"Special Hugs?" Edition
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The original (and recommended but not required) prompt:
>"Uhhh, mmm... Anon? W-what are you doing after school?"
Writefagging, drawfagging, discussion, and other SciTwi-related content are highly encouraged during "down time" (or when the thread begins to slow down due to lack of content). New green, drawings, etc. are highly encouraged during these times
>Anon! I did it! I made a clone of myself!
>Sadly, while I am able to make the clone stable, its heart is so weak that it succumbed in five minutes.
>I'm giving you the clone. Do what you want with her. I'll see if I can improve the living condition of the next one.
Good morning /nst/! I hope you all had a good morning/night c:
Awkwardly enough, I didn't realize that my dump pushed the thread to bump limit!
Well if you don't want to walk through the archives, or if you like reading bins instead, I have a present for you!
It's a bin c: http://pastebin.com/rtxmZtha
Have a good day, and see you Friday... Hopefully
People in this thread are retards for not making another thread.
Remember, not always there will be writefags that will make the new one.
Also good job OP, I really liked that new sperglight chapter... oh wait :^)
>Look at them
>Living life
>Having fun
>They don't understand the suffering you go through
>They don't get what it's like to have to keep therunescapecommunity alive
>This is your burden.
>You suffer this burden alone.
>>26798660
OHHHHHHHHHHHHH
>>26798438
Just read it.
>That cliffhanger
JC, what the fug? Good update, fampai.
>>26798438
Good stuff, JC, it seems that shit is about to hit the fan.
>>26797896
Would someone please explain this pairing?
>>26799399
It needs to be explained?
>>26797896
That image makes it look like Sunset is jerking Twilight off
>>26799456
https://youtu.be/R5SRqVSwv9E
>>26798939
>>26799294
I'm glad you like it, nonnies c:
>>26799935
>those hands
https://youtu.be/ZOqNRGhlH-4
>>26800213
>you will never convine twi to go to the beach
>she will never try to hide her body so
>you will never get her out of the car
>she will never be amazingly beautiful
>>26797896
Why the hell do you people post pony EqG Twi as the header for SciTwi threads? She's NOT SciTwi and they're not interchangable.
>>26800606
newfags
>>26800606
because I wanted to use the "Hug" picture as the OP and I am pretty sure that there isn't a "hug" for scitwiand besides even if they aren't interchangeable they look very close to each other
>>26797896
>sunset will never touch you and make you feel better
>>26797896
Kay so this has been bothering me for a while
Where the fuck does Scilight come from? I mean Twilight + Sci ... ?
I guess what I'm saying here is I just don't get the portmanteau
Anyone care to elaborate?
>>26802044
when RR came out there was the human twilight that was first shown in a lab coat
people were calling her scitwi or scilight because she is a twilight who is a scientist
that and the whole magic vs science thing
>>26803077
>she will never accidently show her panties at you
>>26803361
>"I can love Sunset more than you"
Hi, nst. Have a short one-shot, fueled by beer and sads.I just watched Interstellar for the first time and I'm fucking sad as shit.
>Sunset checks her journal again, before sighing.
"Sigh... Still no reply."
>She walks over to the enigmatic horse statue.
>How convenient, she muses, that a portal to a land full of horses — her kind — is somehow placed under a statue shaped like a horse.
>The only link to her home, and to her beloved mentor.
>And to her dearest... friend.
>Twilight.
"Maybe there's another way I could reach her—"
>Sunset reaches over, palming at the portal.
>A numbing dullness washes over her as the fiery magic within drains out of her.
"H-hey! Let go!"
>>26804439
>Sunset jolts up in her bed, tangled in faded and musky blankets.
>Cold sweat runs down her back as a thunder belatedly rattles her bedroom window.
>She shivers.
>A muffled shout mumbles through the thin drywall.
>"[Fucking keep it down, lady! It's four in the morning!]"
>Sunset rubs at her throat, trying to vocalize something.
"Ahh— *cough cough*!"
>She must've screamed in her sleep.
>With all the enthusiasm of a limp worm, Sunset lets herself tumble backwards onto her pillow.
>The mattress pops and buckles underneath her in protest.
>She idly tugs at a strand of her red-and-gold hair.
>It's been ages since the portal to Equestria closed up.
