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Last thread: >>26804398
Whispen is a pretty stallion
Second for Sharpie just spaghettied all over herself again and it was fucking glorious.
>>26816889
>>26816889
Spaghetti horse is objectively better than mafia horse.
>>26816991
They're the same pony.
>>26817040
Lies.
whispen
>>26817120
big
>>26817124
stupid
>>26817128
loving
Actually, I think we can stop there.
>>26817135
cuddly
>>26817171Phattest booty
Is Dirty Work worth reading? The writing at the beginning is pretty sucky.
>>26817201
Mare.
>>26817235
The beginning of like every CYOA is crappy, give it a shot. Don't like it? No harm done.
>>26817235
I like it, but I have no idea what you like. Do you like neurotic former grocers with OCD who now work for the mafia?
>>26817235
What didn't you like about it?
>>26817287
It might be the writing snob in me, but the writing had no flavor. There was no real voice in the writing, nothing engaging. It felt very flat.
>>26817323
It seemed above average to me anon.
How far did you get, because I thought it was rather good, especially compared to othersmy own included.
What quests do you like?
>>26817323
Huh. I guess I know what you mean. I had some similar gripes back in Heat, but I haven't really seen it with Dirty Work.
>>26817346
JAD, Super, and Urban are stands out. Distinctive styles that draw you into the world and compel you to read more.
>>26817346
>It seemed above average to me anon.
The writing is technically sound, it's just dryer than crackers.
>>26817488
Fair enough, but I'm mostly reading it for the crazy MC, and I enjoy her enough to make up for any dryness in the writing style.
>>26817488
This is something I'm working on, though I imagine it makes reading through a real slog.
>>26817488
Which writers do you think are good, Anon? And which ones have poopy cracker writing?
>>26817624
Don't be disgusting Pinkie.
>>26817624
I'm not demanding. Anyone who can use commas correctly is good enough for me. I play for characters.
>>26817624
Hijacker
>>26817745
Is that someone you think is a good writer or a "poopy cracker" writer?
>>26817624
The only writers that have kept me interested in their quest, from their beginning to currently, are______________________________ not you
don't fuck quest when?
>>26817802
Yes.
Friendly reminder that the general has killed:
>the guy with the cow cyoa idea
>The guy that ran Breakquest
>Cuddle merc
>SpaceHorse
>panzermane
>puzzleanon
>Rocketeer
>Longname
>Storyteller
>innkeeper
>Lumineko
>Incognito
>Horsepls
>overlord
>Cyborg
>Stray
>AJW
>680p
>Arch
>CBT
>Rev
>GC
>>26817836
It's already been done anon. Twice. Be sure to renew your meme permit next time I see you or I'm afraid I'll have to take you to the big house.
>>26817915
what are you talking about? i just want to know when the next thread is.
>You will never have a Res of your own
> He will never make jokes to cheer you up when you feel sad.
> He will never grumpily tell people to back the fuck off!? when they insult people.
> He will never create memes about just how great you are.
Why live.
>>26817902
We only killed like a third of those. Another third fucked up royally on their own, and the remainder just disappeared.
>>26817624
Are we talking pure prose and writing style or the actual content? If the former I'll go with Innkeeper. JAD had pretty great prose overall and he could really sell a scene.
>>26818035
A lot of the time it really blurs together. I mean Res' style is great for comedy but in terms of purest literary quality isn't quite as good for it. One wonders what his adventurequest would look like.
I always wonder what people think about my quests because no one ever really talks about them.
I mean I'll get a "Thread when?" so a few people must think it's decent, but in these kind of discussions where I might learn something no one mentions me, good or bad.
>>26817937
>Respone will never hold you tight and whisper your name in his sleep; justifying all the beatings.
>>26818106
Okay, it's starting to get creepy again.
Did Sloth fall sick again?
He's a few days late to start Stuck in the Middle.
>>26818155
he posted in the end of last thread. He's running tomorrow, currently writing that non-canon lewd.
>>26818173
>writing that non-canon lewd
I've heard this promise before.
>>26818101
Quite a few of the quests I really liked just stopped running abruptly, so I stopped asking about them.
