"I like you Anon, you're a great guy"
"I don't care what everyone says about you."
>>26839441
"Oh yeah? Well I don't like you, you're an asshole."
>"Why thank you, Anon! That's so nice of you to say! Say... Would you like to come over for dinner?"
"No, fuck you."
>She smiles and squees in delight. "Oh, I can't wait, Anon! Come over by 7, okay?"
"Fuck!"
>>26839471
I need moar dammit! Where's a good writefag when you need one?
>>26839441
>"T-thank you. Y-you too"
>>26839441
But i dom't have penus. Amd have problens witt ny speech.
>>26839441
What the fuck do people say about me?!
>>26839441
I'd like to see more Junebug in S6.not gonna happen
>>26839441
>>26839441
What is everyone else saying about me? Am I in danger?
>>26839441
thanks junebug
thanks
i'm not buying any flowers though
you heard what people say about me
>>26839441
Junebug, what do the ponies say behind my back?
>"I like you, Anon. You can come over to my house and fuck my sister"
>>26839441
"Anon, I like you now. Get out of here. Go home."
>>26841631
That's what pinkie said
Boop for writefags!
>>26840626
they say you suck dick like spike, git gud m8
>''I like you Anon! That's why I'm giving you another chance!''
>>26839441
>This is the only good part of Anon's terrible day at work.
>>26839471
>You groan while you stare at the clock hanging on your wall.
>That shit happened just a few hours ago.
>Now it's almost seven.
>But you're not doing shit.
>You didn't agree to having a date with that pony, and there's no damn way that out of all the others in this town, you finally found one who doesn't think you're some kind of weird meat-eating freak.
>Bitch is probably just doing it for a dare or some shit.
>Last one was.
>...Fuckers.
>You walk back into the kitchen and pour yourself a bowl of cereal.
>Without meat, your options for a quick meal are kind of limited.
>Or maybe you're just not that creative.
>...Nah, you just need fucking meat.
>Once you're done, you put everything back and take to sitting on your couch, staring at the wall where your TV would have been.
>You say would have, because obviously in little horse land, nobody bothered to make television.
>A soft sigh escapes you.
>The entire house is silent, aside from your lonesome crunching.
>...God, this planet sucks.
>To think that right now on Earth, you could be enjoying your entire game library with a box of pizza, or some Chinese food.
>But no, the universe said fuck this guy in particular, and threw you here.
>Mindlessly chewing on your cereal, you jump a bit when you hear knocking at your door.
>You pause.
>If someone's at your door, they will probably realize that it's your door they're knocking on, and will leave.
>Then there's another knock.
>A quick groan and roll of the eyes later, you're walking over to your door with a bowl of cereal still in hand.
>Probably some fucking kids trying to mess with you.
>You unlock and open it up.
>It's a face you weren't expecting to see again today.
>"Hi, Anon! I saw that you didn't come by, so I thought maybe you were sick, so I came here, instead!"
>It's Junebug, here for your fake fucking date.
"…Did you ever think that maybe I didn't WANT to go, instead?"
>She just giggles.
>"Oh Anon, you're so funny!"
>>26844578
Moar pls
>>26844578
You will turn this thread into an endless bump general. People wont be kind to you, they will give a shit about your story unless its smut, and they will beg for more once you're done
If you want to go on, go on, and if you dont want to go on, drop the story
BUT REMEMBER:You could have prevented thisalso, dont make anon a 14 year old teenager, he's better than that
>>26844914
and what exactly is a 14 year old teenager?also, ive had my share of bump generals. i was just gonna do a one shot, anyways.
>>26844578
Moooore. I don't care about smut but romance would be nice
I'm bumping. The prophecy is fulfilling and soon bump general will be complete. Praise be to the 404 God.
>>26844578
>Then she walks past you and into your home.
>Surprisingly, she's actually dressed up and everything, too.
>She has a flowing, golden dress, a flower placed behind her left ear, and even her hair done differently, letting it flow in the front, but end in a bun in the back.
>Must be really dedicated to pranking your ass.
