>Be you
>Replace Twilight Sparkle the moment she gets her cutie mark and take over her body
What do/
>>26808704
Masturbate.
>>26808704
>Be you
Who the fuck else would I be, you autist?
>>26808704
Make a little brother homonculus because i need a resilient test subject.
>>26808704
Fuck brother.
>>26808720
Twilight Sparkle?
>>26808720
DIRTY DAN
>>26808704
Wait a minuette, op, I've got an idea.
>When I go to ponyville, I make sure to accidentally bump into whatever 6 ponies I feel like
>They become the new mane 6
>Prophesy says no, but fuck the rules.
>I get to pick the non-sparkle of the mane 6
I would immidiately start practicing battle magic for.. purposes
>>26808704
Zap dragon and Break through a window
Slaneesh be praised
>>26808704
Kick Celestia in a balls.
>>26808704
Fuck brother
>>26808746
Make Shining cock vore you.
>>26808865
Who would make better elements?
>play along with friendship bullshit
>use everything I remember from the show to predict the future, yada yada, play the part
>predict Tirek
>get the alicorn powers of Equestria
>device way to steal Tirek's power-siphoning abilities
>use knowledge of technology in tandem with magic to go Mew Two up in this bitch
>become interdimensional god empress
>impose the lifestyle of sincerity and indulgence upon all sentient things
>>26809967
YES
>>26809967
this but I make nyx canon
Kill myself
>>26810011
You can do that now faggot
>>26810001
Not once has anyone witnessed this truly simple idea of mine without having stroke and pulling the "Edgy" card. I love you, Anon.
>>26808707
You know what they say about the first reply.
>>26810148
It's the most autistic?