>A-Anon?
>Are thou seriously suggesting I have feeling for that beast?
>H-he's just an ape t-that visits me!
>W-we barely tolerate his existence!
>Haha
>ANON! How long have you been standing there?
>NO WAIT!come backI love you...
>>26830792
I love you too,mommy...
>>26830792
this is some bombass prompt you've got there op
>>26830792
Why not post this in AiE or Luna thread?
>>26831104
Because I've been awake for nearly 30 hours and I stopped caring long ago
>>26830792
>Anon hears Luna talking shit about him to the other royal ponies.
>Feeling betrayed, he flees the castle.
>Takes refuge in an abandoned cottage deep in the Everfree Forest.
>Lives under constant attack.
>Trains hard in the martial arts.
>Masters his Ki.
>Training intensifies.
>Daily meditation intensifies.
>Meditation reveals to Anon that a great threat will befall Equestria, unless the Moon is destroyed.
>????
>PROFIT.
>>26831104
This prompt usually includes other pones, the Luna twist is a bit new, usually starts with rarity or Twilight.
>>26831151
It still fits into AiE then.
>>26830792
no one stutters this bad, even when spilling spaghetti all over the place.
>>26831150
This is a shit idea.
>>26831198
True, but how often do any aie threads go into aie? It's kinda one of those thing you have to just accept
>>26831226
Y-you too...
>>26830792
Holy shit, a talking horse!
>>26831206
And horses don't talk what's your point?
>>26831228
Or just remind people. Don't bitch and moan but give them idea what they could do next time. If we're going to spend here God knows how long at least we can try to improve it here.
everyone bitches about low quality green prompts shitting up catalog while most green generals bitch that they are dead with no content. Solution is simple.
too soon
>>26830792
Luna secretly enjoys riding the hot monkey dick.
>Anon over hears this and moves out of the castle
>If she says that about you when you are not around, she doesn't deserve your trust and respect
>now lives in ponyville, working for mayor mare
>At that moment, Luna KNEW she fucked up
>>26832817
give us the green
>>26832817
I like this idea
>>26832817
yes
>>26831150
>*Destroyed by a good dicking
Greentexts don't have those sorts of plots Anon. Requires too much thought and creativity.
>>26830792
>thou
>we
It's like you don't watch the show.
>>26834674
Maybe it's a nervous tick
Did you ever think of that?Cuz I didn't
>>26832817
Plz
>Me? With Anon?
>Oh Rarity, ha ha, you're so funny sometimes!
>Like I'd ever be interested in that loser!
>>26835541
This kills a man.
>>26835541
>Huh? Wha-
>A-Anon?! Uh... H-hi! H-how long have you-
>An-Anon? Anon, wait! Please don't go, I didn't mean-SLAM
>-it...
>Oh Celestia, what have I done...
>Now he'll n-n-never love me...
>Luna?
>Yeah, she is pretty cute I guess.
>Ok fine, I admit! I do have a bit of a crush on her.
>P-princess?! How long have you been standing there?
>Why are you laughing..?
>>26835935
Fuck man
>>26835935
poor anon
>>26835935
>"oh anon, thine innocent affections are so adorable to us!"
>Luna chuckles for a few seconds
>Damn
>Welp, time to go dig a hole for myself and commit sudoku
>"however..."
>a small blush breaks out on her face
>waitwut
>[spoilers]"...I possess these feelings for thou as well."[/spoilers]
>>26836114
fuck, that didn't work out as well as I wanted, but I tried.
>>26835430
Nervous about what? She clearly doesn't notice anybody around until after the fact.
>>26835935
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4N3N1MlvVc4
>>26836146
Being called out on liking him.
Bish
>>26836154
Called out by whom? Again, nobody is there but anon, whom she doesn't see until afterwards. Kind of a retarded excuse to use for fucking up the fact she doesn't talk like that anymore.
>>26835935
>>26836171
It's suggested she's been called out.
Do u even green
>>26836192
>ANON! How long have you been standing there?
Do you even read?
>>26835935
>Luna takes Anon up on the offer and they begin dating
>Luna knows Anon will do anything for her, and she begins to treat Anon like a slave
>Constantly teases anon, constantly making him go over the edge for her approval
>It eventually turns into sexual abuse day in day out, and Anon doesn't know how to get out of the situation
>Anytime Anon tries to bring up a point, Luna guilts him into dismissing the thought
>"Isn't this what you wanted, Anon?"
>>26836208
You're really bad at reading comprehension aren't you. It is implied that someone was talking to Luna and asked her about her feelings for Anon, she lied and here we are
>>26836192
hes being an epik trol
>>26836770
That's what he gets.
Never trust an immortal.