>And yet, even after all these years, the nightmares refuse to stop.
>>26804487
>"Oh, you're wrong."
>Midnight Sparkle flashes a wolfish grin at Sunset.
>It makes her feel beyond uncomfortable to see Twilight like this, even if she's a doppelganger of her beloved lavender princess.
>"—Unlike you, I CAN have everything I want!"
>Tears begin to well in Sunset's eyes.
>Even behind the warm and blurred lens, Sunset can tell what Midnight Sparkle is doing.
>The portal magic.
>That cursed nerd somehow figured out a way to harness the interdimensional portal—
>"Sunny, WATCH OUT!"
>A mass of rainbow blur shoves Sunset out of the way as a beam of turquoise magic strikes the ground beneath her.
"No, you can't."
>Sunset finds herself monologuing, holding a purple clamshell device above her head.
"Even with all that magic and power, you'll still be alone!"
>The demon growls, sending frightening chills down Sunset's veins.
>This is it.
>Something deep inside her knows.
>She can save this world, but she'd have to expend all of the portal magic to do it.
>She'd never see Equestria again. Or her mentor.
>Or Twilight.
>The monthly catch-ups with the Princess of Friendship.
>The way she'd complain about her duties as a princess, resting her head on Sunset's lap.
>The way she'd giggle at the new human jokes they'd share.
>The warm, nervous grip of her gentle lavender hand.
>Her thumb brushing lovingly at the back of Sunset's ears.
>Sunset clenches her eyes shut, letting loose a scalding flood of tears down her cheek.
>Her dearest Twilight.
>Farewell, she whispers to herself.
"True magic comes from—"
>>26804516
>Lightning. Then, thunder.
>A pair of cyan eyes dart about the messy bedroom.
>Sunset crawls out of bed, ignoring the frigid cold and the piles of papers.
>Without even bothering to step out of her underwear, she jumps into the shower.
>Crank the blue-labeled knob, and she's blasting herself with freezing water.
>Her chest heaves with surprised breaths as icy water runs down her hair and onto her starved body.
>Gradually, her labored breaths morph into wracking sobs.
"T-Twilight..."
>The red-gold haired damsel collapses onto the tiled floor, clawing at her face.
>She recites her beloved's name like a broken record, her shoulders shaking with sorrow.
>>26804554
"T-Take my hand, Twilight."
>Sunset is practically begging.
>A broken and bleeding body of Midnight Sparkle writhes in her arms, defiant to the end.
"L-Let me show you there's another way! Yes! Just like someone once did for me."
>The tears threaten to blur her vision again.
"P-please. I can heal you with what little friendship magic I have left, but I can't do it if you aren't willing to accept me into your heart..."
>Midnight glares at Sunset.
"I beg you, Twi. Please. I don't want to lose you like this."
>The not-Twilight opens her mouth, her voice gurgling with blood.
>"S-screw you, Sunny! There's m-m-m-more magic there, and I need it to—"
>Midnight Sparkle coughs, splattering Sunset's tear-soaked face with droplets of blood.
>"—I need it to repair my body. This wretched meat prison. I-I—"
>The lavender villain goes limp.
>>26804562
>"Miss Shimmer, are you listening to me?"
>Sunset jolts upright.
"S-sorry, Miss Harshwhinny. I was distracted—"
>The dark-beige supervisor scowls.
>"Miss Shimmer, diminished performance alone isn't what brings you here to my office. The fact that you are constantly distracted in every sense of the word, however, is."
>Sunset gulps.
>With her magic gone and no sane research institution willing to back her half-deranged theory about magical portals, serving tables is her only source of income.
>Harshwhinny pushes an already filled-out form to Sunset.
>"I'm terminating your employment effective immediately. Please sign here, and here, and—"
>>26804580
Why would you do this to me
>>26804580
>A mass of red-gold hair sprawls itself out on the workbench.
>Though she's loathe to admit it, she's sobbing for the second time today.
>She misses Equestria.
>She misses Celestia. Luna. Her childhood friends. Her parents.
>She misses Twilight.
>With a sudden burst of rage, Sunset sweeps most of the half-finished devices and parts off of her workbench.
>She quietly curses herself for running to this world to begin with.
>She curses Celestia.
>She curses Twilight.
