Old thread: >>26702196
Stairs edition.
Prompt:
>Hey girls, you ever wonder why Anon is always alone?
SciAnon: http://pastebin.com/u/SciAnon
Sea Urchin: http://pastebin.com/9YUE3LRe
Normie: http://pastebin.com/fzYF9GCT
Spergatron: http://pastebin.com/sBqXdBy5
Out-Of-Three-Names: http://pastebin.com/QLtvtmRv
SummonedWritefag: http://pastebin.com/S2QJSpV1
AxiiAnon: http://pastebin.com/UaSFJ58z
Fruitanon: http://pastebin.com/bShKzhV9
>>26810163
Praise this faggot for best pic!
>>26809439
>inb4 they casually stroll into Equestria
>>26810163
PUT SOMETHING AS THE TITLE YOU TREMENDOUS FAGGOT
Here's for hoping Anon gets back at Sunset at the first opportunity.
Fuck I wish they can change this prompt
>>26810329
And here's for Anon getting WITH Sunset when, or rather if the opportunity presents.
>>26810264
Then think of one, dick sucker.
A.k.a. mandatory new thread drama. We might as well fill in the quota with something that will help this thread grow.
>>26810499
The bitch has literally be screwing with Anon sense the start, and has been strong arming him into cooperating with her.
Who else /staircase connoisseur/ here?
Who's your stairfu? Pic related it's mine she a qt.
>>26810533
Fuck Sunset
Why did anon called Sunset a bad liar when she said she knew Moondancer's name only because?
>>26810590
He knows that she lies a lot and has no real excuse to explain otherwise. Though I wouldn't be surprised if the cave is affecting Anon's judgment capabilities and his best power. pic related.
>>26810511
Even when we get a thread with the right picture we still find ways for it to start with a dose of drama.
>>26811053
At this point I feel like we do it just for drama's sake. Its tradition of sorts. Extremely autistic one, but still a tradition.
>>26811372
On 4chan an autistic reason is just as valid as real reason
>>26809439
>As you trudge forward, the breeze becomes stronger.
>And even more bizarrely, as the path starts to curve, you start to see a light appear at the end of the tunnel.
>A light from the outside?.
>It’s too soft to tell.
>As the corner finally comes to an end, you catch the glimmer of a hallway, and what lies beyond it.
>You can scarcely believe what you see, assuming the distant images are mistakes of your imagination.
>It’s only when you pass through the doorway fully that it full hits you.
>Twilight stares with a blank face and gradually drops to her knees, half from exhaustion, half from awe.
>”THIS is the archaeology site?”
>An underground expanse.
>Massive pillars of jagged rock go from the bottom of the enormous zone to the very ceiling, which may as well be the sky compared to the three of you.
>You’re standing on a ledge far above the ground, so far above that jumping falling down would break every bone in your body.
>Yet the ceiling is further above you still that falling from it to your ledge would result in the same thing.
>Along said ceiling are large skylights, letting in the open air that caused the breeze and the soft orange of the setting sun in the evening sky.
>And before you, at the far end of the vista is a tremendous, man-made structure.
“Is that… a castle?
>Anon shakes his head, his eyes wide.
>”Looks to me more like it’s the entrance to a city.”
>It’s weathered structure juts out from the cave walls.
>Old-fashioned would be an understatement.
>This thing could be centuries old.
>And all of it is underground?
>What on earth have you stumbled upon?
>You hear a familiar static noise come from beside you.
>Anon has un-sheaved his Thaumometer, and is pointing it at the ruins.
>Instead of the arrow on its counter bouncing up and down, it stands straight up at the most extreme position.
>Anon’s eyes go back and forth between his home-made magic Geiger counter and the ruins.
>>26812069
aw sheiiit
>>26812069
>inb4 some aliens vs predator shit
>>26812069
>Twilight slumps down and places her forehead on the ground.
>”Why didn’t I listen to Moondancer? I could have known so much about this place. But instead I’m just completely lost.”
>She moves up and down, lightly bumping her forehead on the ground each time.
>”Stupid… stupid…”
>Oh Twilight…
>You’re busy enjoying the vista, and here she is are beating herself up.
>You feel Anon trying to wiggle his hand out of your grasp.
>You let go and shift to the side as he uses both hands to operate the Thaumometer.
>You still keep your arm around his waist.
>Don’t quite trust him to stand on his own just yet.
>But you do wonder if his “sources” could shed any light on this place.
>It might make Twilight feel better.
“Anon, you said you researched the archaeology dig, do you happen to know what they were searching for?”
>Anon doesn’t respond, still transfixed with his device.
“Anon?”
>No response.
“Anon!”
>He’s not going to ignore you.
>You tense your arm around his waist and squeeze, causing him to convulse and grunt in surprise.
“Come on Anon, Get your head out of your gadget and answer me.”
>You loosen your grip.
>He coughs and glares at you.
“Well?”
>He shuffles a bit and turns away from you.
“Stop playing dumb, I know you’re not going to go to these crazy lengths unless you know what you’re looking for.”
>”I thought you weren’t going for the torture.”
“Trying to get you to tell me something is already torture, so I'm just returning the favour.”
>He tilts his head towards Twilight.
>”Are you seeing this?”
>She ignores him and continues to rest her forehead on the ground.
“One more chance to tell me before you’re walking on your own.”
>He sighs angrily and rolls his head, drawing out the moment as long as he can before he turns and gives you your long-awaited answer.
>”Have the two of you really never heard the story of King Sombra?”
Aaaand that's it, seya in like 18 hours.
>>26812093
Sombra helping Anon get his revenge when?
Also HYPE!
>>26812093
Based SciAnon's cliffhangers. Never change.
>>26812158
Sombra is totally going to end up seducing Anon to the dark side with promises of power and revenge.
>>26812274
Doesn't need to seduce him when evil Sombra will give him what he wants inherently.
>>26812093
2 spoopy 4 me
post
>>26812093
Is Sombra gonna turn Anon into Arthas post Liching?
>>26812783
I fucking love that game!
>poke
oh shit, i really hope this
>>26812158
>>26812274
happen
i love redemption stories
>>26813808
But Anon was in the right to begin with, wouldn't redeeming him be like brainwashing him to justify what Sunset did to him? Besides sense Sunset came and tried to ruin him again so she would be his only target, unless Sombra is full Lich King and sitting in the thrown room waiting for someone to free him or "take up the mantel" then does his own thing.
>>26813902
>But Anon was in the right to begin with
Yeah, try explaining that to anybody, they won't buy it.
>>26813920
Derpy would believe it, where is she anyways?
>>26813932
Yeah, her. Also Trixie.
>>26814698
I can see Trixie not bothering and just writing Anon off as not her problem. Derpy on the other hand is actually nice so its a bit odd that she hasn't tried to talk to him, though I could see it if she felt pressured to avoid him sense he took a flight down some stairs for her.
>>26814705
thanks for wasting a comment
>>26814733
>I can see Trixie not bothering and just writing Anon off as not her problem.
Bitch ruined her most precious cards, man.
>>26814851
True, but Anon only pointed that she did it, he couldn't really do a thing about it, and that's before Flash did his thing.
>>26810163
bump
The bumpyist of Bumps
Axii come back
I need more witcheranon
>>26812093
>King Sombra
i fuckin knew it
>>26810163
bump
>>26812093
Cliffhangers are to real
Boop
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3o9IuG8Ych8
Blump
>>26821891
>>26810163
bump
Bumpo
>>26821891
Where is this Anon anyways, he just stopped in the middle of writefagging?
