Man, I'm so tired of the culture of this board. Nothing but self-insert and wish fulfilling stories, together with unironic self-insert props and sexualization of ponies/fetish threads, which by itself is not wrong, some artists are great at doing that, but it lost its irony long ago and people take it way too seriously.
I'm tired of this part of the fandom. I was never big on it anyways since I never bought merchandise or anything like that, but there's nothing much to come back here, to be honest. There are no original stories or concepts, just "what if a pony was combined with X thing."
Give it a week.
hiatus
>>26787878
I don't know. Last time I left the board for like 4 months when, I think moth pony was a thing, and the only reason I came back was to see what people said about a new episode that came outtake a wild guess, most of them were crying and bitching that ponies were dead when the episode was fun
>>26787871
>coming for the green
if it bothers you so much, either start giving writefags some feedback and reviews, or write your own stories.
Don't worry. This week Discovery Family will start rolling out their advertisements for the final season of FiM. The ride is almost over.....until Guardians of Harmony releases their first 66 minute movie.
>>26787871
Perhaps you have a popular website with creative talented individuals who enjoy talking about the show and creating content which little children could enjoy.
>>26787878
>muh hiettus
It's the community that is shit and autism filled
>>26787871
I feel you bro.
>>26788425
The problem here is that everything is almost always sex/relationship oriented
We get that you guys crave it bad but hell it's ruining everything.
>>26787871
neo mlp
>>26787871
The worst thing about autism is that you never get rid of it. I remember when AIE aka Anon In Equestria was here wince the beginning, then it only got bigger and more cancerous with the new generals.
>>26788510
>write story without relationships or clop
>get no replies or feedback
>watch barely literate clop story posted in same thread
>flooded with feedback and support
see, you say you want those things, but where are you when theyre being done?
>>26788542
>>write story without relationships or clop
Was it a story for cute or something else?
>>26788554
one was just a simple cute slice of life, another was more of an adventure.
You know the sad, but good part? It's only /mlp/ that is obsessed with Anon In Equestria, the rest of the fanbase hated any kind of self inserts even as a pony or an oc.
>>26787871
Then maybe you should find another board?
>>26788542
what do you expect during hiatus?
one italian said it straight: bad money's stronger than good money
>>26788596
Goes to show you that we are the major cancer all along.
>>26788596
>the rest of the fanbase hated any kind of self inserts even as a pony or an oc
never been to FiMfic, hm?
>>26788596
Yeah who would have thought that the site where Anonymous was born and revolves around the concept of Anonymous would be making stuff about Anonymous.
>>26787871
> original
nothing is original
We do it for free
this nigga comes to the board knowing fully well what it is and then complains about it.
>>26788584
I almost never see those anon :/
>>26787871
>Man, I'm so tired of the culture of this board. Nothing but self-insert and wish fulfilling stories
Sorry Lauren but i'm a sad piece of shit perma-virgin that needs something to hang on to
>>26787871
Fresh off the boat, from reddit, kid? heh I remember when I was just like you. Braindead. Lemme give you a tip so you can make it in this cyber sanctuary: never make jokes like that. You got no reputation here, you got no name, you got jackshit here. It's survival of the fittest and you ain't gonna survive long on 4chan by saying stupid jokes that your little hugbox cuntsucking reddit friends would upboat. None of that here. You don't upboat. You don't downboat. This ain't reddit, kid. This is 4chan. We have REAL intellectual discussion, something I don't think you're all that familiar with. You don't like it, you can hit the bricks on over to imgur, you daily show watching son of a bitch. I hope you don't tho. I hope you stay here and learn our ways. Things are different here, unlike any other place that the light of internet pop culture reaches. You can be anything here. Me ? heh, I'm a judge.. this place.... this place has a lot to offer... heh you'll see, kid . . . that is if you can handle it...
>>26788610
..... this fucking kid right here.
Why don't you go ask Hiro for a /tan/ or /anon/ board? or a greentext board.
>>26788657
It's depressing how redditors are the ones writing and pasting these things. Acting like they always belonged on 4chan.
>>26788657
Wew lad please be b8
>>26788671
Like adding more boards was not the main problem to begin with back when Moot started to do it and break the board diversities down.