>She curses herself for missing Twilight so much.
>Against the more rational part of her brain, Sunset pulls out the aging and twisted tome.
>It aged horribly once the magical connection was severed forever.
>The bindings warped and creaked as parchments within shriveled out of shape, tugging against stitchings and staples.
>Sunset turns to the page she hates the most.
Dearest Sunset,
What is going on? Are you alright? The guards just informed me that the portal exploded inexplicably, probably from some sort of magical feedback.
Please tell me you're okay. Are you hurt? Pleasepleaseplease write me soon.
I love y—
>Sunset marveled at how neatly the Princess of Friendship had written the message, despite the urgency.
>It reeked of someone who wrote for a living — someone used to writing countless royal missives and research papers.
>And love letters.
>Sunset stroke each letter as though they were Twilight herself.
"I love you too, Twilight."
>Her whisper is barely audible, even to herself.
>>26804624
And that's it.
Nothing against Sunset, she's my favorite pone second only to Appul. I just have a perverse affinity for sad stories.
Thanks for reading, /nst/.
>>26804731
that was pretty goodalso I have seen that shakespeare picture before on this thread but I cant remember where it came from
have you wrote anything here before?
>>26804800
I used to, occasionally.
http://pastebin.com/ZFraieBJ
>>26804850pretty good I would like to see moreeven though there isnt really more for this story
>>26805406forgot that I need to write a magic twi story
>>26804731
Thanks for posting, BE
It hurt, but I liked it
>>26806086
>you will never teach twilight guitar
it hurts to live
>>26804850
That trip gave me a feeling of deja-vu.
How have you been doing, nh?
>>26797896
I'm gonna need some sauce on that picture, friendo.
F-for science, of course.
>>26806471
>>26806868
dont know the exact source and I can only guess the artist
this picture was taken from a college that someone posted on this thread
when I asked if the artist wasbaekgupthey said they didnt know
and reverse image searching didnt give me results
>"N-no, Anon, it's nothing. I'm r-really o-okay."
>>26807721
>waifu abuse
get out
>>26804731
>sad dykeshit
have you been taking writing advice from Eqgwf too or something?
there's way too much sad shit in this thread.
>>26808116
>not liking waifu abuse
fuck rite off you disgusting pleb
>>26809155
Abuse is only for the illegal ahhimigrants
>>26808116
>he doesn't want become a white knight and rescue his waifu
What a pleb.
>>26809155
>>26809606
>wanting your waifu to be beaten up just so you can swoop in and take advantage of her
>>26809155
>>26809606
I want to protect her from you
>>26809982
>>26809606
>>26810193
Waifu abuse is utterly amazing because it tugs your heartstrings like nothing else.
it's like the heroin of fanfiction/art
>>26810546
It's also edgy and sadistic
>>26810555
this
abuse anon confirmed edgy
>>26810546
Ma nigga.
>>26809982
>not wanting this amazing superior gentleman feels when you rehabilitate a broken person
Do you even lift fedora, bro?
>>26807721
>her atheistic family found out she's a closet Christian
>her atheist friends don't care
>atheists gonna apostate
>>26810819
>helping someone just so you can score some pussy
You don't deserve to have a waifu
>>26810894
Not for pussy. For loyal and grateful waifu.That's why I liked the first Traplight story, tbqh.
>>26810984
either way you are a bad person
>>26811047
Nah, I would be a bad person if I was that one who beat her.
>>26811292
Honestly tho famalam, taking advantage of someones misery is also pretty evil
>>26811321
>helping someone is taking advantage
>>26811339
the way you fram it it kinda is
you wish misery on someone so that you can use that for your own gain
thats p evil
>>26811356
not him
and we're on a image board, what do you expect?I'd love a waifu to read the bible with
>>26811408
I'd love a waifu to criticize the bible with
>>26811408I'd love a waifu to go to church Sundays with
>>26811521
now anon don't shitpost
>>26811566
>>26811521
Me too anon, me too
stop with this religion shitposting
i'm sure theres a better place for this if you are doing it unironically
>>26811589
Nice shop!
>>26811356
No, I wish misery to someone so I can help. I just like white knight faggotory, helping and shit.
