>"I'll make you a deal, Anon. Find me a really interesting rock and you can put sunscreen on me like you've been offering to for the last hour."
>>26773025
>weebshit
Pass.
>>26773025
>>26773025
Ok
*unzips dick*
>>26773025
Why do you people hate ponies so much
>>26773043
Beat me to it
>>26773025
>implying maud wouldn't wear a fullpiece
That's not Maud, it's an imposter.
>>26773025
Does my kidney stone count as a rock?
>>26773051
We love ponies so much we even love them in human form.
>>26773039
thanks
>>26773061
>implying Pinkie didn't switch out her one-piece with a bikini because Maud's being too much of a square
>"Come on silly, you're at the beach to have fun! Live a little! Put down the poetry book and go entice some boys! You might even get your ROCKS off~" she waggles her eyebrows
>"Ha. Ha. That was a good one Pinkie. You should be a comedian."
>"I know, right?!"
>Pinkie runs off to slut it up
>Maud decides to take her advice and flirt with some guy
>Problem is, that flirtatious behavior falls flat with no tone or expression
>And since her target happened to be your friendly neighborhood faceless green guy, neither of them know if they're doing it right
>>26773061
Nice headcannon you got there f@m.
>>26773190
>>26773211
What's up /r/4chan!
>>26773264
>Going to reddit
>>26773025
>no hooves
>>26773025
This is a GNEISS offer, but I'm going to decline. I shouldn't take SCHIST like this for GRANITE. I PUMICED myself not to take TUFF challenges like this. I ought to PIC-the-RITE choice this time. Nah, not happening.
>>26773025
But you'll burn before I get back. I'm only concerned about you getting melanoma.
>>26773246
- Pinkie slutting Maud up
- Mauds awkward flirting
- Pinkie running off to slut it up
I like this.
>>26773043
>"but rocks are hard, Anon"
>>26773025
Damn, her anatomy and proportions are so fucked up.
>>26773635
Ew, yeah. Right around the neck area.
>>26773635
>>26773717
>>26773750
You act as if this is a real girl and the criticisms aren't justified.
>>26773766
She's gorgeous and any hetero man would fuck her.
>>26773816
>Generalizations
You are an unreliable source of information
>>26773370
You stop that.
bump
Does this count?
>>26774997
What the fuck, is that rock alive?
>>26775109
Probably some magici.e. Photoshop.
>>26773025
Are rocks from the cosmos interesting enough?
>>26773025
>offers me a CHANCE to put sunscreen on her
>only if i find a rock for her
>rape....................................
>>26775109
It's called Pyura chilensis
>>26775141
Nope, it's an actual animal
>>26775109
>>26775141
You know that shit's real, right? There's really a fucking living rock in the ocean.
>>26773025
>You don't need to be told twice. Putting sunscreen on her is obviously a transparent excuse to feel up Maud's great body. You head for the tide pools where early you saw some interesting looking rocks.
>As you look for rocks you reflect on how lucky you were that Maud even agreed to come to the beach today. She never struck you as a beach type of girl, and your offer was made mostly in jest. However her acceptance made more sense when she revealed she was hoping to find some interesting rocks along the shoreline.
>Even more shocking was the sight of her tiny, string-tied bikini. Your jaw nearly dropped at the sight of her. You thought for sure she would show up in a modest one piece, but as you reflect on it, Maud's choice in swimwear is not that unusual for her personality. She was undoubatly aware she has a great body, so she wore a suit which showed it off. Acceptence of reality is just another part of this stoic babe's personality, you think to yourself.
>After some searching you come across a pretty green stone. Quickly you snatch it up a head back to Maud at a brisk jog.
>"Here you go Maud" you say presenting the stone to her.
>She eagerly takes it and studies it for a moment.
>"This is jadeite." She says in her characteristic monotone "I already have several pieces in my collection."
>"Oh" You say, disappointed, but ready to head back to the tide pools to look for more rocks.
>"However" she continues, sitting up on her blanket "This is a very beautiful piece, and besides, I don't want to get a burn."
>She tosses you a container of sunscreen. "Here anon, go ahead."
>Stifling a grin, you uncap the bottle.
>>26775340
>Squeezing some onto your palm, you apply a little to the back of her neck and she holds her hair up out of the way. Her skin to silky smooth and warm from the sun.
>As you move a little lower, she lets her hair drop back down, and reaches behind herself to under her bikini top.
>You breath comes a little quicker as you finish her back, with Maud demurely holding her top in place.
>"I guess I better do your front now Maud."
>Obediently she turns herself around and faces you. She takes a look around, apparently judging how many people are around. There were a few families earlier, but they've already left, and the only other people visible are couple sunbathing much farther down the beach. She seems to come to a decision, and lets her top drop.
>"Nice boulders" You say with a grin as you behold Maud's perfect breasts.
>"Very funny Anon" Maud says. "Have you been working on that one all day?"
