hop on i bring you to equestria.
>would you ?
yeah proabably
>>26859876
>>26859876
>Anon hops on.
>Small pony's back snaps instantly.
>Small pony is dead.
>Anon is a fat fuck.
No.
>>26859923
kek
>>26859923
Lol, this. Flutters couldn't support a small anon, much less the average anon here.
>>26860029
>average anon = FAT FUCK
>>26860048
Well, chubby at least...
>>26859876
At least this guy doesn't draw horses with a human body shape. Unlike the rest of this untalented fandom.
>>26860378
thats probably the way a horse's back looks actually
i would hop on immediately but that's never going to happen sadly .
after anon rids on it
>>26859876
I'd have a constant boner for the duration of the flight.
Is it safe to fly with a boner /mlp/?
>>26860437
yes, just sit upright
>>26859876
>trusting fluttershy to fly
you'd be getting to hell quicker.
>>26860832
she can walk if that's better
>>26859876
Since when does Fluttershy speak like a Mexican border hopper
>>26860862
>Mexican
>>26860860
i really doubt she could lift an adult human.
>>26859876
Would ride a Fluttershy backwards to wherever.
lock at that heart shaped ass UNF
>>26861246
>look
>>26860862
>>26861221
"Are you sure this is Equestria, Fluttershy?"
>"No problemo. You get off here."
"It looks awfully industrial. Why does that building say 'Human Cannery' on it?"
>"Si, you just wait in line, no problemo. Prince Lestia inside."
"You mean Princess Celestia?"
>"Si, si, whoever. I go now."
"Uhh... if you say so..."
>>26861330
Space Mexicans kidnapping Anons by posing as ponies greentext when?
>>26859876
Could you please finish sucking my dick first?
>>26861330
>>26862341
top kek
>>26859876
Can you really carry me all the way? I think you're talking out your ass.
>>26862580
Jojojo
>>26861330
more of Mexican Fluttershy
>>26862580
Delete this
>>26862580
L-l-lewd.
>>26860048
>>26860377
>>26860029
What does /mlp/ weigh? I'm 160lbs
>>26862605
No.
>>26862880
90 kg / 1,92 m
>>26862580
MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOÓOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOODDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDFDDDDDSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
>>26863205
>Height in meters
>>26863426
Metric FTW
>>26862580
let's let it happen
>>26863448
I live in a country that uses metric.
We just aren't all faggots, and we measure height in feet.
>>26862880
50 kg
>>26863552
What is this country that uses magic.
>>26859876
>You will never ride a pony across dimensions.
Why live?
>>26863689
What is this country of pure faggotry?
>>26862580
>human vag
No thanks.
https://fuwa.se/f/B8FDjV.jpg
>they wouldn't be able to haul our fat asses
You sure about that, anons?
>>26863837
but what about my massive dick that's heavier than this rock
>>26862880
I'm 6'5" ~105kg
>>26862880
185 pounds 5"11
>>26862880
77 kg, 185 cm
>>26862880
82 kg
>>26862880
264 pounds 5"4 ft
>>26862880
1.75m, 75kg (5' 9'', 165 poons)
>>26862880
5'10 200lb
>>26862880
6'1 210
6'4" 435 lbs
>>26862880
6'11 135
>>26862880
6'35" 25 lbs
>>26862880
>~175lbs
>~79.4kg
>6'1"
>~185cm
>Semi-fit
>Still probably break any of them
>tfw
>>26862880
Manlet skeleton reporting.
5'6", 120 pounds.
>>26865519
How does a skeleton weigh 120 pounds?
Would be lucky to weigh 50 pounds.
>>26862880
6'4" 170 lbs
>>26865519
I'm 5'9" and 140lvs I know how you feel
130 lbs
6'5"
skelly
>>26866337
How's that unholy AoE treating you?
>>26865932
It's probably just my metabolic rate (I'm 20), but I eat a lot of shit food and I'm still skinny. I think I'm just lazy and comfortable being hungry.
>>26866365
>>26866463
>>26866381
Even if you don't get fat because of shitty food, it will still kick your ass when you are old. The effects are accumulative.
>>26866337
>>26865519
Mah Niggas
Hungry Skelington here (5' 10'' 55 kg)
>>26862880
6 foot exactly. 140 pounds exactly.
My body has OCD.
>>26865519
>>26865932
>>26866675
Careful. My metabolism carried me all the way to my mid-twenties, now that I'm hitting my late twenties, weight gain is becoming a thing. Shit's shit, familia.
>>26862880
6 foot 323 pounds.
I am fucking trying to get better
>>26867034
I know, I drink alot of beer and eat quite a bit so I'm bracing myself for the inevitable gotta be active and eat right eventually. I'm a lazy shit so I know it will happen, but I'll be damned if I don't milk every year of being able to eat and drink nearly as much as I want and do nothing with no weight gain.
>>26863837
The show is rather inconsistent. that one filly was able to lift up the ponyvile school house in Crusaiders of the lost arc and in Mystery on the Frendship Express, Big Mac struggled with the MMM.
>>26862880
6'5
260 lbs
