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You wake up in Equestria 12 years after the events of Season 6 and your favourite Equestria citizen is now your parent.
You are also 10 years old.
How do you fare?
>>26766699
I don't know, I didn't pay attention to this shit thread last time. Chances are I won't do it now, either.
>>26766699
Twilight's castle will be destroyed in the S6 finale.
>>26766723
You just did.
I'm a prince now!
Also, I'm probably at the school for gifted unicornies failing at everything because I can't fucking handle an advanced class.
goddamnit.
>>26766699
Might do a greentext about this
Who should be the parents?
>>26766699
We still don't know who dad is, but mom learned to never drink that much cider again. Especially around aunt Dash.
>>26766756
Appe Bloom would be your aunt.
>>26766699
I wonder if Twilight would try in vain to teach me magic, or force me to spend hours upon hours studying.
>>26766765Sir, I was talking about Ponk, aunt in this sense being that close family friend who may as well be your mom's sister.
>>26766784
Wow I thought you were talking about AJ lol.
Enjoy Aunt Dash, your "biological" aunts will be boring as shit.
>>26766818
>implying Aunt Maud isn't the best comedienne in Equestria.
As Grandpa Igneous would say, verily, thou art a lover of men.
>>26766699
hug all the ponies because im small enough to as big as a foal and nobody would give me shit about it
>>26766699
>Biological son of the Princess of the Sun
I'm gonna be stealing all the cuddle time with her. In between being an absolute holy terror for the palace's staff.
"Wait, is Anonymous trying to fly again?"
"Yes, he built another 'airplane' and is about to leap off the tower!"
>>26766748
Seriously? You wouldn't want to see this?
>>26766917
Oh, I was expecting you to be adopted, I guess that works..., but if you do that route then you don't get to keep your memories.
If you are adopted then you can keep it, even if you are transformed into a pony.
>>26766699
I feel bad for Rainbow Dash since she is going to now have to live on the ground, or I'm going to have an uneasy life living up in the clouds with no ability to fly.
>>26767018
>Implying she won't fly with a good holding you up.
Plebian.
>>26767069
What?
>>26767075
Hoof, fucking autocorrect.
You know, like she did with Scootaloo
>>26766744Sun prince or Moon Prince? or maaybe even Love or Magic Prince?
>>26766992
Oh, well in that case... even as a 10 year old, having memories of your past and knowing you're adopted as a one-of-a-kind creature is going to be rough. I mean, I'm sure Sunnybuns will do her best to care for me, but that's a lot to weigh on the mind.
>>26767100
Would she be strong enough? Somehow I think so.
>>26767204
Transformed into a pony means you inhabit the body of an orphaned pony with seemingly no parents, based on you.
In every scenario you were found as a baby
>>26767240
Given that you're a colt and not a human, according to OP, she definitely could.
Gotta feel sorry for the Earth Pony kid of Twalot Sporkle.
>>26767312
Oh, you can choose to be either one.
Human is the "default" option.
>>26767312
It would be cooler to be a human kid of Twilight Sparkle.
Starlight and Sunburst get to be my parents.
>>26767385
Meh, humans in Equestria has never been something I've been a fan of. But imagine being named after her childhood Earth Pony friend, who still lives with Big Mac.
>>26767444
Ewww
>>26767534
Applejack?
>>26767735
Worse, Smarty Pants.
>>26766699
I abuse the fuck out of my moms position as the princess of friendship
Once a week I'll take a stroll through town and laugh at the poor people.
>>26767819
Won't you have to laugh at yourself? I can't imagine Twilight being rich, or putting up with shit like that. Also, enjoy the books you'll get for Hearthswarming and your "birthday "
>>26766699
I want to be a cute little mare who was adopted by twilight sparkleafter momma Trixie gave her up.
You now realize you'll be hanging with the Cake twins.
Fuck it going to be an Earth Pony filly adopted by Pinkie Pie, because I get to hang with those two.
>>26767762
Come on she wouldn't be that socially stupid.
>>26766748
If this thread is still up tomorrow morning I will do it if there are any suggestions.
>>26767909
She is definitely loaded.
>>26767909
>Lives in a castle made entirely out of crystals
>Arguably one of the most important people in Equestria
>Not rich
>>26768044
>loaded
>can't even afford guards
Right, enjoy your two books a year.
>>26768066
She has Spike, he is pretty much her bodyguard.
>>26768078
>Spike
True, he and the Royal guard are on about the same competency level.
And once again worst for birthdays and HWE.
>>26766699
So Nightmare Moon has taken over, or became a separate entity from Luna.
That would be interesting. I'd either be an alicorn, or a nightmare-like creature.
>>26768105
>And once again worst for birthdays and HWE
Who care's, you could literally just chip off pieces of the castle and sell that shit for tons of bits
>>26768116
Oh hai Nyx.
>>26768128
>Tons of bits
Can't spend them when she grounds your ass to a lifetime of study hall.
>>26768105
Saved Equestria more times than pretty much anyone barring Twilight.
I would trust him more than any guard.
>>26768149
Just don't let her find out, it's like you've never done things you weren't supposed to as a kid.
>>26768149
Wait, I thought Nyx was the Nightmare adopted by Twilight?
>>26767909
Even before becoming princess she would have got a substantial stipend from celestia plus payment from the town for running the library
Im sure all her research has made her some money to.
>>26768033
Babs seed
>>26768105
Only bit of incempetncy we have seen from the guard is leaving there post for cake
Also spikes a God dam hero it's been building to him being a powerful fighter from the start.
>>26768116
If you decide that route you lose your memories.
>>26768105
>mom who has shape shifting spells
>imagine dealing with girl troubles and stuff eventually
>>26768163
Did you forget about that snitch of an owl? And Spike would probably expect a cut of the Gems to keep quiet. And all those friendship lessons. Sure being Twilight's kid might mean easy bits in theory, but fuck it's going to be hard work.
That and embarrassment when you go out to a burger joint. As well as your uncle being a huge fucking nerd. And as someone who chose Pinkie, I can find out your darkest secrets, the Party Cave knows all.
>>26768266
Hard work for hard pay, nothings free.
>>26768295
True. But if you wanted to work hard for pay, why not be an appul?
>>26768230
That sounds delicious.
>>26768352
Because then I'd be just a peasant and couldn't spend my free time reminding the serfs how much better I am
>>26768266
Be shiny's kid instead.
>Everyone doubts the tonitrus in PVP
>jumping attack while charged does 700 damage
Zapping my way downtown
>>26768500
What?
>>26768510
Shit, wrong thread
>>26768483
>implying you'd be able to do that effectively with Twilight and the friendship crew around.
>>26768488
Now this nigga has the right idea (aside from a possible mob forming).
>Be 10 or the Equestrian equivalent.
>You live with your mom in Ponyville.
>You had the misfortune of being born an Earth Pony, and being left on the doorstep of Sugarcube Corner.
>Your life has been party after party.
>by the time you were 5 you grew to hate cake, but you loved filing.
>you loved it enough that you took over your mother's job in helping to sort out the files at Ponyville City Hall.
>By the time you were 8, you even got to file the files in the Party Cave.
>You knew every dirty secret of everybody in town.
>at 10 you start to rebel against the party lifestyle.
>your first act is helping to celebrate aunty Twilight's birthday.
>You made quesadillas.