>A sigh escapes you as she proceeds to look around your home.
>"Wow, you have a really nice place, Anon!"
"It'd be nicer if I was alone in it."
>She completely ignores your comment and starts walking around.
>Goddamn it.
>What is up with this pony?
>She turns to you with a smile.
>"So Anon, what are we going to eat? I'm starving!"
>You glance at your cereal.
"Well, I wasn't planning on having company, so I don't have anything for you to eat."
>She looks at the bowl in your hand.
>"What about that? It smells delicious!"
"…It's just fucking cereal."
>"Could I have some?"
>She beams and looks at you with pleading eyes.
>You sigh.
>Fuck, this pony's really persistent.
>...Whatever, you'll play along, then.
>Hopefully she'll leave quicker.
>You close your front door, and she follows you over to the kitchen.
>She just watches intently as you pour another bowl of cereal for her and set it on the table.
>Once you realize you forgot to give her a spoon, she just starts eating straight from the bowl.
>All you can do is silently watch and finish your bowl while she slurps everything up.
>When she comes back up, her muzzle is just drenched in milk, and she tries fruitlessly to lick it off.
>It's really cute, actually.
>But regardless, you grab a napkin and hand it to her.
>"Oh, thank you, Anon!"
>She wipes her face clean while you finish off your now slightly soggy flakes of cereal.
>She's wearing a smile the whole time, glancing at you every so often.
>You start washing your bowl and spoon, catching her looks.
>Turning away every time you face her.
>And after a minute, it suddenly starts to irk you.
>What the hell does this pony want?
>>26845905
This is just a ONESHOT, by the way.
I'm not having another thread practically dedicated to me, again.
But I'll probably finish it by tomorrow. Too damn sleepy.
>>26845918
I like your green
Take your time
and write what you want to write
You have no deadline to meet
>>26839441
"even i have standers mud pony"
>>26845918
I like where this is going.
>>26845905
>>"What about that? It smells delicious!"
>"…It's just fucking cereal."
That gave me a giggle.
>>26845905
WHAT ARE YOU PLAYING AT HORSE
WHATS YOUR GAME
>>26845905
She's just a nice pony
Got dressed up and truly wants to your friend
>>26848878
*to be*
>>26839441
bitch i will cut you
>>26845905
Requesting pic of Junebug licking milk off her muzzle.
>>26849134
>milk
Anon. That could be pretty lewd...
>>26839441
thanks f@m
Her voice
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZZO2oEnLKP8
>>26849720
dawww
>>26849720
cute as fuck
>>26849720
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AbEB4UzCCfU
she is cute
>>26849870
my heart
>>26848878
DONT TRUST THE QUADRUPED TRICKSTER
>All those bumps
I warned you about the bumps son. Soon it will become a general
You have great writing skillz
>>26849720
>>26849870
fucking hell if that isn't adorable
>>26850989
Bump
bls more
>>26839441
wow, thanks. Wanna take my dick up your ass?
>>26849720
>>26849870
boop
>>26839471
First time to come into my mind:
http://www.fimfiction.net/story/277015/1/happy-go-fk-yourself/maybe-he-just-wants-to-hang-out
>>26849720
>>26849870
Why hasn't this pony been in the show more?
>>26854830
Nobody bothered do to anything interesting with her, in the fandom, or in the show, so there's no interest, and no demand to do anything with her. Threads like these have the potential to change that, though.
>>26845905
>What's her endgame?
>She's been nothing but nice to you in the short time she's been here.
>If this was a prank or something, she's really taking her time with it.
>"So Anon, do you think we could go to the park?"
>The park?
>You turn around and see her, staring at you with an admittedly cute smile on her face.
>Reminds you of some kind of puppy, begging for a walk.
"Uh, I guess?"
>She squees in response.
>"Great!"
>-Wait, why did you agree to that?
>Who knows if she's got anything sinister planned?
>Maybe she's luring you into the park for some kind of horribly embarrassing public stunt?
>Who knows what kind of evil lurks beneath that poofy mane of hers.
>You turn back again and watch her admiring one of your potted plants.
