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Threshold (a CYOA of some kind)
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Let's play a game, /mlp/! Now with twice the QM IP's!

If you don't know what's happening, catch up here:
>https://www.anonpone.com/threshold/
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>>26894433
Dandy, your bird friend likes a relatively esoteric form of diode primarily used in voltage regulators and surge protectors. Just FYI.
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Inept said that after our current crisis is resolved, Dandy might get a day off.

What should we do with it?
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>>26894556
I vote talking to Pinkie and maybe getting some advice on how to live a normal life while unwalled.
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>>26894556
Learn how to dance.
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>>26894433
Last time, Dandy was stricken by a disproportionately bad mood after inhaling some "steam i-" from a leaky pipe. After Dandy snapped and knocked Reed out cold, it was quickly decided that Günther go and fix the leaking pipe, leaving Foozle in charge of overseeing Dandy. Something about Foozle's presence began to calm Dandy down, but that was quickly brought to a halt by a stabbing pain in Dandy's head that was strong enough to bring the stallion to his knees. Foozle tried to assist him with some Apex - the anomalous miracle medicine that seems to be able to heal any physical injury.
But... It's not working on this affliction.

HP: 100%
Bits: 133
CC: 7,692
Inventory: 1 house key, 1 comb, 1 white fedora, 1 two-way radio, 1 Speed Snapper, 1 lab coat, 1 moon cake, 1 bag of maple yogurt drops, 1 color-changing putty, 1 Cathedral of Terra pamphlet, 1 bottle of peppermint mouthwash, 1 ID card, 1 ounce of "citrus honey", 1 leftover pizza (2 slices), 1 Varia labcoat, 1 Dragon's Breath


This is where your quest continues...
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>>26894664
So first he was hot headed and now he has brain freeze. Sounds like they're using a thermally themed anomaly as coolant.
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>>26894664
Just wait it out. That's what you do with colds. Or was it fevers?
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>>26894664
Lets try and ask ASCII for help. We can still talk to her right? We didn't break the console and we still have the crystal somewhere don't we?
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>>26894702
>'I wouldn't be on the FLOOR because of a BRAIN FREEZE you fucking stooge!'

>>26894711
>'I don't have the crystal...! Günther has it!'

>>26894707
>'It hurts! IT HURTS!!'
Dandy begins to hit his head against the catwalk, desperately trying to find any kind of relief.
"Doctor Pomp, stop it!" Foozle cries, rushing to his left side and cradling his head against her chest. Dandy can hear her heartbeat. The pain in Dandy's head feels like it shifts to the right.
"I wish I could help you," she mumbles sadly, "but I don't know what to do..."
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>>26895409
ASC
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>>26895409
>The pain in Dandy's head feels like it shifts to the right.
Sounds like it is working.
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>>26895409
>The pain in Dandy's head feels like it shifts to the right.
Maybe that's because Foozle is warm? maybe your head just needs to be warmed back up.
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>>26895457
We have a theory. Time to test it. It's either the heat or the sound of the heartbeat. Get Floozlel to hug Dandy from the other side to test the hypothesis. One hug where he can't hear the heartbeat, and another where he can.
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>>26895677
This
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>>26895409
>"BRAIN... COLD... HURTS..."
And hot-headed isn't actually a temperature. However both terms do relate to temperature and, even though brain freeze is attributed to drinking a slushie to quickly, you were stating that the pain was from extreme cold. If we're dealing with an anomaly here then an extreme play on words isn't out of the question.
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>>26895677
SCIENCE!
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>>26895409
Apply cuddles to Doctor Pomp, for science!
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>>26895431
>'I SAID I DON'T HAVE THE POWER CRYSTAL YOU STUPID BASTARD!!'

