>"Hey Anon. Why don't you get off your phone and come place truth or dare with us? Come on! It'll be fun!"
Who are you people?! How did you get in my room?
>>26825896
>place
Stop asking me to help set up your darn board games.
>>26825896
Just because you dragged me here doesn't mean I have to participate. Play your stupid game by yourself.
>>26825896
"No thanks girls, I've still got product to move."
>>26825896
Alright, but is there a handicap for acts against one's religion or desire to live?
>>26825940
What are you some kind of meth dealer?
>>26825896
But playing phoenix wright in my pirated ds emulator is way more fun than playing that
>>26826127
Any more ROMs?
>>26825896
I'd just rather play MASH if it's alright with you
Alright, whatev. Roll to see who goes first.
01-05: Anon
06-10: Twilight
11-15: Sunset
16-20: Rainbow
21-25: Fluttershy
26-30: Rarity
31-35: Applejack
36-40: Pinkie41-45: Spike
>>26826149
Yes, I have mario and luigi partners in time, other 3 ace attorney games , but I play more snes and n64 desu, I've been looking for a good nes emulator for my s5 phone,I want to beat ninja gaiden again, best and most difficult game on the nes for me
>>26826199
rollin'
One twilights finished blowing me
>>26826201
Care to share any?
How is John snes anyway? I've always used super retro and old boy for emulators
>>26825977
You're asking to many questions. I suggest you shit your damn mouth
>>26825896
I dare you to leave me alone
>>26826244
I download every rom I have in emuparadise since coolrom closed, john snes is shit , I prefer snes 9x ,also, never use dropbox to save your progress, it turns the savestate's coding into polaris format in a phone, I had trouble with mupen 64, dk64 has to run on the cache interpreter and not in dinarep, are you a fellow /vr/?
>>26825896
>Anon, I dare you to leave!
>mfw
>>26825896
Fuck no. I'm never good at this game. I'm also terrified of being vulnerable
I want to fuck Sunset Shimmer on the floor
>>26826249
>I suggest you shit your damn mouth
>shit your damn mouth
I want scatfags to leave
>>26826312
I like this scenario.
>>26826312
>mfw this has actually happened to me.
Yup. Still hurts.
>>26826439
>"I dare anon to fuck Sunset in front of everyone!"
>>26826495
Don't mind if I do
>>26826491
>>26826491
Ahaha, oh wow.
Tell me more.
>>26826516
Seconded. This sounds like a shitty time. God damn, people can be cunts.
>>26826312
Oh...Should...should I just leave the pizza?
>>26826495
With Mane 6 doing commentary.
>AJ:"Here we go folks "
>RD:"Will. He. Go. All. The. Way?"
>R:"Remember to use your pinky darling"
>T:"Research" while she licks her lips.
>PP: "Fuck her right in the pussy."
>>26826208
TS: Darn it!
AN: Well Twilight, truth or dare?
TS: Truth, I guess...
RA: Which version of Flash do find more, shall we say, attractive?
TS: My world's version, I guess. Considering they're basically the same, I find them equally attractive
RA: That wasn't the question, darling.
TS: Then what are you asking?
RD: She's asking which one you'd rather have sex with.
TS: (blushing) Oh...well, my world's version then
>roll to see who goes next
> numbers from >>26826199 still apply, Twilight's call for reroll.
>>26826541
>>26826516
Pretty straight forward really, I was at a friend's house in 7thl and they invited a few of us over for a sleepover. A few guys and a few girls (parents were cooler back then with that stuff).
Sure enough it came to spin the bottle and it landed on me second. The one girl without missing a beat said "I dare you to leave". At first I was like "Leave where?". They said just to leave. So I got up and went downstairs and sat with the parents of the guy who had everyone over. They were confused at first and I told them I lost at truth or dare and had to leave. Ended up just watching the Sopranos with them, falling asleep on the couch that night. They were at least nice enough to give me a blanket.
...in hindsight I only just now realize I probably cock-blocked his dad.
Damn i really suck.
