>"Anon, I may have accidentally destroyed Earth with our Death Star. Your friends and family are all dead."
>>26794009
I have something to confess as well.
I may have been a carrier for a virulent and deadly disease when I came over, sorry.
>>26794009
Ok, so just my mom?
>>26794019
You are now infected everyone who gets within 100 meters of you will die slowly and painfully. There is no cure. It was designed to be incurable by people in a lab.
>>26794009
So I'm the only human who as ever or will ever make it to equuestria , nice.
>Accidentally
>>26794009
W-What friends and family?
Ok.
>>26794009
Why the fuck do you even have one? You have bullshit magic powers.
>>26794009
I may have impregnated your sister.
Guess there's only one thing left to do
>>26794009
Don't you mean MY Death Star?
>>26794009
And I may have accidentally sent Twilight there to pick up my dry cleaning, sorry.
>>26794009
But is the Death Star alright?
>>26794009
It was probably for the best anyways.
If you want to make it up to me you could help me ensure a legacy of satyr abominations.
>>26794009
Don't worry I don't have any except for a lunatic bum who I talk to on the bus
>>26795529
>Filename
Is this where moths go when thread's down?
>>26795529
That was your Death Star right?
If not the Empire will be pissed that you took it,
>>26794009
>>26794009
Just how do you "accidentally" destroy a planet with a Death Star?
>>26795481
Why didn't molotov just suck off Brock and let him cum all over her face and dem titties?
She flat out said she could only go to third base, so she probably done it before.
>>26794009
holy shit a talking horse!