>>26811828
That's the same thing you fagtron
You want someone to get hurt solely because you want to have the satisfaction of helping them and to be rewarded with their love as though you're entitled to it
You're fucking garbage, Anon
GARBAGE
>>26811878
He just wants to be liked, Anon.
>>26811828
you're just using semantics to justify being a shitty human
How's everybody doing here, today?
This is an idea I had. I don't know what'll come of it.Be afraid.
>Okay, sure, maybe you expected a little *too* much out of high school
>But the after-school specials always made it seem so... exciting!
>There were supposed to be awesome parties, and antics, and hot boys who would take your glasses off so the world could see the "real" you
>Not... this
>You are Twilight Sparkle, and you sit by yourself, at your usual lunch table, in the most remote and dingy corner of the cafeteria
>The air around you buzzes with conversation, but none of it is aimed your way
>Man, this sucks
>At least in middle school you had Trixie as a friend
>And even if she was almost painfully autistic at times, at least she was *someone*
>At least you didn't have to eat alone every day...
>You look up from your peanut-butter sandwich, scanning the cafeteria in the vain hopes of finding someone else sitting alone, someone you could talk to...
>You blink, taken aback, when you see a vaguely-familiar boy also by himself, sitting near the door
>He looks so lonely...
>Just like you!
>With shaking hands, you stuff what remains of your meal into your Power Ponies™ lunchbox, get up from your table, and walk towards him
>His name is... Anonymous, you think?
>Something like that
>You remember that he's in your Intro to Complex Analysis class
>He must like math too!
>This is perfect!
>A hard lump of nervousness forms in your throat as you get nearer, and you try to think of what to say
>Just start off with something simple, right?
>Just a regular "Hey Anon, are you doing anything after school?"
>Wait, can you call him Anon?
>Should you use his full name?
>Maybe you should ask him to do something specific with you?
>Yeah, that'd probably work better
>"Um... can I help you?"
"H-huh?"
>"You've staring at me for like two minutes. Is something wrong?"
>>26812046
i'm trying to write a story for here aboutmagic and spells that sunset and twilight learn to use
so pretty good
>>26812071
"N-no! N-n-nothing wrong! Just, um... uh..."
>Shit, what were you going to say?
"So, um... after school, are y-you... do you kn-know what... after school..."
>Anon raises an eyebrow
>From somewhere behind you, you hear girls snickering
>Immediately, a frigid sweat begins to form on the back of your neck
>"After school? What about after school?"
"I... uh..."
>Shit, this is bad
>Just talking about something, dammit
"D-d-do you like my lunchbox?"
>You hold up the purple plastic box, emblazoned with the Power Ponies team in their signature battle poses
>The laughter behind you gets louder
>You hear a voice whisper:
>"Is she going to show him her action figures next?"
>You feel tears beginning to well in your eyes
>Anon glances around him, before giving you an awkward smile
>"It's, um... great?"
"Th-thanks! Uh... so, after s-school... maybe w-w-we could..."
>"Oh my God, is she trying to ask him out?"
>"What a weirdo!"
>Your voice cracks
"M-maybe we could..."
>A single tear drops down your cheek
>"Holy shit, she's crying!"
>"Is she ten?"
>"Embarrassing..."
"M-maybe... w-w-we... never mind..."
>Covering your face with your lunchbox, you sprint out of the room
>>26812082
I look forward to seeing the content. Thanks, anon.
>>26812071
>green with Anon
>>26812108
>>26811878
>>26811929
Woah nelly, you take it too close.
I love dark greens because it makes me feel something, and after all suffering it makes happy end even more joyful.
>>26812108
Anon, you little twat, do something.
>>26812108
>So, you're not exactly a stranger to crying in school
>In fact, next to studying physics, playing piano, obsessing over model robots, and writing questionable yaoi fanfiction, it's probably your biggest hobby
>You run to the maintenance ladder, hoping to get up to the roof without anyone seeing you, but find it taped off
>So you turn and sprint to the basement, your eyes blurry and your nose running down your face
>Crystal Prep's basement is a virtual labyrinth of tunnels, almost all of it poorly lit
>So much of the school's budget goes into embellishing the main levels, that the lower regions get neglected to the point of being actively frightening
>You head into the darkest, most remote corner you can find, collapse against the wall, and cry
>Your sobs seem to echo through the entirety of the basement, but you don't care
>There's no reason for anyone to be down here
>You're alone
>Just like always...
