>tfw no qt plant pony to hold you in her vines
>>26814405
>tfw you'll never suck on their roots
>>26814488
ew no I just want to be held and cuddled and maybe taken with her as a cuddle trophy to claim and feed and be taken care of.
Yes. Yes, this is definitely my type of thread. Please continue.
>>26814405
>>26814488
I wanna fuck that plant pone.
>>26814405
>As you're walking towards town a large, green, pony-like creature hops out of the bushes in front of you.
"Gah! Uh, hi...? A-are you-"
>Suddenly, her chest splits open and two thick vines shoot out and wrap around your arms.
"H-HEY! Let go!"
>Her vines drag you closer to her body, as she begins to unravel and expand like a Hoberman sphere.
>You yell for help, before a strong yank pulls you to the ground beneath her.
>More vines wrap around you and lift you into the center of her body.
>She collapses, completely enveloping you inside of her; there'd be no way of knowing that you were in there just from looking.
>Your fear begins to mix with confusion after a few minutes when you realize that she doesn't seem to be eating you.
"W-what's happening? What are you-"
>A voice from all around you startles you.
>"Im HuGginG U. UR BodEe iS wRapeD in My BOdeE. is A Hug. I LuV U."
"...Love?"
>"Yis"
"..."
>"U lUV me 2?"
>You test your bonds. She's way, way stronger than you; you aren't going anywhere without her consent.
"Uh...yeah! Sure! Just let me-"
>"YAY! Ur love MaKe me FeeL almost as WarM as UR bLooD!"
"...what?"
>"we mareed nao"
>Fuck, what have you gotten yourself into?
>>26814615
how about no cancer speech?
>>26814628
>As you're walking towards town a large, green, pony-like creature hops out of the bushes in front of you.
"Gah! Uh, hi...? A-are you-"
>Suddenly, her chest splits open and two thick vines shoot out and wrap around your arms.
"H-HEY! Let go!"
>Her vines drag you closer to her body, as she begins to unravel and expand like a Hoberman sphere.
>You yell for help, before a strong yank pulls you to the ground beneath her.
>More vines wrap around you and lift you into the center of her body.
>She collapses, completely enveloping you inside of her; there'd be no way of knowing that you were in there just from looking.
>Your fear begins to mix with confusion after a few minutes when you realize that she doesn't seem to be eating you.
"W-what's happening? What are you-"
>A voice from all around you startles you.
>"I'm hugging you! I've wrapped my body around you, like normal meaty ponies do when they live each other!."
"...Love?"
>"Of course!"
"..."
>"...You love me too, right?"
>You test your bonds. She's way, way stronger than you; you aren't going anywhere without her consent.
"Uh...yeah! Sure! Just let me-"
>"Aww~Your love warms me up almost as much as your mammalian blood."
"...what?"
>"We're married now."
>Fuck, what have you gotten yourself into?
How's that?
>>26814699
>live
Fuck, love.
>>26814699
Better.
>>26814405
>>26814488
this was an x-files episode.
>>26814405
>You're on your usual stroll along the edge of the Everfree forest.
>Occasionally, you would venture in, but not too far in.
>You didn't want to lose sight of the edge.
>You learned that lesson well when you went looking for the old castle in the forest.
>You had taken all of twenty steps before you had lost all sense of direction.
>It took two hours to find your way out, and you didn't even find the castle.
>You walk along the border, catching the sounds of the wildlife outside the control of ponies.
>The rustling of a nearby bush causes you to stop.
>You look back and see a bushel of roses give a brief shake before settling down.
>You wait to see what small animal was hiding in there, but after several minutes of waiting, nothing comes from the bush.
>Assuming whatever was in there either sneaked out, or decided to stay, you continue on your walk.
>You take a few steps before the rustling starts up again.
>You stop and look back again.
>The rustling stops.
>You watch for just a minute.
>No movement.
>The second you continue back on your walk, you hear a large movement through the brush followed by giggling.
"What the?"
>You look back to the bush.
>It's gone.
>You scan up and down the edge of the forest.
>Certainly you didn't lose it.
>Did two seconds of walking turn magically into two minutes?
>Another giggle interrupts your thoughts.
>You track the sound and see the silhouette of a small pony inside the forest.
>That's no adult.
"Hey, kid. What are you doing in there?"
>The silhouette prances off in glee.
>You chase after the pony.
"It's not safe in there!"
>In the distance, you can see the pony round a large tree.
>You keep your eyes locked on the tree, watching for any escape.
>You sneak up the tree and catch the pony by surprise.
>But it's not there.
"What?"
>You look up into the tree.
>The lowest trunk is even out of your reach.
"There's no way. Where did you go?"
>Another giggle comes from behind you.
>It's the pony again.
>>26814982
>Captcha: select all images with flowers
>>26814982
>You follow it further into the forest.
>Every time you get close enough to catch up, the pony vanishes, as if into thin air, only to reappear off in the distance.
>You chase, and you follow, and find yourself at the edge of a clearing with a small pond.
>You shout out into the forest for the pony.
>There's no response.
>You wait for the pony to tease you again, but minutes go by without any hint of it.
"Great. I'm lost, and now I've lost the kid. Just great."
>You rest against a tree to catch your breath, and formulate a way to gather your bearings.
>There's another rustle.
>This time, it's right next to you.
>Another rose bush.