>She notices you and beams.
>So you bring your attention back to the bowl in your hands and continue to wash it.
>And not soon after, you ears pick up the sound of hoofsteps quickly gaining towards you.
>A great sense of dread fills your body as you instinctively tense up.
>You quickly snap around, and see nobody behind you.
>You're confused, until you see that Junebug's beside you, placing her bowl in the sink and trying to stand on her hind legs to balance herself against your counter.
>"Is it okay if I help you clean up, Anon?"
>You blink.
"Uh, yeah, I-I guess."
>Fuck, your heart's racing.
>The thought of her pulling something obviously worried you more than it should have.
>She starts humming and grabs a sponge while she cleans the bowl with a smile.
>You start to dry yours, glancing at her every so often.
"So, uh... what did you have planned at the park?"
>Her ears perk up and she turns to you, still wearing the same smile she seems to have had this whole time.
>"Oh, nothing! I just thought it'd be nice to walk around for a bit. Don't you?"
"...I guess."
>"Oh, it'll be nice, Anon! Trust me!"
>-You don't.
>You really, really don't.
>You barely know this pony, yet here she is, dressed up and helping you wash your dishes.
>But WHY?
>>26855002
Daww pony is too cute
>>26855002
daww
shes cute
Daily reminder that there will never be a Junebug in your life.
Daily reminder that if you don't form connections with people, they'll just back off and you'll be alone.
Daily reminder that if you push a girl away, she can and will spend her time with other people instead of you.
Daily reminder that if you're alone, there will never be a manic pixie girl that will persistently force you out of your shell.
Daily reminder that you aren't as good an actor as you think you are; everyone you meet can see right through you and they aren't impressed.
>>26855002
for some reason i imagine this ending in them getting married somehow
>>26855002
Anon is getting feels he doesn't want to feel...
>>26855438
Anon pls no
>>26855438
>>26855438
Lot of projecting from a person who tries to depress other people. If you want your (you)s why don't you just post Nyx. It will make you hate yourself more and put a bullet in that chamber.
>>26855759
shit tier bait m8
>>26855002
Can we please have some more right fag
>>26855002
If you continue I will give you a $0.03 worth CS:GO skin.
It's all I have to offer, pls accept ;-;
>>26856488CS:GO has been ruined for me anyways.
>>26839441
Sure cum buck.
>>26855438
>he's never met a girl who's persistent about getting him out of his shell
I've had a couple. Although I doubt they had any romantic inclinations for me and tried either out of kindness or pity.
Ultimately they all came to understand the only friend I need is loneliness.
>>26855446
I am okay with this.
>>26839441
>anons giving a shit about what others think
>on the internet
>on 4chan of all places
Take your feelsplaying somewhere else faggot.
>>26839441
man her hair is cute
it reminds me of that old puffy style women used
>>26855002
is cute, nice feels
i planned to do more today but didnt and now its 4AM bump
>>26852177
These cats look so weird
>>26839441
>You look at the mare, perplexed
"I'm sorry...what?"
>"I like you!" she giggles
>A quick look around you two
>No cams in sight
"You mean...you like...me?"
>"Yes. You're actually a nice person, in my opinion"
"...do I owe you bits?"
>Junebug laughs
>Then cheerfully hugs you, her soft fur caressing your neck and cheek
>"No, silly. You don't"
"...do YOU owe ME bits?"
>Another amused giggle
>"No. The only owed thing here, is a 'Thank you, June' and a warm hug back"
>Blushing a bit, you cautiously hug the mare back, caressing her soft mane
"Well, thank you June."
>"...and don't grope my butt", she jokes.
"aaaaw..."
>"At least not in pubblic" she whispers in your ear.
>>26858723
L-lewd.
>>26858687
>"BAGGINS!"
>>26858687
Damn, that looks like a human's arm
>>26858723
oh my
i like her
>>26855438
I laughed just because it's true.
How else am I to deal with this feelbomb?
>>26858723
This is nice.
>>26858723
Junebug is nice pony
>>26855438
>implying
I happen to be a GREAT actor, thank you very much.
