Many here claim they have a waifu
But who here has a lustfu?
The one pony you don't love but lust for?
>>26833278
Patreon pone a qt.
She cast a spell on me. I want to do disgusting things with her. Like hold her hoof in my hand, while we watch a romantic movie in a darkened theatre.
>>26833398
I would agree with you if she didn't also have a penis. No, my lustfu must be 100% female, 100% horny, and 100% sexy. She's 300% lustfu.
>>26833534
She's 100% female + cock% male.
>>26833554
Forgot to mention she must not only be 100% female, she must also be 0% male. So unless cock = 0in this case it doesn't,then it has to be a no.
>>26833278
All of them.
>>26833278
I have like 50 of those
>>26833534
Letting a little thing like that get in the way?
>>26833398
This nigga knows what's up.
Pic related is mine though, but Lilith a QTput them together like this https://derpiboo.ru/938779 and my dick is diamonds every time
>>26833278
I really like that anal is only one bit more expensive than vaginal.
>>26833672
Good taste. She's a very close second.
Actually, if I didn't have such a bow fetish, it'd be a tie
>>26833278
All of them, but especially this one.I want the chaos goddess to do things to me my mind can't comprehend
>>26833278
rarity is my waifushimmer is my side bitch
>>26834094
>if I didn't have such a bow fetish, it'd be a tie
was that a pun?
>>26834654
>>26834693
Oh the buttblast and endless rerolling was glorious.
>lustfu
i cringed so hard i had to reply before hiding this thread
holy shit
>>26833278
My waifu is Celestia.
But holy shit do I want to fuckChrysalis.
>>26834752
This I gotta see to the archives I go.
>>26834806
http://desustorage.org/trash/thread/8625/#8666
It's beautiful.
>>26833278
Just look at this sexy bitch
I want to roughly plow her dripping minty hole while she seductively licks my fingers like they're lollipops
>>26834806
>>26834840
This also happened:
http://desustorage.org/trash/thread/9114/#9444
>>26834094
Thanks anon.Was that a pun?
I don't have a waifu, but her and Arryth are just really cuteMaybe I'd waifu either if it wasn't for how "silly" it seems to waifu someone's OC
>>26834840
Oh my its glorious
>>26834940
>>26834886
This one is slightly less glorious but still pretty glorious.
>>26834961
oh, you should check this one out
>>>/trash/200000
>>26834997
god damnit wrong one
>>>/trash/2000000
>>26835015
Neat
>>26834671
Yeah. I'd like to tie them up.
I don't like her character, but she's pretty cute.
>>26833668
>little
Anon...
https://derpibooru.org/1107067
>>26835690
unf
>>26835690
Consider that she's a succubus, she'll be/do whatever she needs to seduce someone. If that means she has a 18" horse killer, so be it. nttawwt, but still.
>>26833278
waifu
>pic related
"Lustfu"None. I'm a pure waifufag, you fag.
>>26836358
She would rather be my whore than your waifu
FACT
>>26836371
Fuck off. I mean it.
>>26836399
I would fuck her when you are gone lol
Above all, I would absolutely wreck Soarin's shit up.
>>26833398
Lilith is right behind Soarin in the rankings, though. God, that belly.
>>26833278
>>26833278
I don't have a waifu. But every single pony is my lustfu.
>>26833278
Patreon pony a cute.
Would kiss on the mouth after she got done with a client.
>>26838222
That pic makes me sad...
>>26833278
Rainbow Dash. Worst pony, suitable only for draining balls and ignoring afterwards.
>>26838222
>give 20 bits
>ask for hug
>Hug
>Bring him
>You can stay here till you have a job.
>on the condition you can makebomb ass tea
>>26833278
I love the moon but I'd totally fuck the sun.
>>26833278
Do non-ponies count? I love Ponka but I'd fug the bug.
>>26838793
>>26838793Yes.
>>26838669
>yfw there is so little RD rape
>you will never clutch a handful of flesh, pull hard at her mane, and finish inside her
>leave her there, oozing, humiliated and sore, in public
it's the beaten-down change from anger to passive acceptanceand glorious mental traumathat i find deliciously erotic
>>26839845
This one. Flutts is the waifu but I'm not gonna lie, the feminine charms on the Marshmallow are like a gravitational pull on my dick
>>26839861
Oh whoops, meant to reply to the OP, not that guy.
>>26833278
>>26833287
>>26838292
>>26833683
>>26833627
>>26833610
gee, i wonder who could be behind this line
>>26833609
Who would argue that there's anything masculine about a penis, though? It's an immobile, soft, vulnerable organ shaped vaguely like an infant. Nothing manly about it in the slightest.