>It's in arm's reach
>You slowly reach your hand out to the bush.
>Before you can even touch a single budding rose, a face emerges from the bush.
>"Hi!"
>You leap back.
"Whoa!"
>A small, green, feminine, pony stands, and gives her body a shake, leaves falling from her.
>Her mane and tail looked like the flora of the forest, and her eyes matched the roses that decorated her mane.
>There were a few vines wrapped around her body and legs.
>They were not orderly, or symmetrical, as if a fashion statement.
>They seemed to grow on her.
>You look closer at her.
>Her mane and tail didn't just look like the flora, it was flora.
>The pony stares at you with an anticipating smile.
>You reach out to her.
This isn't real.
>She sees your hand, and closes her eyes and tilts her head, as if waiting to be pet.
>You touch one of the roses.
>It's real.
>You pluck the rosebud from her mane.
>"Ow!"
>The pony recluses from you.
>"Why'd you do that?"
"Did that hurt you?"
>"Yes, that hurt!"
"I'm sorry. I didn't realize."
>You offer the rosebud back to her.
>"Keep it. It's not going back in."
>>26815078
Waiting
Keep this thread bumped for me please.
>>26815078
>You stick the rosebud in your pocket, and reach out to the pony in hopes of petting her to make up for her.
>She pulls her head back, and gives you a cautious glare.
>You stop and turn your hand over, palm facing up.
>She relaxes a little, and you extend your hand all the way to her and scratch her chin.
>She closes her eyes again, and rests her chin into your hand.
"You're soft like a pony."
>"Well of course I'm soft. I am a pony!"
"Not like anything I've ever seen. What are you exactly?"
>"I told you: I'm a pony."
>You flip her mane with your hand
"But you've got plants growing on you."
>"Are you saying I'm NOT a pony? I'm more of a pony than you are."
"No, I'm saying that you're not just a pony. You're something else too."
>"I'm a plant too."
"Yes, but..."
>She looks almost insulted.
"Never mind. I can figure this out some other time. I need to get home."
>"Home, I thought we were going to play some more."
"Play?"
>She perks up.
>"Yeah! We can play follow again."
"Follow? Is that where you run around and I'm supposed to chase you?"
>She nods her head.
>"I'm really good at it."
"You sure are."
>"So, are we going to play? I can follow you this time if you like."
"Can you tell me how to get out of the forest?"
>"Uh huh. Just pick a direction and go. You'll eventually get out."
"What I mean is: what is the fastest way to get back to Ponyville?"
>"You don't want to stay?"
"I'd rather go home."
>"Well then why did you come in if you didn't want to play?"
"I thought you were a kid. Foals aren't supposed to come here."
>"But I've been here my whole life."
"Yes, but...never mind."
>"You're kind of weird. I like that."
going to make dinner
>>26815469
K.
Possibly unnecessary page 4 bump.
Plant pone is fortender loving care
>>26814405
>tfw she'll never wrap you with her vines for sensual cuddles
>Plant pone
>Binds herself to your back gently with her vines, idly commenting or suggesting things as you go about your day and she soaks up sunshine
>Enjoys showering with you in the mornings and evenings before bed
>Usually fills the air around you with a variety of wonderful scentsor a very potent pheromone when she's feeling frisky
>Embarrassingly asks you to trim her maneor bushwhen it grows too thick or cumbersome>You will never taste one's fruit or nectar
>She will never demand that you pollinate her
Page 9 bump
I would snuggle or be forced to snuggle one.
Hopeful green continuation bump
>>26814405
Is that horse wife?
>>26819847
It's dead
i just want you to pet me, anon!
you're the best at cuddling and huggingyou'd make a good pony!
>>26819877
yeah
>>26814615
Awww. Is cute.
>>26819877
no it's plant pony
>>26819877
That was my thought as well.
>Horsewife is now flammable
This can only end in tears.
>>26821075
It's not horse wife.
>>26821127
It's drawn by the same artist, I think.
>>26821134
IT'S NOT HORSE WIFE!
>>26821145
I know, I just said it was drawn by the same artist. TJPones draws stuff other than Horse Wife.
>>26821216
>>26821145
Here's the proofs:
http://tjpones.tumblr.com/post/140890214662/i-recently-read-some-of-alan-moores-swamp-thing
>>26821229
Fine. Ruin her with a personality stolen from some tumblr. I don't care.
We could've had a new character or species on our hands but no instead we have to use someone else as a guideline. This is probabily how the Anonfilly thread feels about nyxfags.
Yes I am fucking mad.
>>26821242
I literally just said that she's drawn by the same artist. An artist can draw more than one character. Plant pony isn't horse wife, the OP pic was just drawn by TJPones. The pic doesn't even show up in the Horse Wife blog, calm the fuck down, buddy.
>>26821242
Anon, I think you're reading too far into this. All they were wondering was if the artist of the OP image was the same artist who did horse wife, because horse wife is what the artist is synonymous with
>>26821242
Holy shit, this autism is off the charts.
>>26814405
I want to plant my seed in her. If you know what I'm saying.
>>26821242
>>26821242
Spot the anonfilly poster.
Still waiting to be wrapped up by the qt
Bump for green about green pone.
we ded now?
or can someone else take up writing?
>>26823484
Probably ded. Writefag has abandoned us it seems.
>>26823502
Shame. I was really liking his story too.
this thread is ded n gay
bamp