>>26895435
>>26895457
>>26895677
>>26895815
>>26896061
>>26896151
>'That sounds crazy, but I guess it's worth a try...!'
>"Warmth... Cold hurts... Need warmth..."
Foozle blinks and looks down at Dandy in confusion. "Warmth? Oh!" Her eyes sparkle. "Of course! I can warm you up... with..." Her cheeks turn bright pink. "With my body heat..."
>"Yes... Please..."
Foozle scooches back on her rump and takes off her labcoat. There's a look of determination on her face in spite of her obvious embarrassment as she slowly (and honestly pretty awkwardly) helps Dandy to sit up and huddles up as close to him as she can get, until their back hooves are crossed and their bellies are touching. Beet-red at this level of intimacy, Foozle then drapes the coat over them both like a blanket. Dandy feels the pain in his head recede almost to the nape of his neck; while it's not as strong now, it is punctuated by a dull pressure that ebbs and spikes, making him wince every several seconds.
"I-is this helping at all, Doctor Pomp...?" Foozle asks softly, sweat beading on her brow. Her hooves are wrapped crookedly around Dandy, and her posture is stiff.
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>>26896416
Needs more proper cuddles, Doctor Floozlel. Relax. Get comfy.
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>>26896416
You cuddle that mare Dandy. You let her know how much you appreciate it.
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>>26896416
>'I SAID I DON'T HAVE THE POWER CRYSTAL YOU STUPID BASTARD!!'
It was more directed to have the others do it but whatever. Stay angry.
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>>26896416
Yes, it's helping. Hug tighter. Place your neck against Faloozul's.
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>>26896416
Yes, thank you.

If you can do so without being a bitch, explain what happened to the Fonzle.
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>>26896445
Why, Choosie, I didn't know you played
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>>26896445
You left your name on after telling Res to fuck off, Choosie.
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>>26896437
>>26896443
>>26896446
>>26896448
>"Yes... Thank you... But I can still feel it a little bit..."
Dandy returns the affection. His hug is not forced at all. Foozle somehow turns even redder. The pain diminishes further, before suddenly spiking hard enough to make Dandy wince.
>"Foozle..."
"Yes, Doctor Pomp?"
>"Do headaches usually... ngh... resist treatment?"
"Um... No, Doctor Pomp."
>"Well... This one is."
"Are you cold?"
>"No... But I can still feel something throbbing in the back of my head."
The two ponies are silent. Neither of them knows what to do next.
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>>26896669
Try turning around? Maybe you're just not getting enough heat on your back
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>>26896669
For fuck's sake ASC already. No don't give me that bullshit "but I don't have it!" Fucking go get it or ask Gunther you lazy piece of shit.
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>>26896669
now kiss the girl dandy
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>>26896807

Why are you so mean to Dandy. He is suffering Anon.

He can get it after he finishes being in tremendous pain.

Also, is Foozle's embarassment causing more warmth? Should we tease her more?
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>>26896950
>He can get it after he finishes being in tremendous pain.
Hmm, ever thought that it won't go away? Because I have.
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>>26896974
Ever thought that Gunther will come back on his own? Ever thought that he'll be crippled by pain or blinded by rage again if he leaves?
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>>26897017
Then have the plant get him.
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>>26897051
We'd have to teach Pupkin to speak Equestrian first. We'd also be preventing him from repairing the pipe with this stuff that's slowly poisoning everybody.
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>>26897090
If Lassie can do it so can a pumpkin.
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>>26897111
>We'd also be preventing him from repairing the pipe with this stuff that's slowly poisoning everybody.
Interesting that you only responded to the joke part. Admit it, your just a sadist that wants Dandy to suffer.
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>>26897151
Well considering I caused this in the first place that just might be :^)
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>>26897177

So you're the son of a bitch.
I'm gonna remain very dissapointed in you.
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>>26896669
Now we kiss.
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>>26896715
>'...Okay?'
>"Um... Maybe I still feel it because my back is still cold?"
Foozle looks up at Dandy with an unreadable expression. "Uh, alright." she responds. "I guess we can try that..."
The two ponies begin to re-position themselves.
"Pipe's fixed!" a deep voice suddenly interjects. "We should be ok-..."
Günther stops mid-sentence.
An awkward silence fills the core.
"...Dandy, I'm glad you're feeling better," the griffon says dryly, "but come on. I was only gone for a few minutes."
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Stopping for the night. Thanks for playing!
I hope this thread doesn't die already like the last one did.
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>>26897382
k bye.
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>>26897368
Apologize to the griffon for snapping at him.

