>"No, no. That's just Anon. Princess Celestia says I have to babysit- I mean show him around Ponyville for today. Just ignore him and he'll stop. Don't egg him on."
>>26816848
CELESTIA IS HITLER
Hey Celestia, Why the long face
>>26816848
>"Mom, Princess Bookdork Neverlaid called me an egg."
>>26816848
Hey, wanna fuck?
>>26816848
I don't need a babysitter! Aunt Luna says I'm very mature for my age!
>>26816949
>"Anon you know she just says that so she doesn't hurt your feelings right? And for the last time, she is NOT your aunt you creep."
>>26817184
Shut up, you're just mad because you never get laid
>>26816848
>FARTING LOUDLY
>OOPS A SHIT
>>26816911
>>26816861
No, McCarthy is Hitler, Vogel is Sterling, and Hasbro is the Nexus.
>>26816848
>implying I'll ever stop
>implying you are good at hiding your frustration
Your suffering will be nothing short of divine, Twilight Sparkle.
>>26816848
Please babysit my throbbing erection
>start pissing and shitting myself while chanting "WOLOWOLOWOLOWOLOWOLOWOLO"
Idea for green: Anon is an adult, but gets aged back to a child when he is taken to horseland. Princess Celestia finds him and adopts him because she has a maternity complex larger than the fugging sun. Sends him to visit "auntie twilight" while she and luna have to go out of the country for a few days because diplomacy. Adult-minded kid anon proceeds to have fun toying with twilight.