You Neo-4channing new age-fags against memes, Anonymity and 4chan board culture are the true form of the problem.
And mlp is one of the biggest breeding grounds of this problem ever since the scruffening and trashing
Every time I see a thread like this, I imagine OP as one of those crying kids who doesn't want to eat their veggies but continues to eat them while crying anyway.
>>26788710
4CHAN WAS NEVER ABOUT MEMES YOU IDIOT. Never have children. Ever.
>>26788853
this comment gave me a little kek.
thanks.
If trips, all cancerous greentexting writefags must fuck off to FIMfiction forever. 4chan is not for roleplay.
>>26787871
>>26787871
complaining is not the solution
>>26789357
Beating the living shit out of anons IS.
>>26788510
>We get that
>We
Fuck off to whatever site you came from.
>>26788598
Typical, instead of taking criticism seriously, you just embrace your autism and go
>w-well, fuck off then
>>26788554
I really loved the taking care of Derpy and vacuum is my favorite story ever
>>26788657
*teleports behind you*4Chan just kinda gave me a bunch of weird fetishes, a mental disorder or two, keks, some general information and the knowledge of how to spoiler. Personally I avoid intellectual conversations like the plague here, nobody ever listens anyways
Lohrdy, why did I write all that? Maybe I should go to bed.
I think I just like to pretend that someone is going to read the stuff I write sometimes.
...
I hope those three dots pissed someone off
>>26788710
Ahhhh, pre scruffy /mlp/
Thanks for that Anon, it's nice to remember sometimes
This thread
>>26789311
>4CHAN WAS NEVER ABOUT MEMES YOU IDIOT. Never have children. Ever.
>4Chan
>about
Wehw! Get a load of this goy, he even went full capslock on your ass
>>26789346
4Chan is about freedom, motherfucker
>>26789363
Fag
>>26787871
First of all, hiatus.
Second, if you're so upset about the recurring themes of the stories written here, you could just shut up and write your own.
That's exactly how I got started as a writefag. Was sick to death of self inserts and Anon ends up with X. Action adventure stories are a lot more fun to write and to read.
>>26787871
I'm still waiting on that alternative site full of good advertising, OP.
It better be comfy and well programmed. Not another shitty freeweb imageboard.
>>26789532
He's just complaining about all those evil greentext stories and generals he just can't simply ignore and hide.
Also it's apparently way too hard for him to create a thread about a topic he likes.
>>26788542
Basically this.
I remember a neat conversation I had about chrysalis and changeling society, in other boards that might have evolved into a story of some kind, staring chrysalis, with no ape man support character to speak of. This is why GR 15 is the worst thing that could have ever happened to pony fans. We can't leave this cess pit to talk about these things with more like minded people on other boards that have common interests.
>>26789541
If you'd been paying attention you'd know there is no point in doing that ever. the thread will die within hours and no one will care. it's not that we are bitching that you fuckers are strangling us off of the bards with your shitty self inserts and blatant wish fulfillment, it's that you are so legion that, if the rest of us banded together and made a general, we would not have enough people to keep it alive.
its kind of like hearing about a board that you can discuss video games on, and you get there and 99.9999% of all discussion is about bejeweled.
>4chan it's serious business.
Whilst I agree the green has gotten generic I'm not about to start writing strange wifu or the next vacuum/flutterrape. I could, but I'm just lazy.
>what is prompt thread.
We have like 30 a day, they are worth haveing a squizz at. Yeah i know OP tends to phone it in.
>I need pictures, pictures of Spiderman.
Their comes a point in every subculture where most appealing concepts have been explored and played out. So we go back to what we know just refining our art till the mood strikes to write the next
>who was phone.
Over this sites life it has come up with countless original story's. I'm sorry but being new here is a problem, we are not going to rehash/ponify for your amusement. Unless it suits the current conversation.
>be hacky for the sake of being hacky.
No fuck off, not your personal meme machine.
>>26789562
Of course you need some sort of content silly.
If you don't provide content and just create the thread, of course it will die.
Write a short story about something that you would like to see and create thread for it.
If its good others will flock to it.
But you could just give up like you suggested. That would be easier.
