shitposting though, anons can never agree on things for long periods of time after all. But that's the nature of things and kind of what made it fun.hopefully I'll see it if you do, I'd hate to miss it.
>>26903169
Like what?
>>26903411
Like what meaning what to call it?
Lustful Anons Meticulously Employ Nigger Traits And Tragically Incite Obvious Negative SituationsLamentations
>>26903487
Lonely Anons May Easily Niggerize Typically Absurd Topics ineffectively obstructing normal situations
Alright, here we go.
>You are Suri Polomare, and you're staring out the window
>Again
>Seems it's all you do nowadays, not that you're missing much
>You haven't had a single order placed since Fashion Week
>Since then, it's been nothing but "Rarity this" and "Rarity that"
>All because of her stupid dress line cobbled together from hotel room garbage
>*thunk*
>You bump your head against the plate glass, watching the dwindling lines of traffic trace their way through the streets below
>No orders to complete, you haven't had a single idea for a design, and you don't even have Coco to boss around anymore
>The thought of the little cream mare sends an icy spike through your chest
>"I quit!"
>Her words echo through your mind, like they have so many times before
>You didn't think she was even capable of anger, much less that level of smugness
>But whatever
>You tear yourself away from the window, trotting back over to your desk
>It's not like you needed her anyway
>All she was good for were sewing and getting you coffee, and even then she was more trouble than she was worth, half the time
>It's just one less useless employee you have to throw money at
>You're better off without her
>Grabbing a pencil in your mouth, you try to trace some early sketches for a new ballroom gown, something fancy to get yourself back in the business
>Start with a few thick lines, shade in a few minor details, add some loopy bits near the ends...
>...it's underwhelming
>You crumple the sketch and toss it into the trashcan, where it bounces off a pile of accumulated discarded designs, rolling across the floor
>Deciding to call the night early, you grab your saddlebags, lock the boutique behind you, and head off into the night
>You could head home now, you suppose
>But you're starting to get sick of your own tiny, dingy apartment
>You're sick of the same stucco walls, the same gaudy colt-band posters from your youth that you (for some reason) kept, and most of all you're sick of the silence
>>26903487
I honestly hope a few nons I adored come back, like baconfriend, and dededenon.
>>26903487
I'll have to find where I put my Joanie/Babs banner. It still needs some patching up after the last waifu wars.The hype for ruses and waifu alliances is real.
>>26903597
I always lurk Suri threads, they're just not very common to see.Bacon for life.
I want Suri to treat me like shit and make me her wage slave.
>>26903629
A-are you baconfriend?! I've been looking for you m8
>>26903562
kek, that's a good one too.
>>26903629
Glitter still a best.I'll fall back on Joanie if he's off limits again though.
>>26901786
>>26902611
>>26902680
>>26902705
>>26902836I'M STILL BUTTFRUSTRATED OVER THE GODDAMN MARK!! I WILL NEVER NOT BE MAD ABOUT IT.
Good to see other fans of that particular CYOA.
>>26903712
The funny thing is I was against it, just because I thought it was a really silly idea, not just because I wanted to end up with glitter over Suri.you fuckers had it coming
>>26903677
Yep
>>26903712
Good times, good times.Should've accepted her mark the first time when she brought it up.
>>26903775
Glitterniggers pulled the ultimate switcheroo, only to get mangled by Scoobyfags. That was so funny
>>26903788
I seriously need to add you to skype baconfriend. I've been searching for you for the longest m8
>>26903813
We got lucky, and karma's a bitch. A bitch named Scooby doo.
>>26903566
>So, you make a decision that high-class mares rarely make
>You visit a dive bar
>The atmosphere of the place is, quite literally, overwhelming
>The thick smog of cigarette smoke is choking, and the haze of something frying leaves the room stuffy and oppressive
>Still, at least it's something new
>You squeeze into a cheer in the corner, watching the ruckus
>There's a pair of mares wedged into one corner, sitting a little closer than you're really comfortable with
>You quickly tear your eyes away from them
>Not that you have any problem with that, of course, it's just...
