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>>26746420
>What is this thread about?
Half human and half pony/other Equestrian species offspring.
>What are the rules?
There are no thread specific rules, do what you want.
>What is the continuity (world/characters/attributes)?
Whatever you want it to be. Everything is a variable, there are no absolutes. Characters, names, genders, personalities, relationships, backgrounds, writing style, genre. If you want to know the common headcanons of certain characters, read some stories or ask the thread.
Searchable Archive:
http://anonpone.pineapplecomputing.com/search/?tags=satyr
Story by Parent:
http://pastebin.com/qFf46ep5
Author List:
http://pastebin.com/RFgtrECq
Satyrs by Parent:
http://pastebin.com/uBqbm6eq
Dropbox
https://www.dropbox.com/sh/d94jlx7pgl5gg34/AABM4w-okI70GyrbCsVNee9Ga?dl=0
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Add one of the Skypes below!
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Would you flirt with adult satyrs?
Let's say you meet a satyr of your choice at a bar. What would you do?
>>26788977
Sounds good. Murdering Mainly Mules, that is.
>>26789064
Probably stare at them from across the room, not bother going over because they're out of my league (we don't tend to create fatties or ugly ones), then go home and masturbate to the thought of them.
>>26789153
Realistically, probably this.
Even more realistically, I would never have bothered to go to a bar in the first place.
>>26788977
>>26789374
I wonder how often people tell him his girlfriend is a cow.
>>26790062
Such an insult would beudderlyridiculous.
Just reposting since it was late last night
>>26790087
You based her around the model who looks like real life Chun li, didnt you
>>26790205
Yes, actually, cool of you to notice.
>>26790062
I wonder if anyone ever tells himDon't have a cow man
>>26790413
Pogo tells him that at least once whenever they're drinking
>>26790062
>>26790069
>>26790413
>>26790424
Making puns without a licence is a very serious offence in Equestria
Also, I was just browsing DJ's Deviant Art gallery in search of the pictures of his that are missing from Derpibooru, and I've made the shocking discovery that he may very well bea filthy elf lover.
>>26789153
What if they approach you because they have a thing for humans?
>>26790917
"I'm not a fetish or a piece of meat just here to satisfy your perverse desires, silly satyr. I will however make that horse pussy of yours vibrate from pleasure until you pass out from a lack of oxygen to the brain."
>"Uh... That's, um... nice, but I was just coming to talk to you to ask where you buy your clothes. It's hard finding stuff that'll fit a human torso."
"Baby, I don't know what you just said or what you're suggesting, but so long as it ends with me between those thighs of yours then I'm in."
I just made myself think. Given that not all satyrs would have access to a tailor like Rarity to make custom clothes for them, and seeing as the relatively small number of satyrs and humans would likely not warrant mass production of garments designed for them, how much of a satyr's wardrobe would consist of hand-me-downs?
>>26790587
>DJ
>a filthy elf lover
I'm sure I'll catch a lot of flak for this, but I don't understand the lore of warhammer. Never played any of the games nor do I plan to.
What satyr would be the best fit as the Easter Bunny?
>>26791671
I always have stood by Ivy... Cause Angel.
>>26791671
Are we talking lewd or cute Easter Bunny?
>>26791799Either or. I'm not sure yet. If you want lewd, I'll draw lewd, but be warned: I also feel like playing vidya, so be quick, since I am quick to switch goals when drunk.
>>26791671
I second what
>>26791726
said, although part of me also wants to say Yuzu because it sounds like it would look so weird to see her dressed as a bunny.
>>26791043
>Asha has little need of new clothes that often
>She walks around completely naked most of the time when she's home, only putting something on if there are visitors or she's going to town
>>26792892
H-hawt
>>26791043
Simmer and Broil pretty much only wore plain shirts on the dragon islands since, you know, dragons don't wear anything. They only gained a fashion sense after they moved to Equestria.
>>26791043
>seeing as the relatively small number of satyrs and humans would likely not warrant mass production of garments designed for them, how much of a satyr's wardrobe would consist of hand-me-downs
Considering that most of Equestria's population are ponies and other creatures that almost always go naked, satyrs would probably attract more attention simply for being satyrs than for going naked.
