Oh hey /mlp/ guess what I have. Do you want to see what inside?
I'm slowly opening it.
>>26819708
It's dragon dildos
>>26819721
Too small for that.
Non American detected
>>26819708
>Do you want to see what inside?
...kinder eggs?
>>26819727
Oh no. You found out that I'm a britfag.
Anyway here the first egg.
>>26819747
?
>>26819708
i got a package too.
Only one is a poner. You got ripped off.
>>26819757
I KNOW THAT SHAPE FRIEND.
>>26819760
Didn't pay for them. Someone gave them to me.
Anyway first was just some dumb spinner thing.
>>26819757
let's just hope it's not
>slightly used with a realistic human scrotum
This could be it.
>>26819762
>>26819768
something like that.
>>26819786
Where's the horse bepis tho?
>>26819775
Nope. Just a dumb rabbit thing that looks weirdly fuckable.
>>26819786
I really want the rabbit fleshlight after that last egg. Now for the last one.
>>26819803
it's the broach or shitty ring ^:)
>>26819808
Well we find out soon.
>>26819814
those look like wings
>>26819790
already had one, friend.
>>26819814
Who could it be.
>>26819826
it's worst pony!
>>26819826
Colgate!
>>26819826
Oh it just worst waifu. Sorry for wasting everyone time.
But wait. There something else in the box.
>>26819846
What could it be?
>>26819861
is it a motion blur?
>>26819862
Might be.
>>26819793
Fuckable indeed
![rainbow_dash_equestria_girls_vector_by_belen02-d6wpctp[1].png](https://i.imgur.com/atqmDNK.png "rainbow_dash_equestria_girls_vector_by_belen02-d6wpctp[1].png")
>>26819839
>2011+5
>still hating Rainbow Dash
>>26819871
Neat. Nostril enlarger.
>>26819873
Too bad I can't fuck it. But at least I canfuck myself.
Get on my level, OP.
Having said that, I've had my fair share of crappy bracelets and beasts unrelated.
>>26819889
I can't decide if I should say I chuckled or make a joke about not trying hard enough.
>>26819889
Does every single person on this board fuck their asses
Were they right all along? Are really all gay?
![maxresdefault[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/tX0KAzD.jpg "maxresdefault[1].jpg")
>>26819892
>those faces
>>26819901
Maybe, but I'll tell you what Anon - you can't see it in the picture due to the flash, but the EqG Fluttershy has a lovely set of great little tits.
>>26819900
Nothing gay about anal stimulation anon.
And I don't even mean that as a meme
>>26819900
I wouldn't let anyone near my ass without a fight to the death. I've never put anything into myself and I never will. My anus is a strictly one way street. Is it because I'm inhibited? No, it's because that's where I SHIT OUT OF. I do not want to fumble with anyone else's or my own SHIT HOLE. That is fucking RANK.
Feel better, Anon?
>>26819900
I'm not gay. I'm a flamming bi faggot.
>>26819900
>not sticking anything even remotely phallic right up your ass
what are you, gay?
>>26819892
>>26819876
>MLP:FIM+6
>Not hating Rainbobdish
>>26819892
>not the full set
Well , you tried
>>26820013
Well played, Anon.
>>26819708
Were you the anon from the merch thread ( >>26798027 ) who said they had some kinder coming?
>>26819900
It's only gay if the balls touch.
>>26820154
Nope. This is my first time posting on /mlp/. Usually stay on other boards.
>>26820253
Well thanks for sharing, even if the loot was kind of shit.
>>26819819
How much was all that lube, and how is it?
I need a replacement after PonyLube disappeared. Shit was god-tier
>OP still hasn't cum on anything
Getting real disappointed with this thread, friend
>>26820590
bulk pack was $50, came with 10 bottles iirc.
>>26819793
Cum on it then
>>26819889
Shove it up your ass and post pics you stupid faggot.
>>26820013
You are the cool guy in the toy thread, where did you bought rarity's body?
>>26820670
Different anon here, but try searching "Figma Drossel".
>>26820013
hey fellow full-set bro!
Did a good deed a few weeks back and gave my second full-set to a friend's daughter, I've now built up another second full-set for myself now so no harm done
>>26819900
bronies are gay, lad
>>26819819
Put penis in vagina
>>26820916
You are a suck,dude.
In my first kinder egg was Twi and Rainbow no hooves
The second one was Twi and Rainbow with hooves
>>26821022
Wrecked
>>26820634
But a-anon this is a blue board. I can't do something so lewd.