>>26827436
Stuff happened.
Important stuff happened.
>>26827608
Welcome back, good luck with the important stuff.
post
>>26827608
Hope everything goes ok
I cannot express the amount of shit i'm trying to get done right now.
I'll post in about six hours, but it may only by two updates.
I have a long weekend coming up so expect a lot more there.
Sorry I can't get more content out guys.
>>26830432
Don't worry mate, real life affairs come first.
>>26830562
Since when? Real life affairs are shit compared to the 4chan ones.
>>26830639
this
>>26830639
Real life compared to writing greentext stories on a pony imageboard? Seriously mate?
>>26830815
>Implying shitposting and writing greentext stories in a Taiwanese shadow puppet board dedicated to colorful ponies isn't far more interesting and rewarding than listening to Sharon talk about how little John have learned to go potty on his own
>>26830840
I know real life affairs are shit, boring and mostly unrewarding, but at the end of the day, they're still more important than greentext stories. I hate it too, but thats the way it is.
>>26827608
Did your dog shit too?
>>26831867
man
>>26831867
I'm sorry guys
>>26831867
>>26812093
>Your mind returns to the long nights alone spent in Celestia’s library, endlessly studying in order to keep ahead of the competition.
>Your studies draw you to the boundaries of what is considered ethical magic and from there you learn legends of powerful, terrifying unicorns who conquered entire kingdoms single-handedly.
>And among the most prominent of these figures is King Sombra, whose very existence alone is thought of to be a myth.
>Unquestionably a myth, according to Celestia, who is unconditionally enraged at the very mention of his name.
>Her anger, combined with her refusal to speak on the subject drives your curiosity,
>and drives you to defy her, diving deep into forbidden texts, learning of power far beyond your current capabilities, easily obtainable if not for Celestia’s restrictions.
>You never did deal well with authority figures.
“A story? More like a myth.”
>You speak as if he’s talking about the same Sombra.
>You’ve no doubt he means the Sombra from this world, but you’re willing to bet that this Sombra has the same reputation.
>Possibly an even more mythical one considering that this world has no magic.
>Or just that magic is very rare, considering everything that’s happened so far.
>”You don’t even know about it and you’re already doubting its existence?”
>You narrow your eyes at him
“I know more than you think Anon.”
>He sighs
>”Why did you force me to talk if you’re going to immediately shoot down the first thing I say?”
>You didn’t shoot it down, did you?
>If anything it should have prompted him to continue.
>This isn’t fair, it’s not what you meant.
>You were just adding to his statement.
“Oh come on I-”
>”Just let him talk Sunset, I want to hear this.”
>Twilight is sat up on her knees, expectantly looking to Anon.
>You slump your head down and sigh.
“Go on Anon, I won’t interrupt you again.”
>>26832776
>Anon makes sure to smirk at you before continuing.
>”Good, but for the sake of personal security I’d rather it if you didn’t have your arm still in position to crush my stomach again.”
>You roll your eyes and unwrap your arm from his waist, allowing him to step back and place his arm on your shoulder for support.
>Without the two of you pressed against each other, it for a less-awkward position for him to talk.
>…
>But you’re cold now…
>”King Sombra was the wise and noble ruler of the Crystal Empire, a kingdom said to be the most prosperous and innovative of its time by an unfathomable margin.”
>You look at the massive ruin in the distance.
>An entire empire behind that?
>Twilight is looking at it as well.
>”This is the Crystal Empire? We’re miles underground, I don’t understand.”
>She rubs the back of her head.
>You would have asked the same question, but you’re convinced that Anon would use any words that come out of your mouth to derail the conversation.
>And of course, it’d be your fault, with no possible negotiation.
>”As far as I’m informed there’s very little information *to* understand. The story goes that Sombra became so self-absorbed in his own greatness, or the greatness of his kingdom per say, that he shut himself, and the Crystal Empire away from the outside world.”
>You rub your arms and look down to the expanse below you.
>In the distance you can make out the small outline of a different object.
>A tent?
>”No record can state exactly why he did it, some say other countries were a drain on his economy and treated his kingdom with disrespect, others say his ego became so bloated that he saw outsiders as inferior, but whatever the reason, Sombra’s actions sealed the Crystal Empire’s fate.”
Two updates only, as foreshadowed. Sorry.
>>26832783
Huh I'm kind digging what you're doing with Sombra.
>>26831867
>Urchin the pedo
>SciAnon's dog shitting itself to death
What other dank memes can we pull out of writefags?
>>26832783
>Two updates only, as foreshadowed. Sorry.
Don't worry, as long as you don't suddenly decide to abandon this green and never post again we' good familia, take your time if you have to.
>>26736127
>There should be no reason to have this many black lines on a permanent record.
>Realizing something, you look back to the other five documents and notice that they have similar black lines at the same timeframe.
>You ignored them since they were mere footnotes, but after taking a look at Shimmer's here, things are starting to look fishy.
>Reading on, there are little annotations and commentary on her behavior taking a one-eighty from before.
>Whereas in the beginning her report cards denoted satisfactory behavior, after the Fall Formal they begin turning into G's and E's.
>Abruptly she goes from a trouble-making butt kisser to a model student that helps others.
"Principal? Why is Sunset Shimmer's file so... weird."
>The Principal is about to ask when she shakes her head rapidly.
>Crap.
>"W-where am I- Mr. Anonymous? What are you doing with thos-?"
>You halt her midsentence by casting Axii again.
>The sign does its work as she falls back into a trance.
>That was close...
>"Could you please repeat the question."
"Why so much black ink on Sunset Shimmer's record."
>"An incident involving a portal to another world resulted in Sunset Shimmer turning into a demon and trying to enslave the school."
>A sentence like that would phase a normal man.
>You, however have seen some weird stuff before you came to Canterlot and that honestly sounds no different.
"What caused this?"
>"A crown brought from the other world belonging to Princess Twilight Sparkle. Its appearance here resulted in magical happenings around the school. After, five of these six students can trigger a magical transformation to harness their powers. Sunset eventually followed suit soon after during the Battle of the Bands."
>Princess Twilight Sparkle? Other world?
"Is the Princess here still?"
>Celestia shakes her head.
>"No, after the Fall Formal and Battle of the Bands, she returned to Equestria. Only Sunset Shimmer knows how to contact her."
>>26834621
>Hmmm, not much you can do about that then.
>You continue to ask questions about Sunset Shimmer, things that mostly clarify the little footnotes in her file.
>You learn about her role during the events of the Fall Formal, the Battle of the Bands and the recent Friendship Games.
>Or at least as much as Celestia knows, which isn't a whole lot to be honest.
>The woman can't even tell you what Equestria is. Whether that's another country or world like where the fabled Aen Elle live is unknown to you.
>There are a lot of details missing, but the only thing she is very sure about is Sunset's radical personality shift.
>Because how does someone turn from a bully, to a pariah and then a hero?
>Apparently with the "Magic of Friendship" if what Celestia tells you is true.
>That's just silly, holy shit.
>You're not disparaging that there was magic and/or friendship involved.
>And who knows, that's most likely what it actually is.
>Plus, you've seen weirder shit happen. So it isn't THAT farfetched.
>But that doesn't make it sound any less ridiculous.
>You look towards the clock and see that the period is almost over.
>You could just have Celestia bar anyone from the room until you're done, but that would draw some unwanted attention and you think you've pretty much exhausted this lead.
