>"/mlp/ I need your help! Rarity just messaged me telling me not to bother with the condoms for tonight. I feel like this might be a serious red flag, but on the other hand this is my life's dream! What do I do?"
>>26776618
cum inside.
>>26776618
There is literally no problem.
1. Cum inside
2. Marry her
3. Have a family
4. Live happily ever after
>>26776618
Dude.......you've loved Rarity forever. This is your ONLY CHANCE MAN!
But, yeah, you gotta leave after she gets pregnant
>>26776658
>>26776618
Just tap the mare pussy. Dragons probably can't even get ponies pregnant anyway.
>>26776637
>>26776658
>>26776668
>"Okay then, no regrets!"
>>26776666
>"Hey guys, this one is quads. Should I be worried?"
>>26776618
She's cucking you with another dragon. Don't fall for it
>>26776718
>"He's joking right? There's no way Rarity would do that to me... right?"
>>26776854
No she wouldn't. She only loves you, Spike
Now why the hell are you talking to us?
Go eat some marshmallow, if you know what I mean
>>26776668
>not familiar with dragonhorses
>>26776928
Don't listen to his anon.
All women are social and financial rapists Spike, don't trust them!
>>26776716
Don't believe super-satan.
>>26776618
It just means that Rarity wants to give it to you raw Spike.
>>26776618
Before you do anything, check the number of chromosomes you have and compare with pone. Then you may never even need the condiments.
>rape
>>26777000
God, jesus, and the super devil all agree. You got to plow that mare spike
>It's a Sparity thread
>>26776618
I think it's probably more like when your boss says "I'm afraid we won't need you to come in on Monday."
>>26777156
:O
you must seduce the yellow one
REVENGE
>>26777410
threesome.
it's full proof!
>>26777156
>>26777410
>>>/trash/
>>26776618
You wont need condoms because she's already got a boxshe is doing the penetrating after all.