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Tons of anons always come up with different ideas of what would happen when they finally make it to the land of horses, Equestria, and wat do when there. But after thinking about it for so long, I realized something big of note here:

If one ended up stuck in horseland (assuming the pones don't freak out and assume you're their typical Monster of the Week to murder until ded or send back innawoods), you wouldn't have a home to go to. You're waifu pone won't know who you are at all, and you'll likely be stuck with no dosh at all because your dosh ain't worth shit in horseland besides being gud munchies to them. Because yes, horses are stupid like that.

As such, you'd need to figure out how to survive in this pone world. That means making bits, getting your ass a home and other shit an anon needs to not die from hunger, dehydration or your own stupidity, and also trying to make your new life work with these pones. All whilst trying to deal with shit like monsters that could murder your ass ded easily every week, villains that want to take over or destroy shit, natural disasters, and fug knows whatever else as you go about life every day.

When you legit ponder about it, do you think you can truly handle or even survive such a pone world, or would even wish to leave your own world and life behind for such? And if so, how would you ensure your dumb anon ass doesn't end up ded, the laughing stock of town or worse?
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>>26897054
That's a tough one. While we've all got the stigma of being shut-in autists, I'd like to think some of us would be halfway competent at taking care of ourselves.
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>>26897054
My plan would be to hit up Fluttershy's and pretend to be a wild animal of the forest. She's pretty comfortable around all kinds of animals that aren't dragons or timberwolves
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>>26897116
You forget, as many episodes of the show have taught us, one thing of note:

Ponies are massive dicks a lot of the time. And end up acting like it's the end of the world over just a mare of a different species. I doubt it'd be as simple as saying "I'm a hooman, pls gib shelter huehuehue" to them.
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You didn't even mention the fact that the first thing you're going to have to deal with is communicating with anyone. It's pretty unlikely that the ponies actually speak English, y'know?

I'm actually not worried about the "monsters trying to take over Equestria" stuff: That's the Princesses' problem. I'd be too busy trying to get by to care about that.
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>>26897179
>anon tries to speak with pone
>pone speaks words that just makes his brain hurt tries to understand whatever the fug they just said
>anon spends a shitload of time trying to learn pone speech so he can actually live in this place without sounding like that one mexican guy who can only say "me speaka no English!" when asked the obvious
>anon's struggle as he sounds like a foreigner with a funny accent to pones whilst learning their language
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>>26897054
Another thing to note is the dependence on magic and gross violation of the laws of physics. We sometimes argue on how the sun and moon work as well as weather. There is much we don't know about how Equestria even works.

Also you will miss the Internet. Don't lie to yourself, people have become dependent on it and take it for granted. You will live with no computers, television, phones, cars, 4chan, etc.
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If there's one skill I have, it's cooking.

I'd go to a restorable and ask for a job, show them how practical I can be due to my height and opposable thumbs and grasping hands


One thing that we have evolved as humans is manipulator ends to our upper limbs. This makes us utterly versatile in a world where the most practical thing is magic.

We are humans, we are made to thrive in such low standard conditions and make ourselves top dog, or creature in this case


Lets suppose all horsefaggots on earth are brought on Equestria. At first, we'll be thought as invading force out of thin air.

We'll be corralled into one area to be isolated because we're literally ayy lmaos to them.

The good thing that can go well for us is that someone of high authority would see us as harmless: Twilight Sparkle because she traveled to a human world and was human herself for a short time. Then there's the darker part

Us. A lot of us horse fuckers are creepy as fuck or utterly antisocial, or socially inept or socially awkward.
We'll have to deal with our own and police ourselves not to have "The Great Waifu War" or other creepy shit from happening

Second thing: households. Equestria, being rather socialist from what I understand, will not leave us to die. We'll have buildings to live in after a few months, but we'll have a debt as a society, to repay the ponies. This triggers the next part

Social-economic boost: we're humans, we are a powerful workforce compared to say griffins and ponies, we would be back to having decent living conditions somewhere with 10 to 5 years. No Internet until a good 15 year because we'll need to start from scratch on a lot of things, then comes the trade of goods and services. We'll turn into a hotspot for trade and industry just because we're humans and that's how we are.
Ponies will want to invest and seek human workforce eventually as the stigma goes away