>>26789572
>>I'me an illiterate retard who can't read shit.
I admit, that is an explination I did not think of for why our threads always fail, I will reiterate that normally its been because nobody gives a fuck, and there have been plenty of stories ignored that prove it.
But you know, it's fine, I'm sure that a bunch of girls clothes falling off in school, or edgy human supremacist hfy bullshit is absolutely full of the quality we're lacking and not in any way an indicator that it's the kind of shit people are addicted to and not how much it sparkles.
>>26787871
>THE INTERNET IS SERIOUS BUSINESS. WE MUST HAVE SERIOUS DISCUSSIONS AT ALL TIMES.
No. Like most people browsing this forum, I'm here to have a break from my life.
Fucking sue me, faggot.
>>26788853
More like the kid from a broken home who has no where else to go. A little too extreme of an analogy, but it's either wallow in shit here, or hugbox out there.
>>26788657
How to tell that this faggot is neomlp. We've had this exact same discussion many times, in fact we had it before S5. It's a recurring theme this people getting tired of lewd green, endless green of that Mary Sue called anon, and s constant stream of shit being praised during the hiatus. It was worse when after the start of the season it just kept going and growing because of fans of the fandom.
>>26789588
Just because you dont like the content thats created here doesnt mean its shit.
People like their romantic, mildly erotic short stories here.
Sometimes more action oriented stories pop up and get some traction, but this happens quite rarely because people dont go on /mlp/ for this.
/mlp/ is for silly fun, show and general pone discussion and of coursewrittenporn.
>>26789634
You know that this is copy pasta, dont you?
>>26789638
Were you not here when the action packed CYOAs were at their peak?
>getting on the ride for the irony
The rest of your post could've been god tier and this would've reduced you to utter shit. Try again when you have peach fuzz on your sack.
>>26789638
>>Just because you dont like the content thats created here doesnt mean its shit.
Dipshit maybe you are just so retarded you don't get it, but I don't have to prove romantic erotic self inserts can't be good. You have enough bullshit among your gems that people shamelessly devour that it's obvious that it's not the quality of our stories that are the issue.
That was your argument, and it was invalidated.
>>26789645
One that was homegrown here last hiatus. Just because it's a pasta doesn't mean it doesn't have some truth.
>>26787878
Holy shit 787878 so glorious
>>26789671
Can you prove it was homegrown here last hiatus?
>>26789668
>argumentum ad hominem
>everything I dont like is automatically shit
>>26789696
Other than the fact that there was a thread about the same shit almost every day from about mid-January until at least two weeks before the premier. Not really
Hell I remember the answer if it's just the hiatus non-answer being in those threads as well.
>>26789714
>>responding to tone
>>that guy called me a name so everything he said is wrong
no dipshit, I had a pretty clear and concise arguement and trying to draw attention away from it because you are upset that I called you (rightfully) a fucking idiot does not make you intelligent or right.
>>26787871
Then leave. Why does everyone need to have a little pity parade before they do that?
>>26789745
Yeah.. Im so fucking upset right now...Oh no wait! Im not!
I will continue to further enjoy all that content here while you sit in your corner and yell at people :^) heck! I will even continue to write more! And I wont care how much you say its shit becausetaste is subjective
>>26789767
>taste is subjective
You mush have buds in your arse, because you're talking shit :^)
>>26789767
you are either upset or you are a retarded troll just baiting people. if you didn't give a fuck, you'd have just not replied, not bent over backwards to find some retarded fallacy to insist you where better than me with, even DOA as it was.
>>26789767
Being this butthurt about somebody getting pissed that discussion and rewatch threads get pushed off for more everybody wants my green mary sue monkey dick with the usual quality expected of shitty amateur porn.
>>26789807
>>26789794
>>26789811
Generalizations: The Thread
>>26787871
Blah blah blah.
>>26789811
Did you forget an arrow or did you forget where you were going with that halfway through your statement?
It's a good thing /mlp/ isn't 99% of the fandom.
Just remember, it may be the same shit day in and day out, but it could always be worse.
We could be [s4s].
>>26790294
That board makes /b/ seem like masterpiece theatre.
