>"Hey Anon! If you beat me in a race, you can do anything you want to me. If you lose you have to have gay sex with Spike."
>>26809433
I'd lose on purpose
>>26809433
Sure thing.
>race starts
>don't move
>get to fuck spike's tight boipussy
>>26809433
Okay one, you know there is no way I could possibly beat you in a race without a major handicap
two, Would sex with spike be pedophilia. I'm all for a good bet, but I'd rather not go to prison over a dumb bet I could never win.
three,>rape
>>26809433
Nah Dash, you are my bro, I would not fuck you dude.
>friendzone Dash
>gets angry
>rapes you
>>26809467
>pedophilia
>mfw
spike is pretty much the same age as twilight, just not a matured dragon
also wouldn't be pedo, more like dragophilia
>>26809433
>ready
>set
>jab to the face
>win
this followed by cuddles
>>26809433
We did this already, Dash, and it ended with me plowing your ass, then finishing in your mouth.
I accept the challenge.
Let the race war begin.
>>26809433
Alright but you will never beat me in my raptor.
>>26809914
Suck it pleb.
>>26810096
This will never not piss me off.
>breaks the sound barrier
>saves the world
>Well, I GUESS we can let you in the Wonderbolts... in the reserves, of course.
>>26810129
I actually almost threw my phone because of that
>>26809433
>"You ready Anon?"
Yeah, hold on.
>You lie down on your back
Okay, I'm ready.
>"Uh..."
>"Anon?"
I said I'm ready. Start the countdown.
>>26810248
Fuck it. 0
>>26809433
If I win, I'm going to make YOU have gay sex with Spike.
>not wanting to fuck spikes sweet baby dragon boipussy
I SHIGGY DIGGY
>>26809433
>>26809446
This.
>>26809433
Can I go fuck Spike now?