"So... let's wrap this up. The statue out front is a portal? It gives off an enormous magical signature."
>She nods.
"One last thing, has there been any major incidents involving magic after the Battle of the Bands?"
>"As far as I'm aware, during the recent Friendship Games with Crystal Prep Academy."
>>26834621
aww fucking yiss
ive been waiting for you to update for a while
>>26834621
HE HAS RETURNED!
>>26834642
>Closing the file, you set them on the desk and go over what you've just learned.
>So far all the signs point towards Sunset Shimmer.
>But from what you read and what the Principal told you, her recent dedication to doing good is a genuine one.
>Which, doesn't really make the problem any simpler.
>In fact, it may make it even more difficult as this contract is starting to look like a hit on an innocent girl who made some bad judgements and is trying to change.
"Please put these back." you ask, rubbing your temples.
>The Principal complies, once she closes the cabinet you cast Axii one last time for a new command.
"Forget everything we talked about. All we discussed was how I was doing well for such a disadvantaged youth and that I should be commended."
>The woman just stands there in a daze as you exit the room.
>But before you leave.
"And maybe tell your sister that "Anonymous is extremely handsome and maybe if you were a bit younger... well, you know.""
>Shutting the door with a click, you walk back towards class.
>Probably not the most noble use of the Sign and may cause some trouble down the road.
>But after yesterday you could use the distraction.
"You hear anything from Twi since yesterday?"
>"Nada. She won't respond to my texts."
"Weird."
>You open your locker and place a book inside.
>Rainbow justs leans against the adjacent lockers.
>"Sunset says to just give her some time, that she's probably just sleeping or something."
"I guess."
>Turning down the hall, you hold out a hand to halt your friend.
>"Wha-"
"Shhh."
>Pointing forward, you two see Anon walking out of Principal Celestia's office tapping his walking stick on the ground as he goes down the hall.
>Anonymous has such a serious expression on his face. Did the Principal tell him off or something?
>The boy looks deep in thought as he stands still for a few moments before continuing to walk by you two and stopping.
>>26834665
>"Hey Applejack." He says, not bothering to look in your general direction.
>His sudden attention catches you off guard.
"Uh... er yeah howdy."
>There's a sorta awkwardness talking to someone who doesn't face you to talk.
>Though if he's blind then you can't really blame him.
"You ready to hang out with us girls after school?"
>His expression still looks troubled, but you can't tell what about.
>"I... guess."
>Before you can reply Rainbow barges forward.
>"Hey, how did you know who she was if you can't see hmmm?" Dash asks, getting really close to Anon's face.
>Frowning, Anon takes a step back and places his palms towards her.
>"Because she has the distinct smell of apples around her. You also need a breath mint."
>Both you and Rainbow raise your brows and glance at each other.
>Rainbow breathes into her palm before gagging as you raise your arm and take a whiff.
>Huh, he's right.
>Weird.
"How did'ya do that?"
>"Better sense of smell." he says pointing towards his nose, "Without sight, my other senses are sharper."
>There's a nagging feeling that there's more to it.
>"Dude that's a bit creepy." Dash replies, crossing her arms.
>"Rainbow Dash right?"
>"You heard of me? Can't say I'm surprised after all I-"
>"Smell like sweat and blueberries." Anon says flatly to her.
>You just stand there slack-jawed.
>"Sorry, deodorant works better when you shower then apply. Not by skipping the shower completely."
>Dash blushes and pulls up a fist.
>Uh-oh.
>Before you can step in though, she thankfully lowers her arm and takes a few steps back while he just stands there stoically.
>She crosses her arms and sticks her nose in the air.
>You can't help but snicker.
>To be honest, you've been meaning to get on Rainbow's tail on the whole cleanliness issue.
>Glad someone's said it. Even if it might have been a little mean.
>What's that word Rarity uses?
>>26834698
>Oh right, "Crass".
>"I'll see you later AJ." He finally says.
>"Pfft. No he won't." Dash mutters once he's out of earshot.
>Your eyes narrow at her thoughtless comment.
"Land sakes girl! That right there was uncalled for."
>"Please, it's not like he could hear me."
>Suddenly two then hear three taps on the locker doors down where Anon went, "Yes I could!"
>It takes a lot of effort to try to contain a laugh as RD growls and gives Anon the bird.
>"I don't like him."
>You don't reply, instead moving closer to your friend.
>Rainbow huffs, before realizing you're in her personal bubble.
>She quickly realizes that you're sniffing the air around her.
>"W-what are you doing!?"
>Pushing you away, you clap once.
"He's right again! You do smell like sweat and blueberries!"
>Having enough, Rainbow just groans in frustration and stomps off.
>"I'm surrounded by weirdos!" she cries.
>You just chuckle and shake your head, walking to your next class.
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Sorry for the long absence, this is what I could get out to keep you all from waiting to long. Things beyond my control occured that really put this story on the backburner for the time being. I'll try getting the next part up sooner for the 5 people who do read this.
>>26834726
I'm one of those five people!
>>26834726
2/5 is here.
>>26834726
Jim from accounting here
>>26834726
4 here
>>26834726
Number 5 reporting in.
>>26834726
6/5? You're never forgotten Anon!
>>26834726
7/5 reporting in!
>>26834726
Him fucking with Rainbow is the best.
>>26834726
Aww yeah
So glad to see this story again
>>26834726
>>26834726
Hey! I am sure more people want this green.
>>26834726
I'm pretty sure it's more than 5 at least 15
>>26834726
I'm whatever number I'm currently at.
>>26836327
Nice to meet you, Whatever Number I'm Currently At. I'm Anon.
>>26836417
Hi Anon, I'm Anon.
>>26836979
Hey Anon I'm Amon
http://pastebin.com/sBqXdBy5
>The next day, you wake up and do what you need to do to get ready for school.
>Mostly cry in the shower because you have no drug money.
>Trudging downstairs you open the fridge and grab the whiskey bottle that your dad left.
"Finders Keepers," you say as you take a swig.
>Swallowing down the liquid you start coughing as it burns your throat."
"Too strong, I repeat too strong."
>You decided to stop the burning sensation by drinking more Whiskey.
>"What the fuck is wrong with me?" You think to yourself as you toss the now empty bottle in the trash.
>Slinging your backpack over your shoulder you lock the door to your home and climb inside your truck.
>You can already feel the effects of the alcohol already building up.
>You're not drunk after all you can handle your alcohol.
>You back out of the driveway taking out your mailbox while at it and drive down the street to school.
>Honks and swerves are heard as people scream at you.
>"You're driving the wrong way asshole!"
"HEY FUCK YOU IM AN OG."
>You crank up the heavy metal station as you take out mailboxes, trash cans, and the occasional stray animal.
>Your music is then interrupted by static.
>Grumbling to yourself you twist the knob as you start feeling more lightheaded.
>Looking up you notice Canterlot High appearing in your vision.
>You drive onto the lawn as you slam the brakes in the truck barely missing a few students.
"I DESERVE A VIP PARKING SPOT", you shout as you jump out of your truck.
>And by jump I mean tumble and land on your face in the grass.
>Dusting yourself you get up whistling a happy tune and walk into the school ignoring the stares of the students staring at the truck casually parked on their front lawn.
>>26837327
HE LIVES!
>>26837327
>Be walking down Canterlot stumbling against lockers while trying to get to your homeroom.
>"ANON!"
>Oh no here comes the Queen bitch herself, Sunset.
"Yes honey?"