Within 25 year of arriving in Equestria, we'll be back, business as usual with extra
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>All anons go to equestria.
>Instead of enjoying pone land, we kill eachother.
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>>26897898
I'd always thought we'd just get rid of the more socially and physically adept among us but no, it's true, we'd all start killing each other.
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>>26897898
Ill see you in hell
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>>26897054
If I got poofed to Equestria, I'd probably try to get a job at the spa, since finger are better than hooves. That or I'd try for manual labor at Sweetapple acres.
As for a house... I dunno, I'm sure Twilight would let you stay at her home in exchange for knowledge about Earth and such. You could probably work out deals with any of the ponies if you put a bit of thought into it.
We're all gonna make it friend, don't you worry.
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>>26897054
I'd become a prostitute because sex is literally the only thing i can offer
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>>26897455
>>26897898
>Implying we are all going to the same horseland.
Not fucking happening, we are all going to seperate, identical horselands. I never want to meet any of you.
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>>26898146
I love you fags so much.
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I have a entire head full of musical songs, books, and mass media that ponies have NEVER seen or heard of.

I would be the next fucking mass media kingpin. Music, books, plays, and more would come from me.
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>Pic unrelated
There's a neat story about a human in Equestria where English isn't spoken: http://www.fimfiction.net/story/70801/an-alien-walks-amongst-us

There's a reason why every AiE story starts out the same, because it's probably what would happen. As soon as they learn you're peaceful, they leave you alone, with nary but strange looks. When they learn you're an alien with advanced scientific knowledge, they're gonna be all over that shit.
It's why Equestria appeals to even the most autistic manchild. You're like a woman; people will give you shit just for existing. You could probably milk it and live off the royal treasury if you really wanted to. If not, a highschool education will probably bring leaps and bounds of technology. It would be easy as all hell for anyone who isn't medically retarded to survive in ponyland.

This only gets interesting when you add in headcanons to get away from the cliche. Pony prison is an example, reversed gender roles, technology vs magic general, etc. They all exist because it's a unique way of looking at it, because the normal way has been done to death.

Personally I would go with the flow of whichever canon I land in. At best I'm given a life totally free of any financial worries with waifus abound. At worst I'm stuck working like everyone else, with no hope for love beyond maybe a xenophiliac, or maybe resort to stealing because nobody would hire me.
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>>26897054
>implying
literally every fanfiction adresses this problem
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>>26898950
This is true. The reverse gender roles equestria was pretty entertaining. I would eventually not mind being sent there if it was available. Some headcanon equestrias are pretty tough though.
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No words, no thought.
Such things will only deceive you into betraying your true wants and desires.
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>>26899050
This has only a faint connection with anything in this thread.
It contributes nothing and only servers for you to make yourself out as an enlightened sage of some kind.

Kill yourself, fuck off, preferably both, in either order.
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>>26897455
>>in 25 year we will have computers and internet
yeah you're an idiot.
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>>26899071
Maybe I am an enlightened sage of some kind. Then wouldn't you feel just silly for acting so rude.
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>>26897054
>When you legit ponder about it, do you think you can truly handle or even survive such a pone world, or would even wish to leave your own world and life behind for such?
Yeah, I am broke and getting a job in the real world is much harder than pony

Did Starlight Glimmer even have a job? I mean there aren't any canon homeless ponies in MLP, so if the universe is as it is in the show we can assume we'd be able to find some sort of place in society.

>And if so, how would you ensure your dumb anon ass doesn't end up ded, the laughing stock of town or worse?
I'm smarter than Derpy and she is fine
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>>26899174
If you are enlightened, you wouldn't be bothered by it, and might actually relate whatever you had to say to the topic at hand, so laymen can understand it.
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>>26899215
I believe that people need to find their own way in life. I can only help guide you to the right path; you need to walk down it.
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>>26899241
Please go back to lurking, and come back when you've learned basic logical connections.
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>>26899261
I hope you have a wonderful life.
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>>26898020
>glorious human stamina
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But horses make horse-like noises.
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>>26897898
I like you.
I'll kill you last.
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>>26897455
>>26897054

Another problem: Some of us have illnesses/chronic disorders that are kept in control by modern meds. I have IBD and if I don't have my meds within a ~month I'd have extreme internal pain, not to mention I have an ulcer. I'd probably die from internal bleeding.
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>>26899350
As long as Equestria has some fucking claritin or benadryl, I'm good.
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>>26897076
You're giving a lot of Anons here far, far too much credit.
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>>26899350
I think you can assume that if they don't have the treatments already, they're not far off, or have magic that can act in its stead.
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>>26898950
>>alien with advanced scientific knowledge...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BVxOb8-d7Ic
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>>26899381
Made worse by the fact that ponies actually seem to have electricity and shit. Can't impress them with the basics. They know about magnets and coils already.

