How do I tell this faggot that he accidentally put the inferior music horse on his silly toy car?
>>26800202
By playing this - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zZvGGGHekU4 as loudly as you can.
>>26800202
Leave a sticky note
>>26800202
>Posting pone stickers on cars
Just...why
>>26800745
Why not?
>>26800202
Agreed, Loira is clearly a better choice.
>>26800835
i like your taste in waifus
>>26800835
>lyra
despite her name, i cant recall her ever actually playing music.
>>26800202
>Throw brick through window.
>Beat the driver with your retarded inbreed hillbilly strength.
>Go home
>Cook meth and worship Applejack.
>>26800943
xD /b/ your funny
>>26800202
I would love to see the look on some stranger's face when they see a sticky note on the back of their car that says "ur waifu a shit"
>>26800864
Irrelevant. Lyra is best pony and must be posted
>>26800975
>The look of shock.
>The realization they get when it clicks that they are not the only horsefucker in the area.
>>26800202
Pop his tires.
Break open the hood.
Cut the breaks.
Put bleach in the engine.
Fill his wiper fluid with shit.
Break his windows.
Kick his doors in.
Write youre horse a shit in lipstick on the inside on the roof.
>>26801018
>The only rational response a feminist would make.
>>26801018
seconded
>>26800856
>>26800996
This.
>>26800996
>>26801057
That's not how you spell Octavia.
>>26801117
She is best donkey
We have a guy around here who has done the same thing. Of course, he actually has a DJ PON3 licence plate, he aint trying to hide it
>>26801117
British pony a shit who gets raped by Camels and thanks them.
>>26801117
SHIT
PONE
>>26801147
Saw a car that had a Rainbow Dash Christmas ornament hanging on his rear view.
Ran my key across the side of the car on my way into the store.
>>26801165
dick
>>26800202
>worst horse
>on a lesbian limousine
Fitting.
>>26801170
>Not expecting repercussions for revealing your powerlevel.
>>26801117
>>26801138
Not this.
>>26801149
>calling Octavia Shit pone
>with picture of Lyra
>>26801192
>being so assmad about horses you commit a crime
go back to /v/ you tard
>>26801224
ur waifu a shit
>>26801192
You're such a cool dude, bro
>>26801117
Superior horse is superior.
Your waifus a shit.
>>26801236
Not even my waifu. Pic's just fitting because Rarity wants to remove all bad taste, and Lyra is worst taste.
>>26801261
>motherf*cker
>>26801224
The only people who like octavia are fedora tipping neckbeards who only listen to classic music because they think it's more 'cultured' than modern music music and they like to feel superior. Fuck off back to your parent's basement and go back to masturbating while humping your dakimakura, you fat fuck.
>>26801261
>calling other people's waifu Shit
>Blue Cunt
kek
>>26801192
>any pone ornament implies brony
I know at least 2 normie coworkers with pony stuff in their car because their kids/grandkidslove it.
So yes, you're Tumblr tier triggered if you key someone's car just for some irrelevant merch.
>>26801294
I don't even like classical music that much. Octavia is just objectively QTer than Lyra because earth pone master race. It's science.
>>26801294
>he has shit taste in music and waifus
>>26800202
Eh, leave the poor guy alone. His life is already pretty fucked up if he's driving a pt cruiser.
Especially one that was already a trade in long ago from a Ford dealer.
>>26801319
>earth pone master race
see image
>>26801326
Did I say I didn't like classical? Did I say anything about my taste in music? No, so shut the fuck up. you fedora wearing piece of shit. Lyra best.
>>26801337
A Ford dealership in Tennesse no less.
Cum on his door handles.
>>26801294
>>26801319
Both are cuters. Both are great. And all of us are being constantly linked to fedora neckbeards, so cut it.
>>26801351
>Being this aggressive over a cartoon horse.
Lyra isnot real.
>>26801351
Background pony fags are highly autistic, but Lyrafags take it to a new level
>>26801289
It's not swearing if you use an asterisk. Politeness is serious business!
>>26801299
Kinda in character, don't you think?
>>26801312
>>26801235
>Implying crime.
It wasn't even that deep of a scratch.
The car company will pay to get it buffed out.
>>26801358
I would agree with you if you weren't completely fucking wrong. Octavia a shit, and octavia fans are 100% fedora wearers
>>26801388
I bet you're a dashfag
>>26801358
But what's the point of having favorite ponies if we don't angrily yell at wachother about them for no reason?
>>26801400
DAMAGE CONTROL
>>26801402Nah
>>26801400
You're a fucking idiot
>>26801402
>its my opinion so i must be right!
>opinion
The finest autism on /mlp/ shemales and neckbeards.
>>26801400
>it-it's not a crime if they can just buff it out, guize, srsly
>>26801407But you don't have to yell at each other over the two pones I like the most, bughorse excluded.
>>26801400
Jesus Christ just leave.
>>26801407
This man understands. People hold opinions only so they can argue about them.