>"Don't honey me! Why do you smell like alcohol and why did you park the truck in front of the school! You could've killed someone!"
"Shame I didn't!"
>You start putting in the combination to your locker as you ignore Sunset freaking out.
>"Anon, I'm supposed to be looking after you!"
"You know what Sunset? I just realized, I remember back in October, Flash parked his Camaro in front of the school also!"
>"That's because he didn't come close to killing a whole group of students while doing it."
>"NOPE, I GET IT NOW SUNSET. YOU ARE A FUCKING RACIST."
>"W-what does race have to do with any of this?"
"ITS ALRIGHT WHEN FLASH PARKS HIS SHITTY CAMARO IN THE FRONT BECAUSE HES FUCKING YELLOW, BUT WHEN I PARK MY TRUCK IN FRONT OF THE SCHOOL ITS WRONG BECAUSE IM FUCKING BLACK!"
>"Anon, you're fucking green?"
>Sunset proceeds to rub her temples in frustration.
>>26837383
Im so happy to see you back
Cant wait for more
Axii and sperg both back on the same day, today was a good day.
>>26837383
>>"Anon, you're fucking green?"
How dare you. How DARE you.
Boop
>>26834726
number eight calling in for kek-duty
>>26837383
Sperg is back m8s
Boop
>>26837327
I legit got an orgasm when I say this.
>>26837383
YES! YES!
>>26810163
bump
>>26837275
greetings my name is Bob
>9
>>26844162
This. The prompt was shit to begin with.
>>26844162
>>26844207
Fun haters. If you don't like it then politely fuck off
>>26844207
>>26844162
>>26844207
>>26844207
>>26844162
samefag detected.
>>26844721
two different computers :^)
>>26844988
dubs confirm that neckbeard anon is using two different computers.
>>26844988
You're dumb as fuck. Some people have a different opinion than you, so they have to be the same person. You are as cancerous and shitty as the stories written in this thread.
>>26845017
top fucking kek.
you cant argue with dubs m8 :^)
>>26845017
And yet your still here.
>>26845035
And yet you cannot spell "you're".
>>26845032
XD
>>26845017
true you cant argue against dubs, m8.
>>26845035
i think he gave up :^). The thread continues.
>>26845063
le ebin dubs meme xDDD
You le can't argyoo bcuz le #'d post happened to have repeatin' digits lol LMAO!! Lowkey I meme xDD
>>26845085
:^)
Thread=derailed
Well done.
>>26845162
It really isn't.
>>26845173
It kinda is.
>>26810511
I'm new to this thread but how about "alone in equestria"?
>>26845192
One is designed to irritate people, and the other is designed to keep the thread alive. Besides, mindless shitposting discourages new people from creating content.
>>26845222
Why would we want new people in a garbage general that is really just a circlejerk over one awful story?
>>26845222
Trips win flawless victory
>>26810163
bump
>>26810163
bump
siniP pmuB
>>26837275
Hey Amon, I'm Oman.
>>26845220
This would be nice, but technically it's both for EQG and main series.
>>26832783
This is probably going to be my most lackluster update so far, so I apologize in advance
>”Jealous rivals spread rumors on the city’s isolation, spouting claims that they intend to bolster their forces in secret and launch a massive campaign to conquer surrounding territory. The terrified regions banded together and launched a counter-campaign in order to protect themselves from the Crystal Empire’s might.”
>This is starting to sound like a
>”It is here where the records are most divided. Some records, more highly regarded by historians, state that the entire kingdom was ransacked, its buildings torn down and most of its civilians slaughtered; others say that when the army arrived the city had already been torn apart by civil war. However, some, more fanciful records state that the Crystal Empire was so immeasurably advanced that they had somehow attained the secrets of magic.”
>Apparently magic really did exist in this world without Equestria
>Considering how much more prominent the empire is then Sombra himself, you wonder why Anon dubbed the story on his name and not the Crystal Empire.
>”Magic? How long ago was this?”
>Anon shrugs.
>”Anywhere between Five hundred to one and a half thousand years, the records are anything but clear in this regard, not that they’re particularly clear on the subject as a whole.”
>Twilight pushes her hand through her hair.
>”A thousand years…”
>One thousand years ago your Sombra disappeared as well.
>Guess you weren’t too far off in assuming they’re pretty similar after all.
>Wish he’d tell the important part already though…
“So what does this record of magic say? And what about Sombra?”
>You immediately regret speaking up again as he glares at you.
>”I was getting to that, would it literally end your existence to harbor some patience? It is a virtue after all.”
>He’s milking this for everything it’s worth.
>It’s like he’s a teacher who has an out for you.
>>26850042
>He glares at you for another moment, then continues.
>”Some records state that when the armies arrived, ready to charge headfirst into battle, they were walled off not by stone, but by an enchanted prismatic barrier that no man not tool could penetrate.”
>A barrier?
>This is sounding closer and closer to home the further it gets.
>”The regions had scouts posted for weeks on end, waiting patiently for some change to occur, whether it be a weaken in the barrier, or any sign of life from within. Instead, at least according to these records, the entire city vanished before their eyes.”
>Vanished?
>Okay this is starting to sound exactly like the Crystal Empire from your world.
>Still doesn’t explain why this is meant to be Sombra’s story though
>”So… what DOES Sombra have to do with this story besides just being the king at the time?”
>You would have expected Anon to show some form of agitation for being questioned again, but he simply turned his head at Twilight for a brief moment before continuing
>Guess it’s not worth getting angry unless it’s at you.
>”Because Sombra is the one who forced the Crystal Empire into isolation to begin with, and he is also the one responsible for the disappearance of the city.”
>Twilight raises an eyebrow.
>”I thought the city disappeared? Who was left who would know that?”
>At least Twilight is asking your questions now so Anon doesn’t get angry at you again.
>”This is perhaps one of the reasons the story is considered myth. Allegedly there was a single survivor who was found exploring the area where the empire once stood. She claimed to have had a close relationship with Sombra, according to her, he was the one responsible for both the empire’s inordinate greatness as well as its eventual fall.”
I finally have some free time tomorrow. I can actually get something done, so don't give up on me yet.
>>26850057
>I finally have some free time tomorrow. I can actually get something done, so don't give up on me yet.
aww yiss
>>26850042
>>This is starting to sound like a
like a what
>>26850057
Lookin forward to more
>>26850387
probably a familiar story
Wait a minute
>"We even had the same hairstyle"
>"You could tie your hair like me"
Was twilight trying to turn sunset into moondancer?
Bimp
bomp
Bep
Bomp
Boop
Where the fuck is everyone, Psi, Sperg, Axii, where are ya guys?
>>26855997
I Killed them
>>26856216
FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
>>26856279
Its ok
They were dddeeelicious
>>26856317
>>26856861
>Amon
You triple nigger!! Why did you try to kill the Zergs!?
Bemp
>>26837383
"Thaaaats fucking raaacist."
>You say slurring your voice as your breath hits Sunset's nose.
>"A-Anon? Why does your breath smell like whiskey?"
>You feel the locker press against your back as she shoves you.
>"What the fuck Anon are you drunk?"
>She pries open your mouth before taking a sniff of your breath.
>"It is whiskey! Anon how much did you drink?!"
"Yes."
>She grabs your arms and proceeds to drag you to her first class.
>Dragging you to the back she forces you to sit down.
>"Anon, you know if Luna finds out your drunk she'll expel you right?"
"I didn't know that Sunset, I thought they were gonna suck my fat enormous cock and give me the key to the city!"