>>26818101
Start a discussion about those quests then.
>>26818247
About my own quests? That seems narcissistic anon.
>>26818252
Just pull a sloth.
>>26818252
Why? Just make a post saying "hey I'm whoever, and I was wondering what you all think about my new quest so far. What do you like and what about the quest do you find unappealing?"
You'll get a bunch of opinions in a hurry. And some shitposting.
>>26818252
It doesn't matter if you wear a disguise.
Nobody will know it's you if you wear a mask.
I use one I made myself with paper and some string. I drew a kitty's face on it. I've been using it for years and no one has noticed yet.
>>26818321
Wait, you're not a real cat?
>>26818283
What? Get banned on purpose and deny your players promised lewd?Not counting that Love Sick art. Thanks for that.Disappear for weeks at a time? There's a lot that goes into being Sloth.
>>26818304
I guess that's fine. Though I'm afraid it will just get ignored.
>>26818321
It feels dishonest though. Are other QMs doing that? It's just icky behavior.
>>26818321
>It doesn't matter if you wear a disguise.
>Nobody will know it's you if you wear a mask.
>I use one I made myself with paper and some string. I drew a kitty's face on it. I've been using it for years and no one has noticed yet.
I'm stealing this for dialogue, is that alright?
>>26818321
I used to rub my face into your fluffy belly. I feel so used right now.
>>26818331
There are no cat's on the internet, silly.
>>26818344Go ahead Hijjijji, I don't mind.
>>26818343
>I'm afraid it will just get ignored.
Post at a good time and you'll get more takers. Try to aim for sometime when the timezones will have the most people off of work/school.
Tomorrow.I think.
>>26818554
I don't even know who you are but I can tell that's a dirty lie.
>>26818554
Nobby pls
>>26818343
just go to secret club and say you're X QM and they will all suck your dick in the hopes you'll join.
>>26818776
I don't want my dick sucked, anon.
I want to be a better QM.
>tfw JAD has been dead so long that I've started losing interest in it
Innkeeper pls, I need my daughteru quest before I completely lose interest in it
>>26818888
quads demand some response
>>26818888
quads calling him out
>Page 10
>>26818888
Where the fuck has he gone?
This is the worst place possible to drop a quest.
You end up with shitty uncle lucky memes.
No quest is perfect.But you anon are.
>>26818888
I'd like to say that its just Innkeeper's shitty work situation, because he works in a hospital and all...but I really can't say anything about that.Reminder Pot has socks
>>26819654
But will we ever see them again?
>>26819673
I hope not.
They are gay as fuck.
>>26819776
There is L I T E R A L L Y nothing gay about socks.
Active threads
NE: >>26786728
Big Mares: >>26784222
Urban Survival: >>26793366
SIM: >>26802143
FOE: >>26771835
Blord Quest: >>26800571
FIT: >>26784010
Dirty Work: >>26794256
Alchemy: >>26545611
Vampony: >>26799365
TES: >>26783390
>>26820027
You fucked up, Sharp
>>26819894
Let's play a game.
Rate all of the Quests in this post by their OP post alone from 0 to 10 and how well it triggers your interest to participate.
>>26820027
>22
>odd
Ya blew it.
>>26819894
>>26820045
Going by image alone:
NE: 5/10
Big Mares: 8/10
Urban: 6/10
SIM: 5/10
FOE: 8/10
Bard Quest: 6/10
FIT: 7/10
Dirty Work: 7/10
Alchemy: 7/10
Vampony: 5/10
TES: 7/10
>>26819673
>>26819776
>>26819794
My regret is that 35 didn't draw Pot in that little black dress
>>26817902
"680p" is a pixel wider than "AJW".
>>26819654
reminder that pot is green
>>26820391
Certain people would still call that green.
>>26820482
You think you're fucking funny?
>>26820549
At least to some situational extent, yes.
>>26820482
I laughed and then I felt bad.
reminder that we are never getting a pocket watch cyoa
nor a cyoa witha character creation that starts from the cutiemark
>>26820618
Reminder that you are ignorant fucktard and there were tons of CYOAs with character creation, Longame and Paperpony just to name a few recent ones.
