>"Did you just grab my ass, Anon?"
>>26776475
Yeah, why?
What ass?
>>26776475
THAT'S NOT FUNNY YOU FUCKING CUNT YOU KNOW I LOST MY HANDS IN THE WAR
>>26776475
I wouldn't touch that crusty shitter with a ten foot pole
>>26776475
That was your ass? I thought you were smuggling a a chess board in your pants.
>>26776475
Excuse me?!
I slapped it, I did not "grab" it
>>26776475
heck yeah
>>26776497
Top lel
>>26776501
>not getting a little palm in the slap
Don't slap like a bitch, anon. Leave a mark.
>>26776475
"I- I wanted to feel the end of the rainbow."
>>26776475
>>26776478
>"W-well, I mean, y-you can't be doing that, ya know?"
>>26776475
I'm not trying to be some autistic pseudo-smooth prick... but isn't it pretty much a guarantee that she's into it if she even bothers to ask?
>>26776562
Probably, even if she acts like she's not
>>26776555
Just lookin' fer Leprechauns.
>>26776539
Why not?
>>26776592
>>26776475
I tried but i couldnt find anything
>>26776613
>"B-because it's really...you know?....(naughty)"
>>26776475
>>26776478
>>26776539
>>26776613
>>26776690
>Ass slut Rainbow.
I didn't know how much I want this tull now.
>>26776727
Hopefully a writefag sees this. You know how much they love their Dash opportunities
(As do I)
>>26776766
There isn't enough, same goes for pinkie
>>26776727
>she likes it in the ass
As to be expected of a really effeminate gay man.
>>26776592
>>26776475
i was trying to steal your wallet but someone pushed me
>>26776895
She doesn't even have pockets
>>26776690
Says who?
>>26776903
oh yeah?
YOU dont have pockets either
>>26776475
"Dash, I...I'm standing way over here."
>"Well then who-"
"AAAAAAAAAH!"
>"AAAAAAAAAAAH!"
>>26776475
wait, that was your ass? I was looking for Rarity's.
>>26776475
Mr. Zadir pls
>>26776475
>Implying that anyone would want to touch your narrow, bony ass.
>>26776475
Dear Lord no. First off, nothing to grab, secondly, I was wondering if you could pass a message to Pinkie that I want some cake.
>>26776483
Crazy veteran anon, is that you?
>>26776483
Speech-to-text, then?
>>26777162
>ASTERISK I WAP YOU ON THE SASSTERISK
>NO THAT'S NOT WHAT I PLUCKING DEAD
>NOD FUNK KING DAN DIS PEACE OFFS HIT BONE
>>26776727
Well shit, now I want it too
>>26776592
CARLOS
>>26776475
"No rainbow you assed my grab"
>>26776475
Well I'll gladly grab your sexy foot instead. Would you like that?
>>26778304
Atleast spam a better picture you fucking autist.
>>26778304
Every time I see this stupid fucking picture, I want to bash her ugly freckle fuck face in with a baseball bat.
>>26778361
She doesn't have freckles
>>26778381
Look at >>26778304 closer.
>>26776475
You don't even have an ass.
>>26776727
>Dash is all "notice me senpai" for Anon
>heaccidentlygrabs her ass
>she takes this ass a sign of affection
>doesn't scold him
>Anon's status: confused
Bump for....something
>rainbow dash
>ass
ayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy
>>26776475
>Smells hand
...nope, it doesn't stink.
>>26776475
>Your face melts off as tentacles erupt from your jaw and rend the flesh from Rainbow Dash's bones.