>An impatient cough is heard as you look up and see the whole class staring at you.
>Cheerilee was tapping her foot in annoyance.
>"Umm, he's a little tired."
>Sweet Sunset is vouching for you.
>She rolls her eyes before resuming to teaching.
>Sunset grabs the back of your head before turning you to face her
>"Anon. Please focus."
>This was gonna be a long day.
>>26857286
Poor sunset
I might have lied about killing all of them
>>26858791
Its not nice to lie
>>26857286
Kek
>>26857286
>>"It is whiskey! Anon how much did you drink?!"
>"Yes."
lel
>>26857286
I like this Anon
>>26858791
You fuckin' liar!
>>26810163
Bump for Psi and the others to return.
>>26864775
Bump!
>>26810163
bump
>>26834726
>The bell signaling the end of the day rings.
>Students scramble out of their classrooms to their friends or the buses to take them home.
>You on the other hand are waiting with the rest of your gal pals at the statue in front of the school.
>"How long is he gonna make us wait? Its been like ten minutes already."
"Pipe down Dash, he'll be here."
>"You really think so Darling?"
"Ah got this feeling in my gut that says so."
>Rarity gets another devious grin going.
>"Is it just your gut? Because I think it may be the start of something wonderful."
>She does a spin with sparkles in her eyes as the others giggle.
"Rarity..." you growl.
>"Oh you're no fun."
>"Um... I think they could make a nice couple... though they did only just meet yesterday..."
>You too Fluttershy?
>"I know isn't it exciting!"
>Before you can rebuke their comments, Pinkie Pie hops down from the base of the statue.
>"Oooh look there he is!" she points out.
>Anonymous carefully walks down the front steps of the school.
"Anon this way!" you holler out.
>Hearing your voice, he walks over to your direction.
>"Hello Applejack."
"Howdy, I don't think you've met them yet but this is Fluttershy and Sunset Shimmer."
>"Hi there."
>"Um...hello..."
>He nods in their direction.
>"So where are we going?"
"Pinkie and Dash were thinking of hitting the street fair across town near the beach."
>Pinkie jumps in between you and Dash in excitement, "Oh yeah they just came out with this new ride that Dashy and I wanted to try!"
>"Is that okay Anon?" Sunset asks.
>"Yeah, lead the way."
"We'll be splitting up in cars to get there."
>"Why don't you ride with Fluttershy, Applejack and I, Darling."
>He shrugs, following you to the school parking lot.
>>26867131
YESSS!
>>26867131
>Before he steps onto the asphalt, Fluttershy stops you four.
>"Um... do you need me to guide you Anon? I don't want you to... um... trip. Ifthat'sokaywithyou..."
>"I'll be fin-" he starts to say before being interrupted.
>"Nonsense darling, Applejack be a doll and hold Anon's hand."
"Excuse me?" you say as deadpan as you can muster.
>"I can walk just fi-"
>Grabbing your hand and his, Rarity forces you to hold each other before laughing that weird laugh she has.
>She holds herself in a weird posture with on palm facing away from her cheek.
>"Oh my, holding hands on the first date? Dohohoho"
>Instead though, Anon simply lets go and places his palm on your shoulder.
>He's probably rolling his eyes behind his pitch black sunglasses.
>You know you are.
>"Drat..."
>You stick a tongue out at Rarity who just pouts.
>Turning away from you, Rarity pulls out a set of keys from her handbag and presses a button.
>Two beeps are heard from a deep purple sedan ahead of you.
>"This is my car over here, it's a lovely shade of pearl. Though I think the color is a bit too dominant don't you think?"
>Oh boy, here she goes gushing over her car again.
>"I think it's... nice... Rarity."
>"Thank you Fluttershy, Anon what about you?"
>"I'll take your word for it." he replies.
"Rarity I don't thin-"
>"Oh hush Applejack, I'm asking for Anon's opinion."
>>26867167
>Anon stops just short of the car.
>"Can we just get going?" he asks, trying to ignore the question.
>You can tell he's starting to get frustrated.
>"As a third-party, I must ask you for your unbiased point of view."
>You knew Rarity was a bit out there...
>But damn girl. Her ignorance causes you to facepalm.
>"I think it's a positivly lovely shade. The color really brings out your complexion when you stand next to it."
>Anon's voice is dripping with sarcasm, though Rarity seems to be unable to hear it.
>"Wahaha! I just knew it was the right color to choose from!"
"Um... Rarity?" you say "The boy can't see."
>Rarity stops laughing as the fashionista's face turns beet red.
>You open the car door and let Anon know he can enter.
>Embarrassed, Rarity puts a hand over her shaking head and silently enters the driver's seat.
>You ride next to Anon while Fluttershy grabs shotgun.
>The car pulls out of the school parking lot and heads downtown.
>The atmosphere is a bit tense after the little spat.
>Anon doesn't really talk all that much, not that you're not used to that. Big Macintosh himself is a man of few words.
>But just looking at him, you can tell that he's in deep thought about something.
>May as well break the ice.
"So uh... Anon where'd you get that fancy little necklace?"
>"This?" he asks, tapping the wolf head.
"Yeah, only ever seen one other like it."
>"Really now?"
>For a few moments, he just stays silent. Like reliving a memory.
>"It was given to me by my... uncle. Said to protect me from danger."
>"Um... does it work...?"
>"I like to think it does." he replies. "I'm still alive aren't I?"
>>26867192
>The rest of the car ride is pretty much silent.
>That comment about another medallion similar to yours got you thinking.
>Could there be another Wolf here in Canterlot?
>While curiosity wants to get the better of you, personally you want to get some more info on Sunset. But you can't think of any way to do so without drawing suspicion to yourself.
>[Well that's because you are doing a pathetic job Anonymous. Stop fooling around.]
>"A-anon? Where you from? If you um... don't mind me asking..." Fluttershy asks.
"Lyria." you say without thinking.
>Rarity gasps.
>"Lyria? As in the Kingdom of Lyria and Rivia?"
"Mmmhmm. Moved to Rivia after I was born, mostly raised in Kaedwen though."
>More or less, depending on how you classify being "raised" for a Witcher.
>"Oh darling, you must tell me more about it sometime. I hear their fashion industry is just booming!"
>"So... um... why are you here in Canterlot? Ifyoudon'tmindmeasking..."
"Uncle I mentioned before? Sent me here to look for work."
>[You imbecile. They're getting more information on you than you on them.]
>Crap.
>It takes a moment for you to realize your gaff.
>You don't know many professions that would take a blind man.
>Before you can clarify, Rarity sings out "We're heeeerrreeeee."
>Part of you is relieved. But another is worried that they'll find that part about work suspicious.
>As the car pulls into the parking lot, you notice something in the corner of your eye.
>Applejack tries hard not to, but every few seconds she finds herself looking in your direction.
>Does she suspect something?
>Once you notice that the gaudy colored car has stopped, you unbuckle your seatbelt and begin to exit the vehicle.
>"Anon, you can leave your pack inside my car."
>You hesitate.
>"C'mon, it'll be safe if you leave it under the seats."
>Against your better judgement, you comply.
>Don't want to cause a scene.
>>26867225
>The sunshine puts some heat on your skin as the ocean breeze cools it just as fast.
"Been awhile since I've been so close to the ocean."
>The last time was after The Choice, where you "officially" began your Witcher training.
>You shudder at the memory.
>Contrary to the name, it wasn't much of a choice.
>"C'mon partner, everyones gonna leave you in the dust."