>>26820639
>reading comprehension
>>26816864
That's a cute moffer
Big
Hijijijis
Which Cyoa pone would make the best mother?
>>26821054
Mango
>>26821054
Choosie
>>26821054
Angel.
>>26821066
Choose is the mother of all cyoas
>>26821066
Choosie would be the best mother.But who would be the father? Or does she adopt?
>>26821084Respone
>>26821084R63 Choosie
>>26821084
All her, no father. This is why she's so protective of them.
>>26821090
pls
Respone can hardly look after himself
>>26821061
Kek if child wasn't a bat I'm sure she wouldn't be happy
>>26821084
RITSpone
>>26821112
Mango's never been portrayed as racist, memer.
>>26821124
Oh?
And how many bats has she killed?
Lilith quest when?
>>26821144
Other Bat ponies are pretty rare. I think we've come across two, and both were Lunar Guards.
>>26821124
Im not saying mango would be a bad mother
I'm just saying she wouldn't like raising non bat child too much
>>26821155
reminder for when post
>>26821182
I'm of the opposite opinion. I think she'd be a pretty bad mother no matter the race. Not for lack of trying, but just because she's been a fuck up her whole life.
She'd love her kid no matter what, but she's a bit too ditzy and too self centered to be a good mom without some real effort on her part to become a better and more responsible mare.
>>26821155
When you make it
anonfilly and nyx dualcyoa when
>>26821203
Odd question. Is Mango barren? It makes sense to me; most of her cells are necrotic, why would her eggs be excepted?
>>26821245
>most
Well there you have it. Her eggs could very well be fine but now it's just a matter of her womb working right.
>>26821203
I get your point but if child also had a supporting father I think it would turn out well
Now I want to see mango have a mid
Fug muh feels
>>26821224
When some faggot makes it for the joy of shitposts and memes.
>>26821224
>nyx
to reddit
>>26821245
Yes, as a Vampire she's unable to conceive in the normal fashion, at least in my view. I'm not running Vamp right now, so I suppose a different QM could see it differently. So take all this with a grain of salt.
Most of her cells are kept functioning by dark magic, and if removed from her body rapidly disintegrate. Thus, when Mango ovulates, her eggs die before they even leave her fallopian tubes. Theoretically, though, she could have her eggs extracted and kept alive via other means during an external fertilization.
The only exception is her Nervous system. The rest of her body is dedicated to keeping that much as it was during life. Her hormones do change, giving her her hunter's instinct, and replacing much of her sex drive with a blood drive.
I was going to make collecting blood a more "erotic" experience once Mango learned to control herself.
>>26821124
I don't think mango is a racist but she might have a bit of a distrust of zebras now after Zecora snitched on her.
>>26821245
>>26821273
Meh, probably, both Mango and June took a huge load from a stallion at one point in the quest. Mango probably didn't think about it and June didn't seem care.
So yeah more then likely vampires are barren.
But maybe if there was an egg left in the womb before Mango got turned there could be a chance of her haveing a child.
>>26821068
I wish Spicy Quest Anon would come back and continue. Angel was a fun character.I motion we call him AngelAnon from now on.
>>26821315
>Meh, probably, both Mango and June took a huge load from a stallion at one point in the quest.
Actually that was just June, Mango swallowed it instead.
Of course that doesn't invalidate your point.
>>26821313
>I was going to make collecting blood a more "erotic" experience
Oh great, stupid AND a psychopath.
>>26821343
Nuh uh I like mango
>>26821343
What do you mean?
>>26821343
That's the way instincts work.
You know why sex feels good? Because your brain releases a bunch of chemicals to say 'Good job, you're doing what you need to do to keep your bloodline alive.'
Now Mango's immortal. When she hunts, she gets a similar rush. Makes sense to me. She's a predator now, her instincts are jumbled around.
>>26821343
>>26821381
>fgt learns how to identify bait
>>26821363
Not that humans don't get similar rush
We're predators
Take a gun go innawoods and hunt animals
If you get a successful hit and confirm a kill you'll be happy because of the thrill of hunting and you get reward in this case food
>>26821389
>alch didn't learn he needs to back the fuck off
>>26821322
Angel has a butt
>>26821454
Big butt.
