>You are now 5 years old
>A human in pony kindergarten
>This horse starts rubbing her nose in your no-no area when no one is looking
Wat do?
>>26779139
Act innocent, eat her out then fuck her
>>26779139
>You are now 5 years old
...like, get scared and cry?
>>26779139
hang yourserlf
>>26779139
If I keep my adult human mind then I ask her:
>"Miss... can you give me your horse pussy"
>>26779139
>wat do?
call Chris Hansen
>>26779166
I don't deal with horses, kid.
>>26779139
Probably Cry
>>26779174
why are you forsaking me?
>>26779139
>tosses tictac down a ravine
IT'S NOT VERY EFFECTIVE
>>26779139
that's my fetish
>>26779184
Tuck and roll you little shit.
>>26779139
Ask her if she's voting for Trump
Pony see, pony do. Mimic the teacher. She knows what's best.
>>26779139
Say you dindu nuffin
>>26779139
>no-no area
you mean yes-yes area
>"Good morning everypony!" I hope you all slept wonderfully last night!"
>Your eyes flutter open.
>"Good morning Ms. Cheerilee.."
>The classroom moaned and groaned tiredly as the peppy equine at the front of the roomed yelled with a grin.
>You look around the room frantically.
"Where the heck am I?"
>Saying this to yourself you look down at your hands, only to realize they were the size of a child who hadn't even reached the age of 6.
>You're not able to remember what life you had before, if you even did. But the situation you at hand seemed instinctively bizarre.
>"Eh, must be in a different country."
>You see the cerise colored pony at the front of the room begin to make eye contact with you.
>"Everybody, meet Anonymous!"
>"Hi Anonymous..."
>The rest of the class looked on at you bored, assuming you to be just another dumb looking exchange student.
>She tells the students to begin working as she helps you get settled in.
>She then trots over to your desk. Bowing to your height she lowers her voice to where you and her could only hear.
>"Now Anon, well if I may call you that?"
>You nod your head still a little confused, but not alarmed since nobody seemed to be a threat.
>"We are working on our circleje-"
>She pauses for a moment. You stare on feeling as if the slip may have been inappropriate.
>"I mean, we are working on our circlework for the time being."
>You glare over at the other children. The small smirks on their faces implied content.
>However, you noticed one given you a smile more exaggerated than the rest. It was a little creepy, almost as if he knew something bad would happen to you.
>A bell rang from out of nowhere.
>"Lunchtime little ones!"
>The clock on the wall read out 11:30 as the little colts and fillies scurried out of the schoolhouse.
>You nearly make you way out before you hear a grunt from behind you.
>"Um Anon, could you stay after for one quick second please? I still need to get some supplies together for you."