>Pulling your arm, Applejack drags you to the rest of her friends waiting out at the front of the pier.
>"Bout time, Rarity could you drive any slower?" the rainbow haired girl asks.
>"A lady does not speed."
>"Whatever... Me and Pinks are gonna head straight to that new ride. You guys can do whatever you want."
>Waving, the two run off.
>"Well so much for hanging out together." Sunset sighs.
>"Don't worry about them, let's just walk around."
>"Actually Applejack, I wanted to take Sunset and Fluttershy here to the... um colored sand exhibit. Yes that's right."
>Both girls look at each other confused.
>"But Rarity I-"
>"Oh don't worry Fluttershy, it's to die for. I'm sure Applejack and Anonymous here can survive by themselves for the time being."
>You cross your arms.
"Sounds like you just want to get us alone."
>"Yeah."
>Rarity waves you off dismissively, "Nonsense darling. Now we must go before they close!"
>Dragging the pink-haired girl and Sunset with her (against all protest), you're alone with the farm girl.
>You scoff.
"Well, that wasn't strange at all."
>"You said it." Applejack says, scratching the back of her head, "Anything you want to do in particular?"
>...
"This place have any candy apples?"
>>26867246
>"Rarity what are you doing?!" yells Sunset.
>She pulls her arm free from your grip as soon as you managed to disappear behind the crowd.
"Hush, I'm trying to get a good view."
>"Um... Rarity, what are we doing. The colored sand exhibit isn't out until next week..."
>You pull out a pair of binoculars from your bag and try to locate the two lovebirds.
>Well... not lovebirds yet...
>They just don't know it yet.
>"Is this another one of your matchmaker attempts? Because that blind date you set up between me and Sandalwood didn't turn out so well."
"Maybe not, but you didn't see the signs!"
>"What signs?" Sunset asks incredulously.
>You finally locate the two moving towards the concession stands.
>The two seem to be having a nice chat, but you can't tell what they're saying due to the massive amount of people around.
"Shoot, they're getting away. Come girls! Love awaits!"
>Donning a large sunhat and a pair of chic sunglasses to disguise yourself, you zip off after them.
>Sighing in frustration, Sunset just walks after you with Fluttershy in tow.
>"Not as good as a Sweet Apple Acre apple, but it should do." Applejack says handing you a candied confection.
>Handing the man at the stand the appropriate amount of money, you take the apple from the girl and sink your teeth in.
>The sweet sugar coating is almost overwhelming to your senses.
>Ugh, those advertisements weren't kidding when they said the sweetest thing you'll ever taste.
>Applejack notices your face and giggles, "Too sweet?"
>Nodding, you toss the apple into the trash and wipe your mouth with some napkins.
>"Yeah, the apples here aren't naturally sweet, so they add a ton of sugar. Pinkie Pie likes them, though Pinkie eats almost anything."
>Walking a bit you notice that the massive crowd of people.
>Kids with their parents, other high schoolers, young couples.
>Individuals with normal lives. And here you are, a guy who hunts monsters for money.
>>26867192
Love this part.
>>26867265
>You mentally sigh.
>That line of thought only reminded you that currently any plans of getting a firsthand look on Sunset are already shot.
>May as well try to "enjoy" the attractions here.
>Though you're not used to so many people in the same place at once.
>Various smells from the ocean from seaweed that washed up on the sand to the plethora of people having a good time.
>It's all so distracting and throwing most of your senses crazy.
>The screams in the distance from the roller coaster are already putting you on edge.
>Even your "escort" notices how tense you are.
>"C'mon Anon, loosen up. We're here to have fun."
"Sorry, just not used to so many people."
>"Don't worry, as long as yer with me you'll be fine. Hey lookie over, over here are some games I want to try."
>She leads you to a booth when two skinny looking fellows in pinstripe trousers pop up from under the table.
>The wolf medallion shakes a little.
>"Flim, Flam..." she growls
>"Say does the little lady want to try her hand at knocking down the bottles?"
>"I think she does little brother!" the one with the moustache answers, "Well whaddya say girl? Three balls for one dollar!"
>Applejack whispers in your ear, "These two are no good hustlers. Watch out for them."
>"You wound us Applejack, since when have we ever done anything wrong to you."
>Before the girl can speak, they immediately turn their attention to you.
>"Well how about you young man? You willing to try and knock the bottles down?"
>You shake your head and point to your glasses.
"Sorry, I have a condition."
>They both grin, "Well blindness isn't a problem here. In fact we'll give you six balls for a dollar fifty."
>Their attitudes are already starting to grate on you.
>>26867306
>Glancing at the milk bottles, nothing seems off.
>But that's the beauty of it, they don't look off. This game is sure to be rigged in some fashion, they always are.
>"Anon don't get drawn into these two snakes game."
>You raise a hand to stop Applejack.
"Just give me three balls."
>Handing him the dollar from your wallet, he places three balls on a tray in front of you.
>You make to grab one of the balls when abruptly they pull the tray back before you can make contact.
>"Hey!" Applejack calls out.
>"Sorry, just slipped." Flim says with a grin.
>Cheeky fuck.
>Five milk bottles with slightly enlarged rims are stacked on a small stand a couple feet away from you.
>You toss the first ball wide of the bottles and hit the backboard.
>Balls are a little lighter than normal.
>"Oooh sorry, that was a miss."
>Taking a second ball you aim and hit the bottom left bottle with just enough force to knock it down.
>Instead of the obvious clattering of glass, the ball bounces off the bottle as they stay in place.
>Must've glued the bottles to the stand huh? So that's their game.
>Pretty gutsy with that sort of rigging.
>"Hey he hit the bottle! This game is rigged!"
>The two fucks just grin as you pick up your last ball.
>>26867361
"AJ, how close was I?"
>"A bit low and to the left, but you hit it." she grumbles.
>Taking aim, you put more strength into the pitch and throw the ball.
>Like a bullet, the softball shoots through dead center and shatters the tops of the bottom bottles with enough energy to rip the glue off.
>The second row and the top milk bottle topple over and smash into pieces on the ground.
>Applejack, and the two hustlers look at you with gaping jaws.
"I heard shattering did I hit it?" you ask coyly.
>No one speaks.
>"Er... y-yes. Pick a prize." Flam stammers out.
"AJ, you can pick."
>Shaking her head, she realizes you were talking to her.
>Scrunching her nose, she chooses a small orange horse plush with a yellow mane and little cowboy hat like her own.
"Let's go find something else to do."
>Applejack nods, taking you by the arm towards some of the other booths.
>As she leads you away, you look at the two twins arguing with each other over what just happened.
>"Anon that was amazing. Never seen those two scoundrels so caught with their pants down like that."
>Her smile must be infectious, because you can't help but return it.
>Probably the first genuine one in a good while.
"Oh did you see that! He won her a prize."
>You sigh. If only a boy were that dedicated to you.
>"Rarity, why are we following them like this?" asks Sunset as she steps away from the whack-a-mole tent you were using as a hiding spot.
>Another gust of wind from the ocean almost blows your hat off.
"Fluttershy, here hold onto this for me please."
>You take off your beautiful sunhat and place it onto your friends head.
>As much as the sun is killing your fair skin, you absolutely must follow these two without interference.
>Moving a bit forward, you want to get a better view of the promising couple.
>"I wanted to see the petting zoo." Fluttershy mumbles as she takes the hat off.
>"This is stupid, I wanted to come here and have some fun."
