SEASON SIX STARTS MARCH 26 AT 8 AM PDT/11 AM EDT/3 PM GMT/UTC!
Friends Forever #26 (Shining Armor/Prince Blueblood) is storytimed here!
>>26790683
Princess Celestia and the Summer of Royal Waves is storytimed here!
>>26830277
Spring's always a nice time to teach - either warm days or rainy ones, both of which are conducive to keeping the student body engaged in class. Cheerilee's probably picked up a few notes of her own on methods, too, though how long she's actually been a teacher is somewhat up in the air. In any event, her class is going to graduate knowing the things a pony ought to. That's her mission!Just what all should a young pony learn? What's in the textbooks?
>>26829609
Previous thread.
>filly
SEASON PREMIERE PROMO and season previews - last one is the first 1:47 of 601!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ar9xLhMg5_A
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ewqjZo7zcSA
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-3h6lWSHcXA
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QPA-dqj8VTA
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a-X52k3e6Qs
601 - The Crystalling Pt. 1:The Mane Six attend the Crystalling of Cadence and Shining Armor's new baby at the Crystal Empire; Twilight gets the chance to present Starlight with her first friendship lesson.
602 - The Crystalling Pt. 2:The Mane Six scramble to save the Crystal Empire from an eternal winter; Starlight struggles after the failed reunion with her old friend.
603 - The Gift of the Maud Pie:Rarity and Pinkie Pie are in Manehattan looking for an ideal location for Rarity's new store and searching for the perfect gift for Pinkie Pie's sister.
604 - On Your Marks:Now that they've finally received their cutie marks, the Cutie Mark Crusaders struggle with the question of what's next; the friends do not all agree on how to embrace their destinies.
605 - Gauntlet of Fire:In order to save his friends, Spike is forced to compete in a perilous Gauntlet for the title of Dragon Lord.
606 - No Second Prances
Season 5 episode links
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MLPG Event/Activity Calendar!
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The intro is finished!
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KILL ME
I would a teacherhorse
Post "smile smile smile" or a variation thereof in this thread if you're an autistic shitstain.
"smile smile smile" or a variation thereof
smell smell smell
>>26833863
do they know they're cute
Hiatus pones in 5 minutes at stram.party
Today on the list:
S02E19 - Putting Your Hoof Down
S02E20 - Its About Time
S02E21 - Dragon Quest
>>26833893
Smartass
that was too close
>>26833932
We got pushed to the end, then some threads got deleted, so there was a little window of opportunity.
>>26833944
windows should be big
filly abused you sexually while you were sleeping
how do you feel about this?
>>26833950
microsoft is already one of the biggest companies in the world.
What more do you want?
>>26833916
IRON WILL
>>26833960
kill filly
>>26833960
do the same to her
what's the first thing you'd do if you were turned into a filly?
>>26833916
Why is Angel such a piece of shit
>>26833991
Jump off a cliff.
>>26833999
Because Fluttershy never raised him properly
>>26833991
who actually likes this shit
>>26833991
apply to filly school
not gonna slack off and end up like those degenerate fillies turning hug tricks for bits behind the Boop-n-Go
>>26833863
would cuddle
>>26833686
>>26834038
Niiiiice
>>26834038
what the hell man, are you gonna help the poor guy at least?
>>26834038
did dash just get her ass wrecked
>>26834052
no that's Soarin
please don't destroy Dash's ass too
>>26834052
dash doesn't have an ass to wreck
>>26834009
He was the only one that act like a piece of shit. This also when Spike look after him.
>>26834070
ALL PONIES HAVE BEAUTIFUL ASSES
>>26834076
except dash
>>26834076
Dash doesn't have a butt, she has an 'utt'.
>>26834076
Pegabutts are best butts
>>26834124
It's not slander if it's the truth, anon
>>26834124
is
is that scootabutt
>>26834124
vulapa draws some nice butts
>>26834128
but I mean, you'd still touch it right?
I have no words.... mooo
>>26834124
Why does that thing have two butts
Is it like that thing from that movie the thing
about that thing
>>26834131
>>26834143
it was part of his sister butt series
>>26834138
No, I already have a waifu
She has a big butt herself
>>26834163
it wouldn't be so big if she didn't eat so many burgers and sit around on her fat ass all the time
>>26834167
Why would I want it to be small?