>>26821454
Angel looks stupid
>>26821468
Just like your mom.
![98vhYu8[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/lOvN2NI.jpg "98vhYu8[1].jpg")
Okay. You have a favorite pony, don'cha CYOAG?Tell us what kind of Quest she would be running.
>>26821548
>Cheerilee
I think there would be multiple options. Focusing on school, focusing on the life outside school, being a delicious christmas cake, going on a field trip or a class trip. Would be nice to have a quest without fighting monsters or saving the world for a change.
>>26821548
Wait. Would a quest by Twilight be filled to the brim with systems?
Do-Do I need to go rethink my life choices?
>>26821611
A Twilight quest would be very meta, because a good portion of the game would be coming up with the best possible systems for the quest itself.
>>26821548
Pinkie just continually lets happy things happy to her MCs, with parties and caring. She tried to inflict conflict once, but felt really awful about it later.
Spitfire however just straight up abandoned her quest, despite her players crying out in concern.
>>26821611
Updated list
>>26815572
Hij is now Twilight
Sloth is now Glimglam.
Alch is Celestia
RITS is Spike.
>>26821548
I would like to play a multi QM quest with pinkie and rainbow because I think it would be wild and I'd have no idea what would happen next. But win or lose at the end I'd be laughing my ass off.
>>26821669
what is puzzleanon?
>>26821712AJ's dad
>>26821712
I though that was me:(
>>26821717
>puzzleanon is res dad
>>26821669
what is GC?
>>26821054
Which cyoa pone would be the best father?
>>26822032
All favorite Uncle.
>>26822028
Sunset Shimmer. She looks and sounds nice, but she only ever shows up once or twice.
>>26822032
Dandybefore he went insane.
>>26822028
Trixie.
Objectively shit with a shitty attitude to back it up, but has a huge fanbase begging her to come back.
>>26822054
>gc is trixie
>res a gc fan
>res is seth
>puzzleanon is seth's dad
not a wonder puzzleanon disappeared
>>26822054
>>26822054
on the mark
>>26822051
Are you sure he wouldn't pass down those daddy issues and be an asshole?
>>26822089
I think he'd end up spoiling his kids, rather than be an asshole.
Thread looks slowCONFESSION TIME
>>26822203
I used to pretend to be shiny
>>26822203
I'm happy when people discuss my CYOA.
>>26822252
And when they don't for too long, I envy all the cyoa which are discussed
>>26822203
I gave the command to charge them.
>>26822252
What cyoa do you run?
>>26822297
Good try.
>>26822304
I honestly want to talk about it if i play it
>>26822304
No, really. Go ahead and bring it up.
>>26822296
Also fuck you.
Cute ponies in human bodies doing cute ponies in human bodies quest when?
>>26822296
What quest?
>>26822203
I'm still mad.
Spider pony/strange waifu/mane-iac cyoa where the qm doesn't bail when?
>>26822089
Dandy would be a superb dad if we didn't fuck him up.
>>26822376
That's not a pony in a human body.
>>26822203
I might be dead.
>>26822376
>Cute ponies in human bodies
Mr. Hands?
>>26822409
Moth = supreme race quest is a go
>>26822203
I feel like my writing style is boring/forgettable, yet I'm not sure what I need to do to get better.
>>26822394
>strange waifu
When I know how to do it.
>>26822454
Don't add expositions for the sake of it. Many cyoas are greentext only and they are doing well.
>>26822394
> strange waifu quest
Trust me, I want to, but I'm already running quests.
>>26822465
Thanks
>>26822525
Ok beard
>>26821463
When will Angle sit on Chili's face?
>>26822614
I want angel to shit in my mouth
>>26822475
Thanks, anon. I'll keep that in mind when running.
>>26822614
She already has :^)
>>26822428
I care and appreciate that you have somehow managed to run a quest starring a gay moth without being memed to death...even though I don't actually play your quest myself since I'm not that into L. A. Noire.
Bard Quest: Night of the sleeping Blord returns!
>>26822794
>>26822788
Hey
It's not ENTIRELY noire stuff.