Explain the symptoms and how they were fixed.
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>>26897368
Now we can contact ASCII.
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>>26897398

>Fixed.

Dandy's eye is still a weird color. I don't think we're out of trouble just yet.
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>>26897398
Symptoms are only "fixed" by curing what caused them.
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>>26897368
>feeling better
Maybe, but you sure as hell don't look it.
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>>26897513
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>>26898214
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>>26898832
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>>26899109
Last bump from me I'm hitting the hay
Thank me anons for keeping this alive
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>>26899262
Here another one since I can't go to sleep
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>>26897368
we're trying to figure out how to deal with our ailment ya butt.
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>>26897368
Shoo Griffon.
Can't you see dandy is getting treatment for his throbbing head?
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>>26897368
Silly Dandy, it's the other way around: the stallion goes on top of the mare.
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>>26897368
>Still no porn of DandyXFoozle
why live ?
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Ask your companions if the word 'windigo' means anything to them. We can't guarantee it's relevant to your situation, but they are spirits of ice that feed on hate and are harmed by friendship, which sounds pretty relevant to us.
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How is this suddenly the only CYOA?
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>>26903407
Scruffening 2.0. This thread might fall soon
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>>26903416
Damn.4
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The threshold is probably the safest place around

I hereby declare this thread the emergency /cyoag/
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>happening
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>>26903416
there are still a few other cyoa's up. for some reason.
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Only the general and the ones bellow page 7 got purged I think
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>>26903490
no, lots did from all over the place.
everyone meet at the club to weather the storm.
https://discord.gg/0nJocSHiijFubSct
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>>26903499
My favorite pony from the show is Pinkie Pie, and that is my show-related opinion on something that has to do with the show. I also like CYOAs.
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>>26903768
I like Rarity, but i respect your opinion anon. I also like cyoas
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>>26903768
Rainbow Dash is best pony. I also like cyoas
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Do you feel in charge?
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Bumpin'
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>>26906784
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>>26900904
>'Shut up Anon.
>...Maybe later.'

>>26897398
>>26897471
>>26897508
>>26897513
>>26900212
>>26900639
>"Sh-shut up, Günther! This isn't what it looks like!"
"That's a relief, because you'd be doing it backwards if it were." he answers.
>"WH-... Y-... SH-"
"Günther, please..." Foozle interjects, hopping down ff Dandy's back, still blushing a bit. "I was just trying to keep Doctor Pomp warm... He was complaining about symptoms consistent with some kind of localized form of hypothermia."
Günther tilts his head. "Hypothermia? From gas inhalation? I don't get that at all. Are you having trouble breathing, colt?"
>"No... Foozle's treatment was helping, but..."
Dandy flinches as he feels the pain begin to return.
>"She didn't get rid of it. I can still feel it. The pain's coming back!"
"What was in that pipe?" Foozle asks Günther.
"I don't know." the griffon responds. "I've never seen something cause symptoms like this."

>>26901928
>"I HAVE...!"
Foozle and Günther turn their attention to Dandy. They look confused.
"You have?" they ask in near-unison.
>"Ungh... Yeah... WINDIGOES!!"
Günther looks confused, but Foozle's eyes widen. "Oh my..." she mumbles.
"What?" Günther asks. "What are windigoes?"
"They're malevolent ice spirits that cool the air around them to minus 200 degrees Marenheit." Foozle responds, trotting back to Dandy's side and wrapping her hooves around him once more. "They're strengthened by anger and hatred, and weakened by friendship and love... Dandy's been overly aggressive and complaining about a stabbing, icy pain, and he said that my hugging him got rid of most of the pain."
"Sounds like it all adds up..." Günther responds, scratching his head. "But, so... What does that mean he breathed in?"
"We should see if ASCII can confirm or not." Foozle says.
Günther nods. "Good idea." He produces the wired crystal he cobbled together. "Who's going to do the ASC-ing?"
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>>26908892
Gunther should since Foozle would be better at helping us with cuddles.
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>>26908892
Gunther already has the crystal, so he might as well.
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>>26908892
OH MY FUCK THIS IS TAKING FOREVER JUST TO SEE WHAT SOME STUPID GAS WAS
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>>26908892
Dr.Foozle we need 100 CCs of hugs and cuddles asap!