>>26826306
Thanks senpai
>>26826619
rolling my dud
>>26826862
over limit, rerolling
>>26825896
...Where's Rari-
>>26826869
god dammit.
>>26825896
>You back out of your /r9k/ thread and grudgingly slide down to the floor
"How do I play?"
>Throwing caution to the winds, Rainbow Dash opens her mouth first
>"Truth or dare you dingus!"
>What to choose, what to choose?
"True I guess..."
>"Have you ever kissed a girl?"
>That fucking dyke
>It's okay Anon, you can lie to woman, they aren't people like us!
"Y-you too...I mean yes!"
>They look at you with skeptical grimaces as you zipper up your pockets
>Don't want to lose any noodly appendages
>They go around in a circle, until they get to Fluttershy
>Dyke: "Truth or dare Fluttershy?"
>"Dare..."
>Dyke: "I dare you to spend seven minutes in heaven with Anon."
>The room goes quiet as your eyes go wide as saucers
>That...fucking...dyke
>Fluttershy giggles, casts a look at your /fit/ arms, and shyly looks at the closet
>Be a man Anon, JUST DO IT
>You take her hand, and pull her to the closet while the girls giggle
>Once inside you, you shut the door and lean against it to drown out outside noise
>Fluttershy, is shuffling behind you, and you turn to see what she's up to
>With a horrifying realization, you see her panties on the floor
>She whispers in your ear
>"Turn me into your little fuck toy Anon, you're such a big guy...""F-for you..."
Does anyone want me to write a 6000 line lewd greentext novel?
>>26826976
>>26826976
Stop....Please...
>>26826199come on spike
>>26826976
Do it.
>What if Flutters browses /r9k/ too.
>Yellow quiet gers wet when Anon uses dank memes.
>>26826892
Fuck it, counting it as a 2.
RD: Alright Anon, your turn, truth or dare?
AN: Hmm...screw it, dare.
RD: Let's see, I dare you to...jump into the pool from the roof.
AN: What the hell? I can't do that.
AJ: Sorry sugarcube, Dash dared yah', yah gotta do it.
AN: Fine, but you're paying for any damages.
*all head to backyard, where a ladder is already situated against the wall*
AN: were you planning this?
PP: Nope, dad was replacing some shingles earlier.
AN: I see. Well, I forgot my trunks inside.
RA: No need, Anon, you'll be going au natural.
AN: What? That wasn't part of the dare
RD: Well, it is now.
AN: *whillst stripping* go fuck yourselves.
*Anon climbs onto roof overlooking the pool with hesitation*
AN: Are you sure this is safe?
RD: Totally, I used to do this all the time.
AN: If you say so.
*Anon jumps from the roof, but catches his foot in the gutter, thus back flopping into the pool*
AN: Ahhhhhhhhhhh...that fuckin' hurt.
*Fluttershy gives Anon a towel while he gets out, shyly avoiding her eyes.*
>roll to see who goes next
> numbers from >>26826199 (You) still apply, Twilight's and Anon's call for reroll.
Why not play truth or dare with ponies instead of these EQG abominations?
>>26827025
Kek.
>>26826976
Not even one post in, and you're going to the sex? Come on. You could have at least tried to tack on a story
>>26826127
>Ace Attorney
Good taste anon
>>26827134
>Be Fluttershy
>Or at least, that's what you call this current form
>In truth, you are Ju' Lerqeeral, the worm of destruction and envy of worlds
>And your overgod has sent you to this wretched place of color and happiness to devour the soul of Anonymous
>The green enigma has spent many years unaware of his own gift
>The transcendence of universes, the effortless seduction of women, and the inexplicable ability to retain his virginity, even after orgies with 6 girls at once
>You trapped him here, in this storage closet
>And now his time has come
"F-for you..."
>"Oh Anon, bend me over and fuck my tight fuckhole with that big manly cock of yours!"
>He obliges, the experience of his infinite past lives taking over for his current form
>Once he's hilted his mammoth cock in you, you begin to drain his essence
>His power fills you, and you begin to writhe from the combined entropy of a million prompts, and infinite butthurt
>In no time, he's finished, and you have the entirety of his power
"Jesus, that was great, I don't think I'll AHHHHHHHH!"
