WHY IS MY DRUM OF ARTIFICIAL STALLION CUM EMPTY?
>>26840420
Why did you sick fuck use our mayo can to store it in the first place?
Has anyone seen my pony onahole around?
I cant find it.
why is there chocolate milk on the kitchen floor!?
>>26840461
BECAUSE I COULDN'T GET IT ON THE CEILING!
WHAT HAPPENED TO MY GLIMGLAM PLUSH?
Hey guys a friend of mine said she'd drop by today. She doesn't know that I'm into pone stuff so please be on your best behaviour k?
haha lads check out this faggot online who LITERALLY likes Spike
Geez I can't believe how long it took for someone to the keys to our new home.
PONIES ARE COMING ON
>>26840475
everything.
>>26840481
Dude come on man i said he was cool I don't worship him or something.
>>26840481
Such a weirdo indeed. Oh it's time to continue my cum jar experiment.
FOR FUCKS SAKE YOU ACTUALLY HAVE A WOMAN LIVING WITH YOU AND YOU ALL STILL FAP TO YOUR WAIFUS RATHER THAN POUNDING MY SWEET HUMAN PUSSY
>>26840500
>implying we don't fuck each other.
girls are just gross.
>>26840500
>A WOMAN
Stop calling yourself that. You're a 120 kilo pile of autism.
>>26840500
Cooties are nasty
>>26840557
I thought we told you to stay under the staircase where you belong?
>>26840564
Isn't that Harry Potter's room?
Hey guys where do you think this house should be? I mean country, city/village.
>>26840570
And?
>>26840574
Burgerland or Canada obviously.
Maybe in San Frans or some other equally strage place.
>>26840574
Western Sahara.
>>26840575
What do you mean 'and?'
>>26840570
>>26840574
B-But it's cold down there a-and I'm the only anon in this h-house that can make food look more sexual than usual
I wanna go home
guys who fed my gremlin?
>>26840593
WHY WONT ANYONE PAY ATTENTION TO MY VAGINA
>>26840607
H-here ya go a-anon don't send me down there please!
>>26840574
Some rundown Eastern Europe village. Just for shits n giggles.
>>26840616
If you go down there, can I go with you? c;
>>26840628
L-Lewd.
>>26840620
>"Vladislav it is time for you to become man, you must enter the house of the many lonely men"
>"but papa"
>"no buts my child, it is the duty of our village nd our people to never let these monsters free"
>"now listen my child, enter the house and take from them a plu-shy, then we will know you're ready to become a guardian against these fiends."
>>26840633
We should convert him.
>>26840651
>"they have taken my son, my only son, we must drink and dance in his memory"
Why is this pone staying here again? All she does is smoke all our dank weed!
>>26840696
Hey guys, are those slavs challenging us to a dance-off?
>>26840500
Sorry, anal or nothing baby.
>>26840765
AAAHHH!
My eyes! I-I think i've gone blind!
>>26840740
But which one of us knows how to dance?
>>26840834
I do.
Also, is Cock Cookie Anon around? His cookies were the bomb last time
>>26840834
I think I found a tutorial!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SULbmaQAaBE
>>26840633
>Vladislav mskes it to Equstria
Guys, my tulpa is acting weird.
>>26840878
I need a green about it. C: all the cookies
these threads are fucking cancer
just get names and start a circlejerk somewhere else faggots
>>26840489
What? Are you out of your horny little adolescent minds?
>>26840893
Why are you here then.
Hey, have you guys seen Stan?
I can't find him anywhere.
>>26841099
Did anon take him up the butt again
>>26841133
No no no, you're thinking of Tucker.
There's no way Anon could take Stan.
>>26841099
Do people really enjoy fucking these things or are they just buying them for lolz? I don't see how inserting anything anywhere won't cause some damage let alone a giant fucking t-Rex cock.
>>26841133
>>26841099
These things should be considered weapons
cookie anon here im back i was eating lunch.
gaze upon my newest master piece.
i call them chub cakes! dig in!
>>26841158
I want to think it's just memeing, but I know some people can take huge things up their ass.