Gunther can just give friendly handshakes. Or a head pat. Whichever.
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>>26909164
>not wanting brohugs and brocuddles from birdbro
What are you, a fag?
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>>26909027
>'How do you think *I* feel?!'

>>26908993
>>26909025
>>26909164
"You should do it." Foozle answers. "You probably don't want to switch jobs with me right now, right?"
Günther chuckles. "I guess not... Okay, I'll be back ASAP. Hold on, buddy!"
>"Take... your time..."
The griffon flies back the way Dandy and his party had originally come from, and Foozle resumes her awkward hugging. The pompadoured pony sighs with relief as the pain once again recedes to a dull pressure that only occasionally jabs into his medulla oblongata.
>"Thanks, Foozle... I know this is kind of awkward, but it's really helping. I couldn't even think before you lent a hoof."
"You're welcome, Doctor Pomp..." she mumbles. Her grip shifts a little, into something that feels more natural. The pain recedes even further. "I'm glad to be able to help you after everything that's happened with Pupkin and that seizure you had, and you disappearing for a day and a half..."
The pain diminishes further.
>"That's really nice of you to say after all the screwing up I've done. Pretty much every job I've done here has been guesswork and me not really knowing the correct protocols for anything..."
"That's how everypony starts off here." Foozle answers, tightening her grip a little. "It's how I started, and I know a lot of other agents and researchers have had worse trouble than you did..."
>"You sure about that?"
Foozle nods, scooching into him more. He can feel her breath on his chest fluff. The pain diminishes even further. "I'm sure. It's been a much busier week than usual. It's been really difficult on a lot of us."
>"Yeah, it has... but at least some good things have come out of it."
"Really?" Foozle looks up at him, tilting her head. "Like what?"
Dandy smiles down at her.
"O-oh..."
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>>26909910
rape foozle
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>>26909910
now kiss her
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>>26909910
Rape her.
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>>26909910
Don't rape the foozle, what the fuck.
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>>26909910
NOW RAPE HER
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>>26909910

Love the girl, kiss the girl.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=axZ6mG__ZqU
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>>26909921
>>26909993
>>26910015
These, senpai.
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>>26909910
Kissing her would probably kill the windigo. Do it right and you might not get hit.
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>>26909910
Continue along with whatever faggy feelsy shit you're doing. It seems to be helping.
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>>26909910
can we finally rape the bitch already?
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>>26909910
Sorry Dandy, due to the recent Scruffening there are a lot of bored sadists with nothing better to do.
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>>26909910
Sha-la-la-la-la-la
Don’t be scared
You got the mood prepared
Go on and kiss the girl
Sha-la-la-la-la-la
Don’t stop now
Don’t try to hide it how
You wanna kiss the girl
Sha-la-la-la-la-la
Float along
Listen to the song
The song say kiss the girl
Sha-la-la-la-la-la
Music play
Do what the music say
You wanna kiss the girl
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>>26909910
Test the waters and then go in for the kiss Dandy!