>There's a slender unicorn stallion seated across from you, curled against
>Another male?
>What kind of weirdo bar are you even in?
>You feel a hoof on your shoulder
>"Hey there, cutie. You all alone?"
>Glancing over your shoulder, you find yourself staring into the eyes of a mare at least twenty years your senior
>Her cropped golden hair catches the dim lighting at just the perfect angle, throwing mesmerizing glittering waves back into your eyes
"I, um... uh..."
>You pull away from her, heart pounding
"I g-gotta go."
>You weave your way between tables, backing away from the strange mare
>Near the back of the bar, there's a flight of stares, which you scurry up
>The upstairs area is cleaner, and empty, as far as you can tell
>It's kind of hard to tell in the dark
>You back into a seat, sighing
>That was... not pleasant
>This was a bad idea; you should get out before something weird happens--
>"Suri? Is that you?"
>>26903566
sorry anon, got distracted by some stuff. You'll probably get a better audience once you bust out some more, nothing to really hook us at the moment.
>>26903924
You mean it's boring. It is. It's a boring story.
>>26903963
Well yes, but that's because there's no intrigue yet.
he already piqued my curiosity with the next post, now there's something to wonder about and make me want to read on.
>>26903923
>You jump out of your seat, sucking in your breath to avoid yelping
"C-Coco? What are you doing here?"
>For a minute, the old dynamic takes over
>Just the sight of the Coco is enough to bring out the worst in you, apparently
>Coco shifts easily back into the old rhythm as well, shying away from you
>"S-sorry, Ms. Suri."
>And then, at the same moment, both of you come to your senses
>"Wait... what are you doing at a gay bar?"
"Gay bar? I didn't know it was a gay bar, 'kay? And-- wait, why are *you* here?"
>Coco's cheeks go pink
>"Oh, um... no reason... just... you know... change of scenery and all that..."
>She fidgets with her collar, not making eye contact
"Right, well, uh..."
>You get the strangest feeling you should yell at her, but you don't know what to yell at her for
"I'm... I'm just gonna go then. Don't tell anyone I was here, 'kay?"
>"R-right."
>Coco slinks back
>You give her a glare for good measure, to make sure she knows you're serious about her not telling anyone, then turn tail to leave
>"Wait!"
>Coco calls out to you just as you reach the stairs, jumping out of her booth to follow you
>"You, um... you okay if I b-buy you a drink?"
"Um... no? Leave me alone."
>You try to ditch her, but it appears that Coco, for once, isn't following your orders
>She follows you down the stairs, repeating her offer
>"You sure? I mean, it doesn't have to be here. We could go somewhere else..."
>Is she hitting on you?
>Ew
>>26902769
No hooves
>>26904043
Suri green has been pretty damn rare, for the most part all we've had was the CYOA.Keep going.
>>26903828
Not really sure why you'd be looking for me. I'm just some Anon that likes Babs.Plus an OC milf, fucking Schwartz preying on my weakness.
>>26904137
Nigga it's me. I'm a milf mad coon myself
>>26904137
I haven't been weighing in on the discussion, but Lamentations was the story that inspired me to start writefagging.Glitter a best.
>>26904043
"Leamme alone, 'mkay? Little weirdo."
>You push her away, making your way towards the door
>"Wait!"
>Coco grabs your foreleg, holding you back with an impressive -- and frankly, somewhat frightening -- strength
>"I'm w-worried about you, Ms. Suri. Can we talk?"
"Worried? Worried about me? Psh."
>You try again to pull away, but she holds you fast
>All those years of carrying heavy cloth bolts have turned her into a tiny cream bodybuilder, looks like
>You immediately regret not doing some of the lifting yourself
"I'm fine. And I'm busy. So let go."