>>26801165
>>26801400
>christmas ornament
did you ever stop to think maybe that was from his kids? for his kids? even if it was for him, youre the worst form of cowardly scum.
literally kill yourself.
>>26801400
>big enough of a faggot to run a key across someone's car after being triggered by a pony ornament
>too much of a pussy to key it good
Wew, fucking kill yourself
>>26801400
>willful destruction/degradation of someone else's property is not a crime
Are you not old enough to understand the concept of property ownership? Are you 12 years old or something?
>>26801530
his next comment will be, "I was just pretending to be retarded!"
>car thread
>octaviafags, loirafags, and dashfags are the only ones who show up
>it's just shitposting between the three of them
>>26801530
If he's still keying cars, he's probably still in high school
>>26801573
You're acting like you expected something different. Did you think this thread would stay on topic?
>Lyrafags
>Vandalizing cunt
Worst thread currently on /mlp/
>>26801590
>>26794465
Better car thread
>>26801564
I was just pretending to be re--N-NANI???!?
>>26801400
>The car company will pay to get it buffed out.
>the car company
>pay to get it buffed out
That's not how vehicle warranty works, you underage faggot.
>>26801400
Nice damage cuntroll.
Next time, instead of "Oh it's hardly even bad I hardly did anything I did nothing wrong" Like a fucking cunt, try "If anyone doesn't agree with me they can fuck themselves.", people will still hate you, but you wont look like a pussy.
Just be careful not to look edgy, that just makes shit worse.
>>26801703
keying a car will make anyone look like a pussy, regardless of any reason given, unless the actual car owner is there to see it.
>>26800202
Congratulate him on not making it a big version
>>26801870
At least it's a Twingo.
>>26801870
dO YOU KNOW WHO ESLE SAYS
W U B A D U B D U B,
ANON?
>>26801939Your mom 'cause her mouth is full of dick
Who /dbt/ here?
I'm planning on getting a Rainbow Dash cutie mark patch and using it for my motorcycle keys.
>>26801870
>Renault
>cuck
lmao imho Smh Tbh pham
>>26801985
tHAT'S NOT THE PERSON I'M THINKING OF, ANON.
>>26801628
>not a miata
Not good enough, we need perfection, we need the best
>>26800202
I saw a Luna one of those at Hershey Park
>>26804476
>luna and vinyl window stickers
Does anyone that likes to display pone actually have taste?
>>26804564
Yeah Book Hoarse is best hoarse
>Pony lanyard in rear view
>Car gets keyed
>Faggot doesn't even have the balls to do it in front of me
If you're going to be a cuck, please at least do it in a manner I can at least teach you how personal property works when I do the same to your shit
>mfw get called out for lanyard at a later date
>'accidentally' knock over their full grocery cart
>he accidentally put the inferior music horse on his silly toy car
Sounds good enough
>>26800202
I saw a guy that had pony on his license plate
It was on a blue mustang so I figured he was a horsefag
>>26806061
Blue mustang...
>actually called a pony-car.
>try to keep up
>>26800202
>military parking garage
what branch anon?
>>26800202
Then let's see your superior music pone sticker on your vehicle?
A little unrelated
So I always walk past this truck with a 4chan sticker on the way to class, and he always parks in the same spot.
Wat do?
>>26806347
Basic google detective work tells me Fort Rollins, TN is likely. So whatevers there
>>26808180
Write rules 1&2. In your own shit on his rear window. He'll get the message.
>>26808180
Key his truck, obviously
>>26808406
Just make sure tohide like a bitch
>>26800202
nice pic of your car anon
I saw a blue 2015 Mustang with Luna and Celestia plushes in the back window the other day. I wouldn't mind if it had been the 5.0, but it was just a shitty autotragic V6.
>>26808278
>Do not talk about /b/
he said a 4chan sticker, not a /b/ sticker
>>26800202
>To whom it may concern:
>Someone defaced your car with a picture of inferior music horse. I have taken the liberty of covering it with a temporary printout of [OTHER MUSIC HORSE OF CHOICE], but you should really find a more permanent solution when you get the chance.
>Happy to help,
>- a friendly stranger
>>26810874
I'm not mad about those pony decals, I'm just mad about people who abuse decals all over their car in general.
What are you proving by doing that shit?
>>26810985
That they are autistic?
>>26810985
This. Fortunately in the UK that kind of crap isn't the norm, which in turn kind of makes mine stand out a bit.
What cars do you guys drive? Post them if you have pictures.
>>26812201
Post your car?
>>26813051
I have a pony decal on my truck, but I'm too ashamed to post pictures
>>26813051
Jeep grand cherokee, no photos of it, also no retarded stickers of any kind.
>>26813051
My parents gave me their old sportage when I moved out. I'm trying to be respectful and not shit it up with colorful talking ponies since it's still registered in their name
>>26813051
I don't have any pony stickers, but I did have a WAT Racing sticker on my Miata for a while.
>>26813343
Post your miata!
Here's mine. This is when I fist bought it. I want to get Octavia's treble clef on the back or gas cap.
>>26813051
Citroen DS3, no pone stickers though just a couple of club ones.