But to deal weird ice demon thing I would go for a short make out session. If your game is good enough to pull it off.
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>>26909910
R A P E
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>>26909910
Rape Foozle.
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Rape
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>>26910015
>>26909993
>>26909955
>>26909921
>>26910065
>>26910229
>>26910246
>>26910263
That's the windigo wants us to do.
THE WINDIGO HAS INVADED THE THREAD!
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>>26910284
but i told him to kiss her man i'm no windigo, but i do want him to hold her hoof
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>>26909910
Fuck her hard in the ass!
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>>26910318
oh, sorry didn't mean to add you.
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>>26909921
>>26909993
>>26910015
>>26910030
>>26910063
>>26910065
Dandy flinches.
>'What the fuck?!'
"Doctor Pomp...?" Foozle asks uncertainly. "Is something wrong?"
>"Um... Just thought I heard something, is all."
"Oh... Well..."
"Guys!" Günther's voice calls from behind Dandy. "You were right! I asked ASCII about the pipes down here. The coolant they use is called 'Steam 9.' You won't believe this; it's supercooled water vapor. MADE out of windigoes."
"What?" Foozle looks dumbfounded. "Why would anypony do something that... that..."
>"Stupid?"
"Yes."
"Don't look at me." Günther answers. "I couldn't get too many details from ASCII, but the gist is that the ponies who originally ran this place tried to contain them normally, but they kept causing problems by escaping and causing hostility in the staff. So they took a more drastic approach and... uh..."
>"Yeah...?"
"...Forcefully altered the windigoes they'd captured into a mostly-inert compound that they then started using to cool down snowflakes and glaciers. And then machines, when ponies started to build them." Günther finishes with a heavily-forced grin.
"..."
"..."
>"..."
>'Crap.'

>>26910284
>'DOUBLE crap...!'
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>>26910352
rape
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>>26910352
>mostly
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>>26910352
Rape
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>>26910352
Rape the bitch!
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>>26910372
>>26910392
Fuck off, Windigo.
>>26910352
Heavier cuddles, for medical science! Günther get in on this
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>>26910352
>rape
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>>26910404
Rape this poster
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>>26910352
Dandy, listen to the singing Disney crab.
>>26910211
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>>26910352
Rape.
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>>26910352
IGNORE THE WINDIGOES AND FUCKING KISS HER DAMNIT
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>>26910404
This.
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>>26910453
>>26910455
Rape
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>>26910352
guys we need to counter the windigo
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>>26910463
Rape
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>>26910352
Don't get mad dandy just ignore us like normal.
Just cuddle the cute mare.

And think of all those mushy feels you have and hope you can get the mood going again. Tell her how pretty her eyes are and junk.
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>>26910352
Just rape her already.
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>>26910352
Can't believe shitposters ruined the utterly perfect moment for Dandy to kiss her.
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>>26910476
Then RAPE HER
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>>26910352
R A P E
A
P
E
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>>26910489
>implying it wasn't all plan out at the start
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This thread is clearly not a CYOA as the option to rape is clearly being ignored.
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>>26910352
Spontaneous unwanted sex
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>>26910352
Stop listening to us and focus on Foozle, she'll be able to kill the windegoes both in your head and here.
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>>26910404
This
>>26910352
Also rape
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>>26910545
And then they'll fuck
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>>26910352
Fuck her in the puss
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OP is a faggot.
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>>26910372
>>26910392
>>26910398
>>26910415
>>26910452
>>26910460
>>26910474
>>26910476
>>26910485
>>26910491
>>26910508
>'Shut up...! SHUT UP!!'
Dandy squeezes his eyes shut, trying to silence the maddening mantra echoing in his head.
"Doctor Pomp, what's wrong now?" Foozle asks.
>"Windigo won't shut up...! Can't hear myself think...!"
Foozle and Günther exchange a nervous look.
"So how do you fix windigo poisoning?" Günther asks her.
"Friendship is supposed to be able to dispel windigoes." Foozle answers as Dandy clutches his head.
"Well, we're his friends." Günther replies. "So why isn't anything happening?"
Foozle thinks. "...I might have an idea."

1/?
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>>26910732
Sorry, Dandy.
A lot of the normal people here got banned and now you're just left with the fucked up ones.

Not sure what to do to counter them.