>>26867401
"Sunset, darling what are yo-"
>"I'm not going to spend all day watching Applejack and Anon." she says angrily.
>She walks away towards them and calls out, "Anon, Applejack wait up!"
"Sunset no!" you cry out to no avail. "Well, at least you'll help me right Fluttershy?"
>You reach behind you to grab your friend but only grasp air.
"Fluttershy?"
>Turning, you see the pink haired girl is nowhere to be seen.
"Oh poo."
>It seems no one besides you likes to help potential love bloom.
>But Rarity is not one to be-
>Before you know it, a handsome young man walks right by you.
>He wears a very in-season flannel shirt and with denim jeans and his dark hair covers over one of his eyes.
>His gaze looks like it might pierce your very soul.
>Locking eyes with you he gives you a dashing grin.
>He doesn't stop walking, choosing instead to turn and face you while walking backwards.
>Amazingly, he avoids any other people coming the other way.
>...
"Well, I might as well try to find a man for myself."
>Flipping your well-maintained hair to the side, you put on your sexy face and saunter over towards him.
------
A little longer than the past posts to make up for the long wait last week. Hope you Anon's found some enjoyment from this. Knowing there are some who do look forward to this makes it easier to write.
>>26867426
>A little longer than the past posts
And it's glorious.
>>26867426
It is a good thing.
>>26867426
give me more stories oral shoot you
>>26867167
>rarity shipping her friends
i like it
>>26867192
How old is he, exactly?
>>26867426
KILL IT WITH FIRE AND RESCUE THE DUMB FASHIN LOVER!
>>26868055
Young for a Witcher but much older than a highschooler (unless they got held back a few to many times).
>>26868477
...how much older?
We talking thirties or something?
>>26868509
Answer will come in time, don't worry.But you're close.
>>26868526
Damn son.
>>26868477
not as bad as a certain sparkly vamp wannabe.
Boop
>>26867426
>>26873738
bump
>9
>>26867401Is she gonna cuddle that pone plush later?
>>26868526
NEXT UPDATE WHEN
>>26881152
Between her legs.
>>26868526
need more
>>26810163
SCI WHERE ARE YOU BUMP!? EVERYONE ELSE IS HERE!
>10
>>26884453
SCIANON!!!!!!!
Boop
>>26810163
Bump. is sci dead?
>>26889152
Probably busy
>>26889815
Or dead
>>26889152
It's only natural that he'd stop writing a bad story.
>>26890636
>>26890636
Bimp
>>26894286
PLEASE STAY WRITEFAGS!
>>26894306
K.
I Got caught in stuff, and ended up being forced to watch 3 seasons of the Walking Dead.
That and I'm a lazy piece of shit.
Anyways, Ready to deliver.
>>26894376
Eagerly awaiting
>>26894376
WOOOOOOO! Sci disappeared and no ones seen him, the others came back though.
>>26894406
Aye, Sci probably has some shit going on that can't be cured by Kit-Kats, Pringles, and a full day of Netflix.
Give him time.
Quality>Quantity.
>”Is that any way to treat an old friend, Sunshine?”
“I’m not your friend, Dickweasel.”
>Be Anon.
>Counting down the…..70 minutes.
>Every other day, you have to feel the same disgust of being in the same class as this shit.
>Despite your complaints to reschedule.
>Oh well, take the cards life throws at you.
>Ignoring him and his other 7, you silently watch Coach walking down from….whatever it is they do before teaching class.
>You can see that same disgruntled look he has as always.
>The life of a High School Gym Teacher, you suppose.
>That, and you can’t see his eyes.
>Always has a hat on.
>Hell, one time it was a Cooking Pot.
>”Alright, Let's get today over with, Maggots. There’s a Mountain of Paper that I have to put stamps on by next Wednesday, or somebody in Upper Management's going to have my ass.
>Pulling a Clipboard out from...somewhere… He scratches something off of it.
>”Today we....just have some testing. They want to know EXACTLY how many Jumping Jacks you can do in 40 Seconds, and by god, I will tell them! Now move it Ladies!”
>Moving past Coach, who’s now screaming something about Racoons, You fill in with the other students, Preparing for whatever he had in store
>>26894481
>”You call that Running?! I’ve seen legless men run faster than that! I’m looking at you, Sentry!”
>Oh my god this fucking guy-
>You and the other students had Been running back and forth across the Gym for a good 10 minutes now.
>This man would be the death of you.
>Gasping for breath, you glance at the wall mounted clock to the left of the room, noticing that Coach was doing the same.
>”Alright Maggots! Bring it in!”
>The entire gym pulls back from the track, and sits on the bleachers.
>You take the back row, Starting to pull all of your stuff back together.
>”Some Worked hard. Some worked harder than hard. But in my eyes, You all did Equally as Pathetic. In the eyes of Administration however, these Numbers count.”
>The Bell rings, triggering the wave of students leaving the room.
>”I Expect Each and every single one of you back in this room by Monday at 12:30 Sharp! Or I will send your Physical Education grade to your Mothers in a box! Dismissed!”
>Coach marches off into his office, and the rest of your class leaves.
>You try to leave as quietly as possible, but knowing you, that wouldn’t be happening any time soon.
>As soon as you Holster your backpack over your shoulder, Flash speeds over and shoves you to your side.
>”But for real, It’s been too long man...How’ve you been? Still chasin’ after that one Chick like last week? Or ya finally figure out it was a lost cause, and go back to your science shit?”
>>26894498
“We had our last *Chat* Yesterday, You’re bringing up something from years ago, and I’ve been just fine.”
>Bursting past him, you head for the door.
“Now, if you’d excuse me, I Have somewhere to be….”
>But before you could close those last few precious feet, He stands in the doorframe, blocking your path once more.
>”Oh? I’d love to hear ALL about it. After all, ain’t that what friends are for?”
“I’m not your friend. Now get out of my way.”
>”Or what? Gonna call your friends to pull you out of it?”
>He rubs his hand over his chin, as if he was in thought.
>”Oh wait, that’s right! Ya don’t have any!”
>He breaks out into laughter, as you try your best to keep calm.
”Look, I’m sure a person of your….Stature...Has places to be right now. So if you could just go with your little buddies, that would be great.”
>”OH, but Anon....”
>He slowly starts walking closer to you, cracking his knuckles and saying his next lines in a lower, almost growl of a voice.
>”We have so much time to make up for.”
>He raises his fist, but before he could do anything-
>”Flash Sentry, What in the name of cross-dressing one eyed Scotsmen do you think you’re doing!?”
>He froze up, as Coach came from out of the hall, and marched right up to him.
>”I-I was Just-”
>”Don’t you give me excuses! HR Would Have my ass if you even TRIED that violent activity in my Gymnasium without me previously approving!”
>Flash slowly gets backed into the wall, Coach right ontop of him.
>”People like you make me Sick! Big ants Preying on the Little ants! You are a spineless worm! You are a Mistake of nature! YOU are WALKING VOMIT!”
>Not...wanting to see any more, you take the moment to disappear, and head toward the front doors.
>>26894517
>Continue to be Anon.
>Gathering your belongings, finally at the end of the day.
>Long week, saying the least.
>Most of the students had already gone, sprinted off, running to whatever bus it was they had to catch.
>Nothing especially new.
>Still carrying your backpack, you take the next familiar right turn, and as usual, you head for the exit.
>But something a bit out of the ordinary catches your ear.
>”Guys please, I’m expecting somebody at 4, and I Have to make preparations before the-”
>Wait, was that….Twilight?