>"Something wrong?"
>The voice is mellow, rich, and as dark as your surroundings
>And while it's kept barely above a whisper, the suddenness of the stranger's appearance is more than enough to startle you
"Gah!"
>You scoot away from the newcomer, backing against the wall
"S-sorry! I kn-kn-kn-know I shoudn't be down here, b-b-b-but..."
>The stranger laughs, stepping into the dim basement light
>"Hey, chill. I'm not here to bust you."
>You fall silent, stunned
>The girl before you is enchantingly pretty, and carries herself with undeniable, somber poise
>But the punk getup adds a subtle, threatening layer to
>"So what's wrong?"
"It's n-n-nothing..."
>"People don't cry in the basement over nothing."
>She sits next to you, laying a hand on your shoulder
>Something about her touch is strangely calming
"Th-th-there was this b-b-boy I was t-t-trying to talk to, b-but..."
>"He wasn't interested?"
"Y-yeah..."
>You explain the scene in the lunchroom, occasionally pausing to sniffle
>>26812226
For fuck sake, it better not be another dyke green.
>>26812277
>he doesn't enjoy dykeshit
>in a dykeshit general
fingerbang is the straightshit counterpart of this thread f.a.m.
>>26812277
Not every story with two females interacting is immediately a dyke story, senpai.
>>26812226
>The girl regards you with calm, piercing sapphire eyes, drinking in every detail of your story
>Well, calling it a "story" is a bit of a stretch
>More like a disaster report
>"I'm sorry you had to go through this, Twilight."
"Y-yeah... thanks..."
>You wipe your nose with the back of your hand
"Wait... how'd you know my name?"
>The girl smiles, patting your shoulder
>"I know everyone here. Or, at least, I try to. I've seen how Sugarcoat and the others treat you. And, honestly, it makes me sick. You deserve better."
"I kn-know... if they'd just s-stop pushing me around, I c-could... I could actually make friends. I know I could have t-talked to Anon if they hadn't..."
>"If they hadn't tried so hard to ruin your chances?"
"Yeah..."
>"They don't respect you, that much is clear."
"N-not at all... all they ever d-do is laugh at me..."
>"Well, what if I told you I could make sure no one ever laughs at you again?"
"What? Are you s-serious?"
>"Completely. I mean, look at me. Do you think anyone ever laughs at me?"
"N-no... probably not..."
>"Exactly. That's because I know something you don't."
"And what's that?"
>"I'll show you. But not here. You know the club down off eleventh street? The one named after The Clash?"
"No..."
>"Well, you can find it. I'm going to be there this Friday night. Big show. You should come out."
"I dunno... I feel like I wouldn't fit in..."
>"See? That's your problem. When you're like me, you learn to fit in anywhere."
>The mysterious girl gets up, seeming to glide away from you on silent footsteps
>>26812342
>dykeshit general
if it was dykeshit general it would be named dykeshit general, you dyke-loving shit
this is a scilight thread, you homo
>>26812342
Even original prompt refutes you.
>>26812375
"W-wait! Are you s-sure it's okay if I go? I mean..."
>She smiles, eyes seeming to glow even in the dim light
>"Of course it's okay. I'll see you on Friday, alright?"
"R-right! And, um... what's your name?"
>"Oh... you'll figure out soon enough."
>And on that note, she disappears back into the shadows
>You keep to yourself for the rest of the week, hoping that everyone will have forgotten the incident in the cafeteria
>It... doesn't work so well
>Sugarcoat seems to have some bizarre precognitive abilities in finding you; any time you think you've finally found somewhere to be alone, she pops out of nowhere, just in time to torment you
>"Hey, Twilight. Do those panties match your lunchbox?"
>She flips your skirt up, and you yelp in embarrassment
>Mostly because, well... your panties do match the lunchbox
>The only upside is that Sugarcoat begins laughing so hard she physically can't chase you down, and you disappear into your next class
>Which just happens to be the one with Anon
>Great
>You hide in the back, praying he won't notice you're there
>As soon as class ends, the other kids get up to leave, but you and Anon stick around
>Ms. Harshwhinny gathers her things, casting a strange glance over at you
>"Ms. Sparkle? Everything alright?"