Your best bet is probably advanced maths, systems theory, and operations research. That shit works regardless of the laws of physics.
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I think as long as you are friendly, honest and genuine you'd easily find a place.

The things that worry me are the meat eating, our desensitization and humanities tendency to get angry and violent. Which would scare a lot of them away perhaps even put us into some kind of holding cell, maybe even turn us to stone
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>>26897054
The townsfolk would probably hide in their homes until I go away if I were to walk into town as they had to Zecora in Bridle Gossip, but in a more cautious way since I'm a biped and have incisors for teeth, so no.
Fluttershy would probably be able to help me since she's just like that, but seeing a huge ape-like creature she's never seen before would make her extra-cautious unless I look completely harmless, or in the brink of death and in desperate need of help. That's still up to debate though, as we already know that she handles carnivores pretty well, e.g. a bear for fuck's sake.
Another possible host would be Iron Will, since he's practically half-human and probably bro material as well, but meeting him would need great luck as he's probably touring around with his goat crew and not staying in one place.
Surviving in the woods would be challenging at the very least, what with the risk of running into cockatrices or being hunted by timberwolves and manticores. There's also a chance of getting completely lost, which won't fare well for my survival.
The safest route , I think, is to set camp right outside the forest where I could keep encountering predators at a minimal rate, all the while having access to the forest's resources for me to forage during the day. Starting a small farm for food to avoid venturing into the forest would be a good call as well, although I'd have to forage seeds first.
I'd prefer it to be Spring when I get transported to Equestria. Winter would be my time limit. By then I should have either built a decent shack with a stockpile of food, or made friends with the locals, enough to guarantee warm shelter and food, else I freeze to death or get eaten by the wolves.
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>>26898950
>tfw my high school was so shit that i can barely remember anything scince
Fuck me the most i can remember is that penis goes in vagina and how to do foundatiom level mathematics. God im useless.
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>>26897054
Most likely scenario: The food there is incompatible with Anon's biology, if not outright toxic. Anon dies quickly from poison or slowly from starvation.

Oh well.
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>You will never kill other anons in the name of your waifu.
>It will never be WW1 type fighting.
>You will never die for your waifu.
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>>26900004
WW1 style fighting? How does that work when no one is one the same side? Or is everyone just fighting for the glory of their waifu, rather than her approval and romantic affection? If the former, I could see sharing becoming a problem.
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>>26899945
This.

Unless "Equestrian" species all came from Earth via the same portal thingy that brought you in, they are going to be inedible.
Good luck digesting alien proteins for which your body lack the appropriate enzyme - just look at what happen to people who are intolerant to milk, and multiply it ten fold ... with everything.
Worst case scenario, they don't even use the same amino-acids or are a lifeform based on something completely different.
Basically you would die of hunger very fast (and very painfully) unless ponies decide that you are worth keeping on permanent magic life-support - and it would only work if spells can somehow automatically adapt to a completely different biology.

It would probably be a shitty story.
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It's worth doing, if just for the mere chance of a life with her.
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>>26897054
After getting portal'd to equestria. I would like to imagine blacking out from stress. From whatever 4th level degree warp-fuckery got me there in the first place. What would happen from then is Twilight finding me, taking me to meet the princesses. Either staying with them they have enough fucking room, like the entire abandoned tower twilight used to live in so they can learn about hu-mans, or go back to Ponyville so Twilight can keep an eye on me.

Earning bits isnt exactly hard with all that knowledge floating around in your head. If you really haven't learned anything of worth while you have been alive, then its manual labor for you. Personally I would like to work with the spa ponies because hands would be amazing to them, and for all the lewds.

We almost never see random normal ponies getting hurt or injured by monsters. So there is no point in worrying about that shit. The biggest hurdle would be the loss of comforts and familiar things. Adapting to their food I think would be one of my biggest concerns. A diet without meat would be unbearable. The loss of the internet or media would hit hard. Hopefully pony friends would help with that, otherwise tag along on the mane 6 adventures.
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>>26897054
It's a medieval fantasy world, there's a fuckton of manual labor everywhere, from agriculture to, I don't know, carrying heavy stuff.
I even happen to know a lot about blacksmith, I could even make horseshoes and stuff
If you just walk in like a normal civilized being and introduce yourself, they won't try to kil you. Finding a job shouldn't be hard on the right places (obviously a big city needs public service jobs and a monster wouldn't fit in) and you can sleep on an inn the first days

t. Huge d&d enthusiast
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>>26900653
>work with the spa ponies because hands would be amazing to them

Pretty much this, since with the proper training, your hands can out-massage every single species there is and demand for monkey fingers would be high since you're the only one on the planet.

