>"oooh." >"Y'all right?"

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2016-03-16 20:45:42 Post No. 26772921
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Anonymous 2016-03-16 20:45:42 Post No. 26772921 [Report]

>"oooh."
>"Y'all right?"

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Anonymous 2016-03-16 20:48:08 Post No.26772946
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Anonymous 2016-03-16 20:48:08 Post No.26772946 [Report]

>>26772921
Just a little stoned.

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Anonymous 2016-03-16 20:50:51 Post No.26772968
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Anonymous 2016-03-16 20:50:51 Post No.26772968 [Report]

>>26772921
No I'm in a need of a mommy.

Specifically a blue flowy maned alicorn mommy.

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Anonymous 2016-03-16 20:52:34 Post No.26772989
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Anonymous 2016-03-16 20:52:34 Post No.26772989 [Report]

>>26772921
yeah, yeah, I'm fine
~~just dead inside~~

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Anonymous 2016-03-16 20:53:47 Post No.26772998
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Anonymous 2016-03-16 20:53:47 Post No.26772998 [Report]

>>26772989
wake me up

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Anonymous 2016-03-16 20:58:42 Post No.26773041
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>>26772921
Pfffff
It's only a flesh wound.

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Anonymous 2016-03-16 20:59:35 Post No.26773046
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Anonymous 2016-03-16 20:59:35 Post No.26773046 [Report]

>>26772921
Sheeeeeeeeeiiiiiiiiiiiiit...

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Anonymous 2016-03-16 21:07:37 Post No.26773116
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Anonymous 2016-03-16 21:07:37 Post No.26773116 [Report]

>>26772921
>Y'all

Alright, who the fuck thought Applejack teaching Luna how to speak normally was a good idea?
~~Actually, I want a story of that now.~~

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Anonymous 2016-03-16 21:21:20 Post No.26773206
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>>26773041
>Not using a picture of the black knight

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Anonymous 2016-03-16 21:23:47 Post No.26773225
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Anonymous 2016-03-16 21:23:47 Post No.26773225 [Report]

>>26772921
"You broke my fucking dick you stupid horse!"

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Anonymous 2016-03-16 21:29:15 Post No.26773266
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Anonymous 2016-03-16 21:29:15 Post No.26773266 [Report]

>>26773206
>Black Knight in Equestria
>Confronts Princess Luna
>Manages to score a hit
>She's just as prone to losing and disregarding limbs as he is
>They fall in love
>Have a limbless wedding
>Literally rolling around in the sack

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Anonymous 2016-03-16 21:32:06 Post No.26773292
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Anonymous 2016-03-16 21:32:06 Post No.26773292 [Report]

>>26773046
Kings, etc

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Anonymous 2016-03-16 21:34:47 Post No.26773313
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Anonymous 2016-03-16 21:34:47 Post No.26773313 [Report]

>>26772921
"It's alright! There's more where that came from!"
>"Anon, I don't think you can regrow an entire arm."
"Pfft, that's bullshit. Here, lemme show ya!"
>Anon proceeds to forcefully tear off his now frozen arm
>Luna is screaming, and this attracts the attention of Celestia
>Anon is trying to grunt and scream a new arm through his new hole
>Celestia is now in the Doorway
>"Hey, Luna, I heard you screaming like some freaky shit happened. What ha-OH MY FUCKING CHRIST BURGERS!"
>the room now consists of two screaming horse gods and a crazy, one-armed Anon
>Anon is tiring of this
"Hold on, I think I got i-AAAGH!"
>Despite all logical reasoning, Anon just regrew his arm.
>The screams of the horses now multiplies, and is combined with projectile vomiting
"Huh. I didn't know that I was part Namekian. I was just fuckin' around at first. ...Are you guys even paying attention to me or are you going to just scream?