Never seen something as big as Stan go up someone, but I've seen close to it.And it's Tyrannosaurus Sex tyvm. :^)
>>26841166
Well considering Stan is bigger than my entire fucking arm, yes, he could be weaponized.Also, nice numbers.
1099
1133
1166
>>26841099
Imagine hollowing this out so you could wear it over you're arm and beat the shit out of people with it both sexually and non-sexually.
>>26841158
The XL's are mostly just for novelty but there are a few absolute madmen who can actually take them.
>>26841249
I do not want to meet these madmen under any circumstance
>enormous living room with a really, really long couch
>monstrous plasma TV
>some anons on the couch, some in the armchairs, some laying on the floor
>all waiting for (spoiler)S6 PREMIERE(/spoiler)
Hey! why is their no more hot water for the shower!
did one of you forget to pay for the hot water!
>>26841182
thanks cookie anon. You're my hero
>>26841208
I don't know what the hell you were doing to see something as close to Stan being shoved up an ass and I really don't want to.
>>26840500
No horse pussy.
>>26841230
Good home defense weapon right there. What criminal wants to get beat to death by a naked guy wearing a dragon dildo on his arm.
>>26841267
I pay for alot of things in this house, Anon
Pineapple pizza's, horse cock dildo's, but the water bill ain't one of em'
>>26841289
well atleast someone pays for this house but, your pizza taste is still shit.
no offense im allergic to pineapples.
WILL YOU ALL KEEP IT DOWN?
IM TRYING TO WATCH TOM&JERRY
>>26841313
FUCK YOU, I WANT TO WATCH THE TEX AVERY SHOW
>>26841166
Maybe in Bongistan.
>>26841331
>>26841313
FUCK YOU GUYS, IM TRYING TO WATCH THE SIMPSONS
>>26841331
FUCK YOU A CAT AND MOUSE GAME IS FUNNIER THAN YOUR SHIT
>>26841351
BUT ISN'T IT SHIT NOW?!
>>26841304
>allergic to pineapples
Holy shit me too, you are the only other person I've ever "met" with that allergy. I know your pain anon.
>>26841357
THE NEW SHIT IS GARBAGE, IM WATCHING IT WHEN IT WAS ACTUALLY FUNNY!
Alright... which one of you spilled coffee on my books?
Erm . . . guys? Three things. One, theres a dead donkey in the basement. Two, why is there a cello nailed to its hooves? Three, I found Stan.
>>26841390
Just shove it in that ditch in the corner
MMM FUCK YEAH
MOTHERFUCKIN NESQUICK BR-..
HRRK-
GUYS IM TAKING MY MERCADES OUT FOR A SPIN;WISH ME LUCK
>>26841390
You saw nothing. *drags the corpse away by the tail*
>>26841403
If you even think of throwing up on the carpet I will end you.
>>26841415
. . . . right. But could I get my cello back? Sorta need it.
>>26841389
I did. I accidentally spilled it from watching you shake that sexy ass of yours. Damn girl u so fine that won't be the only thing I spill today.
>>26841438
Not on the carpet dickhead!
>>26841438
Your Disgusting... Why do i still live here...
>>26841270
I think that guy that has the split dick and masturbates with a power drill has taken something almost as big as it.
I haven't seen the video in a while though.
>>26841517
>Your
>>26841538
Everypony makes errors.
FUCK
I WAS CLEANING MY GUN AND SOMEONE LOADED IT
THERES A HOLE IN THE CEILING AND MY PLUSHIE IS DEAD
WHO TOUCHED MY GUN
>>26840607
tits or gtfo plz
>>26841552
Well, good thing I'm not a pony then.
:^)
mmhm, this cake is delicious!
who made it?
>>26841517
Because you love me bae
>>26841432
YOU. SAW. NOTHING. I don't know what you're talking about.
>>26841640
Uhhh I did its part of my other creations but where did you find it?
>>26841648
Seriously?
>>26841666
What "other creations" Satan?
>>26841517
Because we love each other and I would do anything for you my dearest waifu. I'm sorry I'll clean it up and hopefully have make up sex and cuddles.