>>26834146
I want to sexual that apple
>>26834174
so she can actually fit through the threshold when you carry her through it
Please don't sexual the fruits
>>26834187
But nobody's talking about braeburn!
>>26834187
who are you to judge
>>26834184
That's a ponut
>>26834186
she's just so happy to see her own butt
Twilight flips through another page in her book, and giggles.
She grunts, bucking her hips lightly, forcing her horse erection a little bit deeper into your throat. Your tongue laps at her salty, thick mare penis. Your throat tightens around her as you gag, and her love muscle throbs in response.
She flips another page.
Magic takes a hold of your head, pulling you off and then pushing you in deeper in rapid succession. Saliva and precum run off your chin and her round testes, dripping while the rest sloshes down your throat with each slurp.
She almost flips another page, but then grunts as she goes over the edge. Her hips buck wildly, magic holding your head perfectly still while she fucks your throat with each thrust. Suddenly, she throbs deeply, erupting a torrent of mare semen down your throat. She pulls back just enough so that she still gets every drop inside, but also makes sure that you can taste it.
She relaxes, her softening member flops out of your mouth, letting loose a stream of cum and saliva out of your mouth.
The princess sets down her book, looks at your pretty, cum-soaked face, and becomes erect once more.
>>26834209
it does look a little weird with that outline, I just erased it and it looks a lot better
>>26834217
Yes, you posted your shitty writing in the last thread too
It hasn't gotten any better
>>26834217
yes yes this is good
>>26834224
kill yourself
>>26834217
unf
>>26834224
>you posted your shitty writing in the last thread too
it was meant to be posted in this thread, not the last one
>>26834217
why is it always futa
why is everyone here so obsessed with penises
>>26834226
>second person
>present tense
>not descriptive at all
He could have just written "and then they fucked" and it would have been just as good
Maybe you should kill yourself instead
>>26834245
kill yourself
>>26834247
I'm sorry I have some taste
>>26834244
they're the best
>>26834258
mwah mwah mwah
>>26834258
But Rarity is Applejack's girlfriend
>>26834273
they broke up
>>26834275
That makes the make up/hate sex even better
>>26834244
>asking dicks: the general, why they like dicks so much
>>26834284
how does hate fucking work if there's no dick involved?
I guess Rarity might be able to magic something up
>>26834288
Would Fluttershy think you're cute?
She thinks some pretty ugly animals on the show are cute
Which pony likes the best memes?
>>26834327
Adult humans don't have a lot of characteristics considered "cute", but I have no idea what a pony finds cute. She does seem to like bears and minotaurs and shit so while not cute she would still probably like you.
Bully? y/n
>>26834348
that's good
>>26834356
yes
>>26834356
Yes, bully, she's not going to get hot like her cute chubby friend.
>>26834290Rarity dominates Applejack
>>26834356
bullysexually
>>26834374
Leg freckles are hot.
>>26833991
>must of
>>26834459
why'd the apple need the hose
>>26834486
she got dirty again
>>26834390
>>26834493
she should clean the fence, then
>>26834486
That's how they clean themselves after they poop.
Duh.
>>26834555
control yourself Ms Pie
>>26834519
The horse anus is a marvel of evolutionary biology.
Like most mammals, rhythmic contractions of the bowels move the feces up to the end of the gut to be expelled.
What sets the horse anus apart is the bafflingly complex autonomic contractive motion of 4 muscular rings which function like sphinctoral guillotine. As the feces is squeezed out, the rings expand and the outermost ring is retracted into an interior skinfold resembling the human foreskin, leaving an interstital tissue fold to open air.
The two inner rings then contract, and push apart, severing the horse feces cleanly, allowing to drop free as the outer ring folds back through the interstital flap, creating a intrinsic wiping motion with the fourth ring as it contracts back into the horses rectum.
This advanced biological mechanism is so effective that many industrial companies have copied Nature's design for self-cleaning viscus liquid dispensers housed within complex machinery.
>>26834337
The most meme-y of all ponies of course
>>26834555
where was the spike picture taken
>>26834555
They all literally have the same mouth
>>26834636
which one of them would use it best?
>>26834643
>needing to ask
>>26834643
Rarity
>>26834687
she would be too busy eating cakes
Pony is tidally locked.
>>26834696
>implying she can't do both at the same time
>check out the bandana
>pretty sweet huh?