>His shout is cut short as your stinger enters his heart
>The green bastard slums over, dead
>The rest of this pathetic world will follow him
>Slowly, the closet door opens to reveal that fucking dyke and her friends...
>"You guys all right in here? HEY WHAT THE FUCK!?"
>They scream...but not for long
>>26825896
>implying i use my phone
>>26825896
So...I'm in a house with them, while they're in what look to be pajamas.....and I'm on the phone? WTF?
I'd toss that phone aside and be sitting there with 'em all, lickity split.
>>26827025
rolling
>>26826560
I was about to say you forgot one but then I realized that Flutters would be silent and just watching, wide-eyed.
>>26827288
Doesn't matter had sex.
>>26827288
>The transcendence of universes, the effortless seduction of women, and the inexplicable ability to retain his virginity, even after orgies with 6 girls at once
>>26826249
Fucking rekt
>>26826976
Honestly no and I don't feel like going into detail as to why.
>>26827288
>>26827322
You're an anon I highly doubt you would.
>>26827288
Beautiful please carry on. This is almost Shakesperean level literature
>>26825896
Not until Twi and Rarara get out of the closet
>>26827288
Pretty cool, anon continue, please, what happen with everybody else?
>>26825896
If its all girls and one guy NEVER fucking choose dare.
>>26825907
>hearts lining the wall
anon....
>>26826626
Damn.
I kind of feel bad.
At least it's a funny story now. Not like anyone else remembers it, either.
>>26827288
Don't make me use this......
>>26825896
Wait, wasn't I in my house ten seconds ago?
>>26826312
y-you too..
>>26826976
>Fluttershy
>Flirty
Dyewts?
![pinkie_pie_laughing_s5e5_by_mavdpie-d8r0px2[1].png](https://i.imgur.com/rCAQYD5.png "pinkie_pie_laughing_s5e5_by_mavdpie-d8r0px2[1].png")
>>26826491
Oh God, you just made me choke from laughing so hard.
That shit sucks though. Hope you've found better friends.
>>26826495
>>26826491
Once, at a friends birthday, we were playing hide & seek around his apartment complex. A majority of us had been found and were looking for the last guy when friends mom called out that the pizza's had arrived. So we pretty much said fuck it and went to grub. About 45 minutes later, the last guy knocks on the door in tears saying 'Y-you guys ditched me!'. Oh god, it was hilarious.
>>26826976
Moar
>>26827288
I can fap to this.
>>26827288
What the fuck
>>26827288
Great satire, well done.
>>26826127
>bumper buttons directly in touch screen portion
How long until madness takes you?
>>26827288
But you can't kill the God of anonymity in his own world
>>26832142
It already happened, also, is it true that the castlevania games for the ds are shit?
>>26832664
they are not bad . not as awesome as symphony of the night but still good
>>26825896
"Fine."
>You slump down and sit on the floor.
>"Sweet. Anon, truth or dare?"
>Rainbow Dash is looking at you.
>Fuck it.
"Dare?"
>"I dare you to walk out of the house."
"Hmm. Alright."
>She must be testing how far you'll go.
>Bitch.
>You get up and go downstairs, exiting the house.
>As you step up into the sidewalk, you hear the door close.
"Ha ha. Very funny."
>You pull on the door.
>It's not budging.
"Guys? The door locked."
>...
>No response.
>You hear a giggle upstairs, and some talking.
>Did they...
>No, they couldn't.
"Yo, the door is locked! Can I get some help?"
>Again, they laugh, and the window shuts.
>They did.
>They kicked you out.
>Jesus fucking Christ.
>As you walk home, you kick the trash can over into the street.
>It's Rainbow Dash that opens the door.
>"Hey, you bitch! Get the fuck out of here!"
>The door slams shut, and this time, the downstairs lights turn off.
>Guess that's it.
>You turn to walk home; there's nothing there for you.Continue?
>>26834152
cont nig
>>26834152
yes pls
>>26834152
>The school bell rings, signaling the start of first hour.