>"No."
"What do you mean no? I'm ordering you to let me go, 'mkay?"
>"Nope. Not until you get a d-drink with me."
>Coco gives you that same smug grin she did when she quit
>You glare at her
>There's not going to be any getting rid of this little nuisance, is there?
"Ugh, fine. But you're buying."
>"Sure! Where do you wanna go?"
"Anywhere. Not here. I don't care. Let's just get this over with."
>You wrinkle your snout, and let Coco lead you out of the bar
>"I know just the perfect place for us! There's this little café down near the docks. You know the one?"
"No."
>"Oh, well you'll love it! They've got all sorts of tea, and those fancy wines that taste terrible, and a bunch of those freaky organic fruit juices you love!"
>>26904169
How do you feel about cougars bro?
>>26904228
Did you read "Shepherds pie"?
>>26904169
We read that harshwhinny story, we know what you're all about Schwartz.butt stuff is great
>>26904327
That was a Twilight Velvet story.
>>26904286
I don't believe I have, got a link for it?
>>26904327
I just remembered that I read that one too, so that answers my cougar question.
Harshwhinny,OG Fleur, Joanie. God tier taste in ponies.
>>26904396
I can't be assed to dig up the pastebins since I lost my bookmakrs, but it was nobodyimportant or something like that who used to pastebin Schwartz's stories. it was most certainly a harshwhinny story though, she was getting a great deal of green at the time.
>>26904479
I still keep in touch with him. That's my nigga. I unfortunately nuked my bin and asked him to do the same to his. Schwartzfan might still be up though
>>26904537
Yeah it's still up, just went through my bookmarks to check and see.
>>26904537
>>26904396
http://pastebin.com/QBXfX33M
Yep, it was in there.
>>26904200
"Great."
>"I knew you'd like it! So do you wanna take a cab? I mean, I guess we could walk too. It's pretty nice out."
"I don't really care, Coco."
>"Let's walk! I could use the exercise."
"Hm."
>A little of Coco's exuberance falls
>"I, um... so... how've you been, since..."
"Since you stabbed me in the back?"
>Coco winces
"Well, I've been just swell, 'myeah? Just great. Nobody's ordering from me because you just *had* to make sure I didn't win the stupid competition. And now I don't even have an assistant."
>"Oh... sorry."
"You're sorry? Well, great, Coco. That's wonderful to know. Just makes my life that much better."
>You stamp your hoof
"Why am I even doing this? You're a traitor! You dumped me the second you saw somepony better!"
>"I didn't mean to! I j-just--"
"Yeah, yeah, you're just so *perfect* aren't you, Coco? Always doing the right thing. Everything just works out so well for you, doesn't it?"
>Coco hangs her head
>You're surprised to find yourself panting
>Tears begin to well in Coco's eyes, and she sniffles
>You straighten yourself out, waiting for the inevitable apology
>It's practically guaranteed; any time Coco gets upset, she'll apologize to anything and everything until she feels better
>And right now, you wouldn't mind a Coco apology
>"I..."
>Just say sorry, dammit!
>"I really thought you would have changed."
>That's... not much of an apolgoy
>>26904606
He doesn't have shepherds pie
>>26904682
Yes but the harshwhinny story I was talking about was.
Along with some other things I plan on perusing through once I get home from work.
It'd be nice to do a new lamentation run, but it seems scruffy is getting it in. I may have to organize a group of dedicated players
>>26904882
That or have an actual voting system besides taking the most supported anon suggestion and hope it wasn't samefagged to the top. The problem is the farther we go the more circlejerky it's going to become since new players will have zero clue whats going on and older players will discourage them from joining in lest they fuck up all their hard work.
>>26904947
True. That seems to work best. Maybe we wouldn't have asked for marking, or blue-balled Luna. Fucking douchebags..