In any case, female satyrs would only really need something to cover their boobs, since like for ponies their tails would cover their pussy (at least most of the time), except when they're outside in cold weather.
>>26793329
But Satyrs would have their genitals showing, they're not bent over like ponies, so their tails can't cover them
>>26793480
It would, because unlike on humans, horse pussy is all the way in he back. It wouldn't be visible from the front.
Like if a mare stood on her hind legs - you still wouldn't be able to see her pussy from the front.
>>26793480
>not walking around with your dick hanging out like 'sup'
Lose the pants, get the babes.
>>26793572
Male satyrs would have their cocks sheathed most of the time, so it wouldn't really show much unless they got very aroused.
>>26793601
Drakes have genital slits, so it's be easier to go bottomless.
>>26793601
Ultimately I thought that the human parents would at least clothe them like humans.
Plus I always thought that Satyr genitals are placed like Humans.
>>26793680
Yup.
>>26793572
That explains Timber's harem:^)
>>26793572
If I were able to draw, I'd do something like that. Complete with a comically-sized black censor bar.
>>26792892
... Gonna guess her dad is away on business a lot
>>26789374
>You don’t even care about the movie, it’s just a cheesy romantic comedy she wanted to see.
>Too bad she decided to sleep since the first thirty minutes.
>But just being able to be there with her makes this one of the best days you’ve had since quite a while.
same thing as yesterday, ideas for my commute and I'll post later
>>26795335
Y'know; we sexualize women too mich in this thread... And feminine boys. We need more sexualization of masculine figures! You all want to put a Flutterkid in a "sexy", revealing bunny outfit? Put Timber in it! See how HE likes it!Plus, I just really wanna see him in a "bunny" outfit.
>>26795335
A cutie Sapphire and Precious(Sassy Saddles' satyr), please
>>26795335
>>26795335
Pogo dressed up likes a Jester
Anon in a cuddle puddle with his family.
>>26795380
>suddenly boys start getting drawn in the style of JJBA
2kek
>>26791043
>"Baby, I don't know what you just said or what you're suggesting, but so long as it ends with me between those thighs of yours then I'm in."
kek
>>26795397
The question is which part, because there's a big difference between Jonathan and Johnny.
Someone has the reference of the /emo/ satyr?
i need it for science
>>26795335
Half-pipe being a cutie or a lewdie
>>26795397
Yes yes yes yes
>>26795422
Well going by those fine dubs, they should be Pillar-Satyrs.
>>26795424
This one?
>>26795424
>>26795397
And that's bad? Oversexualized Baras and awesome posing.
>>26795468
Thanks! i will try to draw her, i like the idea of a wrestling fan
also... >>26795335 can you do something with this?
>>26795458
It's the first time i see this one
looks great!
>>26796130
Wha! I remember her! The more changeling than human changetyr!
What's the prevalence of certain satyr species? Are some satyrs more common than others?
>>26796165
Catrine a cute.
>>26793736
Does anyone know what happened to that CYOA Mimic ran? Did he abandon it? Or did he die?
>>26796565
You mean MSoB? He said he's pretty busy with tons of stuff and grew a backlog of things he has to finish.Another satyr CYOA that bit the dust
>>26793736
I really like his Lyra, she's so cute.
>>26789374
Which satyrs have the most difficulties with relationships?
Is Mimic still around ever, or have we lost him back to the depths of teeg from whence he came?
>>26796631
Pretty sure MSOB is a grill
>>26797391
Didn't he stop coming here after someone else tried to colour one of his drawings?
>>26798798
That seems a little petty. I mean I'd understand if whoever it was that coloured it had done so while claiming to be Mimic, but otherwise I think I'd personally find it quite flattering that somebody had liked one of my pictures enough to spend time on it. Though there's always two sides to every story.
>>26796898
Any boy with an older sister who can outclass them growing up.
>Rory
>Sirius
>Lil Mac
>Hotshot
etc.