>You find your "friends" who ditched you the night before-- earning you a night of crying.
>Under normal circumstances, you would just ditch them for treating you like shit, but you have no other friends.
>It wasn't like this was the first time you were ditched or dropped out.
>Anyway, you walk up.
"Hey guys."
>They hesitantly pause their conversation.
>Rarity spoke up first.
>"Oh, what do YOU want?"
>This confused you.
"What are you mad at me for?"
>Rainbow ends up pushing Rarity out of the way.
>"You kicked my FUCKING trash can!"
>She yelled her profanity, enough for the teacher to notice.
>"What's going on here?"
>"Anonymous damaged my property last night, and now he's acting like nothing happened!"
"Excuse me, there's a lot more to this story."
>You were going to dig in, but you couldn't.
>What were you going to say?
>You DID kick the trash can over; the only reason you're mad is because you didn't hook up.
>"Which is what?"
"...I..."
>"That's what I thought. Anonymous, go to the office. Now."
"Hold on--"
>"No. You don't abuse women. EVER."
>The classroom stopped to hear this argument.
>Whispers fly around the room, about you now supposedly abusing Rainbow Dash.
>There's nothing you could do, the teacher is now calling to the office about your arrival.
>Your social circle is staring at you like you're in the wrong.
>So you leave.
>>26834309
I'll be surprised if he doesn't go Full St. Rodge at the end already.
>>26834364
i hope he shows them some REAL abuse
>>26834309
>You sit in the office chair, next to some Junior.
"Hi."
>"Hey there, dude."
>A bit of silence passes; it's much less uncomfortable, since it's a guy.
"How'd you get here?"
>"Punched some guy in the face. You?"
"Got yelled at by Rainbow Dash."
>"Hah! At least you know what she's hiding under that skirt, huh?"
>Wait, what?
"Huh? I never saw Rainbow Dash's parts."
>"Man, you had to! The whole school got a text last night with a bunch of pictures of them!"
"What?"
>"Rainbow's vagina, a few of her friends making out, that Midnight nerd showing off her tits--"
>"Hey!"
>He seemed to forget he was in an office. The secretary glared at him.
>"S-sorry. But yeah, it was sent to the entire school. Everyone, even girls. How did you not get it?"
>You check your phone.
>The last text was from 2 weeks ago, from Sunset;
I cant believe ur still a virgin, lol
>Something hits you in the upper stomach.
"Excuse me, ma'am?"
>"Yes, Anonymous?"
"When I'm done talking to the principals, can I call home? I'm not feeling so well."
>>26834398
Time to lawyer up anon
>>26834364
>>26834376
I'd like to see him pull out the good ol' Dylan Klebold Tuesday afternoon surprise pack
>>26834398
Guuud
This is gud
Now school shooting pls
>>26834398
I like you kid, you're alright in my books. Don't come to school tomorrow - understand?
>>26834152
Why RD, is always out character in the green?, I mean is more cunt of the normally, in the a sociopathic way
>>26834524
Can't sentencing today properly
>>26834398
>The principals gave you a lecture about the abuse of women and suspend you for two days, 'for her safety and yours'.
>You get sent home, where your mother waits, yelling at you about how awful you are.
>Neither of these two parties you wanted to discuss the real problem.
>For the first time, you're popular.
>Texts blow up on your phone.
Wow youre a sick fuck you know that
stop beating up dash shes more than you ever will get
I'm lesbian and I get more pussy than you
>You decide to turn off your phone and play some Metal Gear Solid 4.
>That was your natural skill; you could play any game on the hardest difficulty, with work and practice.
>You were getting to the part where Big Mama dies when you hear a knock on the door.
>It's your mother.
>"Nonny, I'm worried about you. I just saw your phone and although I don't like what you did, I want to make sure you're okay."
"Fine."
>That was your usual response.
>"...Alright. Oh, yes, say congratulations to Twilight and Applejack! They got in a relationship just today, I just knew they would--"
"Leave."
>Your mom stops.
>After a few moments of tense silence, the scared face you stared back at retreats.
>You pause the cutscene just as Drebin arrives at the scene.