>>26787871
"taking things way too seriously" definitely isn't the problem. I hate this board and its culture for other reasons. The sense of humor is bottom-level trash, most of the shit posted here is ironic and a pathetic attempt to seem cool and edgy, with no sincerity to be found. The common memes are the type of shit you'd see pre-teens spewing on Steam with "nice meme" and "gr8 b8" and all that. This place hasn't lost it's "irony". I feel it's just the opposite and would like to see someone take their waifu or the show seriously for once without acting like gigantic faggots with ADHD. This board isn't embarrassing because it's dedicated. It's embarrassing because most of the posters either haven't finished high school or are actual manchildren. This place was appealing because the anonymous nature meant we could post what's really on our mind, but nobody does that. They conform to this dumbshit meme-spouting culture and refuse to have any original thoughts.
>>26790884
nice meme
I'm just here for sharing art.
>>26787871
Well OP, have you read this guy's stuff? Stick with the new ones, you'll see the difference
http://pastebin.com/u/Faggot13
Why would you bump this thread?
>>26787871
There have been a few good threads today, but yeah old /mlp/ is dead and the generals and writefags killed it.
>>26792102
>not oversensitive janitors and mods
>not the constant stream of newfags brought to us thanks to pony thread sims
>not you
>>26792102
And in the future, this /mlp/ will die again. As long as the series continues, the fandom always changes. There's nothing you can do about it. None of you own /mlp/, neither do I. So lets just see where this current take us
>>26792146
This to be honest family.
>>26787871
>write simple slice of life about x waifu
>receive 0 feedback
At this point I can't tell if no one cares to read it, or I write like a vietnamese anime writer
>>26792200
Maybe the concept had been done to death, and people are seeking the new hotstuff. But, to make things clear, link pls?
>>26792376
Most of the time I go to waifu threads and ask "what do you want me to write about her"
I don't save the stuff I write, out of pure shame
Sometimes I get one or two replies like "good", "cute" but most of the time no one gives feedback, makes me think I wrote something really dumb or cringeworthy and I forget about it. I really should try the writefag thread
>>26792420
Just do whatever you think needs to be done Anon. Sometimes Im feeling like this as well. Sometimes its like, as long as someone had replied to the story, then it takes the responsibilty from the rest of the Anons to comment on it, since it had been substituted by the first replier.
I know Im not the best at grammar, since not a native speaker and all that, but I tried to give a twist at my story. Kinda swore to myself to never write as Anon again, and if I do, its probably just The Sirens in disguise under a new name.
>>26789425
Fuck you asshole
>>26789722
So you cant?
no source
your word is not creditable
pls i've see that copypasta on other boards
>>26787871
I was a writefag a few years ago. I got busy and haven't didn't finish most if them. Funny thing, I started one up again. I posted it and what once was a story that had people bumping my threads, and even making new threads for me, got 1 reply telling me to fuck off. Guess neo-mlp only likes eqg and clop. No room for slice of life or cute stories.now I write because I like it and don't bother to post
This >>26788542
>>26788522
>>26792462
Writing in english is really complicated when you're not native. I get stuck on a sentence I just can't translate or adapt into English, I end up losing time and creativity
I never saved anything, but if you want, right now I'm just killing time until I can sleep, link me anything and I can rate it
>>26792806
Hey, I've seen a lot of amazing greens back in 2013 from people who say "sorry, English isn't my native language". Just write. Greentext is an interesting for of writing. It thrives on expressing ideas and emotions, not descriptive content
>All these people whining how their greentext stories aren't getting attention because they aren't clop.
Actually it's because you're bad at writing. On an important side note, you shouldn't write for (you)'s, you should write because you enjoy it.
>>26793500
I do understand where you're coming from but feedback and helpful advice is always beneficial but it's only given to clop green texts
and there's plenty of goof greentext that's ignored because "not clop", sometimes people don't read the good greentext but will read smut when they're horny, so always
>>26789754
Because nowhere else has that energy that /mlp/ (and by dint, 4chan) has. In reality, they actually provide nothing of value to the community as they're not entertaining drawfags, or skilled writefags. All they contribute is their opinion of how much they hate this place, and in truth, we're better off without people like OP.