>>26904947
>hard work
All those "old players" did was fuck up and break hearts, then hooked up with an OC for gods sake
>>26904979
to be fair, the whole luna thing was bullshit to try and tide over the suri and cocofags after they got BTFO'd, anon shouldn't have been getting it on with more than one horse in the first place.
>>26905001
yeah and the new players sure did a great job getting us Scooby doo'd and the whole fucking drama with fleur. face it, we were at our best in the very beginning when we were sperging out over trying to help Babs out after she got beat up. At least our heart was in the right place for that.
then again I may be forgetting some details since I haven't reread the whole damn thing since 2014
>>26904659
"What are you ta*lking about?"
>You try to sound angry, but your voice cracks halfway through, turning your normal bark into a girlish squeak
>"I thought maybe you'd have learned something. That sometimes, treating other ponies well is a better way to get what you want than... than using them."
"I never used anyone!"
>Coco just stares at you, the tears gone from her eyes
"I didn't, 'mkay? What are you even accusing me of? I don't need this from you!"
>Across the street, a stallion takes a seat on a bench, watching the developing catfight with a bowl of popcorn
>You hiss at him, and he scurries away
"You were working for me! You were my assistant! I told you what I needed you to do, and you did it! How is that using you?"
>"Suri. Don't do this."
"Don't do what? I didn't do anything wrong!"
>"Then why don't you have any friends?"
"Wh-what!? I have plenty of friends!"
>"Okay."
"I don't need to be judged by you! I don't need this!"
>"I understand."
"Stop that!"
>"Stop what?"
>Coco takes a step back, and you advance towards her
"Judging me! You're not any better than I am! You betrayed me! You ran away and left me with nothing!"
>You lean against a shopfront, the glass chilly against your coat
>"I know..."
>Coco swallows
>"I'm sorry, Suri."
>Well, there's the apology
>Why doesn't it feel as good as you were hoping it would?
>>26904979
>>26905001
>>26905032
>>26905033
>all this drama
yes.
This is what sates me, keep it coming anons.
>>26905032
Didn't we send her back home to get beat up, rather than call for help? Well I didn't...
>>26905032
But they ruined that shit for themselves by being dumbass niggas. No BTFO but themselves
>>26905111
We sperged hard anon, and fucked it up, but at least we weren't doing it for horse pussy, unlike the rest of our fuck ups.
>>26905136
Doesn't matter, it segued us into glitter. I still get a little giddy when I remember the whole bit in the hospital with glitter after his attempted suicide where we chose him. Never have I wanted to hug a fictional horse as hard as I did then.
>>26905215
You glitter fuckin nigger. It's obvious you were one of the rioters. I should fite u m8
>>>/trash/2082951
urgent
>>26905305
I'd fite u anytime for that little sweetheart. fuck you and your fashion pone.
>>26905325
Get lost faggot. More power to this mod
>>26905396
Fuck you and your bacon and trap loving ass nigga. Buttonbelle game lyfe
>>26905033
"Well, that's good! You should be!"
>You stamp your hoof again, but succeed only in hurting your foreleg
>The anger drains out of you in a rush, and you collapse agains the storefront, out of breath
"You should be."
>Coco tries to lay a hoof on your shoulder, but you smack her away
"Let's just get that stupid drink, 'kay?"
>You let Coco lead you through downtown, and toward the docks
>A terse silence seems to walk with you, resting heavily on your backs
>The café is pleasant, you suppose, but you're in no mood for "dainty" right now
>Coco orders a bottle of some fancy wine, and some Organic Pineapple-and-Kale juice
>"This kind is your favorite, right?"
>You just grunt in response
>She's right
>With the drinks wrapped in a paper bag, you follow Coco to the docks
>The oceans laps serenely against the pier, the salty air wearing the wood down to a spongy, rickety mess
>Coco takes a seat near the edge, her hooves just barely danging over the edge
>You lean against a pillar, staring out over the glossy black water
>Coco starts fidgeting with the wine cork, trying to yank it out with her teeth
"Give it here."