>Walking and looking in the bottom of your bed, you find what you're looking for.
>An IMI Mark XIX Desert Eagle, loaded for combat.
>You conceal it and go down the stairs.
"Mom, I'm going to go for a ride. If I'm gone for an hour, call the police, alright?"
>"Alright, sweetie. Please remember to be safe."
"I will. And mom?"
>"Hmm?"
>You look into her eyes.
"I love you."
>"...I-I love you too."
>You head out.
>60 minutes is more than enough time, but to be safe, you set it that far.
>Looks like this is it.
>>26831587
I was left at the movie theaters once in grade school by my friends. They made it all the way to pizza hut before they asked "Hey where's he at anyway?"
>>26831587
>>26834594
My friends left me in a different country
>>26834594
how far was pizza hut, just so i get it better
>>26834622
20 minutes
>>26834556
Time to show those fucking normies your worth.
>>26834556
Fucking hell it cant be
Im a fortune teller
>>26834556
"Go with the wind my autistic knight"
>>26828290
>Not like anyone else remembers it
Yeah.
No one...
>>26834556
>>26827322
>lickity split
Better skeddaddle if you sniff my drift
>>26834556
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SDTZ7iX4vTQ
All the other kids, with the pumped up kicks you better run, better run, outrun my gun
>>26834797
you linked the wrong one, here
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UndRkZ2ukYE
>>26834556
>You wanted to play a tough act, you really did, but you were bawling in your seat.
>This was what you needed to do, to make it stop.
>Rainbow Dash's house was only, maybe, 10 minutes away.
>When you get there, you see her parent's car wasn't there.
>Good.
>You were around the corner, so you had enough time to hype yourself up.
>It took 20 minutes until you exited the car.
>A hesitant knock on the door revealed Pinkie Pie's face.
>"Hi there! I know my friends aren't your friends, but you look sad, so I'll be nice! What can I do for you?"
"Rainbow Dash."
>You shove past her, her smile fading.
>There she is, on the recliner.
>Her six other friends all look at you with disgust and confusion.
>"What the fuck do you--"
>You pull out the gun and point it at her forehead.
>The room instantly goes quiet.
>Nobody moves.
>Fluttershy, surprisingly, speaks up.
>"A-Anon..."
>Tears sting your eyes.
>You still stare her down, your finger over the trigger.
>It ends here.
>Your car slams down the roads, your muffler blazing.
>You hit the brakes, the car sliding along the blacktop.
>Exiting the car, gun in hand, trigger still untouched.
>You couldn't do it.
>A quick stroll down the boat parking made your thoughts become formed.
>You can't go home, the cops will look for you there first.
>You can't go back and finish the job; you just can't.
>And you sure as hell can't go homeless.
>Only one option left.
>You stand in an empty spot.
>The water is decently deep in this area.
>You put the gun to your head.
>There's nothing left.
>The world hates you.
>So why can't you pull the trigger?
>Your hand trembles, and spazzes out as the gun is thrown to the ground, as well as you.
>You can't even kill yourself without fucking up.
>With nothing to do, you just go home.
>You end up back in just over 40 minutes.
>"Anon, did you collect your thoughts?"
"...Yeah."
>You go upstairs.
>>26834833
May as well commit suicide at this point.
>>26834883
did you not read the whole thing, he tried that and pussed out, maybe he'll do something good, like shoot up the whole school instead
>>26834833
This is the make or break point for this story. No pressure though
y...you all ok in here?
>>26834894
I did read it.
He should have tried harder.
>>26834833
>The world sucks.
>The texts stop because of one of Rarity's boyfriends; he was texted the real story by Rarity, and he got the pictures, so the entire case was classified.
>You didn't get an apology, but meh.
>Rainbow Dash and Co. never told anyone about the gun.
>All of you silently agreed to not be connected anymore, and that worked out.
>You actually managed to talk to people with not having them on your back.
>They, as well, learned how people are not playthings to toy with for amusement, which lead up to the mutual disbanding of their friendship.
>You ended up getting rid of the gun, it just caused trouble.