Not to mention you could use your massage skills to woo your waifu.
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>>26900016
Yes glory of your waifu
The trixiefags will be victorious
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>>26900725
>medieval fantasy world
Dunno where you people get this idea. It has skyscrapers, electronic medical equipment, power plants and I don't know what else. Horseshoes are probably industrially manufactured and you wouldn't make a living doing manual agriculture because you're weaker than a pony, and could only find menial jobs - I don't think you can plow or buck apples or all the kinds of stuff Big Mac or AJ do with their cartoon-tier strength. Good news is that conventional employment is probably available in the cities and since pony cities are stuck in like the film noir era or something you could probably make a good career with all the modern ideas you have.
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>>26897054
Well, first off, minotaurs and centaurs exist, which means ponies are at least aware of the existence of humans to some degree, given that both centaurs and minotaurs are somewhat human, so the existence of humans wouldn't be that big a shock. Then, there's the fact that ponies generally tend to only be scared of things that are mysterious, and/or live in the Everfree Forest (that was the major reason Zecora was feared, remember, NOT that she was a zebra. Griffons, Minotaurs, etc., none of them are particularly scary to ponies). So, all you would need to do is exit the Everfree Forest if you came to Equestria from there in a location where no-one would see you.

As for the fact that ponies wouldn't give you somewhere to go home to, just live with Rarity for a bit.
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I shall become a roguish highway man.

I will have a mask and a cape and be a level five mob on the way to Ponyville.
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>>26897054

>Wind up in horseland
>Leave the Everfree forest in full view of a large crowd of miniature horses
>They scream at you
>You scream at them
>They take cover
>You unzip your dick

Any other response is wrong, and you know it.
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Live with flutter butter as a wild animal. eat salmon just like bears. Spend all my time talking to either Twiggles or a pony historian detailing to them a history of the human world, our behaviors, our nations, our wars and tell them about the Jews, redpilling like nobody's buisness

I guess I could do manual labor for bits. I'm a manlet tho, and I don't know what the actual height of these equines are.
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>>26900828
From The Art of Equestria. Middle paragraph on the right clarifying time period.
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>>26899350
You are simply unfit to survive. Nature/god/fate has chosen to end your life, and the only reason you live now is because humans go against nature for selfish reasons.

Do what's right anon... Do what God wants. Kill yourself
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>>26897179
>>26897254
You forget that maybe they make sounds a human can't even replicate. So you can't even speak with them in some cases.

Aside from all the body language they probably do because of their horse body.
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>>26897054
Implying we can't simply live in Canterlot Castle's basement
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There was a green once where Anon went to Equestria but instantly got a deadly virus because he wasn't adapted in any way and died in a short few weeks.


>>26897455
Anon. That's not how the world works.
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>"Anon, why are you starving, there's plenty of food around you"
>Pone proceeds to eat a random batch of grass

>"Anon, why are you freezing, it's not that cold"
>Say the pony with it's thick winter coat

>Anon tried to impress them with advanced science
>They in turn show him magical science (which probably a lot of their society is based on), Anon is completely lost
>They don't get how he can't understand something so basic to their world

>Anon goes to Equestria
>Spends the next three weeks in hospital before dying because his body can't adapt to a multitude of new viruses/disease/etc in such a short span of time

>Anon is a 4chan user
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>Anon is shocked to find that ponies sometimes eaat meat
>Real horses actually do that sometimes

>Anon lands in Equestria
>He tires to learn their language but simply can't say some thing because the way his body is built doesn't allow him to make specific sounds they use in their language
>Then there's also the native language of all the other species

>Anon goes to Equestria
>He doesn't get half of the things because humans don't use body language as actively as horses do
>It leads to awkward situations

>Anon goes to Equestria
>Portal opens in the Frozen North
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>Anon goes to Equestria
>Spergs out because nothing follows his headcanon
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>>26901033
This is pretty much the dream.
I want nothing more than to discuss history with Twilight.
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>>26897054
I would just sell information about the technology, inventions and other things they don't know about in the show to the pony government for nasty amounts of dosh.
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>>26901484
>anon goes to equestria
>it's past S3
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I grew up in a small town smack in the middle of a forest. You learn a lot of survival techniques and tips quickly when your average day outside was running off into the forest to explorer with some buddies. You learn what to do and look for, what to not do, and most importantly what to do when you get the feeling you are bring tracked by a mountain lion. Even though it never happened to us we all knew how to survive being in the woods for multiple days. I feel like the Everfree is just another forest that you just quickly learn and carry on and I feel like I can easily live there a long time especially since most animals have some higher for of intelligence there. The most dangerous thing in survival is stupidity either by you or others. Be smart and prepared and it's not that bad.

