>got to flutter butters house
>see this
>wat do
15 bits on yes
>>26894435
50 on no.
Another 50 on OP for yes.
>tie another noose
>double suicide
>>26894435
>>26894435
Laugh when she actually tries to go through with it, but her fat ass causes the branch to break and she survives.
>>26894435
Ask if I can keep the body when she's gone.
>>26894597
she cant hang herself, she has wings.
>>26894435
>unzips dick
>>26894435
Tell here that its the ideal way to fap
>>26894547
That's a bowline knot in the last frame. It's increadibly easy to make, but damn near impossible to tighten the loop once you tighten the knot. The producers pobably did that on purpose so that they don't teach their viewers how to actually hang themselves and get sued, so it's a wise move on their part.
Tell her to do a flip while she does it.
>>26894435
50 bits on yes.
then kiss her before she jumps.
>>26894435
This is a scam, tie her wings first and I'll consider betting 125 bits that she'll do it
>>26894435
>stop her from doing it
>grab that little white piece of shit
"Hey who want's to bet how far I can drop-kick him?"
>>26894435
Stop her. Hug her. Kick Angel when he laughs.
Bet it all on Neptune!
>>26897239
>>26896268
This works better
>>26894435
"Fluttershy! Don't do it, you have so much to live for!"
>"sniff...I have to, Anon. I can't go on living knowing that I'll never have a human penis inside of my butt!"
"I guess if I want to save you, I have to put my penis inside of your butt."
>"Yes, that is the only way to resolve this conflict."
"Then I will do it. Would you prefer I have sex with your front-butt, or your back-butt?"
>"Front-butt, please."
>>26894435
Inform her that the branch she's got her rope tied to is going to snap under the weight of her fat ass.
>>26897534
Yup, knew that one since I was 14purely because I liked how it looks
>>26897555
I learned how to tie it when I was 10, in the dark
It's exactly how it sounds
>>26897534
>the number of turns can vary between seven and thirteen, although an odd number should alwary be used
Why?
>>26894435
record it and fap
>>26897628
For maximum edge.
>>26897628
because 13 is lucky.
>>26897555
You should've done it faggot
>>26897540
Anon, you're saving a life. You're doing the right thing.
>>26894435
Sup Flutterbutt?
>"Ah, on A-Anon. I didn't see you there."
>Flutters tries to hide the noose behind her back. Smiling awkwardly as you approach her.
Whats... uh, whats goin' on?
>"W-What do you mean? I'm just relaxing on this chair!"
>You point behind her to the group of ponies lined up in front of Angel's stand.
>"Th-That's just a silly thing Angel does sometimes, he bets on how long I'm going to stand on this stool for!"
>She grins nervously, staring at you as you watch Angel continue to count his bits.
>"Stop talking to her Anon!"
>"Let her get on with it! I've got twenty bits riding on this!"
>Ponies begin shouting at you, obviously you've interrupted there games.
Uh-huh, and whats with the noose then 'Shy? Gonna off yourself?
>"Wha-? NO! No of course not! I just, need to get this rope off the tree of course, its a hazard for the birds you see!"
Uh-huh
>Fluttershy starts tugging hard at the noose, you start to hear a cracking noise, and after a few more yanks the branch snaps off the tree and clonks her on the head. She falls to the ground in a heap, out cold.
Bingo, THATS ANOTHER ONE FOR ME BOYS!
>"GOD DAMMIT ANON YOU ASSHOLE!"
>You scoop up Fluttershy and approach the stand and Angel hands you your bits Angel. All the while being harassed by the ponies behind you.
I'll bring her into the house Angel, same time next week?
>Angel salutes you, turning to the other ponies. He snarls fiercely and they disperse.
Heh, we've got such a racket going on here.
>Angel snickers and gets the door for you. Seems your partnership will survive for another day.
>>26894435
She won't kill herself. Fluttershy is probably into erotic asphyxiation. Since she can fly she can control it, it's how she gets off.You can fuck her while she does it, your thrusts giving her small windows to breathe.
>>26894435
laugh then flip my shit when she actually does it, and save her.
>>26894435
Join her.
>>26898326
kek/10
>>26894435
Ask if she has more rope
>>26894435
Shoot the rabbit.
>>26897534
Easy mode aka: The Noose for Retards
>>26899414
the only way that would work is if the clip is rated for your weight. the cheap ones you find in a bin at 7-11 won't cut it
>>26899423
That one happens to be a half inch of steel
Only the best, from Centennial
>>26899430
but the retard who attempts this will just buy the cheapest one they can find and maim himself.
>>26894435
Join
>>26894435
Kill, cook, and eat angel.
Take yellowshy back to wherever I reside
Love
>>26899456
Or be so fat they snap the rope.
>>26897348
Underated
>>26897348
>>26899507
That rope ain't snapping. It's that woven nylon shit
>>26894435
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>>26899535
It would have snapped if Flutters was American.
Help her hang herself.
offer fluttershy a bowl of icecream
Leaving this world is not as scary as it sounds.
I would probably just go grab her, take her to my house and have a nice shag.
If she wants to die then she shouldn't care what happens to her so i claim her as my own, she'd probably be fine with it until she gets out off this rut.
>>26899613
Kek
>>26899636
Hello Leopold, how you doing?
So does every board on 4chan joke about suicide? Not exactly trying to tip my fedora, but I really wonder if people here actually care more or less about the lives of others. Then again what would anyone else care when we're all just anons trying to find a few good laughs. I guess Im just wondering if anyone here in this thread has a genuine heart.You'll probably just tell me to kill myself as a response so I'll save you the trouble and say that I've recovered from my major depression and am moving on with my life
>>26899700
With in my first three weeks of being on /b/ i watch a kid choke back half a bottle of bleach of live cam.
But yeah most boards think of it as a joke. A way to weed out the weak.
>>26899700
>So does every board on 4chan joke about suicide?
Pretty much. It's classic at this point.
Anons have hearts and it shows on occasions, having to censor out jokes to spare feelings is not one of those occasions. Most know there is a difference between words and actions. I say this as someone who's recovered from an attempt myself.
>>26899700
I just wonder sometimes: if suddenly, huge amount of people in the world start going suicide, what would happen then?
>>26894435
700 bits on no
>>26894435
I don't trust you angel I'm off to find a difrent bookie.
>>26894435
>wat do
rabbit for dinner
>>26897540
Ah fluttterrape always a classic
>>26899700
suicide is the ultimate joke
>>26899977
There aint no problem that a little suicide can't fix
>>26899700
I don't really care, but I wouldn't just stand idly by or just laugh if someone tried.
If someone dies then there's no point in crying about it. They won't come back. And if someone /really/ wants to off themselves then there's nothing you can do to stop it so they're basically dead anyways
Beat the shit out of Angel, then hug the Flutters.
Watch the events unfold and tell the story to the kids I'll never have.
>>26894435
Stick my head through before she can.
>>26894435
Keep the corpse. About time I got laid
>>26899700
It really is spring break. The summer meme isn't a joke, that and new pts combined
>>26899700
It's because people who bitch about it are often looking for attention. Besides, it's not our place to tell someone how they want to spend their life, even if it means ending it.
>>26897348
>>26899700
Have you been on youtube recently? It's not just 4chan. Every other comment is "kys" or something similar. Suicide is a meme.