>>26841688
My um dick cookies and chub cakes but that cake was one of my uhhh "experimental" cakes.
>>26841673
Yes seriously. And I'm your boo so let's snuggle
>>26841711
>>26841694
Whats a Snuggle, why are there two of you and isn't that wrong for a mare?
>>26841705
Hmmm experimental I see. So have any other Freudian slip themed baked goods?
>>26841688
It was my "Satan delivers" cake I was working on made with red velvet filling, the blood of our orphans, licorice frosting, charcoal, and horse semen.
Oh and it was a coconut cake.
>>26841741
Don't listen to the other anon beautiful. He's a no good Alpha jerk who wouldn't respect you like I would. He Just wants your body, I want your mind and soul.
>>26841745
Forgot the picture.
>>26841741
What's a snuggle!? Babe come lie on the bed with me and find out. It's not wrong for a mare to feel good about her body.
Is......Is she allowed?
I mean half the comments about are horse pussy.
>>26841661
But . . . it's right there! You're balls deep in a dead donkey, with aforementioned balls slapping my bloody cello!
Whatever, just rub it down with lemon pledge when your done. The cello, not the donkey
>>26841771
>>26841787
I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO!
Guys there's this yellow thing on our door step and it has a really bad boo boo.
What do we do with it.
>>26841821
I'll take it and nurse it back to health with mymedical training, and give her a warm bath and bed.
>>26841821
>>26841821
You found a crying horsehead? What the fuck, I thought we lived in an affluent mostly white neighborhood.
>>26841809
You can't have both of us bae. You need to pick one anon to snuggle with that other guy is a beta faggot who doesn't even lift. But I do.don't you want strong human arms to hold and protect you all night? Think about it bae you're the smartest pony I know choosing me would be the right choice.
>>26840891
>"You see, Vladislav, when you trust into plushie like me, you will never ejaculate the early for fear of breaking urethra"
>>26841821
Give it some TLC. Which is something I never do since I'm irl tsunudere.
>>26841855
That's it, I'm leaving...
>>26841980
GOOD
NOW I CAN FINALLY WATCH THE EPISODE WHERE TOM AND JERRY COMMIT SUICIDE IN PEACE WITH OUT A HORSE BOTHERING ME
>>26841980
No please don't go all the sons here are smart but none of them including me are smart enough to do the things you do for this house.
>>26841980
Well fine cunt I didn't even need you anyway I've got side bitches I've been fucking for monthsplease don't go I only act tough to impress you [\spoiler]
>>26842026
Anons my bad
>>26841980
No...she's....gone...
Oh god were dead.
>>26842031
>>26842026
>>26842016
Fine, I'll stay, But you're all going to have to buy yourselves these orange bagged triangles
>>26841980
Fine babe I get it you don't want to be with me anymore that's fine. In a way if I were you I wouldn't want to be with me either. I'm sorry I spilt coffee on your book bae. But before you go there is something I want to do. [spolier] SURPRISE SEX [\spoiler]
>>26842146
Oh goody you're staying...... let me just close the door.
>>26842146
What's that on your face Twilight?
>>26842146
Anything you want cause a house filled with limbs and nerves without a brain is not a stable house.
And let's be honest your the brains that keep this house in tip top shape.
>>26841560
I don't know, ask scout.
What should we watch for movie night?
>>26842231
Boku no pico
>>26842231
Shrek 2
Followed by Shrek the musical
And then Shrek 2.
>>26842241
No come on man we watched that dawn thing for two weeks already.
Besides the underage concepts starting to get a little old.
I am going to bathe this out of my mind.
>>26842279
Don't forget to wash behind those ears!
Has anyone seen my pants?
>>26840740
You should wash them more often. Last I saw them they were playing soccer with neighbour's kids.
>>26843249
>>26843093
How did I even fuck this up?
>>26843262
No clue man just be glad only I was here to see that
Who the hell keeps leaving my folder, containing photos of my favorite floor tiles that I occasionally masturbate too, open?
>>26843576
Rolling