From there, you gotta make that dosh. Find something that will net you some cash like manual labor or street performing. Pride is worthless to the poor so if you have to act like a trained monkey, do so. You gotta take shit slow though. Everything you do must be deliberate and thought out with thier fear in mind. Foal falls in front of you? Slowly extend you hand out to help them out but let them make the final reach before helping. If there's a language barrier then first purchase should be learning materials. From then on it's time and patience. Speaking the language is a major step so the faster you do that, the better. Also gaining more trust will potentially net you better jobs which means more dosh. More dosh = better quality of life. Does this shit sound familiar? It's because it's exactly the same as earth just you are starting at zero
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>>26897054
Well, I thought about it, and honestly I do not know. I'm a nice enough guy, and with some patience and perserverance I might be able to ingratiate myself with the locals.

But, then what? Considering that I can't fly, cast magic, or have the strength of a typical earth pony, I'm going to be pretty disadvantaged when it comes to finding work. My only hope would be to find work that either requires a modicum of strength and agility, or is dependant on my intelligence. I'm guessing I would need to either find work as a teacher, or as a shop clerk.

And then there is the big problem of possibly being the only human on Equestria. How would ponies treat me as a one-of-a-kind species that could yield untold riches that would greatly benefit science, and zoology in general? Would I even get a chance to live amongst the local populace? Or, would I become nothing more than a lab animal to be poked and prodded at by scientists for the rest of my life? At least, being a star attraction of the local means that there is a chance I could still talk to the ponies. But, that said, I might prove myself so fascinating that the royal sisters themselves might take me as their personal pet in Canterlot. Zoo animal or royal pet, it's still better than being stuck in a cage in some secret laboratory somewhere.

And then there are other problems, such as the radical changes to my techno-rich lifestyle and my dependancy on certain protein and sugar-rich foods and modern medicens, such as paracetmol. I would have to make big changes to both my diet and lifestyle. And, since potions may or may not prove lethal to me I would have to make to with herbal remedies instead.

So, at worst, become a lab animal for the sake of Equestrian science, or at the best working shitty hours in a shop, whilst getting nagged at by the manager for doing something wrong...
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This thread gives me the feeling that we should make one of those roll charts, with multiple equestrian realities one could end up at, based on the different threads we have on the board.

What do you think?
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>>26905206
...But, if I was a zoo animal, or even a royal pet, then I have no problems whatsoever. Money would become a moot point, because I would be provided with shelter and food, and all they would ask of me is to sit there and look pretty for all the ponies out there. Hell, if I can learn to pull off some pretty good tricks and stunts, I might get rewards and treats from my misteress and masters. It won't be meat, but it could be a lonely pretty mare, looking for some lovin'?

Actually, come to think of it, if any Anon find themselves transported to Equestria, their best bet for survival is either become the main attraction for the local zoo, or learn to act cute and adorable for the royal sisters.

I hope this answers your question, OP
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>>26905303
I would like to see that. Mildly surprised it doesn't already exist.
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As much as I would love to go to Equestria to see my waifu, I would be very hesitant if given the choice.

>waifu has no idea who I am and probably wouldn't want anything to do with me
>life would be very difficult for me because I have never lived outside of the city and my daily work and social life heavily depends on modern technology. So I know next to nothing when it comes to surviving on my own in the wilderness
>Ponies would view me as strange and alien and would more than likely avoid me at all costs
>Even if I do get to be around them, I would useless to them since I can't fly, can't use magic in any form, and I'm not as strong or skilled as earth ponies
>Possible language and cultural barriers
>Would most likely die of malnutrition, disease, or some wild magical animal in a couple of weeks, at best.

It hurts my heart to say this, but I would rather stay here. Humans and pony are just too different and I would find it extremely difficult to adapt. I have a shitty life here on Earth but atleast it ain't as shitty as it would be on Equestria.
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>>26897054
Well, insofar as them being afraid of me goes, I don't think I would have to worry. They have other species such as griffons and dragons living amongst them, and ponyville didn't freak out when the Yaks came to visit, despite the fact that no one had heard or seen them in a bajillion years or something.
As for work, having experience in both medieval blacksmithing, because I was the worlds most hardcore reenactment fag, and having experience with modern industrial machinery I could prove pretty invaluable to the earth ponies.My hands also allow for greater economic usefulness, as I can become a masseuse after some training and easily rake in the big bits from canterlot.