>>26799061
>Any boy with an older sister who can outclass them growing up.
Wait what
Personal interpretation incoming, but the only one I ever saw as having trouble with relationships would be Siriuswho is basically the Charlie of Satyrs. He gets all the shit duties that no one else wants to do and becomes so good at them they think he wants them. But the royal playboy Radiance gets all the love despite doing jack shit.. Little Mac is the weird fat kid by way of Chucky from Rugrats. Rory bottles up his inferiority complex, and Hotshot is the outgoing one.
I guess I don't see a correlation between having an overachieving older sister and not being able to hold relationships
>>26796599
Is satyr haunted by bad luck?
Every satyr quest so far has bit the dustunless Pyrefly actually holds to his words and returns soon; Stories that aren't one-shots or shorts is a rarity, and art is almost the same.
>>26798012
No.
>>26798012
I wonder how her tail feels like.
>>26800118
You know those fruits and flowers where it LOOKS spiney, but in reality it's actually quite malleable? Kinda like that, but with fur.
Old one I made
>>26800466
Jane Foal
>>26800466
A Normal satyr?
>>26800466
MARY SATYR
>>26800515
>>26800527
>>26800485
I made it last year,but every time I'd post it the thread was almost 404'd or reached Capacity
Satyr fact #812 - Garret has "Kilroy was here" tattooed on his right inner thigh. He woke up one morning after passing out at one of Pogo's parties the night before, only to find his entire leg shaved and the tattoo in question permanently planted under his skin. Though once the fur had grown back you'd never even know he had it, to this day he still doesn't know who Kilroy is and neither does anybody else who went to the party.
>>26800617
Finally got offf early, eh?
>>26800685
yep,only took me 7 months
Do satyrs like getting tickled?
>>26801082
Some do, others hate it cause they don't want to be tickled. Like with human kids.
>>26795335
>Says he'll deliver AFTER his commute
>Never delivered
Guys, I think /d/ was in a car accident. They might be dead. Somebody call 911.
>>26802022
>Approach a women on the street
Have you seen this /d/?
>Recieve a slap across the faceYeah, how about we DON'T go around asking people if they've seen a /d/.
>>26802782
Oh, I've seen some D all right
http://m.imgur.com/CBbrpMH?r
>>26803186
Oh yes
>>26800466
eyyyy
>>26803186
I know traps have a niche following here, but what about herms/futa?
>>26797391
Speaking of, whatever happened to sterks, MT, and that Fiddle and Faddle artfag?
>>26805879
Their home planet needed them and they died on the way back.
>>26802022
Apologies, when I got home, I found out the wifi is down til Friday. Will dump what I have before I leave work.
>>26795380
Starting w this
>>26795393
Wasn't sure which family, made a guess
>>26806235
YES
MORE BIG FAMALAM PICS
>>26806235
Replied to the wrong dude, bruh
>>26806235
This is super adorable. Is this Pinkie's family?
>>26806747
That or Screwloose's
>>26805467
We played around with the idea of futa Darcy hooking up with Ace so they'd make super warrior satyr babies together.
>>26806880
I remember that... That was hot
>>26806213
I expected him to look worse in that... I was wrong
>>26806235
Aww, whose family is this?
>>26806235
is great
>>26807823
Looks like Screwloose's.
>>26809497
Darcy and Utah porn when?
>>26809622
I wonder the same. Why is there no porn of them?
>>26809709
I don't know, it'd make for some great material.
>>26809709
>>26809750
Because Utah's heart belongs to Petunian. Dont taint the Utah
>>26809858
A satyr's heart strings belongs to whoever the puppet master wants them to belong to. They dance according to the jerking fingers that are our art and stories.
>>26800661
Satyr fact #43 - Darcy has a fear of spiders.
>>26810330
Satyr Fact #51: Darcy feels uneasy whenever she sees a satyr has more Equestrian characteristics than wings and isn't comfortable being in their presence for too long.
Were there any discussions or posts mentioning elemental magic in Curwhibbles?