"Y-yes ma'am..."
>"Well, you'd better hurry along if you want to get to your next class. Being late would be extremely... poor form."
"Right..."
>As soon as she leaves, Anon turns around, staring down the row of seats at you
>"Hey, Twi?"
"Y-yeah?"
>"Are you alright?"
"Yeah..."
>"You sure? I heard Sugarcoat's been... not so nice to you, lately."
"It's fine."
>You clench your fingers around your thighs, trying to keep your voice steady
>If you cry in front of him again...
>>26812933
Trixie is pretty cute
JAFF MENGO
WHERE IS THE SPACE TWIXIE DYKESHIT
>>26813174
>WHERE IS THE SPACE TWIXIE DYKESHIT
in space
>>26813174
seconding precisely this
less boring dykeshit and more space dykeshit
I want to see Twilight and Sunset get schwifty.
>>26813520
GET SCHWIFTY
>>26813733
>you will never go on space adventures with twilight
>>26813520
I want to see a Scilight playing a night elf warrior in WoW
I need one ofDot's stories
>>26812628
Go on
>>26812628
more?
>>26812628
more
>>26814928
>>26815137
>>26815142
>>26815423
Not sure if this is samefagging or not, but I appreciate the thought. Will have more out later tonight or tomorrow.
Tell me what you would like in life.
Money? Fame? Tell me... and we can talk about it
>>26815869
I want you twilight
>>26815612
Not samefagging, at least not on my part.
>>26815612
for me it's just one (you)
>>26816644
you will never become midnight'spet
>>26817428
everytime I click on this without thinking my browser freezes
>>26817271
>Midnight Sparkle keeping all of the Anons from /nst/ locked away in her dungeon
>She checks up on them every once and a while between sessions of her research
>Most of the time, though, she just sends her personal slut down to feed them and do maintenance on their bindings andcock milkers
>>26817631
lewd
>>26817631
Who is the slut?
>>26818351
Twi's spaghetti
>>26817428
Well done, anon.
>>26818589
I want to create a sperg sheghetti storm
>>26817594
>tfw my ten years old laptop toaster displays it with no problem
I've never understood how that happens to people.
>>26818126Princess Twilight
>>26820514
>princess twilight
This
>>26820946
I want a story where everyone is madly in love with twilight but she doesn't want to be in a relationship with any of them
not because she isnt a lesbian or anything but because she just doesnt want to be in a relationship
what does twilight do during spring break?study?
>>26821726
obviously
>>26821726
have hot teenage sex with her boyfriend
>>26821783
>Twilight
>boyfriend
>>26821800
>cute girl in highschool
>not having a boyfriend
>>26821813
>>cute girl in highschool
>>not having a boyfriend
cute is relative
in eqg land twilight is ugly
>>26821813
>not watching the movie
>>26821813
>being cute means she has no trouble finding a boyfriend
There are usually differences between what you find attractive and what anyone else does.
>>26821821
>>26821826
>>26821886
>all this denial
>>26821941
I want to be twilight's first boyfriend
>>26822100
>boyfriend
>straight twilight
Please, this isn't even /nst/, it's /u/.
>>26822131
I want to be Sunset and Twilight's fwb
>>26822148
"Anon you know they are only using you because they cant find a good enough strapon"
>>26822328At least someone will be using me and I won't be all alone
>>26822328
>you mumble
>"What was that?"
>"Corrective rape," you whisper
>>26822366
they are still trying strapons
twilight is so desperate that she is calculating the best strapon shape and size
>>26822328
>they call you everytime they want to have a good session
>usually only sunset allows you to touch her
>it's ok, at least you're not alone
>you penetrate her while she licks twilight
>they both finish before you do, and collapse together on the bed whispering to each other and laughing
>you ask twilight if maybe she needs anything else
>"she's fine. stop being so pushy anon"
>you go home and finish the job yourself
>it's ok, it's still better than nothing
>>26822328
>>26822557
this is some cuck shit
>>26822557
I'd say this is pathetic, but I'm pretty sure this whole general would be fully accepting of that situation.
>>26822557
This is too realistic
>>26822570it's true
>>26822557
dykeshit is objectively shit, but this is maybe worse
>>26822570
I'd not.