>You never experienced a suicide or killing attempt again, but there were one or two depressing moments a week.
>Luckily, you decided to talk to the school counselor about your issues, so that was good.
>Technically, this was the best ending.
>It could have went much worse.
>You now spend time in your apartment, writing green prompts and participating in vidya.The EndBased on a true story, minus a few edits to match with the show.
>>26834928
There's only one loose end, bro.
>>26834928
Anon, you really are a fucked up person. Also, not a bad story. You didn't go full edge, which was a good thing
>>26834928
Booo!
>>26834928
Wow, just when I thought this couldn't get any more of a pathetic "Very Special Episode" piece of shit, we get a "based on a true story" thrown in there
>>26834928
ugh, gay
>>26834928
Eh.
>>26834928
>Based on a true story
So what your beta ass thinks would have been the best solution to you being a closeted shut-in in highschool.
>>26834928
Nigga, you best be trolling
>>26835001
what this faggot said
>>26834928
I was actually enjoying it up until the gun was mentioned. It looked like it was going somewhere for a second there. Oh well, if this is autobiographical, I guess there's only one story to tell. Also, typical internet tough guy faggotry aside, not murder/suiciding is the correct answer.
>>26834928
That was a really bad greentext. You should consider not writing in public.
>>26835027
no, no it's not, everything is shit, so why not have some fun. inb4 egdelord McGee
>>26835027
Little faggot probably never even had a gun, and certainly never threatened anyone with one. This is his pathetic revenge fantasy about how he wants to deal with being cucked by some girl at school who probably pointed out that he's going to die alone and unloved.
>>26834928
I liked that, thanks for ze story writefag.
>>26834928
>no one died or injured
it's shi-
>"Based on a true story"
kill yourself
>>26834928
That was dreadful.
While I can see some aspects happening in real life like "kicking a trash can is abuse" popping up, I can't help but feel how much the escalation of the story was 'forced'.
How the fuck CAN you recover from almost killing them and fail to commit suicide after? That's just... WOW.
Everything is all good now except maybe your ties are cut from these people? Pic related.
How did this Anon not get arrested for almost killing Rainbow Dash and company?
How can you just "ended up getting rid of the gun"? That's a bit of money down the fucking drain.
How is this the 'best ending'?
How is this not considered borderline EDGY?
And why is the pacing so god-awful?
All in all, Anon. This story was 3/10. You need to practice literally EVERYTHING... Other than grammar. Your grammar is alright, I suppose.
>>26835090
>How can you just "ended up getting rid of the gun"? That's a bit of money down the fucking drain.
This, a Desert Eagle costs (second hand) nearly $2000 you're not going to just 'get rid of' that, why the fuck do you even have this in the first place?
Sir, I doubt the verisimilitude of your cry for sympathy
>>26834152
>>26834309
>>26834398
>>26834556
>>26834833
>>26834928
I expect to see this posted in a cringe thread
>>26835055
>>26835072
Yeah, stories like this are actually not entirely uncommon. Not saying he had a deagle brand deagle and this is exactly how everything in his life went down, but I wouldn't be surprised if the poor bastard really did come close to doing something that cannot be undone.
On a related note, you both know you're a joke, right? Nobody respects an internet tough guy.
>>26835221
>>26835221
IT'S JUST A PRANK, BRO
>>26834706
Is that supposed to be a page from Steel Ball Run?
Well thread is kill...too edgy
writefag?
>>26835161
No, that's what I'm asking. HOW can the Anon in the story just 'get rid of it' like it is nothing? Its pricey as fuck, why not just keep it for collection or something?
Also, I'm not really looking for sympathy, I'm just questioning the state of that green.
>>26826976
/fit/Anon spaghettimancer when?
>>26834556
MGS4 mah nigga
>>26826491
I know that feel
>>26834928
I can't help but think that everyone is shitting all over this story because it didnt end with anon fugging ponies.
Not that it was very good anyway.
>>26838154
No, it was just promising the first couple of posts and then went full retard
>>26836956
Think the first half was agreeing with you, and the second half was directed at the writefag