>>26810448
Searching for the word "element" in the archives shows nothing, so I doubt it. Why do you ask?
>>26810633
I wondered what type of spells we could learn and wanted to see if there was any chance we could become a pyromancer.
>>26809622
When you commission it.
>>26810330
Satyr Fact #69 - Utah is ancient Equus for spider.
>>26810420
This was not a fact, but an opinion. You tell one rude zigger to get out of your daddies bar for trying to start shit and suddenly you're a racist and ignorant bitch.
>>26810741
But Anon, zebras aren't satyrs.
>>26810420
Satyr Fact #201: A gryphon's paw padding is rough and desensitized to most feeling. But the furry skin patches between the pads is very sensitive and when massaged can be stimulating to the point of arousal and is often a form of foreplay but only allowed to the most trusted of partners.
>>26810774
Pic didnt post for some reason
>>26810772
I said Zigger.
>>26810837
You're gonna have to explain your definition of zigger to me. I thought it colloquially meant zebra.
>>26810854
Half a zigger is still a zigger.
>>26810718
There were some discussions about magic a couple of times, and if I remember correctly then pyrefly said that there really is no spell we can't learn if given enough time and practice. He's gonna have to confirm that himself, though, because I might remember it wrong.
>>26810881
Are you talking about Asha then?
>>26810897
What?! No! Asha isn't a jack ass who comes in, acts like he owns the place, threatens your daddy's business, then acts like he's the victim when you and your family kick his ass out! Shit. It was some random punk from out of town.
>>26810969
>he
I thought Asha was a delicious brown/black girl?
>>26810983
She is, but the zigger was a boy
>>26810983
We need more of her deliciously wide zebra booty.
>>26809709
>>26809750
Maybe people aren't as interested as you are
How would your satyr react if they were kissed by a friend of the same sex?
>>26812411
Garret would probably be pretty flattered. Guy's fop like a mop.
>>26812411
Muddle would probably push them away and be both angry and confused before compulsively wiping his mouth for days feeling dirty and can't quite get it to feel clean again.
Gargle's heart would race and he would wonder if it was a real kiss and may do it again if he liked the person.
Maverick would punch a fool and wouldn't regret it.
Presto may vomit in reflex and would go to great lengths to make sure it wouldn't happen again.
Warren would be embarrassed about it but would take a more light hearted dismissive approach to it.
If it was on the cheek Pogo would kiss back, and beam with a smile before continuing whatever conversation was had. On the mouth, he would coyly smile and joke "Only my mama and special somep0ny kisses me like that."
I'll do more later
>>26788977
I hope all of you kill yourselves
>>26812693
Nigga, we're discussing the end result of a self-insert fucking all of the cartoon horses in a kid's show.
We're already dead.
>>26813767
Ah, my favorite non-pone satyr. I always envisioned her looking a bit more Latino or Brazillian
>You decide to take your satyr kid to a movie theater
>The theater is showing an Equestrian version of the last movie you watched
Do they enjoy it?
>>26814382
I disown her if she doesn't like it.
>>26814382
>The original Star Wars trilogy
They'd be crazy if they didn't.
>>26814382
I'd be disappointed if they liked it.
>>26814382
>Zootopia
How does that even work
>>26814719
Humans? Shit got dark
>>26814719
>>26814719
Either insects or under the sea
>>26814382
>hfw I can't remember the last time I watched a movie
>>26814382
I don't remember the last movie I saw, so I'm picking tv show. I'm halfway through and it's been fucking awesome the who way through.
>>26814857
Good taste.
>>26812411
Darcy would probably stutter and say she'd be flattered, but her barn door doesn't swing that way.
Hope might...like it if it were one of her friends.
Tonbo would gargle with mouthwash and try kissing with Dynamo to restore her heterosexuality
Mistake would be indifferent since could put on a multitude of faces and personas and the person would never know if she fell in love with the true Mistake or a farce.
https://gyazo.com/aa29eb265cae929d238c642c45463fae
Lesbian sketch
>>26817107
Who are they?
