Do you prefer horse waifus futa or nonfuta?
>>26820242
Yes
>>26820242
...nonfuta, but to each his own.
>have a waifu
>put a dick on her
faggots everyone
>>26820273
> He doesn't like nice big thick juicy delicious horsecock
>He wouldn't suck his waifus cock
You are the Faggot
>>26820273
>not wanting hot and throbbing mare cock
Nothing gay about horse cock, anon.
>>26820242
>adding a penis to your waifu
faggot. shes already perfect.
>>26820320
>>26820273
/thread
Futa is like, being aroused by the female form but still being fucking gay. Well, it's only fitting for you to be faggots despite not even liking men.
>>26820410
Its liking the female form, and not labeling the penis as strictly male, check your privilege white cis scum. Just because a girl has a nice big beautiful cock doesn't mean she isn't a girl.
>>26820543
>Just because a girl has a nice big beautiful cock doesn't mean she isn't a girl.
WHAT?!
Are you fucking retarded, or just pretend to be?!
>>26820273
>>26820553
Are you saying all those beautiful tranny models arent girls? Just because they have dicks?
Wow, that's hate speech, what you just said is as bad as rape, you should be in prison
>>26820242
Even if you have futa waifu, one day of your relationship she probably try to wreak up your ass, so... no, no sir.
>>26820242
I don't have a waifu
>>26820247
Right answer.Especially if she gets the complete package
It doesn't matter, as long as she's still the waifu in every other way.
>>26820574
>tranny models
>beautiful
Pick one
>>26820582
>she will fuck your ass
>bad
Normies.....
>>26820599
I picked one
>>26820620
>That manly jaw line
>That manly facial features badly covered by a shit ton of makeup
>That broad shoulders
>That lack of boobs
That's a man wearing a makeup and an ugly dress.
Just admit it to yourself and everyone else that you're simply gay Anon and you want to fuck a man, or be fucked by one.
>>26820242
Futa is for plebs.
>>26820273
Fucking a girl with a dick ain't gay, Anon
>>26820658
I would only Fuck a guy that looks like a girl when dressed. And it's not gay to Fuck a guy, its only gay if you receive cock
>>26820685
Its the most boring vanilla fetish out there.
>>26820697
So you say. I think that award goes to anal.
>>26820667
I think you've got it backwards Anon.
>>26820714
Plebes are for futas.
Better?
>>26820543
It's not cock that makes you a male, retard.
>>26820729
I know, that's what I'm saying
>>26820729
>It's not cock that makes you a male
>>26820729
Are we going by the tumblrina definition of genders now?
>>26820690
You don't have to fuck at all to be gay. Gay is just prefering the same biological gender over the opposite.
>>26820242
Futa is literally entry level fetish. Anyone who still flaps to them are Reddit tier faggots.
Also I mostly have horsebandos now so having dicks is sort of part of the package
>>26820242
If she was your waifu then you wouldn't care about her having or not having a dick. But it's still a nice bonus.
>>26820742
You probably don't since I was talking about chromosomes.
>>26820746>>26820751
See above.
>>26820759
Watch out guys, he just got out of biology 101, hes basically a doctor now
>>26820751
But it's always been true you fucking moron. Sure in most cases you can link the 2, but that doesn't make hermaphrodite's male.
>>26820759
So hermaphrodites?
>>26820242
Futa. More waifu to love
>>26820774
It's common sense. It's literally what you are, adding/removing appendages won't change that.
>>26820780
Impossible in humans, both genitals have to be working.
>>26820777
>having to accept tumblr's definition of gender to try and justify your cock lust
The fate of a futafag everyone
>>26820777
The cock makes you male, the vagina makes you female. Since herms have both they are both m ale and female. Simpleton.
>>26820784
So a guy who has a colostomy bag and can't get an erection is no longer male because his dick doesn't work?
>>26820751
Tumblrina definition is "something's a gender as long as I think it is". They literally reject reality.
>>26820803
Fucking opposite of what I said, jeez. If you have male chromosomes nothing will change that, ever.
>>26820804
>reminder they actually make up works like demiboy and polysexual
:^)
>>26820807
Don't herms have both male and female chromosomes?
>>26820807
>If you have male chromosomes nothing will change that, ever.
I'm pretty sure it can change if you're wishing hard enough
>>26820804
I'm a trisexual starchild of the nordic tribe of Beowulf. I feast upon the blood of cis scum shitlords with my super awesome vampiric sexuality.
>>26820242
Hermaphrodites (both male and female genitals) generally fall under the Futa catagory, so that is my choice
it is the best of both worlds
she can suck me off and I can do the same for her
she gets triple the pleasure from getting dildo in the ass while fucking her in the pussy and jacking her off
if we're talking forms outside of pony, like humanized or anthro, it definitely has to be horsecock and balls
>y-you don't like dick? what're you, gay?
Lol oh my word, that is SUCH a neat meme
I'm sharing it on my favorite sub xDD
>>26820850
This Anon have the right idea.
>>26820811
Men have X and Y chromosome, women have two X. In other species(with herms) it's different. Technically, human men have both male and female chromosomes but gender is about the set of chromosomes. For example there are mutants with duplications/deletions of X/Y chromosomes, they all are sterile.
>>26820814
I hope you like being wrong then. It's like performing surgery on every cell of your body.
>>26820882
found the newfag
that "meme" has been around since /mlp/ discovered the beauty of the Horsecock
you're only gay if you're a human male who wants a human penis inside them
wanting Horsecock does not make you gay
>>26820962
>wanting Horsecock does not make you gay
THIS
>>26820690
You like dick=you're gay.
No matter if said cock is mounted on a man, female, or a fucking attack helicopter.
Fucking face it already and stop lying to yourself.
You're a fag in denial.
It's simple as that.
It's not gay if you're being ironic :^)
>>26820968
see >>26820962
I'd fuck an attack helicopter only if it had a Horsecock
>>26820967
Yeah, it makes you a gay zoophile.
>>26820980
Yeah man, its not gay to suck off your bro until he cums in your mouth, and then you kiss him if its just ironic and you are making fun of fags by doing it.
>>26820988
not him, but I enjoy both Hosrecock and Horsepussy
so that would make me a bi-zoophile, if we're going to use labels
but I am in no way gay for human males
human penises are not attractive to me
>>26820987
>wanting Horsecock does not make you gay
hmm... so wanting mare pussy does not make me straight?
>>26821028
And not just that: wanting to fuck a horse doesn't make you a horsefucker, apparently.
>>26821028
not straight for humans
>>26821034
whatever makes you sleep better at night, Brony
>>26820410
Except on ponies, the body doesn't even look like a human female, but the genitals still look human. Therefore, if you like horse cock, you are gay or bi, assuming everyone on this board are guys.
>>26820242
Futa is kinky ,but I must secure the exsistence of satirs and satire childrens.
>Science for 100
>That which defines one's sex
What is the Y/X chromosome
>>26820242
Why would anyone not choose futa? Futa is basically exactly the same as non-futa, except with the bonus addition of a dick for when it's her turn to ride you.
>>26820980
Ironically sucking a man off isn't gay.
Ironically sucking several guys off the next week, for "irony" sake isn't gay.
Ironically going to a gay bar isn't gay even if you are looking for a guy to ironically bed with for the night.
Ironically getting married to a guy isn't gay that you met at the bar isn't gay.
Ironically living with your ironic husband for several years... Isn't gay.
>>26820242
i'm straight, but I wouldn't mind futa
kinda depends, though.
Will she be satisfied with me just sucking her big juicy horse cock off, or do I have to bend over too?
The last one may be a problem.