>”Oh come on...Flash only wants to Talk to ya. Where’s the harm in it?”
>”I Said No!”
>”Well, least we can say we tried it peacefully. Grab her.”
>Alright, that’s enough to get your attention.
>Walking down the stairs in the most Movie-Climatic way you could, you emerge from the dimly lit stairway, your eyes settling upon the scene in front of you.
“I’m going to have to ask you to stop that….”
>5 Minutes Prior, because I can’t do anything right here.
>Be Twilight, heading back to your locker, fresh after the bell.
>Leaving Smith's classroom, you take the moment to plot your next course of action.
>Anon’s small engineering mistake had given you an entirely new road to set yourself down upon.
>Maybe...all he needed was some people of similar tastes, social integration, the willingness to partake in a musical number?
>Yeah scratch that last part.
>Walking down the hallway, you finally come across your locker, spinning the numbers into the right combination, and pulling your things out.
>If you wanted to know Anon on a more personal level, You’d have to meet him at your own pre-set time period, Right?
>Taking your final few steps toward the exit however, a distant “Hey! Twilight!” Catches your attention.
>Turning around you see a group of 3 boys heading your direction.
>Looking at them, you recognize them as Flash’s...Groupies?
>Would that be the proper term?
>>26894542
>Oh well.
“Oh, Uhh...Hello! Could I help you with anything?”
>The taller one of the bunch...Brad? Yeah, that was his name, steps forward, a smile on his face.
>”Yeah, we need you to come with us for a sec. Flash wants to talk to ya.”
“I’m flattered by the offer, but I really have to go, a friend is coming over and I-”
>He chuckles, and looks you dead in the eyes.
>”It wasn’t a request, sweetie.”
>The other two boys step to his sides, the same, near maniacal smile on them.
>Something tells you this wasn’t going to be the most friendly of encounters.
”Guys please, I’m expecting somebody at 4, and I Have to make preparations before the-”
>”Oh come on...Flash only wants to Talk to ya. Where’s the harm in it?”
”I Said No!”
>Brad chuckles, turning to his friends and shrugging.
>”Well, least we can say we tried it peacefully. Grab her.”
>But before you could run, they grabbed both of your arms, pulling you back from your salvation.
>You tried to scream, wave, do something, anything to get away from them.
>But your efforts were in vain.
>Until at least, you heard a voice.
>“I’m going to have to ask you to stop that….”
>>26894554
One off.
>You assailants turn around to the voices source, and to your pleasure, you see Anon, leaning against the wall in the poorly lit left hallway.
>When are they going to fix that bul-
>”This don’t concern you, kid. I’d get out of here before you start something ya can’t finish.”
>Anon continues to walk forward, glancing around, and surveying the room.
>”Oh, but that’s where you’re wrong... see, I’m not a big fan of...whatever it is you’re trying to do here. And by my guess, neither is she.”
>He gestures his hand at you, and stares Brad down.
>”And what exactly do YOU of all people intend to do? Lecture us?”
>Brad says in a heavily sarcastic tone, moving his hands up to his face in mock surprise.
>”Well...Not exactly ME lecturing you...more like….the School Administration?”
>Brad and his buddies look taken aback, as they angrily stare Anon down.
>”Yeah. After the School gets blown up a couple times, they start to think security might be a more serious discussion.”
>Anon paces back and forth, a smile creeping onto his face.
>”And nothing big. Maybe an Officer on campus. hear George is coming next week, actually. Umm, Door locks…”
>He stops dead in his tracks, looking into the upper left corner of the lobby.
>”And right over there..Security Cameras!”
>The room had gone completely silent, save for the sound of Anon’s feet hitting the marble.
>”Now, they don’t usually check them very often, but lets say. I Don’t know. A Student reported something… Out of the usual. They’d have to rollback the tapes and...Well, wouldn’t that be a crummy juncture?”
>You feel the grip on you loosen, and can Almost hear Brad's silent panic.
>”Alright, fine….You win this round, Prick.”
>The grip on you is released, pushing you to the floor, as Brad runs up the right stairway, the others in toe.
>>26894581
5 Pages looked a bit bigger on the Doc...
>”Alright, fine….You win this round, Prick.”
>The grip on you is released, pushing you to the floor, as Brad runs up the right stairway, the others in toe.
>Anon watches them run off, but as soon as they leave eyesight, he was quick to run over to you, extending his hand out.
>You graciously take it, as he pulls you back up.
>”You alright there, Twilight?”
“Other than psychological damage, I’m fine...Thank You.”
>”Oh don’t mention it. After all, I want to keep that A in Conagher's.”
>”So, you said… 22ed Street, right? Go ahead and lead the wa-”
>You rush forward and hug him, stopping him mid-sentence, and from the sound of it, surprising him.
“No, Really...Thank You…”
>”It’s...fine?”
>He Pats you on the back, and begrudgingly returns the hug.
>”I Know you’re all Huggy-Lovey here, but please don’t do that without my consent….”
>You giggle, and mumble out a quiet apology.
“Back onto the topic….Follow me!”
>You push the front doors open, stepping out into the world.
>>26894598
Thats a lot of green man
I love it
>>26894598
HERO OF THE DAY RIGHT HERE! Been waiting for this.
>>26894598
Fucking Fruitanon, I miss ya
>>26894598
Hey it's still a nice sized update, who cares that it looked bigger in the doc
>>26894598
You could say that this green bearsfruit
>>26894643
>>26896805
>>26894808
>>26895817
>>26897307
I Appreciate the positivity guys.
I'll try to satiate the thread until Sci comes back.
Me and Axi, Anyway.
Speaking of Axi, maybe I read his.
>>26898320
Its good, he just needs to post more.
>>26898320
Mabye I Should read his*
Fuck.
>>26895817
Also, I Was known from somewhere? Neat.
>>26894286
>>26894306
Thanks Anon. I will try bringing out Green tomorrow. Right now I'm job hunting since I got out of school.
>>26810163
bump
>>26810163
bump
Golly, this sure is a bump!
>>26898449
Gl man
Hope you find something
pages 8,9, and 10 and most of 7 is empty, anyone know what's up with that?
>>26904180
Dont know but some other threads i was following were just deleted for no reason
>>26904180
they are trying to execute rule 3 on generals or something.
>>26904262
yeah same with me and the scifi thread.
i'm thinking about just giving it a while to calm down.
Yeah I was following like 8 threads, and all of them were just nuked. There is some butthurt janitor goin around.
>>26905475
he left the main G and all the gay stuff plus a few randoms up.
like not EVERYTHING got nuked but a pretty good chunk did and i don't follow any of the porn greentext so yeah.
just let it pass used to happen allot more often desu.
Situation seems to have calmed down a bit
>writing prompts are not wanted anymore
>>26906667
Does that mean that this is one of the last prompt related greens?
>>26906667
It's not that much of a problem, though it'd mean better organisation.
Threads like this one for example could fit in a single humanized genral.
>>26906713
Only issue with that is that no one wants to dig through several greentexts to find the only one they care abouy
>>26906907
This.
Also, writing prompt/greentext bait threads are some of my favorites on here. And it's not like /mlp/ is fast enough so these threads have no place.
Mods are literally McRoonie, go kill yourselves you gigantic faggots.
>>26906907
Besides even if we did that it would probably just lead to a lot more shitposting threads that don't technically break rules.
>>26906667
im pretty sure its not writing prompts as its threads with the cadence picture and twilight with the knife in her chest