>>26817196
Looks like glimmer and broil
>>26817251
But that tail on Broil looks like a pony's.
>>26817251
It is them.
>>26817455
Just a sketch.
>>26817522
Alright. So it's just a WIP? Either way it's a nice pic of an underrated crack ship,just the tail feels like it doesn't fit.
>>26817671
I will admit to this. Less a WiP, more a simple thing.
>>26817693
Ah okay. Just work on the tail next time, but cuteand lewdpic otherwise.
>>26817716
Not the artist
>>26817755
Just pass it on to them whenever you talk next time, then.
What was the worst case of blue-balls/bean a satyr has ever experienced?
>>26816599
Level 1?
>>26814726
The movie got dark?
>>26814429
you're always forcing oscars on her
>>26814429
Hey, I'll adopt her. I'll be a good daddy to her, better than the piece of shit who disowned her over an over-hyped movie.
You people take things way too seriously.
New drawing from nobby.
>>26821056
>I want gruff voice like mommy
>>26821035
You're grounded. Go to your room until your mother questions why you're in your room.
>>26821056
And another
>>26821056
"You think you're tough? Have a whole CARTON of cigarettes!"
>>26821247
Dawww...
>>26821371
>She smokes them with increasing level of skill
>Due to this skill of sucking an blowing, she eventually starts a gloryhole for stallions
>All because daddy tried to be THAT kind of dad
Congratulations; she's a slut
>>26821470
https://youtu.be/TsQlzJ8sAt4
Nice
>>26821470
That's not how smoking works. Like, at all.
>>26821484
If she smokes, she pokes. Good rule to follow if you go clubbing
>>26821493
So would Alex and Blare go clubbing together?
>>26821504
... Yes!
>>26821504
Do you think smoking would be unhealthy for drake satyrs, or are they immune to the negative effects of smoking due to their drake dna?
>>26821842
>Drakes are immune to cancer
Bullshit
>>26821850
Well, dragons can breathe fire and swim in lava.
They're probably not immune to cancer in general, but they may not be able to get it from smoking.
>>26821842
I'm so happy to see this thread is still alive, it's been such a long time
' just wanted to show some stuff I've done when I were here.WARNING: MAXIMUM AUTISM
>>26822246
New refs?
>>26822246
> refs?
What do you mean?
>>26822300
Wanted to quote:
>>26822262
>>26822300
>>26822314
>>26822320
Sorry for the different presentation of the different files, I kinda messed up with which version I was posting.
>>26821902
This makes so much sense.
It's like everything that's poisonous or foul-tasting to most creatures is harmless or healthy snacks for dragons.
>>26822333
Nice full house. Also, I meant the biology refs that have been posted before.
>>26822596
Except poison... And milk
>>26823180
>Except poison
According to what source?
Spike was munching on Pinkie's rancid muffins in Applebuck Season and seemingly enjoying them with no ill effects, while ponies got sick from eating them.
>>26823241
Well maybe since Dragons can eat gems they're digestive system is stronger than a pony's.
But then the Pies ate rocks, so who the fuck knows.
>>26821842
It is unhealthy for them due to their human dna. However, it is not as unhealthy for them as it is for a normal satyr due to their dragon dna.
If a chainsmoking pony satyr gets cancer in 20 years, then a chainsmoking drake satyr would get cancer in 50 years.
>>26823922
Makes sense.
>>26823334
Only creatures who eat raw minerals are blessed with stomachs of iron. Gargle and the Fiddle/Faddle twins entered an eating competition that had 500 hot dogs. They ate it all...the horror...
>>26823944
>After a lifetime of hard work, I finally have all the hot dogs. Yet I still feel empty inside.
>>26823971
That is because you haven't eaten them yet.
>>26823944
>then they spent the rest of the day in the bathroom, having to use the toilet, the sink and the bath tub in order to be able to go at the same time
>>26824050
I bet their bodies are digest things super efficiently if they eat rocks and gems on a regular basis. Organic material wouldn't leave as much residue as inorganic material. Plus they'd need to absorb all the nutrients for their bodies (Gargle for his higher core temperature, and the twins for their hyperactive reality bending).
