>"Hey there Anon. You want me to teach you about the magic of friendship? I'll let you discover every last drop of it... allll inside me."
>>26839829
I do
>>26839829
Ewww a horse trying to have sex with me, that's disgusting!
>>26839829
I think this sexual analogy sounded better in your head twilight
>>26839856
I mean it worked until that last bit inside you am I supposed to be giving you the friendship is my semem friendship wouldent this work better if the friendship came from you.
>>26839889
This
>>26839829
So what you're saying is that you drank all my fucking orange juice?
>>26839829
So if the friendship is inside her, and we're the ones discovering it, does that mean...
So she has a dick. Meh, alright. I'm down.
Pointless bump
>>26839829
Like explore the inside of your mind and learn magic the way you did?
Cool i guess...
>>26839829
Does the magic of friendship include the magic to get ponies pregnant? because magic
>>26839829
Stop hogging it all you whore!
>>26839970
Fuck, I kekked.
>>26839829
>You look up from your novel, nonplussed.
>Twilight's seemed a bit different today.
>For one thing, she was very interested in your pants.
>Or rather what was going on inside them.
>You're not one to deny free sexings, but Twilight was a friend, and if your escapades in the Griffin kingdom had taught you anything, it was that you don't make doinky doink with friends.
>Especially if they can rip you apart with trying.
"Hey, uh, Twi, ya got a bit of something in your eye."
"Here."
"And here..."
"And all of here."
>Both of Twilight's eyes have turned bright green.
>Must be some side effect from some spell gone wrong.
>Ah well.
>You continue reading your novel, Pony Babes of the Amazon, by I.M. Erect.
>Not as good as his other work, Swimming in the Sea of Bukkake, but it holds one's attention.
>"A-hem!'
>You look at her once more.
>Twilight's smile has grown ever larger, and her eyes, ever more bedroomy.
>"Anon, I'm in desperate need of help!"
"Really. now."
>"Yes!" comes the earnest reply. "I'm cold and lonely, and you're the only one around~"
"Get a heater and snuggle up with it, already. I'm busy, 'kay?"
>It'd been like this all day. Twilight would interrupt you at every turn, and make half witted attempts at your man parts.
>Part of you was getting tired of this, but on the other you were interested to see how far she would go.
>"A-non~!"
"What now, Twi-"
>Oh God.
>She's presenting her self to you. You can tell, because her dick is throbbing with a bit of-
>Hang on.
>Dick?
>>26841964
>Slowly, ever so slowly, you turn your head in her direction.
>Taking your fingers away from your eyes, you stare in horror at the now massive throbbing meat stick your friend is sporting.
>It's thicker than your arm, and about as long.
>It drags at the ground with a sloppy wet sound, as the (mare?) approaches.
>You want to look away, but you can't bring your self to do so.
>You've never had a nightmare about being plundered anally, but this is nightmare fuel.
>Oh Lord, and she's the most powerful magic user in the world, too.
>Your butt clenches tightly.
>"Non-Non~"
>You snap to attention, body rigid, at the sound of her voice.
>"I've tried being nice~"
>No.
>"I've tried being naughty~"
>Oh no.
>"Now, I think it's time..."
>She moves to you, and places a hoof on your chest, pushing you further into your chair.
>"I get what I deserve~"
>You clench even tighter.
Writefag please. Please don't stop. My sides are in orbit already.
>>26839829
Back the fuck off, slut.
I'll snap that fucking horn off and stuff it up your nostril.
>>26839829
[unzips dimensions]
>>26839970
>>26842033
Plz continue
>>26842033
"Nononononononononononononononononononono...!"
>She was dragging you up the stairs of the treebrary, step by agonizing step.
>Her grip on you was strong, especially since you'd managed to slip away from her twice before.
>Nearly got away that second time too.
>Even now you were struggling, even though you knew it was fruitless.
>Still, the *thump thump thump* of her erect log on the steps was a very good incentive for you in your attempts at escape.
>You liked being Anon the human. Being shish kebabbed was not on your list of todos.
>With one last thump. you arrive upstairs in Twilight's bed. She unceremoniously dumps you onto it, and straps you in using the leather straps on the posts of her bed.
>And here you thought those were for when she had nightmares.
"Y'know Twi, I've a-always found you appealing..."
>"Really now?" She smiles.
"Y-yes! And I think that b-before we get down to functions, um, we should go out on a d-date!"
>"A date?"
"Yeah! J-just me and-"
You swallow hard.
"Y-you?"
>She slinks over to you, a hungry look dancing in her green irises.
>"Oh, Anon...I'd love to!"
>"I'm glad that you're finally opening yourself up to your true feelings for me!"
You begin to smile.
>"...But, if it's all the same to you, I'd rather oper you up this," She purrs, stroking her pole with a hoof.
>At this, you begin to weep.
>"Shush, Anon, I'll take good care of you..."
>You look up at her with teary eyes.
>"Now be a good boy, and don't scream too loudly, alright?"
>>26843091
>>"...But, if it's all the same to you, I'd rather oper you up this," She purrs, stroking her pole with a hoof.
My dick and my sides
>>26839829
>Figured thread is dead because of poor grammar in prompt
>return
>good green going
Good end
You won't tempt me, horse. The promise of wizardhood is better than any waifu.
>>26843749
>32 this year
Still uh..n-no powers yet, but I'm optimistic THIS is the year, bro!
>>26839829
>And then Anon woke up to his usual morning wood
>And nothing else happened
>The end
There. Now go fuck yourselves.
