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Dashie is having a bad day
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>Wakes up late for school
>No clean clothes...all crumpled up on the floor
>Mom yells at her to hurry up
>Miss school bus...gotta ride bicycle
>Shit; it's raining

>Shows up late
>Day-old clothes already stank like sweat & BO
>Now they're all wet
>Office won't give her a hall pass for being late
>Gets dirty look from Mrs. Harshwhinny as she tries to sneak into class
"Turn in your homework. Professionally, please."
>Oh shit. Was in a hurry this morning; left it on her bed.
>No homework to turn in.
>Gets detention for no homework.

>Late for soccer practice because detention
>No special treatment for star player
>Coach makes her run laps around muddy field
>Remember, it rained this morning

>Rides bicycle home
>Tracks mud into living room
>Scolded by Mom
"Mom, chill, I'll clean it up! Jeeze!"
>Mom doesn't like her tone of voice
>Also, she finds out Dashie got detention
>Leads to a shouting match
>Mom wins that fight...big time
>No phone, no vidya for a week

You are Anon
>You hear a tapping at your window
>It's Dashie, your next door neighbor
>Climbed up to the old tree-house you two used to play in
>Open your window for her.
"Hey, Anon...I'm having a really lousy day."
>Looks close to tears but too macho/tomboyish to let them show
"Think I could come in and just...you know...hand out?"

So can you do it?
Can you hand out with depressed Dash and NOT sexually molest her? She crawled in your window a virgin and has to stay that way.
Wat do?
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>>26745103
Other than the shitty clothes and the friends,this summed up my entire sophomore year
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>>26745103
Yeah, I remember my second day of college
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>>26745103
>Wat do?
Hang out with her, of course. Poor girl needs cheering up.
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>>26745103
I'm in it for the long game.
>Hang out with her non-sexually today.
>Get sexual later.

Yes, I know I'm risking friendzone, but that's how I'm playing it.
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Also;
>No phone, no vidya for a week

At her age, why live?
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i hit her over the head, strategically remove clothing and take pictures of her unconscious body, and say she tripped because she's stupid enough to believe it. then the discreetly-planted pictures are found at school a few days later
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Hug her.
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>>26745103
>Let her come in.
>Let her play vidya games and use phone at your house.
>While she's distracted, make an anonymous call to her mom.
>Rat her out, anonymously.
>Watch her get yelled at and dragged back to her own house by her ear.
>Make popcorn. Acquire cold beverage.
>Set up comfortable chair near the window.
>Look across lawn.
>Perfect view into Rainbow's bedroom window.
>Watch her mom beat that bare ass with the hairbrush.
Fap like a wild baboon.
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>>26746590
Fuck, now I feel bad.
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>>26745103
Yes, but on the condition that we cuddle and she cries on my shoulder till she feels better. Then vidya or movie night, popcorn and snacks are optional.
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>>26746590
Somebody give this nigger a ribbon
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>>26746590
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>>26745103
>"Think I could come in and just...you know...hand out?"
>"Hand out"

GOD FUCKING DAMN YOU YOU DAMN JEHOVAH WITNESSES, DO YOU HAVE NO SHAME?
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>>26745103
>...hand out

Ayyy, free handy. You bet she could play some games.
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>>26745103
>and NOT sexually molest her
It's not rape if she likes it
>she crawled In a virgin and has to stay that way
No she doesnt
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>>26745103
Tickle her feet.
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Am I allowed to trick her into forcing me to smell her feet?
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>>26748367
Why not just ask her?
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>>26748382
It's more fun desu
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>>26745277
>>26745283

I think you mean "hand" out, like OP said. No one said anything about hanging you monkey
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Promptly laugh at her and she'll be my dick down her throat so she chokes and dies.