>>26824269
>if they eat rocks and gems on a regular basis
Gargle maybe, but not Fiddle and Faddle.
>>26824292
>"Hey, Fiddle, Faddle?" Mumble knocked on the bathroom stall doors. "How're you feeling in there?"
>"Regreeeeeeeets....."
All this talk has me thinking, would Fiddle and Faddle hang out with Gargle? They'd be about the same age, right?
>>26824628
Atleast I'd think so. Wouldn't the CMC satyrs be around this age as well?
>>26824628
>>26824660
>The Triple-Doubles
>The Dongle Dragon
>The Fearsome Foursome
Cheerilee's class must be a nightmare.
>>26824762
I love these titles. More school-time satyrs would be great.
>>26824845
My favorite Cheerilee is the one who simply does not like satyrs and comes up with snide, obscure ways to refer to them.
>>26825115
But Cheerilee has a satyr herself.
>>26825198
Not-So-Secret Pony Supremacist Cheerilee is the only Cheerilee I'm interested in acknowledging for the purposes of this thread.
>>26826243
Leaf a cute. I did a story for her one time using DJ's older pic of her. She looked super comfy.
>>26826326
She is cutest, for the dankest of the dank
>>26821842
Nah, it would still be unhealthy. Poison is poison. But Blare mostly just smokes marijuana from time to time since someone said that she didn't smell all that nice.
>>26827369
>Leaf, Green Peace and Tonsils have decided to start a 'horticulture' club
>Leaf is particularly confused when the other greenery gals seem only interested in growing one type of plant
>>26827412
>Weed
>Not hardcore cigarettes
It's like you don't think she's a criminal punk or something.
>>26827474
Blare dindu nuffin' mang, that ponice officer stopped her for nothing.
>>26827419
>Carrot Top finds out and cries when she asked why she wasn't invited
>Asha finds out and brings pots of exotic plants and flowers with recommended reading books only to find everyone baked out of their minds
>>26827545
Am I the only one who hears Blaire's voice as Marie Kanker's from EEnE?
>Captcha:Garrett Nell
I think I've found a last name for him
>>26827663
I usually hear Blake from RWBY or Makoto from Street Fighter.
>>26827838
>RWBY
That's on my list of shit I've been meaning to watch yet I haven't gotten around to it.Could be that I already know what's happened so far so I don't have a real reason to watch it other than to say I did.
>>26827877
It's entertaining. Fun to watch, a good enough plot line, and recent progressions of character development. Nothing groundbreaking and it has a lot of faults, but I like it enough to marathon it more than once.
Where were your satyrs born if they weren't born in Ponyville, and when did they move there? I always assumed that all of the drakes (with the exception of Thistle) were either born on one of the Isles of Scaly or some rural place in Equestria where there's a lot of outdoor space.
>>26828082
Trottingham
>>26829316
Who's the satyr?
![1458643667405[1].png](https://i.imgur.com/5JwQjMH.png "1458643667405[1].png")
>>26830153
Mama AJ don't mess around
>>26830153
I wonder who the strictest parent would be?
>>26830691
The royal parents. Even though Radiance, Selena, Dawn and Sirius* are children or young adults who are as prone to mood swings and bad days as everybody else, they're also members of the royal family and are expected to behave and present themselves with dignity at all times in a manner that reflects well upon both themselves and the family as a whole, and in a way that serves as an example for their subjects. I imagine they're all quite strongly encouraged by their mothers and hordes of private tutors and servants to act as one would expect of truly noble and refined princes and princesses, for example by not slouching, swearing, appearing inappropriately dressed or being "excessively rambunctious".
I expect their dad** is far more lenient and doesn't object to his children behaving in a more relaxed, informal way when in private, though I can imagine both Celestia and Luna chastising their brood for minor things like speaking with their mouth full and leaning with their elbows on the table even during private family meals. That's not to say that the princesses don't love their children, only that they hold them to a very high standard.