As far as food goes, I personally find it highly unlikely that they have food that functions the same, is made the same, and is called the same thing, but is somehow made with 100% differing elements.
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This thread has a lot of valid points. But I was thinking about what would it be like if the positions were switched. How would a pony adapt and respond to being suddenly teleported to Earth?
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>>26905558
it would be a international celebrity within a matter of minutes, provided the government doesn't deep 6 that cute little fucker the instant it appears on the planet.
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>>26897054
No no Anon don't be silly, an actually interesting story with real conflict, beyond some neckbeard who's never had a relationship in his life's perspective of romantic relationships (that're just going to be resolved at most in like three chapters anyways)? No no no, we need even MORE shitty fetish stories where the real human stringbean who is fit and attractive and cool and is friends with all the ponies gets the horsepussy.
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>>26897054
nah
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>>26905558
Jews happen.
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>>26897054
It would be kinda wierd huh.

I bet a lot of our degrees would be useless there.

>"Alright anon what are your credentials?"
"Uh...I have a master's in comp sci"
>"the hell is that?"
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>>26897054
Yes
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>>26897054
What happens really depends on your spawning point. If you're out in the wilderness, the first order of business would be to scavenge enough to create shelter, weapon(s), and find a supply of food and water. From there, you'll just have to grind your way to apex predator again. If you spawn in the city, then there are problems of communication and employment. I'm assuming that communication isn't an issue, since dragons, ponies, and gryphons can get along despite being different species. The real problem is employment, since Equestria seems to be about full employment throughout the entire show. Worst comes to worst, you'll have to "invent" something, open your own trade, or become a merchant.
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I would probably go and try to speak/draw something down to Twilight and eventually I'd get to Celestia and maybe she would do a transformation or a instant language learner spell.
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>>26897054
>You're waifu pone
No I'm not, fuck you.
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>>26905558
Death.
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>>26907709
Wrong. It would be a fate worse than death: First the pony would be brought to an animal center, then shit would fly when people realize it's MLP. The sapient pony would then have to live with the fact that it can't communicate with us, and is stuck living in a glass box for the rest of it's life or being poached. It would be worse if it were a unicorn: Not only could it potentially communicate with us, but then the gov't on hand would likely experiment with the horn to discover the secrets of magic.
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>>26901484
>>Anon is shocked to find that ponies sometimes eaat meat
They may eat meat but they are no hunters. They eat small defenseless creatures like rodents and birds.
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>>26907792
>but then the gov't on hand would likely experiment with the horn to discover the secrets of magic
Well, that's a good end for humanity.

>psionics becomes a real thing
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>>26897054
Wouldn't I be respected as an exotic, sapient species with no ill intentions? Sure Twilight might wanna run some tests on my magical capabilities/potential for evil but I'm sure I'm clean.
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>>26909700
I was more referring to all these shitty fics and green where ponies are absolutely shocked and disgusted by meat in any way.
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>>26909743
They usually eat meat when they're starving or in critical need of certain nutrients and proteins.

So Equestria, the land of plenty, probably would find it disgusting.
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>>26909832
Why would they? They live among many creatures who eat meat, and have the necessary intelligence to probably develop a certain taste for it.

I think it's more likely that they have some sort of meat based food than that they think it's horrendous. Most is that they don't like the taste.

Science is apparently so far that they acknowledge that some animals just do things because they can, not because they need to.
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>>26899470
>shit works regardless

hahaha-no.
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>>26910110
PEGASUS MAGIC
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>>26910177
Jus' sayin'.

If math don't work in every occasion, it's not a universal truth anymore. Who knows how many physical laws these ponies break just by existing. Where's Dredd pony when you need him?
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I really like this thread.

>>26897054
>would even wish to leave your own world and life behind for such?
No, defiantly not, but if I somehow end up in Equestria I would not mourn much.

>When you legit ponder about it, do you think you can truly handle or even survive such a pone world
I thought about it a lot. Basically this dude >>26900725 said everything i wanted to say.
Under worst circumstances I'd become a thief and highwayman. Stealing would become main source of income.
Maybe even a murderhobo. It's not like I'm going to feel bad about killing talking animals. (insert hitler joke here)
I doubt any of this happens, since ponies are civil, but hey, "hope for the best and prepare for the worst".
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