>>26822570
I wouldnt either
>>26822803
>>26822994
It's not nice to lie
If it were between that and not having any Twilight at all and dying alone like the losers that you are you would absolutely take it
It doesn't matter if she'll never love you like she does her Sunny because you'll at least be an instrument to further their love and bring her pleasure
>>26823274
I'm not really a loser tho, but whatever floats your boat.
>>26823274
Some of us actually have self respect, anon.
And I'd tell them to fuck right off with a smile on my face.
>>26823274
or we could just reject them and still be friends
>>26823274
you will never amount to anything with that mentality in life
>>26823807
Hardly anyone will
We live in a society where the ones who succeed are handed things based upon who their parents are, the people that they know, and how well they can fuck others over
You can work as hard as you possibly could, but you'll always be kept within your own shitty social class by the pigs who run the world's economy and intend to hold their positions
It's pointless to strive for greatness because you'll never attain it through conventional means
You must accept this fact of life and humble yourself if you are to ever gain anything resembling true happiness and not just an illusion created by your rejection of reality
>>26823892
that's the stupidest shit I've heard in a LONG time. did you metaphorically eat all the shit the modern media is spouting? just because sometimes you gotta work so your descendants have it better doesn't mean your life is bad. just make it better for those who come after you.
modernists.
>>26824025
>just make it better for those who come after you
Except they won't have it better because they'll be born into the same class you're in and can't escape from it
Everything you believe about what the capitalists love to call "the American dream" is bullshit perpetuated by those who regulate and control the system
>>26824098
that's called a caste
and yes, capitalism in itself is fallacious, even if it suits the human nature "well enough"
but what you're postulating here is outright defeatism. which isn't good for mental health. think about it that way: you make something great, earn lots of money, better the world by just a bit, and your descendants have it better. the rich got the money from somewhere, not necessarily by stealing.
the ancient Romans had a figure of speech - a hard life is a good life. that's what's putting us apart from the animals: we plan for generation we will never fathom to see
>>26822557I would accept this.
>>26824098
>Except they won't have it better because they'll be born into the same class you're in and can't escape from it
what the fuck
pretty much all of my grandparents and ancestors were farmers
my parents became academics
im an academic
of course you can escape your "class", only losers let arbitrary definitions keep them dowm
>>26824098
Let me give an example: I'm an orphan who studying right now. Sure, it sucks not to have had parent for almost as long as you can remember, but in the end good marks and a little student loan will make it all good. Everything I am now is what I achieved. Alone.I wish I could find a wife despite my love for alcohol.
>>26824171
But why intentionally lie to yourself in such a way when you could accept the truth?
That seems much worse in general than risking a little bit of pessimism
>>26824228
Anon, in these days everyone is expected to be an academic
This is an age of information where industry is being phased out
You're in the same position that your grandparents were in during their time because the standards have increased
>>26824477
but thats literally
literally
wrong
>>26824477
accepting the fact that you weren't born as a millionaire doesn't contradict reworking your life in a manner that your children or grandschildren will have it better
if there was a war we, our children or their childen should take up, I'd rather have it to be me than them
and exactly because of this mentality we inherited civilization, and this is what the indoctrinated want to turn on us; our heirlooms are made into "privileges"
I'm proud of a hard life
>>26824539
But it's not, though
We've reached the point where countries are deindustrializing and relying on others for manufacturing through outsourcing
There is immense growth and profit to be made now in jobs that revolve around the transmission of information rather than manual labor, and because of this fact, higher-level education is certainly required if you are to attain an ideal amount of wealth
This isn't the 1950s anymore, it's 2016:^)
>>26824581
Your children will undoubtedly have a life similar to yours, though
Maybe they won't have to work as hard manually, but if they are to maintain their position they'll have to put in the same amount of effort into their craft and they will always be stuck running in place on the treadmill that the capitalist pigs place them on
Any differences that you could see between yourself and them would merely be thanks to advancements in technology, which capitalists exploit happily
>>26824732
this is some retarded level of /leftypol/ defeatism, i'll give you the benefit of the doubt by assuming youre just trolling
>>26824732
capitalism gives the chance that sometime one of us has the chance, even an improbable one, to make something noteworthy, be it becoming rich (Rowling), insanely useful (Tesla), or both (Gates)
what you display may be some kind of depression, but I've just started studying that, so ask someone who did it throughoutly
and no, I'm not telling you off as mentally ill because of your opinion
please go to /pol/ or somewhere else to discuss whatever you are discussing
>>26824807
Last time someone said that I went to your mother
>>26824807
but then he would have to be confronted with people argumenting against his reasons for never trying to be good at anything
>>26824846
this is a board about ponies and eqg
this is a thread in this board about human twilight sparkle
at this point it is so unrelated it is just shitposting
>>26824866
Helping people out of depression isn't shitposting.