What ever happened to Griffonprincess or whoever was running that foe quest?
>>26822822
Holy shit I completely forgot about that quest
She just up and disappeared after one of her threads died, which kinda sucks, cause I was enjoying it
>>26822822
She's dead just like the rest.
>>26822822
Probably went back to her homosucks.
Howdy again everyone!
Now that I'm back, I can start up again.
Would you guys rather I run AtO, or LyraQuest?
>>26822890
I misread that as AoO. I'm sad now.
>>26822890
Bon
>>26822890
mint horse
>>26822890
Fresh minty goodness
>>26822890
I vote for the pony in the picture you posted.
>>26816864
>mfw I literally lost a whole fucking thread due to job
>>26822898
Sorry to disappoint you, anon.
>>26822911
>>26822899
>>26822919
>>26822964
Looks like Lyraquest is a go! I have some stuff to do before I begin, but I'll get a thread going tonight.
>>26822890
I want AtO.
List all the ponies you couldn't protect.
>>26823121
Gar from himself
>>26823121
Aurora from everything.
>>26823121
Buzzy.
>>26823121
Octavia
>>26823158
>>26823121
Sam
>>26823178
Who?
>>26823178
>>26823183
Oh wait never mind.
>>26822890
That's a pretty nice pic
Can you redo it horizontally? I'd probably use it as a wallpaper for a while
>>26823121
I forgot her name now. But she had a child, and died in the north. With only a mammoth for company.
>>26823215
No-no, I want to know.
>>26823262
Samquest
>>26823150
This, pretty much.
>>26822203
I kind of want to end a quest by killing every character one day.
>>26823295
Res please no
Res please
Please no
No
PleasePlease
>>26823275
>>26823150
What are you talking about?
You protected hervirginity
>>26823295
Chara pls
>>26822812
Sorry, I almost missed this one. I care about blord quest too. Happy ghost hunting.
>>26823008
>I'll get a thread going tonight
In that case, I'll care tonight.
>>26823365
Smart frogposter
>>26823331
Hype's had it for too good, too long
>>26823374
Inept pls
>>26822812
No one cares
>>26823251
Pine
>Driker
>>26823365
We did a great job at protecting her from the dick.
>>26823402
>it even has the fang
This is great
Don't Fuck continues, more action, more innuendo, more tiny:
>>26823458
>>26823466
I care!In the abstract since I don't play this one. I'm sure all your players really enjoy it, though.
>>26823402
What in the flying fuck is this shit.
>>26823509
It's Sejor Rafai. He's a pony now.
>>26823466
>estrus
I love this meme.
>>26823524
I feel tempted to bury him really deep in the ground, somewhere really far away.
>>26823551
But she's so weak and defenseless.
>>26823551
I want to bury myself really deep into thier ground
>>26823626
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>tomorrow
>>26823626
>her
I should be surprised by this.
>>26823600
Just do it far away from here. I hope your dick will be okay.
>>26823626
>moi
>>26823626
>her
No.
>>26823688
But yeah tho
JAD is perfectly dead
>>26822203
I promised to run a CYOA, have a basic plotline and characters set up, and will likely never get to do so at this rate. Severe lack of time to be around and gitgud - let alone actually run it - have crippled me.
>>26824139
You sound like a pussy. I'm glad you didn't run.
Read spoiler ponk anonI care about ponk
>>26824139
I understand that life gets in the way. Try not to get too disheartened. When you have time and you're ready to try running it just let us know. We'll still be here.
>>26824197
Y-you too.
>>26824139
Don't run every day, it'll kill you.
Try a few times a week.
>>26822203
I don't feel like I can call myself a good QM without disappearing and breaking my promises at least once, so I'm waiting for someone to call me out on it before I start running again.
Or basically for someone to discuss my quest at all.
My other confession is that I said to myself I would run this quest simply for fun and enjoyment, but I can't help but hear myself thinking up plans of how to acquire meme qm status, despite the fact I tell myself its not what I should want.
>>26824204
>>26824139
Dirty Work gets by with just running weekends. As long as you run like 2-3 days a week no one will mind.
