"Ahahahaha! Remember when you thought for the longest time that I was a lesbian? But, haha, but it turned out it was Lyra?! Hahahaha! She's such a carpet munching dyke!"
>>26757958
I have never seen you with a stallion tho, Dash.
Are you a kissless virgin?
>>26757958
>"Yeah, I totally believed they were only best friends!"Fuck yourself
>>26757968
>>26758032
"C'mon Anon, can't you just laugh with me?"
>>26758032
>>26758072
H-hey I was just asking, don't get all sad on me...
>>26757958
Dash is actually very conservative and would vote for Trump to build wall.
>>26758032
lmao, I just pictured the immediate transition from happy laughing cunt to sad cunt. It was pretty funny desu
Great, now I feel bad that Dash has never had a boyfriend.
I'd give her a pity date...
>>26757958
>>26758032
>>26758072
dont be sad mah boi, the world loves you for your endless gaping meathole
>>26757958
>projecting
>>26758195
u don't feel bad that i never had a girlfriend
>>26757958
Dash, People who often lie usually do so in a very indirect way. You never said you weren't a dyke in that whole sentence, you just gave an analogy that implied you weren't. One that also has no logical connection to your sexuality as someone elses doesn't determine yours.
In fact, it makes one wonder weather a supposed rainbow colored and VERY self conscious pony might have been teased as a filly for it, especially with their close proximity to another special filly that pony are still so close to. That Pony would never give up their loyalty to her friend, no matter what the cost. If anyone knew the truth, they'd speculate. Ponies love rumors.
>>26758100
Nice Headcanon
>>26757958
>>26757968
>>26758032I know that feel
>>26757958
Like you and Flutters haven't been dyking around since you were fillies.