>"Huh?"
"That's not how you open a bottle. Here."
>She passes it to you, and you twist is out with expert hooves
>You sit next to Coco, and take a drink before passing it to her
>She raises an eyebrow, surprised by your proximity
>"So, um... about what you said on the walk here..."
"Forget it."
>"Okay. But... I just wanted to ask..."
"I said forget it, yeah? Just... just let me enjoy this, okay?"
>>26905711
Stop. Greentext is being deleted you autist.
>>26905734
Wait, what? You serious?
I haven't been checking the board today outside of writing here. What's going on?
>>26905756
Scruffening 2.0
Go back to writing. The worst thing you can do is freak out.
>>26905756
There's a scruffening going on. Greentext generals and CYOA threads are being mangled. I'd cease the green if you want this thread to stick around
>>26905756
Keeping going see if they left us alone.
So anyone from Kekmentations wanna start a group of players playing a /tg/ risqué version of TLOSP?
Say...know what's weird? Threads didn't start disappearing until Schwartz said something about all the CYOA in the catalog and how he can't do a lamentation run. Now not only did a thread he was in with greentext not get deleted but it seems like room for a lamentation thread has been made. You don't think....?
>>26906120
It's fated. Lamentations must return.
Okay. Things have calmed down. Go ahead and write
>>26906120
I'll wait for the underage banwar to end. Then I'll make a cover for the thread or something
>>26905711
>"Oh. Okay."
>Coco falls silent, taking her own drink from the bottle before passing it back to you
>She straightens her collar again, and when satisfied with its position, goes back to tapping her hooves
>"So, um... h-how have you been?"
>You glare at her
>"Okay, bad question. I'm sorry."
>You take a long drink of the bitter wine, its warmth soaking into your belly and spreading down to the tips of your hooves
>Coco pushes the thing of juice toward you, giving you a small smile
>You sigh, and take it out of the bag
>The cap twists off easily, and the juice is deliciously refreshing as it slips down your gullet
>You hold the bottle out to Coco, but she shakes her head
>"You keep it. It's your favorite."
>You shrug, setting the juice down between the two of you
>Coco flicks a pebble off the pier and into the water, where it disappears beneath the surface with a gentle plop
>"Thanks for coming with me, by the way."
"Hmph. You didn't give me much of a choice."
>"No... but I wouldn't have stopped you."
"Yeah? Maybe I should just leave, then."
>"Maybe. But why didn't you?"
"Because... I dunno why, 'kay? Maybe I just wanted some free drinks."
>Coco giggles
>"I always know the way to get through to you."
"Oh, shut up."
>"Nope."
"You know, I liked it better when I could boss you around."
>"I bet you did."
>Coco takes a drink of the wine
>"And I wanted to ask you about that."
We talking lamentations in this thread?
>>26908213
Yes. But CYOA are forbidden now, so I'm gathering people for a TLOSP in a Skype thing yo play like /tg/. Just look for Schwartzanigger on Skype, with the answer to this question so I know you wanna get in>what is the name of Fleur's favorite restaurant?
>>26908290
>But CYOA are forbidden now
No, they're not. Read the sticky
>>26908431
Yeah I posted that before I saw the message. The CYOA format has to be 3rd person
>>26908618
Well...actually that's not quite right. I have to figure this out.
>>26908290
Well, fuck. Guess I'm going to have to download skype again once I get home. When are you planning to start?
>>26908655
The old Lamentations looks like it would fit perfectly in the CYOA catagory since only one person is doing the writing. The role play shit would be us writing exactly what we want to happen next. We just provide suggestions for what the main character would do. Plus those threads usually lasted up to the bump limit, so we won't be spamming new ones killing other threads.
It's just the one line prompt threads getting purged, because there are new ones almost constantly flooding the board.At least, I hope so.
>>26908839
I hope you're right.