>>26863301
This. Nobody in my entire life knows that I secretly hate myself! I deserve a damn award, here!
This is nice thread.
>>26855002
If that horse ate Audrey IV I am going to be so pissed.
>>26858723
That escalated at just the right speed
>>26839441
>You are never going to see my vagina
>>26865044
dubs confirm thread is nice
>>26855002
>You're sure this is going to eat you up inside until you figure out what kind of horrible scheme she's got planned.
>Strangers are never this nice.
>NEVER.
>...Fuck, are you going to get killed?
>What if she's some kind of hitma-hitpony, hired to take you off the grid or something?
>Is that actually a thing, here?
>You glance over at her again, watching her crossing her eyes while she spots a small batch of bubbles on her nose.
>You have to stay vigilant around this one.
>Earth ponies also have stupid crazy strength.
>She could easily break a few bones in you, you're sure.
>She dries the bowl and grins at you, tail wagging slightly under her dress.
>"Can we go to the park now, Anon?"
>You slowly nod, simultaneously trying to find any hints of evil on her eyes and face.
>But you can't find any.
>Must be a really good actor.
>Once her fore hooves from the counter, she skips over to the door excitedly, taking to sitting and waiting for you beside it.
>You dry your hands, wearily eyeing her while you're walking over to grab your hat.
>The small smile on her face never seems to leave.
>Opening the door, she steps out and waits for you to follow, before walking alongside you.
>Thankfully, the park is very close to your house.
>In case you need to run back to safety for anything.
>And the whole way there, it's silent between you both.
>She continually just flashes you a smile when she catches you glancing at her.
>Which happens a lot, in the short walk over to the park.
>The park itself is a simple, but pretty big thing.
>It's essentially just a large portion of grass with a simple dirt road crossing through, and a few street lights.
>You've got your benches as well, and maybe two or three trees that offer a huge canopy of shade from the sun during the morning hours, but not much else.
>Junebug gently leans against you.
>It sends a shiver up your spine.
>Your mind quickly kicks into 'what if' mode, and you feel yourself tense up again.
>She softly sighs.
>>26865894
Is she a dog or a pony? Is Anon about to fuck a dog?
>>26865894
Anon... If this ends up being genuine affection my heart will explode.
If this ends up being a complete deception my heart will IMPLODE.
>>26866433
You sayin you don't enjoy the company of a pony who happens to act like a puppy
You gay or somethin
>>26866466
^ this fag gets it
Also nice dubs
>>26866711
you too
>>26866785
>66
What kind of fucking sorcery are you doing
>>26867640
what are you on about?
>>26867677
>more 6s
>77
THIS THREAD IS REACHING SATANIC LEVELS
6s AND DUBS EVERYWHERE
>>26867677
fucking witchcraft
>>26867748
>>26867765
no magic here, just retardation
>>26865894
Do you have a paste bin?
>>26865894
>Your mind wanders while you both walk through the park.
>Despite being in a land full of colorful, talking, and adorable ponies, you can't help but think about what horrible things this pony might be able to do to you right now.
>As it is, this world isn't all smiles and friendship like it appears to be.
>It's a lot more friendly than what you're used to back home, of course, but things aren't perfect here.
>Unlike the kid's book copy this world seems to be, not everyone gets along.
>And though you've never seen it, getting your ass kicked right now is a very real possibility.
>And it's even more real now that she's so close to you.
>The second that thought registers, she suddenly stops walking.
>You pause alongside her and feel your heart stop.
>You quickly scan your surroundings through your peripherals.
>Nobody else is out right now.
>It's dark as shit.
>And you're in the middle of the park.
>Your mind slowly but surely starts to fill itself with dreadful thoughts.
>All of which only end pretty badly for you.
>You very carefully turn around.
>Junebug's just standing there, looking up at you with a frown on her face.
>...Oh shit.
>You're actually scared of a small pony in a dress right now.
>Is she actually going to beat your shit in or something?
>Are you going to get shanked?
>...Should you run?
>Is self defense a thing here?