>>26834716
Why does anon filly have no mouth?
>>26834696
>she would be too busy eating out the Cakes
Unf.
>>26834731
ponies are capable of things you cannot understand
>>26834434
I could never get into WoY because of Wander himself.
I watched a few of the early episodes (up to the episode that spoofed aliens) and he was just insufferable. Literally a loony toons style character written by someone who had to read up on what a sense of humour was.
>>26834716
Where'd you get it?
>>26834767
they say she wove it from a bigger bandana
>>26834288
oh, I'm sorry. I didn't realize that this was My Little Fetish General. I must have stumbled into the wrong room. can you direct me to the actual show discussion?
>>26833822
After the singing flowers incident is Rainbow scared of Cheerilee's ass?
Hey guys let's have show discussion.
What's your opinion on A Bird in the Hoof? Pretty nifty episode eh?
>>26834828
I like Iron Will. Fluttershy spiraling out of control was kind of silly.
>>26834828
I like the part where Twilight Sparkle distracts the guards by magically jerking them off so Fluttershy can escape
>>26834828
I want to see Philomena again
Or other phoenixes
>>26834716
I am gonna fuck her till she can't stand up
>>26834828
it was barely worth two in the bush
>>26834794
>>26834828
It was alright
I did like the phoenix though
>>26834849
horses are pretty stable on all 4s, good luck
>>26834828
I think it won the Most Forgettable S1 Episode award for me
It was just so bland and forgettable, with barely anything of interest happening
>>26834828
I want to fuck that phoenix
>>26834842
that's Putting Your Hoof Down, Anon
completely different episode
>>26834866
you'd think so, wouldn't you?
>>26834866
we're talking ponies tho my dude
>>26834748I love Wander but Hater is the real star of the show.
>>26834875
pony what are you doing
>>26834890
doing what ponies do best
>>26834874
Oh sorry. I liked that Fluttershy had a hard time with the animals, but I didn't know they could destroy the Gala like that
>>26834845
She was pretty cool wasn't she?
She was a big prankster so maybe one day she could hang out with Rainbow and Pinkie and prank all the ponies in Equestria.
Saddle up centaurlestia
>>26834877
what a little cuddle bug
>>26834901
anon that's Boast Busters
A Bird in the Hoof is the one where they have to climb a mountain but Fluterrshy is afraid of everything
>>26834913
No you dumbo, that's Magic Duel
You're thinking about the one where they have to win a sports competition against Twilight's doppleganger or something like that
>>26834828
They should have ended it with Fluttershy being exiled for a while. It would have been funny.
>>26834913
>>26834913
>mfw I found out Savino wrote Boast Busters
>>26834852
fuck you. you and every other dumbass who thinks this is their personal fetish playground.
>>26834927
I thought Magic Duel was the one where the apples were going to lose their farm because they challenged those unicorn brothers to a cider battle
>>26834930
rude
>>26834935
okay, but hear me out
what if
huge butts
>>26834948
They should've exiled Fluttershy and replaced her with an actual good character
>>26834906
majestic as hell
>>26834956
>luna is shitting out ponies again
>>26834964
If only I could be so grossly incandescent...
>>26834959
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ATvzUWqW5lc
>>26834956
But what is the huge butts motivation?
>>26834964
How bright can a phoenix burn I wonder
>>26834973
to sit on the ponies
>>26834972
I wonder if Fluttershy would act like that when they were pushing her into a cell, or if she'd squeak and pee herself in fright like she usually does.
>>26834980
but why does it want to sit on the ponies
what does it eat
does it live in a giant house
>>26834991
Well she didn't fight when Starlight and her boys gangbanged her
>>26834991
there's no evidence that she pees herself
>>26834731
she must scream
>all this fluttershy hate
Today is truly a sad day
>>26835006
they don't know what they're missing
>>26834948
I just like the idea of mildly sad horses.
>>26834995
it doesn't need to eat, it is sustained by magic butt energy harvested by sitting on ponies
it lives in a huge castle with a busty giantess human roommate
>>26835006
They're probably Angelfag that think Angel is cool for being edgy.
Do you think Fluttershy has to wash her pee stains out of her coat, or do you think she wears a diaper like Moondancer?
>>26835073
what the fuck is wrong with you
Guys let's stop this Fluttershy hate. Let's insult other ponies like Screaming Pink Retard or No Character Outside of Apples.
