Meanwhile, in Bizzarro Equestria...
>"Ah'm the trash mare, Anon!"
>"Ah eat garbage!"
>>26816285
>>26816285
>"Woof."
>"ANOOOOON!"
>"COME READ THIS INSTRUCTION MANUAL TO ME!"
>"I GOT MY TAIL STUCK IN THE SOFA AND I DON'T KNOW HOW TO GET IT OUT!"
>>26816285
Fucking took me forever to find where I placed this.
>>26816379
>"Meow."
I love Nyx.
>>26816393
UNF
>>26816439
>"Why won't you just fucking kill me, Anon?"
>"Get the hell away from me you sick monkey freak!"
>"The gall you must have to think that you can speak to me without having any hooves."
>"It's fucking disgusting."
>"I bet Celestia would be all too eager to gas the lot of you once her prized pupil makes the request."
>>26816306
>Joel, you better be downloading boobs in there Joel.
>ye-yes dad.
>>26816682
Drop the act, Sunshit.
I know you're from the human universe, you traitor.
You killed the real Sunset, just so you could take her place and get out of high school.
>Master, what is my purpose?
You arrange books in a library.
>...Oh my god.
>"Trixie isn't very good at anything, Anon."
>"She's honestly surprised anyone would bother to take the time out to talk to her."
>"It's probably better off like that, Trixie doesn't like crowds."
>"While you're here, would you like some tea?"
>"It's nice and hot."
>>26816285
>"Anonymous, have you seen my inhaler?"
>"I seem to have misplaced it while I was reading my new romance novel."
>"Anonymous, this is a serious ordeal. I have severe asthma."
>>26818180
i wanna fuck the breath out of bizzaro dash
>>26818225
Round two is on the unconscious body and three on the corpse.
>>26817818
Why does my heart hurt so much?
>>26818180
"Hey Dash, mirin' those hamstrings. Do you lift?"
>"Of course not Anon, lifting is for dumb meatheads!"
>>26818180
>Top cunt is a smart coward who will throw you under the bus to save her own ass
>>26816285
>"Euuugh, nopony would suck a monkey dick anon"
>>26816931
Now I have to put the main theme on that midi converter
>>26816285
Hey what's going on on this side?
Bizzaro worlds are always garbage.
>>26821265
I guess that means we're the Bizzaro world.
>>26819886
Oh wait, we're back in Equestria.
>"Another monster uprising you say? Very well, I'll take care of it myself. But only because I enjoy slaughtering monsters, I'm not doing this to protect any pony. They can fend for themselves, I don't like them at all."
>"Go visit my stupid sister if you want someone to talk to. She's very good at social situations."
>>26821448
more pls
>>26821448
If only this was the Celestia we got in the show.
>>26818799
This needs to happen.
>>26818915
Well, of course she would.
She has the physical strength of a speck of dust, she can die really easily. She's so used to bailing on confrontations to maintain survival, that despite all her booksmarts, she doesn't know any better.
>>26822760
That also means she'd be real easy to
>rape
But since this is Bizzaro Dash, doesn't that mean we want to cum OUTside her?
>>26822771
No, it means she wants to cum inside us.
Even though that's physically impossible.
>>26822782
In a world with magic, there's always a way.
...and I'm okay with that.
>>26822782
For whatever reason, that sounds hilarious.
>Twilight is a Bimbo
>Appul is a cheater
>Ponka is emo
>Flutters is a sociopath
>Rarity is a snob jew
>Top Cunt is a smart coward
>Trixie is a anti magic activist with low self stem
>Maud is a talkative party pony
>Octavia is an australian painter
>Moondancer is an outgoing dumb girl who hates shut ins>OP is straight
>>26823953
D E L E T E
H
I
S
>>26816285
the hub logo says durl
>>26823967
Only on the durl!
>>26823953
>Australian painter.
>>26823953
>Rarity is a snob jew
>implying she isn't one already
So how would Diffestria's story work?
>Discord, a creature obssessed with keeping order at all times is stopped by the two tyrant, self proclaimed princesses
>they use the elements of disarmony to turn him into stone
>two mysterious creatures named Tirek and Scorpio visit Diffestria
>They try to spread messages of peace and goodness, Scorpio is brainwashed and Tirek imprisoned
>Luna tries to overthrow Celestia after a fight over the day/night lasting longer, Celestia brutally wounds Luna and banishes her to the moon
>>26824057
>Discord, a creature obssessed with keeping order at all times
>"NO, NO! THE GIFTWRAP GOES INTO THE PAPER BIN, NOT THE PLASTIC!"
>"Where's the regulation around here!? THERE'S NO SAFEGUARDS! IT'S ABSOLUTE CHAOS!"
>"DEAR LORD, THAT STALLION'S GLASSES ARE SLIGHTLY AJAR!"
>"AAAAAAAAAARGH!"
I think it's great to embrace what makes you different. That's why we have cutie marks, right?
>>26824057
I think you Mean:
>Luna and Celestia cause an eclipse that merges them into one ultimate god queen tyrant.
>>26822760
So she's Blake Belladonna?
>>26824097
>capitalist horse
>green and brown
oh boy
>"Of course I only love you my darling, those other nobles are just spreading roomers to break us up"
>"Come, let us elope to an expensive hotel to be married before my bitch sister ruins everything"
>"What do you mean your out of money, I'm out of here you bum!"
>>26824302
>gold digger Appul