Holy shit! I remember these threads!Does anyone have the first thread link?
>>26837072
Not sure if this is it but
http://4archive.org/board/mlp/thread/22082750#p22085778
>>26837117
Thank you! I've been looking for it for a long time.
>>26836813
No it isn't. This is just another prompt of a character talking to themselves, playing out a shitty scenario out loud. This whole 'how long have you been there' shit prompts have been going on for a while now. Where have you been?
>>26832817
...i didn't know my idea would get this sort of request feedback.
Tell you what, give me a while and i'll see what I can bake.
>>26837839
Muh nigga
>>26837363
So you still fail at reading comprehension, so I'll spell it out for you. Who Luna is speaking to is irrelevant because knowing who she speaking to doesn't change what was said , not only that let's put a different spin on this. You're Anon walking down the hall when you hear voices, and because you're a nosey little fuck you follow the voices, and then you hear the prompt. The end
>>26837928
This
>>26837839
Lets make a one shot and tear it apart!
>Two months and two days has past since your arival here
>you are on the clock for Mayor Mare as a papper sorter and schedule arranger
>It's a fair amount of bits for what most seem to call it a shit job
>If it keeps you fed, apartment and pays all the bills, who are they to judge
>on your desk is another scroll from you know who
>you get the same scroll every week sinced you moved to ponyville
>you sigh and deside to read it so you can get it out of the way for other paperwork
>same words, same excuse, the only thing different is a different canterlot party
>with a special guest, a sucessful business pony called Mr. Merde Tache
>sounds french
>either way, this doesn't interest you
>you get up with scroll in hand and just about to put it in the trash bin
>Mayor Mare opens her office door to look at you
>"Anon, do I have some spare time for myself for thursday? I just remembered what I wanted do on that day."
>you turn your head to face her. "Let me check in the log book."
>tossing the scroll away, you get to your desk and pull out a book holding dates of the month and hours in a day
>lets see, thursday...
"You have two hours free at four after a meeting with Pinkie Pie about repairs to be made on the forth wall again."
>"Anon, what is this?"
>you turn around to see your boss with your scroll in her hoof and from the looks of it, she skimed through it
I can assure you it's nothing for you to worry about
>she narrows her eyes at you
>"In my office, now." she turns and walks back in her room
>oh boy
More tommorow, need sleep for shit
>>26838192
I like it, If the thread isn't up you should make a pastebin for it
>>26838192
A milf story?
>>26830792
WRITEFAGS GET ON THIS NOW
MAKE ME FEEL
>>26835598
>SLAM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J9FImc2LOr8
>>26838648
Lost my sides because of you.
>>26838870
>>26838648
>>26838192
More senpai
>>26838192
My time is short but I'll show you what I got before work
>looks like somebody twisted her teats, in a figurative way
>you walk into her office, closing the door behind you
>she is at her desk already, getting ready to scold me for THAT no doubt
>you take a seat
>"Anon, I'm not going to beat around the bush here. I am more curious than angry on why you would throw this away. Not only an apology and invitation but from princess Luna herself!"
It's pretty personal affair between me and her. Lets just say my trust for her went sour.
>"Hence why most of this letter is saying i'm sorry?"
That's right.
>She looks over the letter again. "It doesn't say what she said but makes reasons why she said it. May I ask on what she said?"
*sigh* Do you really want to know?
>"I do"
Promise not to spread this to anypony else?
>"I promise or I will eat my tie"
>you smirk on her remark "Alright"
I lived a little over a month in the royal palace of Celestia and Luna when I appeared in Equestria. Celestia wanted me to study the culture I was in so I can be comfortable around everypony therefor everypony being comfortable around me.
Slow writer bump
>>26831026
End yourself
>>26839926
yay
>>26839926
Bumping for Mr Shitstain celebrity guest speaker.
>>26836875
abolish immortality
>>26839926
Give me more
>>26839926
moar
>>26839926
Looking forward to more when you get back from the drudgery of work.
Still at work but still have my brain on writing mode. Figuring out about loop holes and junk. As for this being a milf story...I'll think on that.
>>26839926
are you going to write more?
>>26839926
have a bump
>>26843589
I am. Heading home now from work. Expect me
>>26844172
We'll be expecting you, WN.
>>26844172
muh nig
>>26839926
I told you i'd be bach
She paid me as I learned and promised me that I can trust her and be protected in her care.
>you start to lower your head a little
She also promised me her sister Luna would also do the same.
>Mayors anger slowly dissapeared over time and is looking at you with soft eyes and a slight frown
What was worse is that Luna said the same promise to me.
>"I assume that she didn't keep her word."
Right on the money as always Miss Mare but she didn't do this right at the get go.