>>26910514
You OBVIOUSLY haven't read this quest before, or you'd know that we lost direct control THREADS ago.
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>>26910732
Do it Günther. We believe in you.
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>>26910732
Sorry about this Dandy. really it's best to just ignore them.
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>>26910732
RAPE
A
P
E
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>>26910732
Rape already
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>>26910732
Do note that the guy screaming "RAPE" is most likely not one of the same "anons" that you typically talk to. He's as annoying to us as he is to you.
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>>26910732
Kill
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>>26910732
R A P E
A
P
E
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>>26910732
Molest
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>>26910927
>>26910936
>literally exactly 30 seconds apart.

Goddamn samefag. Do this board a favor and do a flip when you kill yourself
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>>26910732
RAPE
A
P
E
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>>26910732
Doctor Pomp is the Windigo
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>>26910805
>CYOA
>we lost direct control THREADS ago

Then how is this a CYOA?
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>>26910732
Rape.
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>>26910732
Kill Self. End Story
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>>26910993
>filename

So you admit that you're being a cunt just to fuck with something you don't actually care about?
Just to be totally clear?
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>>26910732
Foozle make it stop.
The shitposting...It hurts.

Choosie save us!
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>>26910732
RAPE FOOZLE
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>>26911035
Her name is floople
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>>26911052
No, her name is Floozle.
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>>26911059
It's Floolzlel
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>>26911059
Frootloople
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>>26911026
No I think Rainbow Dash is a cunt and that Doctor Pomp should rape Foozle because that is where I want to see this adventure go
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>>26911066
It's poos lel shitlord
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>>26911066
>>26911069
It's Floongool
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>>26911073
Sounds to me like you were avatarfagging as rainbowdash
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>>26911092
Flooplel*
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>>26911077
66 < 77

Her name is now Poos lel Shitlord
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>>26911073
Okay, since you're apparently so invested in this story, name 2 of the level 4 personnel
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>>26911103
*Gloontel
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>>26911103
flozenge
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Fucking hell. Inept, if you want to call it a night and try again tomorrow we'll understand.
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>>26911115
It's actually Gerald.
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>>26911095
If posting a picture of a pony which best illustrates the irony of something is avatarfagging then most of the board is avatarfagging
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i cant tell whats going on anymore, im just here for the good story, and now i just see endless posts of rape, why cant we all just enjoy doctor pomps adventures in not dying alone in the threshold?
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>>26911131
I agree. Please do, this isn't fun.
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>>26911132
No, it's Goomplefloozlelington the fifth.
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>>26911148
Because it doesn't involve rape
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>>26911148
because one guy decided to shitpost the thread to death.
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>>26911131
Thirded.
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>>26911167
Then go play a CYOA that does.
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>>26911131
I can't handle the rape anons anymore. Just shitposts everywhere.
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>>26911148
rape
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>>26911131
You want to give up?

You don't win a fight by giving up.

We need to fight those rape anons where they sleep.
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>>26911181
That is just the thing, Isn't this a create your own adventure thread? If people aren't allowed to create the adventure as they see fit, then this isn't a cyoa, its the authors elaborate Roleplay
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>>26911148
because the a handful of anons who are mad that their wrightfag promp threads are bannable just want to ruin everybodys day
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>>26911164
King Pooplelpoosintin III
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>>26911148
Because the mods are retards and haven't realized that every time they try to "fix" things they only fuck it up worse. Also all the underage shitposters are back from vacation with the show continuing and think posting stale memes is the epitome of comedy.
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>>26911204
There were a dozen posts saying kiss.
There were also a dozen posts saying rape.
Guess which dozen Dandy got to hear?
We're not going to be able to accomplish anything like this.
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>>26911206
>create your own adventure thread
its CHOOSE you idiot

you dont create the adventure, teh QM does it, you downy motherfucker
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>>26911225
Let's compromise