>>26840787
>Shaped vaguely like an infant
...wat?
Also, the penis is masculine by the very virtue of its nature. It's called the manhood.
>>26840841
>people name it so, so it is so
i deserve better bait than this
>>26840787
Agreed. The balls are the manly part.
>>26840913
>>26838793
>>26839555
s-sauce?
>>26833278
Your mum
>>26841006
The scolipede isn't a crop I'm afraid, I asked the same thing on /vp/.
>>26838669
>>26839845
i acknowledge this feel
>>26839845
There was a story where Anon raped RD, like legitimately overpowered her and forced her to have sex against her will, and she fell in love with him because rape was how pegasi selected mates in the olden days.
>>26841220
>>26841283
I can't find it, but Anon basically gets sick of her cunty behavior and tries to take her down a peg with his dick. I remember the story ending with them getting into another argument and she tries to rape him to assert dominance, only to end up getting viciously dicked again.
>>26841283
>>26841220
>>26841197
Raping of the pony is immoral. Pony is not for raping. Pony is for snuggles,and maybe consensual sexy times, if she's up for it.
>>26833278
That's how it is for most of this board. People like to claim to love the pony in an attempt to fit in, but seriously, it's all just fantasizing about sex.
>>26841325
this just reminds me that it's [current year] and we're still using pastebin instead of something taggable like a booru, only with text instead of images (and without fimfiction's cancer)
the best thing is, pastebin flat out doesn't have a search function on mobile (and it detects the browser so it doesn't respect the 'desktop mode' toggle). fucking hell
>>26841355
Yes it does. I just searched for the story from my phone.
There should be three lines in the upper right corner that opens the menu to search and login and stuff. If you don't see it, rotate your phone into landscape mode. The menu only appears for me on Android in landscape mode.
>>26841387
ah, you're right.
still, grr pastebin, no tags, etc
>>26841006
I got you, family.
http://rule34.paheal.net/post/view/689035
>>26841404
Pastebin isn't really geared toward stories. It's mainly used for sharing code snippets with people who need access to it. You're meant to share the link with relevant people who need it. In that kind of context, there's no need for a tagging system to search for short stories.
>>26841336
Yeah, it's either that or just wanting to fit in because we have no friends :^^)What's your username, bro, I'm gonna gift you a gold subscription!
>>26841220
source, link, pastebin
I need to read
>>26841554
Good luck finding it. I'm not even one hundred percent sure the author binned it, but if he did you'll have a hell of a time finding it without knowing the author's name or the name of the story.
hello
is it this we're looking for?
http://pastebin.com/ucNWBxR1
>>26833278
Here she is.
>>26841668
Nope, that isn't it
I waifu Dash all the way, and I wanna punch this guy >>26839845.
My lustfu would probably have to be Lilith, cause that domineering attitude.
>>26841668
>>26841719
I should probably elaborate a little. It's been a long time since I saw the story, and I didn't read the whole thing, but I remember a bit of the beginning and the end, since that's what I did read. Rainbow and Anon get into an argument, the argument escalates into a fight, and after Anon kicks her ass, he gets a bit hot-blooded and rapes her. He regrets it and is afraid he's going to get in trouble, which he almost does because Twilight finds out, but Pinkie Pie tells everyone that Rainbow's in love, and they find out from Fluttershy(I think, maybe Rarity? I really don't remember this part too well) about the Pegasi's old mating tradition. I also remember that in the last few lines of the story, after Twilight and Fluttershy watch Anon rape Dash again, Fluttershy tries to explain to a passerby male Pegasus that she doesn't practice the old ways, but gets mounted anyway.
>>26833278
Are there any more pictures of Patreon Pone?
>>26833278
>tfw I literally don't feel lust, ever
>>26842872
What do you feel?
>>26842879
Regret. Besides that, nothing. Although I try to feel happiness occasionally.I fail. I'm sorry.
So I had a dream last night where Lilith was acting all sexy, and ended up having sex with me. Should I be concerned? Am I going to die soon?
>>26842872
Don't worry about it, you won't be prepubescent forever.
... Will you?
>>26842985
It means that you must summon her, anon.
To find release, you must release her.
>>26843104
But how? I wish Lilith would release her succulent pleasure juices on my dick while I'm fucking her.
>>26833398
She looks like she smell like cat piss.
>>26843300
Being a succubus, and you think she'd smell like cat piss?
Says volumes about your fetishes
Whatever it takes to get you off, hub?
How long have you felt this way? Do you like kitty krunchies, too? Do you like cat turds also?