>You don't reply but instead apply some sunscreen to her neck and then to her chest. You gently apply it to each of her breasts, enjoying the springy softness. As your fingers caress her breasts, you feel her nipples becoming hard.
>"I think you've got them covered, Anon" She says, and you're pleased to see the faintest ghost of a blush rising in her cheeks.
>"Ok, time for your stomach" You say, and apply sunscreen to he flat, hard tummy. As you rub it in, she gives a little jolt. You look up at her questioningly, and a tiny grin touches her lips. "Tickles". She says.
>"Ok, just have to do your legs" You say. Maud lies face down on her blanket still topless.
>Her plump rear, which must be a Pie family genetic trait, is within your grasp.
>>26775509
>Squeezing some more sunscreen into your palm, you decide to start with her legs then work your way up.
>You apply sunscreen to the back and front of each leg, enjoying the softness of her skin and the curves of her leg muscles.
>"Tim to do your ass Maud" You say after a moments deliberation, and deciding to just go for it. You pull her bikini bottoms down. She says nothing as you apply sunscreen to each cheek, rubbing it in, taking way longer than necessary.
>"Enjoying yourself, Anon?" She asks, and it is your imagination, or is that the faintest hint of a flirtations tone in her voice?
>"Yeah, you've got a great ass." You say.
>"I could have guessed from the way you've been staring at it all day" She says.
>She reaches behind herself and pulls her bottoms back up, turning back onto her front as she does.
>Funs over, your think to yourself. Should I lean in and kiss her now? But your train is cut off by Maud pointing and crying out "You brought me another rock!"
>You look down, following her finger, and are a little embarrassed but not at all surprised to see your erection, clearly visible in your swim trunks.
>"I guess I did" You say, grinning.
>"Well, let me take a look at it." She says.
>>26775613
I will complete this story in about an hour, hour and a half, when I get home. Hope everyone's enjoying it so far.
>>26775622
Writefag is kill, abandon thread.
>>26775810
>famenagging
>>26773370
Next time you just need to beboulder.
>>26775168
>tfw I'm from chile and never even heard of this thing
I'm not setting foot near coasts ever again.
>>26773025
>>no hooves
>>weeb version of humanized worst Pie
>>she's clearly not into you
This is why you stick with ponies.
writefag here, I'm still planning on finishing this later, so if the thread is still around, I will.
>>26776353
yay
>>26776353
Excelent
>>26775613
>Taking a look around to verify that you are alone, you pull your swim trunks down to your knees, your erect cock standing at attention in the warm summer air.
>As you kneel between her legs, still lying on her back, Maud reaches up and gives the tip of your cock a gentle squeeze, then moving down to squeeze the middle, and finally the base. She leaves her hand at the base of your cock, holding it gently but firmly.
>"It is hard like a rock." She says, still in the same monotone. She holds out her hand not currently gripping your cock, palm up. "Squirt some of that sunscreen on here."
>Doing as your told, you fill her palm with a generous glob of sunscreen. "Did I miss a spot?" You ask, grinning.
>"No" she replies "I just don't want you to get burned"
>She smears the sunscreen around the head of your cock, and then taking hold, slides her hand down the shaft.
>"Now we need to work it in" She says, and begins to stroke your cock, squeezing slightly harder at the head before loosening slightly as her hand travels down your shaft, before meeting her other hand still clamped firmly around the base, and then back up again.
>Staring down at her cute yet still expressionless face and perky boobs jiggling as she jerks you off, you feel yourself nearing orgasm.
>"oh yes Maud don't stop" you say. She begins to jerk faster, responding to your command.
>You can't hold out any longer. You are gripped by a powerful orgasm, your legs shaking, knees digging into the sand, ropes of cum shooting out all over Mauds tits and belly. as she jerks out every last drop of cum.
>"Not like a rock anymore" She says, indicating your softening penis.
>"No, but with you around, I don't think its going to be long before its hard again."
>"I'll hold you to that, Anon." She says as a rare expression - slyness - crosses her face, as she gets up from the blanket, headed to the water to wash off your cum.
Maybe more later
>>26773944
>dumblrtale
die
>>26775509
>Her skin to silky smooth and warm from the sun.
This line doesent read right
Otherwise pretty good.
>>26776675
>later
NO, NOW
>>26777318
yeah I made a few typos, my apologies
>>26777321
If the thread survives, I will continue as soon as I have some free time
>>26773318
die in a fire
>>26777411
Your cancer is killing me too quickly.
bedtime bump
Bam
>>26773025
Dem hips tho, my family. Dem hips. Are they lying? I surely think not.
>>26779911
Pie family genetic traits = wide hips, plump ass
>>26773025
bumps
>>26776052
>Chile
>Not setting foot near coast
Pick one.
Or cross Los Andes.
>>26776675
Bump.
Bunf
stop bumping dead threads
>>26773042
Underrated post.