>>26908727
ASAP but hold off. I may be able to just make a thread.
>>26908893
You got it boss. Just make sure to link it in here.oh my gosh it's happening, I could just melt right now!
>>26908933
>implying you won't notice a "Lamentations of Suri Polomare" thread
>>26909888
I am taking precautions nigga, I'm stuck on mobile until my shift ends.
saving this
Are you guys seriously moving to Skype? I mean the whole mod debacle is over, you can still have it here, please.
>>26907341
So gonna continue?
>>26910773
Someone better post the progress here
goodnight bump
>>26912282
Quit bumping without shit
>>26911770
In the morning. Got distracted with work stuff and now I'm drunk.
Boop
>>26913013
Hope so.
>>26913013
>>26914694
As do I.
>>26911538
I wanted to watch and wait first and figure the new CYOA format, which I did. So it looks like we're go.
>>26915738
>we are go
WHERE
>>26915738
SCHWARTZ
PLEASE
>>26902555
>>26916183
Stop.
>>26916453
IN THE NAME
OF LOVE
IT'S UP! IT'S UUUUUP
>>26916788
It's happening?
IT'S HAPPENING!
>>26916788
like he says,
>>26916779
it's up.
Where is the writefag
>>26917759
I guess he's either still drunk, too hungover to write, or still asleep. Resuming patient waiting.
>>26917759
>>26917844
Will be back in a few hours. Thanks for keeping the thread up.
>>26918652
sounds like a plan, stan.
Quick bump before writing.
>>26907341
"About what?"
>The question is just enough to catch you off guard, and for a moment your voice softens, your characteristic edge fading into the back of your throat
>"Did you... did you really not like me?"
"Huh?"
>"You always seemed so angry with me. I thought that, maybe, I just wasn't doing a good enough job. But no matter what I did, you were always so mad. Looking back, I wonder why you kept me around at all."
"I... well, you know, I..."
>Coco turns to face you, waiting patiently for an answer you yourself can't find
"I guess I just... I don't know."
>You take a drink from the wine bottle, grateful to have something to distract you for a moment
>"It's okay if you don't really like me. I won't get mad. I mean... a lot of other ponies already don't."
"It's not that I don't like you. I guess I just... never really though about it. Maybe I just liked having somepony else in the boutique. Kept it from getting so quiet."
>"But why me? You always seemed so unhappy with me."
>You shrug
"You did your job well enough. I never saw a reason to fire you."
>"Then why were you always so angry with me?"
>You chuckle
"Come on, Coco. You were with me for, what, a year and a half? I'm like that with everypony."
>"True."
>Coco taps her hoof against the worn wood of the dock, tearing a splinter out and flicking it into the ocean
>"I guess I just thought... I dunno."
"Thought what?"
>"It's silly. I always thought that maybe I'd be different, because I was your assistant. I thought..."
>Coco chuckles to herself, tearing another splinter out
>The rotted wood groans in protest
>"I thought maybe I could break through to you. Maybe we could be friends."
>>26919853
"Friends? With me?"
>"Yeah. Sounds pretty stupid, huh?"
"Well... no, not stupid. I just though... I never really thought you'd actually want to..."
>You take another, long drink, trying to think of what to say next
>Unfortunately, the wine has started to take hold of you, and your head is feeling a little fuzzier than you'd like
"I didn't think that was what you actually wanted. I just... I dunno."
>"I don't know either."
>Another sip finds its way down your gullet before you realize what you're doing
"I guess it was my fault. I wasn't so great of a boss, huh?"
>"I dunno. I haven't worked for many ponies. Or... any, really. Other than you."
"Yeah? You haven't got a new job yet?"
>"I mean, sort of. I'm working on Bridleway now. Head of the costumes department."
>You're glad you're not drinking currently, because you'd have spat wine all over poor Coco
"Bridleway!? How in Equestria did you get a job on Bridleway!?"