I hate to imagine what either would do if any of their kids got anything less than top marks in any of their classes.
*Who doesn't exist, at least in my own opinion.
**I like the idea of a single Anon being the father of all of them.
>>26831387
Why does nobody like Sirius?
>>26831396
It's not necessarily that I don't like him, it's just that I personally don't know how to portray and characterise him in my stories, and I've never really read anything that featured him as more than a passing reference. That, and that both princesses having two children, a girl and a boy, seems too "symmetrical" if that makes sense. Almost as if he was created just so people that wanted to write about Luna's kid, but didn't want it to be a girl, had a character to latch onto. That could be said about a lot of satyrs though, I know.
I'm sure that sounds like I'm bashing him, and I don't mean it that way, I just can't really think how to explain it differently while riding the mother of all nicotine highs.
>>26826243
What is her full name? Is Leaf an nickname?
>>26831813
Rosa "Leaf" Rosaceae-Fedtschenkoana Ymous McBangin.
>>26831875
>McBangin
>>26831897
First of Her Name, Queen of the Andals and the First Men, Lady of the Seven Kingdoms, and Protector of the Realm.
>>26830691
Adventuring parents.
>>26827545
There once was a dindu called Blare
Who bum rushed a guard with a glare
Six spears later she met her creator
It's a good thing there's drakes yet to spare.
>>26831526
I touched on how I saw him here. >>26799672
Despite doing more than his cousin, Radiance gets all the love (even though he is the first to tell you he's a total Shitter)
But that's just me
>>26832083
There once was a princess called Dawn
Who often left others forlorn
But say what they may she ignored all their scorn
And went on to star in some porn.
>>26832137
>Trying to rhyme Dawn with Scorn/forlorn/porn
You what
>>26832137
There once was a satyr called Snapshot
A true trap-lover's idol and mascot
With an ass so fine you had to wait in line
Many too say his jizz smelled of pine.
>>26809858
The way I see Utah and Darcy's relationship is one where when she was 15, he was probably 10. If his parents weren't around, she would be the first one he would ask for advice. Either her or Cider. At times he lacks foresight that either of them or even his brother would point out.
>>26832155
There once was an Anon quite meek
Who dared tell me my rhyme were too weak
So I implied he was gay and most certainly fay
Oh how wished and I cried go "go away"
>>26832210
There once was a farm girl called Darcy
Not to be trusted at the wheel of a car, see?
How her eyes do torment, her sweet Spanish accent
My dick is left begging for mercy.
That one doesn't really work.
>>26832218
Your structure's off.
>>26832387
When told that my structure was off
I did do my best not to scoff
But as you can guess I lacked the finesse
For I have beer here enough yet to quaff.I know, but I can't do any better
>>26788977
Would you trust this satyr to babysit your sweet, innocent daughter given the Adepta Sororitas' reputation when it comes to young girls?
>>26832624
What's that?
>>26832731
40k fanon has them all being loli obsessed pedos with a fire and BDSM fetish. There are dozens of fapfics about it, just look on 1d4chan.
>>26832210
So she's like his second mother figure
>>26832210
>>26832863
>Darcy will never cradle your head in her lap, run her fingers through and mother you while humming softly to send you to sleep.
>You will never be smothered by her breasts as she holds you protectively in her arms.
>>26832938
Does anyone remember that short fic with Pogo and Darcy?
>>26833967
THICK
>>26834000
THICK
MEATY
THIGHS!
>>26834074
WIDE
DRAGON
HIPS
>>26834325
u-unf
Why are we on page 10?
>>26835418
Satyr likes to play on the highway because daddy said it's off limits.
>>26835434
What highway? Ponyville is a rural backwater town.
>>26832863
Sort of I guess.
>>26832938
Not like that.
>>26835705Totally like that, though.
If you had the chance to start /satyr/ all over again, what would you change?
>>26836145
turn down the incest
not kill it, just keep it to the minimum
>>26835631
It was before humans came to Equestria.
>>26836216
Nah, I bet Ponyville would still be pretty trash. "Pretty" trash, but trash nonetheless.