>>26835091
How about we dont trash talk any ponies and concentrate our hate against diamond shitdogs?
>>26835091
>worstpony fans hate the best characters
truly, this is opposite day
>>26835105
Wow anon, racist much?
>>26835060Need to get you something that lifts and separates, mom.
>>26835091
Shut up, Invisible Yellow Nothing.
>>26835141
Well, you got the "lift" part right, at least
My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic #43
Thom Zahler (w) • Tony Fleecs (a) Tony Fleecs (c) • Sara Richard (sc) • Mary Bellamy (ric)
“Ponies of Dark Water Part 1” The Ponies go on an adventure to a newly erupted geyser. After some fun playing in the water, the ponies begin to act a bit strange, perhaps even… sinister? What happens when good ponies turn bad?
FC • 32 pages • $3.99
Bullet point:
The ponies meet their greatest foes…themselves!!
Rainbow Dash has been in her room for 3 days straight now playing video games
>>26835159
all the worse for her. Since she's not doing this in moderation she'll stop enjoying her vidya then start hating the whole genre and never play it again, blaming everything on it.
>>26835158
sounds fun
I like bad ponies
I think the ponies should go on strike at IDW until they start filtering the shit stories.
>>26835158
Comment unrelated to story in question.
>>26835141
Please stop bully a defenseless pon
>>26835158
what
>>26835170
I binge on video games and don't hate them
>>26835159
>"Anon! L-look!! It took 3 days but I'm at the last level, finally!"
>'Chh, you don't know the level select cheat?'
>"Level w-what?"
>'Hah, you suck. Also you have a small unimpressive butt.'
>>26835152
Can you please just fucking die?
>>26835195
Sure thing!
>>26835186
>why is it always about my butt with you?
>>26835186
Nice going anon. Now you've made the bluepony cry.
>>26835201
Perfect.
I take her in my arms and make her feel better with hugs and kisses
>>26835158
They already fought themselves as Changelings.
>>26835212
that's pony manipulation in the 1st degree and is punishable by pony law
>>26835201
Is she crying because she wasted 3 days on Contra or because she doesn't have a butt.
>>26835216
Oh no! Does that mean anon's going to be thrown in a dungeon just like Flutterpee?
>>26835184
>I binge on video games and don't hate them
no, anon. That's not how it works.
You do x (where x is a fun thing) for days nonstop, then you overdose on x, feel awful because you've been doing nothing but x for days and blame everything on x.
It works with drinking, drugs, videogames and a lot of other stuff.
That's just how stuff works.
>>26835216
I thought Pony Law was just "pony pulls the cart" and "pony wears the saddle"
>>26835225
if she doesn't have a but then what does she sit on?
>>26835186
Cheating's not impressive though
>>26835235
I normally stop at
>feel bad for doing nothing but x
there's no one to blame but myself
>>26835238
Her tailbone
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a1phUqcng1A
>>26835252
that's clearly photoshopped
>>26835249
a lot of people end up blaming the thing, instead of themselves
it's an act of maturity, good job
>>26835265
Is that supposed to be impressive?
>>26835269
for a show screenshot? yeah I'd say so
holy shit. mlpg is still alive.
i guess some of you have become immune to hiatus.
>>26835252IT'S GUTS MAN!
>>26835274
This hiatus wasn't even that long.
>>26835274
new pony on saturday, hiatus was relatively short this time
>>26835274
We've been alive since the very beginning, friend.
>MLPG will never die
We're trapped her forever
>>26835313
The marker stands
Sad scrunch
>>26835313
You must break your cycles of guilt.
http://i.imgur.com/kYU5jra.png
http://i.imgur.com/VOMQcqG.png
Is Starlight Glimmer a Mary Sue?
>>26835313
You are only now realizing this anon?
>>26835369
Yep, just as garbage as I thought it would be.
>>26835371
She'll replace Twilight Sparkle as the new princess in the finale.
>>26835371
No? Lost in her first appearance, and was proven wrong the second one
>>26835369
Heh, yep, gotta make sure people don't get too comfortable here, I guess.
>>26835371
Yes. She's Nyx tier.
