Every time somebody calls her muffins celestia orders the abortian of a foal.
>>26825371
10: print "muffins"
20: goto 10
>>26825371
Muffins a cute.
>>26825371
>abortian
Someone from the land of Abor?
>>26825371
>Be Anon.
>Your waifu is Rarara
>so naturally, you got cucked.
>the asshole didn't wrap his Willy before he got silly.
>now you're stuck with a pregnant mare who refuses to abort.
>But there's hope yet! All you have to do is find Derpy.
>A law has been passed saying every time derpy is called muffins a foal must be aborted to rebalance the universe.
>In theory, if you call her muffins enough times...rara's number will be up.
>Which means no alimony when you leave that bitch.
>Which in turn means more monies for booze
>Which leads you to where you are now.
>waiting in front of your mailbox...
>>26825460
Is there going to be more?
>>26825460
>Ah...here she comes now
"Hello muffins!"
>she freezes
>"A-anon, please don't call me that..."
"Call you what, muffins?"
>"No, anon if you keep calling me that the-"
"Muffinsmuffinsmuffinsmuffinsmuffins!"
>oh shit she's flying away!
"Muffins wait! Don't go! Muuuuuuffins!"
>you run off behind her
>3 days later...
>be anon.
>you're at the abortion bulletin board.
>Unfourtunatly rarity didn't make the list this week.
>637 other mares throughout equestria did though.
>welp...better start again next week.
>you got 8 months to go!
>>26825530
>>26825533
Eh just this.
It's a silly little one shot. I'm on mobile atm so I can only write so well ...
>>26825395
ew, basicWant to play some Oregon Trail bru?
>>26825546
Well it was great writefaggotry even for been on a phone.
>>26825582
Not the writefag but I just had an idea for a short epilogue
>>26825656
>CELESTIA
>the call echoed throughout the halls of canterlot castle as an enraged Luna speed to the throne room
>she burst through the door the shattered pieces not even hitting the ground before she started her rant
I'm going to stop here for now and refine the rant
>>26825371
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>>26826052
You monster.
>>26825371
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>>26825371
EVERYONE CALL HER MUFFINS
MEME MAGIC
ABORT THE ALICORN
>>26827413
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>>26827413
Well it's a pretty big sacrifice but if it means no flurry heart I gues it's worth it as much as I hate to use the name.
M-mufins