>"Really?"
Yea, she avoided me for the first few days untill Celestia forced her to. After that, we talked to eachother almost everyday.
>those were some good times
>talking about your world, her pranks, a lot of things
Writing as I go right now but have earlier notes to keep me in line
>>26845334
However one day, I was going past the throne room when I overhear her talking to nobles behind the partly open door.
>"Why did you listen?"
I was mostly curious on how professional she was while she was in court and I never got to see that, so I stopped for a look and listen.
>To be honest with yourself, you'd rather have known than to be backstabed later when you trusted her with all your heart
She was talking to some Noble ponies of some sort and my name popped up in the conversation...she spoke harsh words about me.
>
>A-Anon?
>Are thou seriously suggesting I have feeling for that beast?
>H-he's just an ape t-that visits me!
>W-we barely tolerate his existence!
>Haha
>ANON! How long have you been standing there?
>NO WAIT!
>
>Mayor puts a hoof on your shoulder "I'm very sorry for you to go through something like that."
The words were not the worst part though.
>her eyes widen a little. "What was the worst part?"
She led me on to believe I was her friend for about a month. I was such a fool.
>the laughs, smiles and joy was shared between you. Were all one sided.
That day, I decided to move away because I can't be safe with lies of others , especially in high places as them.
I cut off the royal treasurer funds I was getting and headed to the train station. I looked at the list of places and decided here.
Still slow but progress
>>26845334
>>26845702
You need the Word of the Oxford Comma in your life, ASAP.
I hate the whole gaming Princess Luna meme. It is stupid.
>come back
Who says I'm going to leave? I'm confrontational. I'll walk the fuck up to Luna and kiss her after she's been talking trash about me to other mares.
>>26845702
more!
still slow, just need to finish up the ending.
>>26845702
>the mayor sits back into her chair, soaking in what she just heard
>"That's...quite a story you hold but at least it looks like she wants to fix what she broke." pointing at the letter
If she is, then she is doing it all wrong.
>"What do you mean doing it all wrong? She seems to be pouring her heart out in this."
She tries to bribe me with a party invite. Telling me that I should come to her. I'm not going to chase her when she was the one to cause me pain. She must come to me! If she says "I'm too busy", that's bullshit too.
>she faintly gave you the stink eye when you cursed
>"How do you know that? She is a princess afterall. She must have her entire month booked with court orders and meeting ambasiders."
>True but most folks forget one detail
>with her log book still in your hand, you open to a random day and show her
Tell me what you see on this day.
>she looks at you questionably then to the book "all I see is meet ups and apointments. No doubt Luna's schedule looks the same too but much more."
It is but you are overlooking the one small fact that you both share and that is you both have twenty four hours in a day.
>you close the book and place it on the desk
If you are focused to do something no matter what size, you'll fit it in your day. Even if you lose sleep over it, you'll make it happen!
Also, If she doesn't have time to come to me then why does she invite me to random parties? If I went, she would find time to go there too.
>A still silence fills the room as you said your peace. The gears in her head as she sat with a stunned face.
>>26846595
>"Wow...I'm Very glad you are on my team. I'd hate to think what you would do if you ran for Mayor."
>oh look at that on the ground, my sides! Time to join them.
>you are full blown rotflmao right now
>the preveous dark feeling in the air and then her sentence of the day threw you off pretty hard
>you laughing dies down and you wipe a tear from your eye
Don't worry on that. I'm not going for running a town. I'm perfectly fine helping you out instead.
>she smiles "I'm very grateful of that. I don't want to lose someone very clever as you."
>did you just get hit on by the mayor?
Miss Mare, was that a come on?
>"I...huh no, that wasn't. I was just stating a fact."
>Her mouth say "no" but her blushing an light figiting says "maybe?"
>...why not date her? She still got a beautiful face, witty charm and what looks like a butt that can bust a walnut
Miss Mare, are you seeing anypony right now?
>"N-no, why do you ask?"
I was wondering if you would like to pencil me in your schedule over a cup of coffee.
>She is still blushing and now gotten relaxed
>"Well since you are brave enough to ask, how does thursday sound?"
What about what you wanted to do that day?
>"Put that on Friday."
Done! Sorry for the wait. Someone else either take the ball or let it drop!
http://pastebin.com/nw19Scb4
Now make ye own stories!
>>26830792
bump
>>26838648
damn I miss this movie.
bumperino
>>26846893
noice
>>26846614
Loved it, especially because I hate luna and she not getting a happy ending makes it mote realistic.
>>26845828
Stop liking things I don't like.
>>26850689
You are cruel
>>26830792
bump
>>26850689
nigga meet me in the parking lot
We're throwing down