Fucking rainbow haired cunt.
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>>26750478
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>>26750436
Damn, them some short skirts.
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>>26750478
Now you're just trying too hard.
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>>26745103
>hand out
...you mean like a handjob?
well shit of course
please feel free to unwind your stress by tugging on my dick
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>>26745103
> Let here in
> Sit next to her and cuddle as a few tears finally roll down her face
>Think of a way to cheer her up
>Later on take her down to a large car park and teach her to ride my moped.
>She goes home afterwards
>3 days later there is a new scooter outside rainbow's house.
>Go out for rides with Dash
>Her other friends end up buying them aswell
>Start a scooter gang call the wolverines
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mPzvPFYqcl8
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safety bump
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>>26751171
You had me thinkin some other kind of moped, anon.
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>>26751171
>I went to the moped store, said
"Fuck it"
>Salesman's like
>"What up, what's your budget?"
>And I'm like
"Honestly, I don't know nothing about mopeds" >He said
>"I got the one for you, follow me"
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>>26745103
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>>26745103
>shouting match with mom
You just wait until your father gets home, young lady...
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>>26745103
She really needs a hug, huh?
>>26748169
>>26750436
These guys get it.
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>>26752607
"The school will tell mom, mom will tell dad, and dad will say not now I just came home from work!"
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might write a feelsy one off about this.

Good green topic OP.
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>>26745103

>Can you hand out with depressed Dash and NOT sexually molest her?
Not really
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>>26745103
>let her in
>realize I'm in the eqg verse
>kill self
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>>26745103
...the prompt isn't half bad, but it looks like it was written by a 12 y.o.

>Dashie
>Vidya
>Oh shit
Seriously.
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>>26752607
That's the worst.

Sitting and waiting for an ass-whooping is 100X worse than just getting it right away.
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>>26745103
"Jeez, Dash, are you okay? Yeah, come on in. Looks like it's going to rain again."
>You're heart grips with concern as you search her red, sodden eyes.
>Dash sniffles quickly and thanks you, carefully clambering through your window and pacing idly into your room.
>Downcast, searching eyes, hands fidgeting in uncertainty of a purpose.
>She was clearly very distracted.
>You close the window behind her and take a step her way.
"Dash, what happened? I'll be honest you look-"
>It finally hit you.
"-and smell like crap."
>She slumps her shoulders and sighs, turning her back to you.
>In your minds eye you could envision her lower lip quivering as one of her few remaining strings snaps.
>"Gee, thanks, Anon."
>Your heart sinks into your chest.
"No no! Not like that. I'm sorry, it's just...Dash, what's up?"
>She wistfully looks at you over her shoulder, responding to you with red, puffy eyes and, of all things, a brave half-hearted smile.
>"It's just been one of those days."
"Oh, like...I mean, should I get some pads er...something?"
>A laugh, albeit one of resigned exasperation, escaped her, and she turned back around.
>"You're an idiot. No, not like that."
>Laughter was good. Laughter was half your plan.
"Thank God, cause honestly this is a new carpet and I'm not keen to be putting stains in it."
>Dash chuckled again and shook her head.
>Mission accomplished.
>Friend uplifted.
>Or so you thought...
>Another sniffle rose from the girl standing in the middle of your room.
>You sighed through your nose.
>You were hoping it wouldn;t have to come to this.
>Dash would often seek solace in you in the past, and previously it required little more than making her laugh.
>That was done, typically, at the expense of a little self deprecation on your part.
>Dash's pride made the belittlement of others a go-to for a pick-me-up.
>But not this time.
>She sniffled again, and again, bringing her hand to her face to wipe away what you imagine was a shameful tear.
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>>26753320
>Your poor little Dashie.
>She needed more than an ego boost right now.
>She needed a heart to heart.
>A little bit of emotion; grant her some catharsis.
>And that was something at which you were sadly clumsy and inexperienced.
>But Dash was your friend.
>You weren't afraid to say (to yourself only) that you loved her dearly.
>You bit your lip and steadily approached her.
>Your mind race a mile a minute, struggling to come up with the right words to say.
>What would she respond best to?
>Leveling with her?
>Empathizing with her?
>Telling her to be strong?
>That it was all going to be okay.
>Perhaps an inspirational quote. You were good at those.
>And yet as you approached her no combination of words seemed to satisfy the situation.
>For a man so typically loquacious you found yourself wonderfully tongue-tied.
>Before you knew it you were behind her and tapping her on the shoulder.
>There was no going back now.
>You would have to think of something to say on the fly.
>Dash turned around, with a sniffle, to face you.
>Dried rivers ran from her eyes over her cheeks, even now they were welling up anew.
>And still she fought so hard to hold them back.
>Her nose, visibly moist, sniffled quietly yet again.
>Her hair, even compared to how it typically was, was atypical in it's mussiness.
>Dash looked up at you through sore eyes, waiting.
>It is rare you act on impulse.
>Perhaps it was something you unconsciously realized as you stood staring at her.
>Or maybe this was simply the plan you had concocted over years of comfort.
>Whatever the case, it came to you.
>Your arms left Dash no escape as them gently drew her in and wrapped around her.
>You embraced her closely, one arm around her waist, the other resting upon the back of her head., your chest pressed firmly, and warmly, to hers.
>You had decided, after all, to give her a heart-to-heart - of sorts.
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>>26753418
>A brief flash of bewilderment came across Dash's face.
>You fully expected that she would begin to fight you.
>Instead, to your surprise, her arms wrapped around you and squeezed you vice-like.
>You imagined the rest of her strings must have snapped, for she buried her face into your chest.
>Her repressed sniffles deteriorated into open sobs, muted in your chest, but still clear as day.
>Clutching your back for support, her body began to rock with the tell-tale signs of muffled sobbing, each releasing gently racking her figure.
>There was nothing you could say.
>Nothing you SHOULD say.
>It was best just to let her cry, you knew.
>You tightened you embrace and held her head close to your chest, slowly rocking her as she released her day's frustrations.
>And there you both stayed, for a while, standing in the middle of your room.
>It would end eventually.
>And after, you both would agree it had never happened.
>Likely, you would proceed to play some video games while she put words to her day.
>But that was later - even if later is only a few minutes from now.
>But in those few minutes an eternity seemed to pass.
>You clasping the girl you cared so deeply about.
>And she clutching at the comfort she never knew she needed.
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>>26753481
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>>26745103
Sure! Come hand out!
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>>26753481
>not sitting down, against a wall
>not having her curl up in a sobbing ball
>not having her explain everything that went wrong
>not texting your parents
>not having your parents call her parents to explain
>not getting out of the grounding because Dashie's momma would understand why her baby girl is all screwy today
>not having Dashie know you were the one most responsible for the rest of her week not having to suck because of that one shitty day