>Would- OH SHIT-
>Before you can react, she runs up, and she tackles you.
>...In a hug.
>-Wait, what the fuck?
>"You don't have to be so nervous around me, Anon. I'm not like everypony else."
>...Hang on.
"What?"
>She looks up at you with those huge lime green eyes of hers, sparkling in the moonlight.
>"I know through all that tough and mean talk, you're really just a big sweetheart, Anon."
>Fucking what?
>A sweetheart?
>The fuck does that mean, exactly?
>You huff in her embrace.
>>26867891http://pastebin.com/u/Bluebirdd065
Nothing that amazing in it, though.
>>26868173
Now... Describe in detail how the hug feels. Make me feel like a hugslut, anon. Good anon... Good....
>>26868173
Your story is a breath of fresh air round these parts
>>26868173
>Bluebirdd065
shit nigga
>>26868277
>round these parts
WE DUNT LIKE YER KIND 'ROUND HERE, BOY
>>26868173
ITS A TRICK
SHES TRYING TO GET YOUR GUARD DOWN
>>26839441
Is Junebug gonna be the new Lyra now that Hasbro made her a lesbian?
>>26868173
>Bluebirdd065
Well shit
>>26855438
Daily reminder that nobody cares about your insecurities, and projecting them won't change a thing.
NOW LOOK AT MY SKELETONS BITCH
>>26868386
Holy hell that looks awful. Google Images sucks for skeleton pics.
>>26868394
To get to google, first we have to build up speed for 12 hours....
>>26868445
But first, let's talk about parallel search engines
>>26868173
>You're starting to grow more irritated than scared, at this point.
>"I know how mean everypony is to you... and you don't deserve that, Anon. You're too nice."
>Nice?
"How the fuck am I NICE?"
>Despite your tone, she still holds her smile.
>"Because you still let me into your home, fed me, and even agreed to coming to this park with me. You could have always just sent me away..."
>She nuzzles your stomach.
>"But you didn't."
>You freeze.
"...This is some kind of goddamn joke, isn't it? Where are all the damn cameras and shit?"
>You know she's just going to fuck you up, somehow.
>You just KNOW it.
>She's trying to get your guard down.
>Trying to humiliate you in some way!
>Her eyes trail upward, and a comforting smile touches her lips.
>"Anon... I would never in my life think of doing something so rude to somepony as great as you."
>...No, she's lying, somehow.
>Your whole time here, you've yet to hear such positive things coming from a pony.
>Why would this one be any different?
>You barely even know her.
>She doesn't know what she's talking about.
>"It's okay, Anon, I'm not a bad pony. I only want to see you happy."
>You hear her words, but the meaning takes a moment to register in your mind.
>Your response slowly dies in your throat.
>Happy...
>That's one thing you really haven't heard in a while.
>And, admittedly, a thing you haven't felt in longer.
>-But, really, how could you?
>Being torn from your world, then seen and treated as a complete outsider?
>How could ANYONE ever truly be happy like this?
>Your eyes instinctively lower to the ground, and Junebug notices the sudden falter in your expression.
>She simply wraps her hooves tighter around you, and looks up at you.
>"You're not alone anymore, Anon. I'm here for you, forever and always..."
>Another gentle, reassuring smile crosses her face.
>Your legs slowly start to feel very weak, and a soft, dull pain forms in your chest.
>You silently lower yourself to your knees, and pull her in for a hug.
>>26868684
>"You're not alone anymore, Anon. I'm here for you, forever and always..."
Goddammit fuck you know what you're doing
>>26868445
>>26868457
GUYS DID WE RAISE THE SCUTTLEBUG
WE NEED TO RESET. WE'RE NEVER GETTING THAT SKELETON PICTURE IF WE DIDN'T RAISE THAT FUCK.
>>26868445
Fuck where have I heard that
>>26868868To answer that, we need to talk about parallel universes.
>>26868915
I thought it was dead.>still filled with bumps
>Good riddance to bad rubbish.
Yeah, I think I'm alright, here...
>>26868684
Hug the pone
