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>"Anon i need you to pretend to be my son for the day, or maybe a week im not sure."
>"I have the spell ready, will you help me or not?"
>>26753215
Uh, Twi, can't you use Spike?
I'd be a terrible son, considering I think about fucking you 24/7...oh boy, that's your fetish, ain't it?
>>26753215
Twi, let's face it, I literally have nothing better to do in this world. My soul reason to live currently is to get up to shenanigans like this.
>>26753215
take the baby dragon twigger
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>"Anon we need you."
>"Every year the neighboring nations and equestria trade the sons of the royal houses in the interest of peace and co-operation."
>"Flurry is a filly, and luna and celestia cant claim you because if they had foals everyone would know of it."
>"But i'm still a relative unknown to them."
>"One thing though, this year, you. Equestria is trading with Dranglake , the dragon nation.
>"And no we cant trade spike because A) hes not a pony and B) hes wingless, giving him is like spitting in the drake kings face and a death sentence for spike"
>>26753282
"I completely understand, Twah. BUT, before I say yes, I have to ask an important question: where would you send me and, most of all, can I fuck them?"
>>26753304
>"To his palace duh, and i guess, just dont get them pregnant, well not like you could reach."
>>26753312
"Oh, my bad, Dranglake...I misheard. Ok, good, but before I go, I need all your books about dragon mating, two barrels of love potion and one of anesthetic."
>>26753282
>A) hes not a pony
>B) hes wingless
Same thing applies to me, doesn't it?
>>26753363
SHUT YOUR WHORE MOUTH! Your needless nitpicking isn't going to prevent me from getting dragon pussy!
>>26753363
The op said she has a spell ready.presumably you get to be the pony or you just get an illusion on you.
>>26753385
In that case, it could be cast on Spike as well, who would be able to more believably play the role.
>>26753392
yup.
>>26753215
I don't want to live in a world where Twilight isn't my mom
>>26753220
>"Damn foiled again!"
>>26753397
Why are you still alive, then?
>>26753404
I'm already in Equestria. They have surprisingly good internet
>>26753215
"Here, lemme teach you how it's done"
[anon, in a deep voice] "Hi, Princess Sparkle! I'm here to get your son as the ritual demands!"
[anon again, in falsetto] "Oh I'm sorry, mr Dragon, I have no descendants, yet. My vagina is inversely proportional to my books: never used even once"
[Deep voice again] "Oh, that's unfortunate...well, I think we can get over this. By the way, do you want to have a drink with me?"
[falsetto] "Oh, my, mr Dragon, you're so dashing. I read everything I could about dragon mating rituals...please, make me the mother of your hellspawn! I want them to tear my insides by breathing fl-"
>"ENOUGH ANON, I GET IT! I'LL ASK SOMEBODY ELSE!"
>>26753215
Question Twilight
What if they ask about 'my' father?
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>>26753458
>>26753430
>"Here, lemme teach you how it's done"
>>26753474
Fuck off.
>>26753215
I want to be a pony-shota that my loving twimommy can lovingly dominate.
>>26753215
"Ok twiggle, but can it be daughter?"
>>26753215
You aren't going to trade me at all, are you? This is just an elaborate scheme to get me into /SS/ because you have a nursing fetish
>>26753659
>"B-but i-im not a foal fiddler!"
>>26753215
I want to fuck Twilight Sparkle so badly
>>26753215
>Gets turned into anonfilly
>Becomes 20% percent cooler
>Assigned an age gender
>Get so bored with twilight I diaper in fog
>I go home and speak directly into my vagina
>Become the meme lord
>Get cummed in
This is what would happen if i meet 4chan in person.
>>26754519
>nothing about following me into the gay bathhouse
>no gak
>no secret butt fun
>no getting your central nervous system removed for the good of your moral fiber
0/10
>>26754562
You forgot mouthing the cherries
>>26754711
>mouthing the cherries
Oh boy, I almost forgot about that meme