I don't know why people like OP make threads like this, I don't know what they hope to achieve. All I can guess is they want a little validation despite doing nothing to earn it.
>>26793526
If your post is any indication of your general writing style, then it's no wonder people are ignoring your stories.
Also, are people just completely incapable of self-reflection and analysis? Sure an outside perspective can be useful if your story is going off the rails, but more often than not the best critique comes from within.
Learn why you don't like your story, and figure out how to change that.
>>26787871
>I'm tired of this part of the fandom.
What part of the fandom do you still like?
>>26793613
I don't write
sorry if my post seemed to give off that vibe
>>26792545
Are you coming onto me?
>>26789767
This is one of my favorite posters in this thread. Except when he said taste is subjective. No-one cares about your opinion
>>26788596
You know the REALLY sad part?
/mlp/ once did too.
>>26793568
>I don't know what they hope to achieve.
Make people realize their tastes are shit and there should be things beside Anon self-insert roleplay porn greens.
>>26790884
I somewhat agree with this
>>26794331
>>26789425
Actually I am lurking you. Always
>>26795818
Shit completely changed the board. I left for the most part when my favorite threads started getting banned. Probably for the better. As much as I like to reminisce about the hype when a new episode would come out, I didn't begin to watch season five and I don't even know why.
>>26787871
self-insert and wish fulfilling stories, together with unironic self-insert props and sexualization of ponies/fetish threads are what I'm fucking here for. All the other media I consume is fucking fucked and sometimes it's nice to relax and read a little fluff.
you're reading fanfiction of a little girl's television show, if you want literature consult /lit/, they can help you out.
I'm still waiting on that good looking forum which allows for anonymous posting.
>>26795081
>and there should be things beside Anon self-insert roleplay porn greens.
So make those other things then. Except you won't. Maybe because you can't, probably because you're lazy/untalented, but the most likely reason is because even if you write a story that reduces a man to a weeping heap, it's still an MLP fanfiction. On a fucking image board in the corner of the internet no one cares about.
If you want stories other than wacky Anon adventures, I'm sure there are other websites for that.
If you inject too much seriousness into a subject, it no longer becomes enjoyable. Most of the fags that contribute to this board through prose and illustration, like these wacky Anon adventures, or other silly pone adventures. They're lighthearted, they're easy to digest, and it makes them feel happy on the inside.
It's perfectly fine to enjoy things that aren't perfect.
>>26795999
Trips of truth
>>26795818
http://atomic-fantasy.80557.x6.nabble.com/
testing, testing
>>26797566
1, 2, 3
>>26788640
Id say this is a pretty original comment, right here.
Why don't you..... do something with your lives besides my little pony?
>>26797931
Nothing we do really matters in the cosmic sense, so you might as well find your own way to enjoy life.
Unless of course your statement was directed at OP, in which case, I agree. Clearly he's not happy here.
>>26796899
Dis mon is right.
I, if you want new stories, write them yourself, or show your support to authors giving you that story. If threads for your story die too quickly, consider pre-writing them.
>>26787871
Other boards exist Anon, take a vacation from /mlp/ for a while.
>>26787871
And I'm tired of cunts who don't know the definition of "self insert."
I guess you can't always get what you want, huh?
>>26797992
>Nothing we do really matters in the cosmic sense
That's just a cop out
>>26787871
Then leave.
>>26798102
Not really.
What you do won't be remember a couple decades after your lifetime unless it's a serious scientific achievement. Even then it's unlikely people will remember.
How many key people can you list that developed the toothpaste you use? Or the car you drive? Or who designed the clothes you wear?
I'm not saying don't do anything because it'll all turn to dust eventually, I'm just saying don't stress yourself out too much.
>>26794079
>you need to have studied that specific profession to make any arguments about it
yeah nah
There's good stuff on /mlp/, like the occasional discussion thread, it's just you have to sift through threads for it. And if you don't want to do that, 4chan really isn't your speed.
>>26798107
Then you leave.
>>26787871
That and how much has Hasbro ruined the show is what made me made my decision
In the night before the first episode airs I will be gone like dust in the wind.
>>26787871
good prompt
no sarcasm