>"Um... Rarity kinda... gave it to me."
>Coco rubs her foreleg, giving you a sheepish smile
"That's..."
>The shock drains out of you, quickly replaced by a searing jealousy
"That's good, Coco. Really good."
>Coco touches your wither, and this time you don't pull away
>"It's been amazing, so far. And it's also been pretty crazy. I don't know if I can keep up the pace."
"So?"
>"Well, I could talk to them about hiring a second designer. You know, to lighten my workload."
>Coco gives you a wink
>It still takes you a second to process what she's saying, despite the obvious hints
>>26920270
need more
boop
bump for Siri Sexymare
a suri thread?
>>26925696
yes
>>26920270
"Coco, are you..."
>Coco pats your back, giving you that timid, hopeful little smile you remember
>"Yeah. I mean, the pay isn't much. And it's pretty long hours. But, you know, if the boutique isn't doing so well..."
>She lets the end of the sentence trail off
"I don't really know..."
>You whistle, leaning back on your hooves, and staring up into the sky
>A haze of light from the city blocks out most of the stars, but enough peek through to catch your eye
"You'd really do that for me? Even after what I did to you?"
>Coco shrugs
>"You remember how Rarity's friends acted with her? When she apologized for being so awful to them?"
"Eh. I guess."
>"I dunno. It seemed like the right thing to do."
"Hm."
>You turn away from Coco, staring at the bottle
>Drinking more now might be a bad idea, but it'd be a shame to let all this quality drink go to waste, right?
>You tilt the bottle back, taking a long drink
>It's becoming more delicious with every sip
>You set it back down, letting out an unladylike belch
>Coco giggles like a five-year-old
>"Can I say something stupid, Suri?"
"Hasn't stopped you so far."
>The edge is gone from your voice now
>You're perfectly aware of how drunk you probably sound, but you don't really care
>It's so peaceful, out on the docks
>You're distinctly aware that Coco's hoof is still on your back, tracing warm little circles between your withers
>She scoots closer to you, her voice dropping to a whisper
>"I think you'd be a good friend."
>>26927666
Dis is cute mang
>>26927666
"I, um... well, you know, of course. Naturally. I..."
>You sigh, staring long at and hard at the wine bottle
>As if sensing your intentions, Coco picks it up, taking a drink herself
>You frown, and curl up next to Coco
>A chilly breeze has begun to blow in from across the see, the cold seeping right through your coat, and your grateful for Coco's warmth
"Thanks."
>Coco nods
"And not just for that. For everything tonight. It's... it's a lot more than somepony like me deserves."
>Your former assistant pulls you tighter against you, holding the rim of the bottle to your lips
>Tilting your head back, you allow her to feed you little sips of the wine, nursing from the liquor like a baby with a bottle
>"Maybe you don't. But I think you do. And anyway..."
>Coco stares out across the ocean, her eyes glassy in the dark
>"You know what my papa used to say to me? Back when he was around?"
>You shake your head, continuing to drink from the bottle
>Somewhere in the back of your head, it occurs to you what a bad idea this is, but you keep drinking
>"He'd always tell me, 'Nopony gets what they deserve, Coco. Sometimes, you work your hardest, and nobody cares. And there are some others -- just some, mind you -- who will care about you even if you don't do anything. It all balances out, after a while. You just need to learn to accept what you're given. And you also have to figure out what kind of pony you're going to be. Are you going to accept, but never give? Or give, but expect nothing?'"
"That's..."
>"Yeah."
"Is that what you invited me out here, tonight?"
>"Part of it. The other part is the stupid thing."
"I thought you already said the stupid thing."
>Coco shakes her head
>"No. I'm just stalling."
>A tiny tremor passes through Coco's body, and you realize how nervous she is
>>26929435
you misspelled 'best pony' you silly faggot
>>26929414
>>26929633
Dubs confirm.
oh dear
bump again