Kissing than Rape
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>>26911206
It's CHOOSE your own adventure, for one.
Players have CHOICES, out of what the QM gives them. If rape is not a reasonable choice for a given quest, then it is ignored. Rightly.
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>>26911148
I just want him to rape Flooplelsington. What's wrong with that?
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>>26911227
Okay I CHOOSE for Pomp to rape Foozle
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>>26911206
>Isn't this a create your own adventure thread?
No, it's a choose your own adventure. However, shitposting is shitposting, and try as desperately as you might to pretend you're serious, the QM isn't going to follow through with your obvious attempts to derail into rape.
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I changed my mind and am endorsing >>26911131 now. This isn't working.
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>>26911227
Hello Hijumper

>>26911241
It would ruin the story and tone the quest has had so far.
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>>26911251
CYOA
Create= CREATE ANYTHING WOOPDEEDOO
Choose= YOU GET 2 OPTIONS, PICK ONE OR FUCK OFF WITH YOUR RAPE CULTURE
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>>26911227
You're fucking retarded. This is a CYOA. We choose for Floozle to be raped!
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>>26911252
See
>>26911251
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>>26911204
Are you retarded or just new?
They're angry autistic shitposters and they're just doing it for attention. Acknowledging them only makes them stay.
They'll get tired or bored eventually and fuck off. It's easiest to just wait it out. You'd be wasting your own time arguing with them because they don't actually care.
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>>26911320
This. We need a 24 hour cooldown period after the mod action. >>26911131 is right.
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>>26911338
If I wait 24 hours and ask for Rape will I finally get to see rape?
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>>26911320
I'm just retarded, I guess.

It's just frustrating to not be able play because some people are fucking shitheels.
It feels morally wrong to give in to what they want.
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>>26911356
no.
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>>26911366
Despite your dubs I'll keep asking until I do then as that is the coarse of action I have chosen for this adventure
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>>26911379
>Disobeying dubs
What are you? Gay?
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>>26911379
The main character in this quest has no fourth wall. He can hear us as literal voices in his head. If you continue to clamor for rape, you will eventually just become "that one voice that Dandy can't stand and wishes he could tune out". Either way, it will never happen.
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>>26911399
Your dubs confirm that I am gay therefore I will continue to disobey.
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>>26911417
Cool then I'm going to randomly do this

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0cVlTeIATBs
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>>26911447
Confirmed never read quest.
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>>26911359
>having morals on 4chan
It's your own fault. Nobody here but you gives a shit about your feelings.
They're just like niggers throwing a riot. They'll break a few windows and steal some bikes and blenders, but trying to stop them will just make shit worse and get your wallet with all your waifu pictures stolen. It's not worth the effort. They don't give a shit about anyone's feelings but their own.
It's annoying, but there is nothing that can be done except wait for them to get bored.
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>>26911463
I play minecraft in 36 hour stints, there are few things which bore me
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>>26911463
It's like you never heard of the roof Koreans.

We need to be like the roof koreans, dammit. Get out the ARs and shoot some rioters!
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>>26911496
Congratulations. I didn't ask.
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>>26911156
>>26911180
>>26911184
>>26911255
>>26911338
Alright, if you guys want to stop then stop we shall. I'll leave you with Foozle's plan thus far. Thanks for playing!

Fun fact: I gave Dandu his fourth wall lucidity specifically as a filter specifically for situations like this. That way he can choose to ignore even majority votes if they'd threaten to derail into bad end territory. I'm sorry you guys aren't having fun, but I'm glad that it finally got a chance to be used. Anyway, later.
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>>26911600
I feel dirty for letting the shitposters win.
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>>26911600
Night night, sleep tight. Don't let the bed gnomes rape you in your sleep. or bite.
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>>26911600
Deadpool appears and teachs him how Fourth Wall Lucidity actually works
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>>26911600
Reed. The poor fuck... the poor, stupid fuck.
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>>26911600
See you tomorrow Rape
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>>26911600
Thanks Inept. See you tomorrow.
That cuddle pile looks awesome.
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>>26911600
Great, because of all the shitposters we missed out on a chance for them to kiss.
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