>>26835377
>>26835397
Why would you respond
>>26835371
No but Twilight is
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>>26835392
>she manage out magic everyone and steal their cutiemark
>easily forgiven AND join the 6mane after fucking them over and destroying the world a half dozen time
>>26835402
it's our fetish
>>26835431
Not until you win this game of Pony.
>>26835431
>(-
hahahaha he actually did it the absolute madman
LOSER
>>26835428
A villain has to be threatening to be taken seriously
Also being easily forgiven has nothing to do with being a Mary Sue. If she were, she wouldn't need to be forgiven in the first place
Oh hey, goat drew snektits?
Nice.
>>26835392
Thanks for the only serious response. I asked this because some anon over on a thread in /co/ tried arguing the this point that she was and I kept counteracting their points and they wouldn't acknowledge them.
One of their reasonings for saying that she was a mary sue was that it was "Unrealistic for Starlight to be that good at magic". To which I told him Sunset Shimmer also exists, and there are other ponies who are almost or are just as skilled as the main 6.
>>26835456
Wait what thread on /co/
Also competency means jack shit in the world of MLP. Trixie was more powerful but got outsmarted, Tirek was the most powerful but got outmanuveured
It's kinda baffling people havent yet realized powerlevels are meaningless in mlp
>>26835456
>somebody on 4chan said something stupid
I'm shocked, shocked I tell you
>>26835456
You probably should have led with this comment instead of "Is Starlight Glimmer a Mary Sue?" which just seemed like bait
>>26835449
Yeah, let ignore the part she manage to take the cutiemark or watch the world burn a dozen time because she anal about her friend not writing back or hey, she outmagic a fucking Alicorn. Most of the villain got banish, humiliated, or die but the bitch manage to be the 6mane BFF after all that bullshit
>>26835456
>To which I told him Sunset Shimmer also exists
And guess what? She pay for her crimes and everyone was still tick about Sunset in the second movie.
>>26835473
https://desustorage.org/co/thread/80897334/
>>26835491
>>26835491
Again: A villain has to be threatening to be taken seriously. Why aren't you calling Tirek a Mary Sue, too? Glimmer got redeemed because she wasn't completely evil, unlike the other ones. None of that has anything to do with being a mary sue
>>26835514
Again, she manage out magic everyone and steal their cutiemark and was easily forgiven AND join the 6mane after fucking them over and destroying the world a half dozen time. Emphasize destroying the world a half dozen time. Emphasize easily forgiven afterward.
>>26835512
>I HAVE NO WAY TO COUNTER THE COMMENT
>BET POST A REACTION IMAGE!
Another one
My Little Pony: Friends Forever #29
Ted Anderson (w) • Brenda Hickey (a) • Tony Fleecs ©
When Rarity meets Maud Pie at a gem convention the two seemingly have little in common. But when Maud comes across an opportunity to make a name for herself in rock academia, Rarity may be just the pony to help Maud discover her inner enthusiasm.
FC • 32 pages • $3.99
My Little Pony: Friends Forever #29—Subscription Variant
Ted Anderson (w) • Brenda Hickey (a & c)
FC • 32 pages • $3.99
>>26835535
brokenenglishanon please shut the fuck up
>>26835546
>gem convention
Fucking dweebs
I hope gemdork is in it
>>26835535
Again, she was a villain, she had to be more competent than the main characters. An again, she wasn't fully evil, which is why she was forgiven
And, again again, being forgiven means she was wrong, which automatically makes her not a Mary Sue
>>26835546
Another cover XD
>>26835564
If you're not aware that's just one of our resident retards obvious by his terrible English
Not that it hurts to talk about the show but his points are so painfully dumb
>>26835571
[fire emoji]
>>26835547
I'm not even BEA. If you're going to call someone a boogeyman instead of stating your stuff, then off right off.
>>26835564
Again, her selfishness almost ruin an entire village's lives. Again, her bitterness cause the world in peril a half dozen time. Again, she outmagic Twilight Sparkle in those episodes. Not only she was easily forgiven, she was part of the group and in the group shot.
>>26835571
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ovrGzbsQZqc
>>26835546
>Ted
> More Maud overuse
Dropped
>>26835579
Sure, I'll just off right off
work on your fucking tenses and I might believe you're "not even BEA"
>>26835579
We're clearly running in circles here, and you're refusing to aknowledge my points, so I think we're done here
>>26835589
please don't off right off
>>26835595
okay, I'm sorryI love you, Princess Celestia