You doing good though. Carry on, broham.
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>>26753540
>>26753566
Nah, had no intentions of continuing. Sorry. I liked were it left off; kinda open and sincere. Any other writefag is welcome to continue it if they want, but I hadn't any greater plans for a story outside of what I have already written.
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>>26753566
>>26753540
I'll maybe probably deliver fresh green in about an hour or two
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>>26753788
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Bump for more
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>>26753788
Now I remember why I don't write anymore.
I'm dead.
Bye
pls can i hab dubs
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>>26754357
nooooooo please stay mr. Writefag
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>>26752301
>Dooooooowwwwwnnnn Tooooowwwwnnnnn
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>>26745777
this
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>>26754461
Only if you get dubs.
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>>26745103
>You pause your game and let Rainbow Dash inside
>You take a good look at her as she climbs in
"You looks like shit" you say
>"Gee thanks. I didn't notice" Rainbow shoots back sarcastically
>You smirk as you turn and grab your extra controller and toss it to her
"At least you'll look the part after I beat the shit outta ya." You say as you load up Guilty Gear Xrd after taking your place on the bed
>"Yeah, right!" Is all you heard as Rainbow slams down next to you
>"...Thanks, Anon" Rainbow says quietly after a few moments while the game loads after choosing your characters. Ramlethal for life
"...Anytime" you reply after a second then smirk
"I'm always down for beating your ass." You laugh and see Rainbow whip her head towards you slightly angry
>"Jerk!" And a punch on the shoulder is your reward before the match starts
>You think you see a blush as she focuses her attention to the game but there's no time to pursue that
>You got a Chip to blow up
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>>26754357
NOOOO, FOLLOW THE BABY! DONT QUIT TILL IT IS DONE!
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>>26755585
bump
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>>26756534
bump
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>>26756534
>>26757699
>>26757700
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>>26754929
only if [spoier]singles[/spoiler]
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>>26758611
dubs confirm writefriend stays.
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>>26759466
Don't forget about your own doubles there. Writefag stays double confirmed
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>>26758611
>>26759466
Oh shit
Checked
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>>26759532
Alright, lemme just put on my trip...
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>>26745103
>You stare at Dash for a solid minute and a half
>What the fuck should you do?
>Nobody's home except you and the cat...
>"Hey, Anooon..."
>A gust of air from Dash's hand in front of your face wakes you up
"Y-yeah, sure, yeah, come in."
>She climbs in through the window and falls flat on the floor