This is shitposting!
>we should make mlp a red board
>no hooves is acceptable
>Hitler did nothing wrong
>Christian dark ages
>religion of peace
>I enjoy watching my gf/wife/waifu having sex with strangers
What would Twilight's ideals surrounding economics be?
Considering that she wants to study and learn about magic it wouldn't be too out there to imagine that she would want to use it to make some sort of product or advancement in technology.
>>26824928
>get scholarship
>get job
>get grant for job
>science
>>26824928
>"yeah...stroke that phallic rod of sexual splendor...what I wouldn't give to suckle all of that gooey magic..."
>SCHLICK SCHLICK SCHLICK SQUELCH QUEEF
>>26824928
who the hell cares
![YP-1TV-EQGFG-Spazz.mkv_snapshot_00.43.15_[2016.03.21_19.04.04].png](https://i.imgur.com/nO03nsp.jpg "YP-1TV-EQGFG-Spazz.mkv_snapshot_00.43.15_[2016.03.21_19.04.04].png")
>>26824995
People who want to marry and spend the rest of their lives with her?
>>26824928
Maybe we should discuss this?
>>26825020
yeah i guess, thank god im not one of them
>>26824928
something scientifically reasonable
better, fitting the social ideals
according to human nature, we can unanimously reject communism
and if we regard socialism, we must make seemingly eclectic but practically necessary additions
capitalism is fallacious, just a lot less than communism
it should be something that would drive scientific progress, so neither capitalism nor socialism as it was in Austria-Hungary?
>>26825066
you fail at waifuism class
>>26825066
Why are you here?
>>26825079
wrong
my waifu just isnt redditlight
>>26824922
Hitler, from his point of view, did nothing wrong.
Every board on 4chan should be NSFW, because 4chan in itself is not safe for work, "Please, baws don't fire me, I was just cheking a blue board on the chans :^)"
>>26825091
then why are you here
>>26825088
>>26825099
i still like the stories
my waifu is in a good part of the stories as well so theres that
>>26825091
>Redditlight
Wew lad, it was about time for the /v/irgins to come here.
>>26825092
>his point of view
moral relativism leads to depression
not kidding, look it up
it's retarded and fallacious as hell, throwing out millenia of philosophy and logic
>>26825091
For all we know she could just as well hate Reddit as ardently as I do. They're anti-science hacks, as it's evidently the case.
>>26825092
you shit don't know the differene between nsfw pictures and not polit correct discussions?
>>26825151
>it's retarded and fallacious as hell, throwing out millenia of philosophy and logic
Because all of that philosophy and logic is worthless
Morality has no strong foundation nor is it absolute
https://youtu.be/BQhwTg9sg7w
Why did Twilight try to hide her research on magic during friendship games
even at the beginning when Sunset asked what she was doing, then Twilight ran onto the bus
Way to go nightly pollight thread. You are the new NTT
>>26825346
I don't know; that really pissed me off
It was obvious that Sunset knew what Twilight was doing and was trying to get her attention, but she always ran away from her for no raisin instead of just talking things out with her
>>26825162
science is shit tho so i guess reddit has a point rhere
>>26825405
I guess you live in Nepal and eat only rice, right? Now trow the comunity computer out of the window, it's a instrument that can be used for science and that is shit.
>>26825637
good strawman
>post a little cucking green. leave to do stuff
>come back to a politics discussion
Well, I think it's more interesting than just images bumps all day, unrelated as it may be.
>>26825349
What award do we get?
>>26826027
>Twilight will never have angry sex with herself
>>26825665
That's not even the correct fallacy.
And even then your opinion stands no grounds because you are sorrounded with shit that was created by scientists.