>You just stand there, not knowing what to do
>There's a girl in your house right now
>And you're alone here all weekend
"So, um..."
>What do you do now
>You've never had anyone come over to your house
>You probably look like a retard right now
>"Anon, look, I've had an awful morning today. Can I just get some whatever clothes you can spare and use your bathroom?"
"Y--"
>No, not like this
"Sure, but after that you'll tell me what happened. Deal?"
>"Whatever."
>Now do you have any spare clothes is another good question...
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>>26759866
>"Thanks."
>Dash quickly disappears behind the bathroom door
"I--"
>She won't hear you if you speak as quiet as you normally do
>Maybe raise your voice by a bit?
"I'll be upstairs in my room if you need me!"
>You need to re-think the situation you got yourself in
>As you slowly pass by the rare furniture in the living room, you hear something
>"Meow."


More in an hour or two
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>The life of a Rainbow Dash is a harsh one.
>Friday.
>She wakes up late for school
>No clean clothes...all crumpled up on the floor
>Dad yells at her to hurry up
>Miss school bus...gotta ride bicycle
>It's raining

>She shows up late
>Day-old clothes already stank like sweat & BO
>Now they're all wet
>Office won't give her a hall pass for being late
>She gets a dirty look from Mrs. Harshwhinny as she tries to sneak into class
"Turn in your homework. Professionally, please."
>Oh shit. Was in a hurry this morning; left it on her bed.
>No homework to turn in.
>Gets detention for no homework.

>Late for soccer practice because detention
>No special treatment for star player
>Coach makes her run laps around muddy field
>Remember, it rained this morning

>Rides bicycle home
>Tracks mud into living room
>Scolded by Mom
"Mom, chill, I'll clean it up! Jeeze!"
>Mom doesn't like her tone of voice
>Also, Mom finds out she got detention
>Leads to a shouting match
>Dad wins that fight...big time
>No phone, no vidya for a week
>She goes to her room, crying.
>Decided to sneak out to see her friend next door, not even changing clothes or taking a shower.
>….
“What the hell, man. That guy has to be using mods.”
>You’re currently huddled around your computer, playing your favorite game.
>Friday night means game night. Hell yea.
>In the distance you can hear thunder from the passing rain storm that battered your home town all day.
>*Tap, tap, tap*
>Suddenly, you hear a tapping at your window.
>You, think it’s just a tree branch. Or a bird.
>Go back to the game.
>*Tap, tap, tap*
>The tapping gets harder this time.
>You still ignore it.
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>>26760375
>You just got a package and it was a mini-gun.

>You mutter curse words to yourself after a guy got a random headshot on you.

>*BANG*

>The sound makes you jump from your seat.

>It came from your window again.

>You look over, your eyes trying to set to the darkness infront of you after staring at the bright screen of the monitor.

>You see it’s a person.

>A bright flash fills the panel of the window.

>And you recognize who it is.

>It's Dashie, your next door neighbor

>How the fuck did she up this high?

>You quickly get over to the window and open your window for her.

“Dash, what hell are you doing?!”

"Hey, Anon...I'm having a really lousy day."

>You look out the window to see how she got up to the second story.

>She climbed up to the old tree-house you two used to play in.

>You look back towards her, inches away.

>She looks close to tears.

>Damn.

"Think I could come in and just...you know...hang out?"
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>>26745103
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>>26760019
Wow damn it's been 7 hours already.
[blog]

I was tinkering with my phone like a total retard and did something that caused my phone to overheat like a bitch and I had to go back home to fix it.
Green coming in a bit.

[/blog]
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>>26745103
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>>26760019
So, I was stuck at this screen for 5 and a half hours now, I guess that's what you get when you ask a dead writefag to write instead of the guys you have.
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>>26759578
>General Supplies Writefag
dis gon b gud
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>>26764099
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>>26764711
No it's not.
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>>26755514
>Ram
>Chipp
>implying Rainbow wouldn't be slapping your shit left and right
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>>26767416
>implying Rainbow would be one of the 2% of players that can play Chipp correctly
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Dash a cunt, but even a cunt doesn't deserve that
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>>26745103
>No phone, no vidya for a week
She got off too easy.
I'd have given her a month.
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Bumpityroo
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>>26745103
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>>26753481
daww
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>>26745103
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>>26745103
bump
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>>26745103
bed bump
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>>26776258
Dude, everyone's dead, put the thread out of its misery.
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